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Artax & The Beef Tour the Marvel Universe

Artax & The Beef Tour the Marvel Universe

By Artax

2 friends rewatch all of the MCU movies to prepare for the upcoming Avengers release.
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Avengers 4 - So Back to the Future's a bunch of bull@#%& ?

Artax & The Beef Tour the Marvel UniverseMay 16, 2019

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Avengers 4 - So Back to the Future's a bunch of bull@#%& ?

Avengers 4 - So Back to the Future's a bunch of bull@#%& ?

We tour the past in search of the Infinity Stones, meet a surprising number of Golem Avengers, and discuss the ATBTMU experience.

May 16, 201941:53
Captain Marvel - That's not a cat, that's a Flerken.

Captain Marvel - That's not a cat, that's a Flerken.

We meet Carol Danvers, jam on some 90's music, and once again witness the villainy of Jude Law.

May 09, 201934:28
Artax & The Beef's Top 5 MCU Flicks

Artax & The Beef's Top 5 MCU Flicks

We rundown everyone's favorites before seeing Endgame.

May 09, 201914:20
Antman 2 - Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?

Antman 2 - Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?

We tour the quantum realm, get chased by seagulls, and meet preschool Scott Lang.

May 03, 201928:17
Avengers 3 - Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.

Avengers 3 - Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.

We tour space with Thor and Rocket and reunite with old friends, but we don't trade lives.

Apr 25, 201932:50
Black Panther - It's just like riding a hoverbike.

Black Panther - It's just like riding a hoverbike.

We tour Wakanda, meet some friendly rhinos, and root for the bad guys.

Apr 18, 201926:55
Thor 3 - Why would I not like "mainframe?"

Thor 3 - Why would I not like "mainframe?"

We tour Garbage Planet, meet New Doug, and take Thor's hammer and badge.

Apr 11, 201932:18
Spiderman 1 - You deserve that... you're a criminal!

Spiderman 1 - You deserve that... you're a criminal!

We tour the Washington Monument, practice our interrogation modes, and almost summon the ghost with the most.

Apr 04, 201928:32
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - I'm Mary Poppins y'all!

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - I'm Mary Poppins y'all!

We tour a quantum asteroid field, watch a boring game of catch, and see a space-viking funeral.

Mar 28, 201929:11
Trailer Breakdown - Hawkeye's haircut...

Trailer Breakdown - Hawkeye's haircut...

We tour the past, return to the Hawkeye Family Farm, and start getting excited for Endgame.

Mar 21, 201905:42
Doctor Strange - Oh...so you joined a cult.

Doctor Strange - Oh...so you joined a cult.

We tour a series of M.C. Escher drawings, go to school at Kamar-Taj, and wish that we had a time stone of our own.

Mar 21, 201926:46
Captain America 3 - Congratulations Cap, you're a criminal.

Captain America 3 - Congratulations Cap, you're a criminal.

We tour 11 location changes, delve into Tony's childhood, and grapple with what is right and what is wrong.

Mar 14, 201926:15
Antman 1 - Baskin Robbins always finds out...

Antman 1 - Baskin Robbins always finds out...

We tour the wonderful world of ants, learn the difference between insects and arachnids, and realize that Paul Rudd actually has what it takes to be a superhero.

Mar 07, 201927:01
Avengers 2 - Don't take from my pile.

Avengers 2 - Don't take from my pile.

We tour the uncanny valley, the Hawkeye family farm, and finally answer the question: Does anyone like Quicksilver?

Mar 07, 201926:34
Guardians of the Galaxy 1 - That dude there... I need his prosthetic leg.

Guardians of the Galaxy 1 - That dude there... I need his prosthetic leg.

We tour the prison from Face/Off, watch an Infinity Stone slide show, and learn that not all trash pandas are cuddly.
Feb 28, 201924:51
Captain America 2 - ...you need to keep BOTH eyes open

Captain America 2 - ...you need to keep BOTH eyes open

We tour the Smithsonian, Cap’s list of things he missed, and try to come to terms with Shield/Hydra/NSA surveillance.
Feb 21, 201924:55
Thor 2 - Well the first one was so much fun...

Thor 2 - Well the first one was so much fun...

We tour Asgard/Rivendell accompanied by Jane, attend a lantern festival funeral, and continently zip around the universe via portal.
Feb 21, 201923:30
Iron Man 3 - It tested well with focus groups.

Iron Man 3 - It tested well with focus groups.

We tour 40 minutes of an enjoyable movie, are reunited with Pepper Potts, and admire a collection niche Iron Man suits (no Gremlin suit though).
Feb 15, 201923:24
Avengers 1 - And then shawarma after?

Avengers 1 - And then shawarma after?

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Captain America 1 - I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.

Captain America 1 - I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.

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Thor 1 - Myeu-muh? What's Myeu-muh?

Thor 1 - Myeu-muh? What's Myeu-muh?


Feb 08, 201921:44
Iron Man 2 - I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.

Iron Man 2 - I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.

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The Incredible Hulk - Tienes mas stretchy?

The Incredible Hulk - Tienes mas stretchy?

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Iron Man 1 - Well Ms. Brown...

Iron Man 1 - Well Ms. Brown...

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