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Avatar: The Last Airbender: Distorted Reality

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Distorted Reality

By MadamMelonMeow

This podcast is THE COMPLETED audiobook format for the Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfiction Distorted Reality by AO3 user Baithin.
~Three years after losing the war, a bitter and cynical Aang is told by the Avatar spirits that he has to relive his adventures - this time, with Zuko and Azula at his side in a war against the Water Tribes.~
Rated for Teen and Up audiences. Find us on tumblr at avatardistortedreality-podcast.tumblr.com , reddit at reddit.com/u/DistortedRealityPod , and twitter at twitter.com/ATLADistortPod . email us avatardistortedrealitypodcast@gmail.com
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Chapter 70: Final Author's Notes

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Distorted RealityDec 17, 2022

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Chapter 70: Final Author's Notes

Chapter 70: Final Author's Notes

a goodbye message from Baithin, read by M^3

Dec 17, 202205:17
Chapter 69: Epilogue
Dec 17, 202255:10
Chapter 68: Howl of the Wolf Princess (Seiryu’s Moon, Part 4)

Chapter 68: Howl of the Wolf Princess (Seiryu’s Moon, Part 4)

Aang's journey comes to its end. The distorted reality finds its peace, and the hope for a new future.


(Stay tuned for the epilogue!)

Dec 17, 202201:40:03
Chapter 67: Comet and Moon (Seiryu’s Moon, Part 3)

Chapter 67: Comet and Moon (Seiryu’s Moon, Part 3)

The arrival of a competing celestial spirit changes the tides of battle, as Aang finally faces down the man responsible for this world's turmoil, and his friends give everything they have into pushing back the Water Empire forces.

[Stay tuned for the final part!]

Dec 17, 202201:54:51
Chapter 66: The Invasion (Seiryu’s Moon, Part 2)

Chapter 66: The Invasion (Seiryu’s Moon, Part 2)

Circumstances change, and the invasion begins.

[stay tuned for Part 3]

Dec 17, 202201:31:07
Chapter 65: The Third Guru (Seiryu’s Moon, Part 1)

Chapter 65: The Third Guru (Seiryu’s Moon, Part 1)

As the assembled forces begin their final march to Aniak'to, Sangmu retreats from the city with surprising news, news of a guru who knows the recipes of the Air Nomads.

Meanwhile, those at the North Pole deal with the aftermath of their battle against the Nightseer.

[stay tuned for Part 2, and more on the way!]

Dec 17, 202201:15:42
Chapter 64: The Puppetmaster

Chapter 64: The Puppetmaster

Aang's training to learn how to defend against bloodbending is interrupted by the discovery of their camp, and along with it, old wounds reopened as Katara and Hama join the side of the Avatar.

Meanwhile, at the North Pole, Mai and her team find a way off the iceberg they've been stuck on, and rush to stop Arnook's plans before the new moon rises.

Aug 12, 202202:07:03
Chapter 63: The Drowned

Chapter 63: The Drowned

As Team Avatar makes preparations for Seiryu's Moon, Zhao disappears and threatens the camp's safety. In the ensuing chaos, secrets are revealed that challenge Zuko and Azula's morals, as well as the latter's control over the Fire Lord dwelling within her.

Jul 22, 202201:23:02
Chapter 62: Spirit Lights

Chapter 62: Spirit Lights

With Team Avatar finally reunited, the group makes a commitment to revealing all secrets- but can they live with the consequences?

Meanwhile, Ty Lee and the others continue their daring escape from the North Pole, and find some unexpected help on the way.

Jul 08, 202201:37:58
Chapter 61: The Red Lotus Blooms

Chapter 61: The Red Lotus Blooms

Aang puts his plan into motion to move the invasion forces to the South Pole, but runs into a dangerous surprise on the way...

Meanwhile, Yue finally finds her way back to her father and Suki, but learns not everything is as she thought it was. She will need nearby allies to set things right.

