Arthur Moose Presents...A collection of fictional true stories
By Arthur J Moose
Arthur Moose presents an anthology of true non-fictional fiction salvaged from the jealous confounding hand of time and preserved in his own private collection. Revelation. Scandal. Gnashing of teeth. Akin to the Dead Sea Scrolls but on an even more biblical scale.
The true identity of the Man in the Aluminium Mask is at last revealed! But not before crossing an ocean blue, facing the walrus, busting out of juvy, and Oxford Comma, and being put before a kangaroo court for apricot theft. This one goes out to ole Cap’n Rumshackle.
Also known as King Razvan’s Quest For Love! or The Long Lost King of Ireland! or The Ballad of Billy the Brittle. No matter the title, the Three Wise Men counsellors are at large and they won’t stop till they find their king!
In this annal we learn why the Chanel 4 special services undercover report hound was retired off to the dishlickers. There will be jiving, giraffing, gypsies boars, oxford commas, and an exclusive audio recording of an illicit Supperware Party. Get your safari suits!
1918. Pandemonium on the streets of Leningrad. A nasty terrible their is on the loose with diabolical plans of mass theivery. Will the incarcerated metropolitan police force be able to stop the mystery looter before the entire city is stolen? And will Anastasia ever waltz again in the Winter Palace?
The hunt is on for the holy relics of Saint John of the Patisserie. None will be spared in this thrilling adventure dug up by Herr Moose himself during the exhumation of the once chic Cardinal Ratzelfinkelburgerstrauss. Watch out for those Mexican Paratroopers!
Arthur C. Wedgerton and his goonies invent time travel! History itself struts and frets on a stage before our very ears to the flopping rythme of a silver princess fish. Baron Von Scrap, a weasel, an Oxford Comma, and the world’s largest chocolate Easter egg are along for the ride.
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