This Week in Conspiracy

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A fat girl food review!!

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Audacity once again would not allow me to add the intro. Fuck em. Enjoy this minus the extra 30 second wait time of the intro.

Every step you take, every move you make, every ween you blow is being recorded by the diddy

Well if we are talking about the glory days, you know that comes with a few blow ups.
Always look for the TWIC shirts in the background of your favorite tragedy.

Ashley wasn't here again so expect audio quality and spelling will be bad. we talk about new law enforcement policy in Canda is just let them steal your car. we also talk about organic food, organic sunscreen and what's going to happen with the solar eclipse.

I know there is no intro or outro... audacity sucks and I refuse to continue to fight with it. I stopped before I punched the computer. Also enjoy the 30 some minutes of terrible audio in the beginning. but its about wrestling so.... don't skip it

Here is the audio from our live reactions and commentary to the state of the union.
Did you miss our facebook live? make sure you follow us for more live events. You can also go to our profile and watch it now!

15 card pack and if we sold them all on eBay we would make at least $15!!!
We will update you on the fb live video for the state of the union. If you don't follow us on Facebook yet, you better get on that!

ITS OVER 9000.

My stomach is still growling and they did not stop talking so this is short.

Space nukes, political opponents dying and the sickness that keeps on giving.

Not hung over, just sick. But of course we give you a performance better than the halftime show... but without skates.

WARNING: there is a bit of singing.

Movie spoiler alert at the end... Thanks Jay.

King Charlies has been diagnosed with cancer.

Please leave Justin a voice message on spotify or anchor. He needs it.

Come and cut it!

Now I can hear "let's go pens" and no more "here we go" or "fly eagles fly".

Longer episode today. Enjoy!

Also still looking for a man to put together a pizza oven lol

Ashley took off today because the cowboys chocked again. We talk about the NFL playoffs, the weirdness around Loyd Austin and his hospitalization, or is already dead. Then we get into the fact that the earth is the devils realm and has control

If someone watched Leave the world behind, or whatever it is called, can you please tell us about the electricity? Someone has to be right on this.

Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas! This is just a (semi) fun episode. We are just relaxing and bullshitting.

Does this episode have a burger element?
I can say I never flown with Epstein, can you? Nor have I ever been to an Island.

Now you can find Alex Jones on X with us!

This episode was in no way recorded beforehand, no no. No one was told to not mention dates or times... and everyone can follow directions on this super absolutely live episode. We are clearly in the woods with out live audience of deer... yep

Ashley isnt here so there will probably be a problem with the recording. Hope the trip to Dallas was worth it. we talk about the clean streets of San Fran as the rest of the cities fall apart. We also talk about medical stuff and the failling car market

We talk about football for like an hour with Big Dog and the Hammer.
It was not an hour.

"Do you have any physical ailments?"
"mental"

idiots

No one else dressed up for Halloween. But I get made fun of for being Ernie. We tackle the hard-hitting questions like, who was Snuffleupagus? How about those plastic masks you had to wear at Halloween? How about when your dad would rip the phone out of the wall because you wouldn't get off the phone?

The world is burning, so Ashley decided to take a trip to Maine to see the leaves change. We talk about Joe Bidens trip Israel and the migrant crisis here at home. Then some how we get into girls sports..... I dont know say a prayer for Ash to have a safe trip

We found the devil's house... or playground or something. I wont lie I was looking at dallas cowboy tickets, tickets get cheaper when they lose.

TURN YOUR PHONE OFF OCTOBER 4TH...

The sound at the Bryce Jordan Center blows but Brad got the VIP treatment when the artists heard he was there and with this week in conspiracy.

Pelosi, Fetterman, and McConnell... The Oddities.

We discuss the mouth breathers at wendy's, People fed up with restrictions and cost of living, and chicken nuggets.

Look, I told Jay to turn down the TV three times. The xbox noises are on his head.

Jay talks about his Gettysburg 3D experience, the civil war and ghosts.

Brad sings

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This week's episode synopsis brought to you by Mitch McConnell

Eris is coming!! Mask up.

Why are you wearing a mask at a concert? If you are sick stay home, if you are worried about other people, why are you out in large crowds? Make it make sense to me.
Fudge rounds are sold out at my walmart.. thanks ginger singer, what am i to use all my food stamps on now?

Think of all the people associated with that have died, now think of having a hurricane named after her....

Of course, we also talk about the upcoming financial collapse, getting on the moon, and a new JFK conspiracy.

Money, get backI'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack
Jim is talking money until he say JFK and then it went off the rails.

Well the coolest part of this podcast went to see Alice Cooper last night... Oh and Jay went too. Sorry Brad

What didnt we talk about today? mortgage rates, housing prices and barrels of oil.



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Oh look a dollar general popped up in our synopsis. is there no end to these thing

These boys know more about the barbie move than I do. I think they secretly saw it without me.

We talk about that racist RFK and the special side effects from medicine and our show.

Holy shit we are back live!!!! cocaine sharks, small towns, and strikes!!

I am blocking Jay in the driveway so I can't write much. Some of us have to work I guess..

Deux means two.. see how cultured we are?

Guess what? Those boys are on vacation, and I am in the studio working hard (lol) to give you the quality content you deserve.

I hope you enjoy the second part of alien talk with Jim!

Look everyone gets to go on vacation while I am stuck here editing and uploading. So I get to name this whatever I want and it sounds cool to me.

This is part one of a two-parter with Jim, our resident alien expert. He talking about holes at the poles and other interesting stories.

While France is burning, we shall celebrate our independence. The Furries invaded Pittsburgh this past weekend, fake meat is being created for your next cookout, and we are in trouble on social media again

If you ride on Putin, you don't go to jail you go to Belarus. If they had put their feet on his desk or wore bull horns, they would definitely be in jail, there are rules.

What better way to cover up any news about Biden and his son than to send a sub down to the ocean to get crushed by the pressure. They knew it was done days before they told us but they let everyone hold out hope while counting down oxygen hours. I still think it was empty, and all for a distraction.

Some people blow off steam by working out at the gym but PSU professor, Themis Matsoukas, never got that memo. We discuss Juneteenth, the great infuckstucure meeting of the minds, a parking ticket for backing in a spot, and RFK.




Credits
Ashley: Audio Engineer
Those others guys: "Talent"

What was the literal count on the literallies used. Is literallies even a word... it has a red underline so I assume it is not.
Is Tim a fed??? He said he is not but how can we be sure? We cover the indictment, Biden getting a 5 million payout, wells fargo just paid out to Epstien's victims, and we cover the challenger conspiracy.