Jun 24, 202201:42:57
Chapter 60: The Eclipse (The Blood Moon, Part 2)

Chapter 60: The Eclipse (The Blood Moon, Part 2)

Aang's skills as a mediator are put to the test as the delegation from Si Wong declares their imprisonment of Nagi, and his secret gambit is revealed.
Meanwhile, while Azula prepares to defend the Water Emperor, Katara returns to her father's palace in hopes of completing her mission of revenge- and punishing Azula for her betrayal.
Jun 10, 202255:03
Chapter 59: Seer, Hearer, Speaker (The Blood Moon, Part 1)

Chapter 59: Seer, Hearer, Speaker (The Blood Moon, Part 1)

Two weeks after the illusory meteors fell from the sky, Azula's inner Fire Lord advises her to change her strategy when startling information is discovered.
Meanwhile, Aang has been leading the preparations for the invasion plan from Ba Sing Se- but his priorities begin to shift as the threat of civil war looms around him.
(If you haven't checked it out, please tune in to the Bonus Episode in which we interviewed Baithin- especially if you want to know what the next few chapters will be called!)
Jun 10, 202201:17:30
Bonus Episode: Interview with Baithin

Bonus Episode: Interview with Baithin

You asked, he answered! Tune in now to find out the juicy details about our beloved author… and keep listening till the end to get some exclusive info about the future of Distorted Reality!
May 17, 202253:53
Chapter 58: The Aniak'to Alchemical Institute

Chapter 58: The Aniak'to Alchemical Institute

Azula begins to navigate the politics of the Whale's Belly while Katara puts her plan into action.

Meanwhile, Sokka, Zuko, and Sangmu attempt to infiltrate the Aniak'to Alchemical Institute.

(this will be our last regular episode until Baithin updates, but we are interviewing him May 16th, so please send in questions via our socials!)

May 06, 202201:17:55
Chapter 57: Si Wong City

Chapter 57: Si Wong City

Aang, Toph, Yue, and Nagi finally bring the refugees to the safety of Si Wong City. While Yue and Nagi spend some time together, Aang and Toph set their sights on their next destination.

Meanwhile in the North Pole, Mai's team continues on their mission, unaware of what obstacles may lay in their path...

(Don't forget to submit questions you want us to ask Baithin via anchor, email, tumblr, or reddit!)

Apr 29, 202201:30:09
Chapter 56: The Dying Banyan

Chapter 56: The Dying Banyan

After escaping the Spirit World, Aang now must find safe passage for the 300 refugees and soldiers under his protection… but the Foggy Swamp of this world is far more dangerous than his own, and the tension between the two groups could burst at any moment.
Meanwhile, Jet finally gets a chance at the pirate that destroyed his village and killed his family, but at what cost?
Apr 22, 202201:06:39
Chapter 55: The Face Stealer

Chapter 55: The Face Stealer

Aang enters the spirit world, and finally reunites with Toph and finds Yue. But in order to return Toph's face, they must face Koh the Face Stealer once and for all.

Meanwhile, Sokka, Zuko, and Sangmu deal with the bounty hunters that have been pursuing them, and seek a plan to save the world from the spirit world's collision.

Apr 15, 202201:04:40
Chapter 54: The Taboo-Breaker

Chapter 54: The Taboo-Breaker

Yue, Nagi, and the Tophs finally come across the rest of the survivors from the fall of Ba Sing Se, but this only provides Yue marginal comfort as she navigates her guilt around invading the Earth kingdom, as well as her feelings towards Nagi.

Meanwhile, multiple interested parties attempt to do some recon when High Chief Arnook leaves his palace...

Aang finally meets Raava face-to-face...

...and Azula & Katara enter the heart of the Water Emperor's domain: Aniak'to.

Apr 08, 202201:09:39
Chapter 53: The Great Glacier

Chapter 53: The Great Glacier

Aang and his friends cross the final stretch to reach the South Pole portal, but an unexpected run-in delays them.

Meanwhile, Haru meets a fellow earthbender while walking around the city- but when he tells the others about his encounter, turmoil ensues. 

Apr 01, 202201:22:49
Chapter 52: Stormblood, Part 2

Chapter 52: Stormblood, Part 2

After discovering the secret of the Poisonous Snowy Wolverine-Skunk Clan's "spiritual protector", Azula seeks to master the power of lightning-bending from the enslaved twins Lo and Li- while the twin's Masters decide to dispose of Katara with a warrior's death.
Meanwhile, Sangmu gets the gaang out of a sticky situation, and begins to warm up to Sokka.
In the spirit world, Toph has to recover her will to live- while a certain feathery spirit does his best to destroy her and her friends.
Mar 25, 202243:10
Chapter 51: Stormblood, Part 1

Chapter 51: Stormblood, Part 1

Azula and Katara seek out the Poisonous Snowy Wolverine-Skunk Clan, opponents of the Water Nation rumored to be the guardians of the Everstorm, a spritual storm that protects the clan with lightning...

