3 Men and A Microphone

For one final time join Ian, Damian, and Darren as they meet in person for only the second time to record the last ever episode of 3 Men and A Microphone. 

From all of us on the show, a massive thank you to every single person who listened and followed the podcast over the last 100 episodes. We have all had a blast, we are sorry to see the show end but Ian, Damian, and Darren will be back later this year with a brand new podcast. So keep checking the social feeds for all the latest news. 

Until we meet again on your podcast feed, stay well look after yourself and enjoy the show. 

Ian, Damian and Darren

It's our penultimate episode and this week we discover after 99 episodes that Darren doesn't know how time works, Damian READS a list and fine out what annoys us in the summer. 

Next week is the final episode of 3 Men and A Microphone so join us for one last time next Monday :( 

Welcome to episode 98. This week Darren's a thief, eating away and (yes really) we talk sandwiches. 

This is an emotional episode this week and we have a big announcement to make.

We are ending the podcast at our 100th episode. Listen to find out our reasons, but we still have 3 jam-packed episodes to come!

This week no Darren (again we know Ian and Damian have their suspicions on where he really was), Ian and Darren talk the Westminster Porn video, getting caught, Pier Morgan. Then Damian went to see Alan Partridge's new show and does a review and we discuss the (frankly brilliant) Netflix show Heartstoppers and Ian discusses his coming out to his parents. 

We have a big announcement next about the podcast, more in episode 97. 

We are back after our Easter holidays. This week, ruining a child favourite film, that Will Smith Oscar moment, Liam Paynes odd accent, false teeth and much more. 

Welcome to episode 94, this week's funny cat attack, puddings and misheard movie quotes, we are going on a break for the next two weeks but don't worry we will be back on Monday 25th April 2022. 

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Welcome to episode 93, this week the grossest words list from Damian (yuk!), conspiracy theories and is Darren being replaced by Stephan? 

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Welcome to episode 92, no Darren this week, but he will be back next week. So we are joined by a special guest presenter Stephan Bessant (yes we know he was only on a few weeks ago but we need a quick replacement!). 

This week, Damian and Ian both have you know what, we discover Damian has an Acting profile and annoyed customers. 

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Welcome to episode 91 of the podcast and this week is a first for the show as we are joined by a band on the show. The Wednesday Club are on to talk about thier first EP, we have two tracks to play from that and a very special live acoustic cover. 

Welcome to Episode 90 - Escape the troubles of the world for the next 45 minutes as we take you on the unpredictable conversation, this week Ian has a new car, Darren's been to see John Bishop and Damian finds out things are getting smaller. 

Welcome to Episode 89, did you watch last nights Peaky Blinders season 6 opener? Do we have a treat for you, friend of the show and playing George in Season 6 Stephan Bessant joins on the show to talk all things Peaky Blinders (don't worry no spoilers). Also this week we talk Saturday Night Takeaway and Darren's weirdly long nails! 

Welcome to Episode 88, this week Darren's child problems, manbags, Storm Eunice, the Winter Olympics and a TV Theme Game. 

(Winter Luge video audio from @boysgonewild on TikTok) 

It's episode 87 of the unpredictable conversation and Ian left his house and gets angry during the recording (again!), we discuss lots of TV and some topical items. 

Welcome to episode 86, no Darren this week (hopefully, he will be back next week and he can let us know what the swingers club was like 😁), in this episode another Peston Watch, yes really! We test out the new AI age recognition software, some Katie Price rubbish from Damian and the latest on Borris Party Gate!

Welcome to the Unpredictable Conversation that is 3 Men and A Microphone the perfect way to brighten up your podcast feed. 

This week, we are still waiting for the publication of the year (or a decade at this rate) The Sue Gray Report, Peston Watch makes its debut (or one and only appearance), we somehow got talking about waffles which leads to odd food combinations and a frankly disgusting way to eat Pringles.  

Missed last weeks big guest Big Brothers Marcus Bentley scroll back through your feed to listen now. 

Welcome to episode 84, and this week we are very excited to be welcomed by Big Brother legend Marcus Bentley. We talk Big Brother, getting started on the show, highlights and lowlights and much more. If you a fan of Big Brother or Reality TV this is an episode not to be missed. 

Welcome to episode 83 of 3 Men and A Microphone. 

This week, Boris, Borrowers and bad language plus we have a very exciting guest coming up on next week's show, listen to find out who it might be and don't miss next week's episode. 

This week's episode contains bad language and some adult content so might not be suitable for those under 18s. 

Hello and welcome to Ep 82 of 3 Men and A Microphone from these3 Media. 

We are back after our Christmas break and we have a lot to discuss, Darren's been to Lapland, Damian gets his staff to wrap his presents, Ian has a story about selling wind and much more. Welcome to Season 4 of the best podcast you can listen to. 

Happy New Year! Welcome to the Best of Season 3 for 3 Men and A Microphone. 

This episode has all the best bits of season 3 and is bumper packed with funny stories guests and more. 

We are back with new episodes next week as we kick start 2022!

**Warning this episode contains very strong language through out, blame the 40's and F**ked podcast for that!**

From Ian, Damian and Darren Merry Christmas!

This week the Top 5 returns with our Top 5 Christmas Presents. From skateboards to Paul Daniels Magic Tricks some very surprising and funny picks. 

Next Week we have our Big Christmas Quiz Special. 

This week, that No10 Christmas Party, Damian's work party and is Die Hard a Christmas Film?

