Artax & The Beef Tour the Marvel Universe
By Artax
Artax & The Beef Tour the Marvel UniverseMay 16, 2019
Avengers 4 - So Back to the Future's a bunch of bull@#%& ?
We tour the past in search of the Infinity Stones, meet a surprising number of Golem Avengers, and discuss the ATBTMU experience.
Captain Marvel - That's not a cat, that's a Flerken.
We meet Carol Danvers, jam on some 90's music, and once again witness the villainy of Jude Law.
Artax & The Beef's Top 5 MCU Flicks
We rundown everyone's favorites before seeing Endgame.
Antman 2 - Do you guys just put the word 'quantum' in front of everything?
We tour the quantum realm, get chased by seagulls, and meet preschool Scott Lang.
Avengers 3 - Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.
We tour space with Thor and Rocket and reunite with old friends, but we don't trade lives.
Black Panther - It's just like riding a hoverbike.
We tour Wakanda, meet some friendly rhinos, and root for the bad guys.
Thor 3 - Why would I not like "mainframe?"
We tour Garbage Planet, meet New Doug, and take Thor's hammer and badge.
Spiderman 1 - You deserve that... you're a criminal!
We tour the Washington Monument, practice our interrogation modes, and almost summon the ghost with the most.
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 - I'm Mary Poppins y'all!
We tour a quantum asteroid field, watch a boring game of catch, and see a space-viking funeral.
Trailer Breakdown - Hawkeye's haircut...
We tour the past, return to the Hawkeye Family Farm, and start getting excited for Endgame.
Doctor Strange - Oh...so you joined a cult.
We tour a series of M.C. Escher drawings, go to school at Kamar-Taj, and wish that we had a time stone of our own.
Captain America 3 - Congratulations Cap, you're a criminal.
We tour 11 location changes, delve into Tony's childhood, and grapple with what is right and what is wrong.
Antman 1 - Baskin Robbins always finds out...
We tour the wonderful world of ants, learn the difference between insects and arachnids, and realize that Paul Rudd actually has what it takes to be a superhero.
Avengers 2 - Don't take from my pile.
We tour the uncanny valley, the Hawkeye family farm, and finally answer the question: Does anyone like Quicksilver?