Meanwhile, Aang and his group discuss the special arts of bending while making their way towards the spirit portal... and in the spirit world, Toph feels herself slipping away.

Mar 25, 202259:38
Chapter 50: The Herbalist

Chapter 50: The Herbalist

After striking a deal with the spirit Sedna, Aang and the boys travel to a small village whose herbalist can help Sangmu recover from her century in the ice. Aang feels hopeful that with Sangmu awake, he will finally have someone with which to share the burden of being the Last Airbender with...

Meanwhile, Mai, Ty Lee, and the Freedom Fighters run into trouble while making port at the North Pole. The group is separated and Mai must find a way into High Chief Arnook's palace.

Mar 18, 202201:26:10
Chapter 49: The Spiritsong Grotto

Chapter 49: The Spiritsong Grotto

Aang, Zuko, and Sokka, on their way to the South Pole, are called down to a cave by a powerful spirit, who harbors someone once thought lost.

Meanwhile, Yue, Nagi, and the Tophs face Koh the Face-Stealer once more, and find sanctuary in the domain of a familiar spirit.

Mar 11, 202201:21:58
Chapter 48: The Avatar and the Sea Dragon

Chapter 48: The Avatar and the Sea Dragon

Forced to continue traveling despite the disappearance of Katara and Azula, Aang finds himself being visited by his counterpart in this world- who comes bearing the memories of this world's Kuruk.
Meanwhile, aboard the swampbenders' pirate ship, Ty Lee struggles to bond with people she was hoping to grow closer with, with the help of aura reading.
Mar 04, 202201:16:41
Chapter 47: The Girl In The Iceberg

Chapter 47: The Girl In The Iceberg

Wracked with guilt about Sangmu's fate, Aang diverts the team to Peach Petal Island, crafting a plan to rescue the girl who has become part of a tourist attraction. Just a simple defrost and abscond, right?

Meanwhile, Nagi and the others traverse the spirit world, seeking guidance from The Painted Lady and other benevolent spirits on how to escape- and how to get Toph her face back. After all, they don't know if or when help is coming, and the Face Stealer always returns for his prey.

Feb 25, 202201:21:12
Chapter 46: The Southern Air Temple

Chapter 46: The Southern Air Temple

Aang decides to make a short detour to his home, willing to revisit the devastation if it means gaining insight into the Spirit World through reading ancient documents. What will the gaang discover as they read the words of the long dead?

Meanwhile, Mai, Ty Lee, Haru, and the Freedom Fighter set out on their mission, planning to make contact with some friends of Kanna who will transport them to the Northern Water Tribe... but what sort of people would run a ship willing and able to approach the city of ice?

Feb 18, 202201:17:33
Chapter 45: The Last Kyoshi Warrior

Chapter 45: The Last Kyoshi Warrior

With the gang making a stop at Kyoshi Island for supplies and disguises, Aang and Sokka find themselves wrapped up in more than they bargained for, as a plan to free the island is set underway.

Elsewhere, in someplace unknown, Toph pushes onward, spurred only by her own will.

Feb 11, 202201:19:00
Chapter 44: Ozai

Chapter 44: Ozai

After the chaos of the siege of Ba Sing Se, Aang and his allies must make plans for the attack on the Water Emperor, but first Aang must face the man whose presence plagues his mind, the phoenix that burnt his first world to the ground: Ozai.

Feb 04, 202201:00:26
Chapter 43: Interlude: Sorrows of the Moonlit Mother

Chapter 43: Interlude: Sorrows of the Moonlit Mother

Between Book 2: Earth, and Book 3: Water. An interlude telling the tragic tale of Sokka's and Katara's mother's disappearance, and Hakoda's subsequent rise to the throne of the emperor.
Jan 28, 202259:59
Chapter 42: The Crossroad Between Worlds, Part 2

Chapter 42: The Crossroad Between Worlds, Part 2

With Ba Sing Se collapsing due to the manifestation of Wan Shi Tong's library into the city, the goals of Aang and his friends become all the more perilous with the arrival of another dangerous spirit, and the definitions of ally and enemy become blurred in the face of a greater threat. The worlds have been thrown into imbalance, and it is up to the Avatar to restore or raze them.