Welcome to episode 77, this week Darren's got Covid, Damian forces us to improvise and we speak to Teena Bizkit ahead of our special Christmas Quiz Show on the 15th December. 

This week Damian is late again for the show and Ian is not pleased. Plus we talk about Christmas decorations going up early, Boris getting told off in the House of Commons and Damians interview on Podcast Radio. 

Welcome to Episode 75 of the podcast, this week we are joined by TikTok stars Sienna Keera and George Keywood (BBC Three's People Just Do Nothing) talking about their relationship, social media and they each pick a Retro Hall of Fame. A frank, interesting, and funny interview. 

Also this week Ian and Darren head down 80's radio heaven as they discover JoJo Kincaid and we pay tribute to Quantum Leap star Dean Stockwell. 

Welcome to Episode 74, this week we cover a lot. The clocks changing, neighbour WhatsApp groups, Darren asks us for some delicate advice, should we complain at a restaurant, little things that annoy us, COP26 and running out of petrol. 

All that wrapped up in a brilliant 50 minutes of laughs and enjoyment. 

This week we discuss that clip from The Great British Bake Off (GBBO), a Halloween surprise and we are joined by the Wait...What Podcast Trio who pick their Retro Hall of Fame Items.

This week for some reason we had an unintended food special. It starts with talking about his very mid-life planned visit to a Cheese Festival, Darren has a "too much information" moment about what he likes to do with DairyLea Cheese (you won't guess it!) which may make you look at cheese in a very different way and Damian has a frustrating time with JustEat delivery and he is not happy! 

No Darren this week but Damian and Ian are here and this week we talk about Adele's new single ahead of her new album 30, Damian has finally watched Netflix's Squid Game. Ian has wisdom teeth issues (very middle-age problems), and Damian has an eyebrow tint mishap (yep he's dying his eyebrows at 41, nope we don't have words either). 

No Damian this week he's is off doing important business things (or so he says Darren and Ian think he might...well you know). 

This week getting older, the guilty cough, bad takeaways and Darren has another really bad retro programme he has started watching. Will he ever learn. 

Welcome to Episode 68, this week we talk about the new seasons of The Great British Bake Off, Drag Race UK, Sex Education, Darren horrible toe, Roald Dahl and more. 

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This week Ian, Damian, and Darren discuss the Nikki Minarg vaccine controversy, Ian doesn't like Conor McGregor (sorry Conor!) and Ian discovered a very (very) rude song. 

This episode contains some strong language and adult themes. 

Welcome to episode 66. This week after 66 episodes we finally meet up in person at Darren‘s wedding party and oh boy is there a lot of fallout.  A new episode of The Interviews is out this week as Darren talks to Talk Radios Ian Collins follow the link below  

Hello, we are back after our Summer Holidays for a new season of 3 Men and A Microphone. 

This week Darren goes clubbing, Damian goes to the theatre and Ian visits rude place names and much more. 

We are on our Summer Holidays at the moment and have new episodes from the 6th of September, so here are some best bits from the first half of the year. 

Hope you're enjoying the sunshine/rain/wind/snow/monsoons and why not listen back to some of our past episodes while your enjoying the beach/park/garden/jail/office/remote location cottage to escape the madness. 

See you in September. 

Welcome to episode 63, and we are off on our summer holidays after this episode. We will be back on September 6th, 2021. So why not go back and listen to our previous episodes during our break. This week Gay Celebrity crushes, chasing ice cream vans and the last ever (don't cheer too much) Damian's Bits. Have a great summer and see you in September. 

Episode 62 is here and Damian is back. Ian picks his Top5 Wrestlers and much more. 

Welcome to episode 61, this week Damian is now with us so it's just Ian and Darren for an old-school chat. 

It's either congratulation or commiserations follow last night's final of Euro 2020 and we discuss a ridiculous vaccine conspiracy theory, holiday booking worries and much more. 

Welcome to Episode 60 and the return of the Top5 with Darren picking his Top5 Quiz Shows and as will be no surprise to you dear listener, it's full of 80's shows and some very dubious picks! 

Also this week we have a listener player Damian's Bits, getting caught short in traffic jams, beard trimmers, and much more. 

Welcome to Episode 59 - this week its the last Retro Hall of Fame now, Damian's Bits is worse than ever, Darren gets a "Get out of jail free card" and much more. 

Next week the Top5 Returns!

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Episode 58, this week do we have a famous listener? It's too hot to sleep, does Damian wear make-up, Darren picks his Retro Hall of Fame and Damian's Bits is worse than (but very funny) than ever. 

This week, children's tv legend Zippy picks his Retro Hall of Fame Item, Damian gets a Personal Trainer, Ian has messages for the team, Darren's been on holiday and Damian's Bits is another for legal reason nothing like anything else Game Show, oh and we have suspicions on whos listening to the podcast (more on that next week).

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Welcome to episode 56 of the podcast, this week Darren gets a massage, the retro hall of fame is from puppet master and voice of Zippy Ronnie La Drew (Rainbow).

Welcome to Episode 55, this week evil insects, Damian's Bits - A Bad Quiz Show, BGT's Steve Royle picks his Retro Hall of Fame and much more. 

Welcome to episode 54 - The One with Tongue Twisters. 

Welcome to episode 53, this week Damian snores and his wife is not happy, Darren has something to help him sleep, Damian's bits is different again and this weeks Retro Hall of Fame is from Screenwriter Ashley Pharoah (Ashes to Ashes, Life on Mars, Wild at Heart to name a few)!