Jan 21, 202243:11
Chapter 41: The Crossroad Between Worlds, Part 1

Chapter 41: The Crossroad Between Worlds, Part 1

As Aang races back to Ba Sing Se, the city erupts into chaos, scattering his friends and enemies into disparate groups. Battle rages in the streets as the Roku Warriors, Freedom Fighters, and the White Lotus try to stave off the invading Water Nation- all the while fighting enraged Knowledge Seekers brought forth by Wan Shi Tong's entrance to the world from the spirit realm.

Jan 21, 202259:55
Chapter 40: The Veil

Chapter 40: The Veil

As the veil separating the worlds grows thin, Aang is told to make a decision by Guru Pathik, but finds himself tormented by the ramifications of each choice...

Meanwhile, the situation in Ba Sing Se devolves further, as Azula and Toph discover just how volatile the city's leadership can be...

And while her enemies' rulers are distracted by petty infighting, Princess Katara decides to put her plan into action.

(C is still sick, but promises to be back by next week!)

Jan 14, 202201:01:34
Chapter 39: The Second Guru

Chapter 39: The Second Guru

When Aang receives a summons to visit with a certain Guru, he does his best to equip his friends with foreknowledge of Princess Azula's actions the last time he drank onion-banana juice, lest history repeat itself.... But will his warnings be enough to stop Princess Katara as her plan unfolds?

Meanwhile, Prince Sokka struggles with his confidence in his sister, in her plan, and in his faith with his Nation... a struggle that may bring him to a Crossroads.

(Cohost "C" is out sick this week with no voice, so its an M^3 production this week! Hopefully he will recover soon!)

Jan 07, 202256:14
Chapter 38: Lake Laogai

Chapter 38: Lake Laogai

Aang and his friends are taken into the catacombs deep beneath the city, where they meet with the Freedom Fighters' new allies.

Meanwhile, Katara and Sokka butt heads, neither willing to concede to the other and follow their leadership.

(Also, check out the end of the episode for a very special message from a listener! We love hearing from you guys. Happy New Year!)

Dec 31, 202150:49
Chapter 37: Night of the One Hundred Revelries

Chapter 37: Night of the One Hundred Revelries

A night of heartfelt conversations and swirling intrigue for Aang and his companions is brought to an explosive halt by a mysterious group of earthbending insurrectionists, and a foe they had thought they left behind comes to their rescue.

Meanwhile, tensions and arguments run high among the Water Nation infiltrators, based on what threatens their military force in the caves below Ba Sing Se, and Katara meets a charismatic young man she thinks could be of use to her...

Dec 24, 202149:22
Chapter 36: Tales of Ba Sing Se

Chapter 36: Tales of Ba Sing Se

A slice-of-life episode. Follow Aang as he goes on a scavenger hunt, Zuko as he chats with Mai, and Kanna as she... bakes cookies? I guess you, dear listener, will just have to sit back, pay attention, and enjoy the fun!

[Oh, and don't worry, M^3 is back this week... we hope you can handle a little scratchyness, but we think her voice is close enough to normal that she was ready to reccord!]

Dec 17, 202145:18
Chapter 35: Distrust and Deliberations

Chapter 35: Distrust and Deliberations

Secrets are spilled, alliances are tested, and the calm of the city of Ba Sing Se draws out the doubts, fears, and tensions that have been building in the city's newest players.

Dec 10, 202155:43
Chapter 34: Sanctuary Gate

Chapter 34: Sanctuary Gate

Faced with the culmination of Princess Katara's plans, the Avatar and his allies must fend off an assault fleet of water nation ships and soldiers, as well as ensure the crowds of innocent refugees make it into the city safely, with the aid of the warriors of Roku. Toph must contend with the unwilling guards of sanctuary gate, while Aang once again duels Katara, face-to-face.

Dec 03, 202146:51
Chapter 33: City of Strife

Chapter 33: City of Strife

Determined to reach the power behind the empty throne and deliver the news of the Lunar Eclipse, Aang and his friends finally arrive in Ba Sing Se...

Meanwhile, Princess Katara puts her plan into action, ready to strike the first blow against the so-called impenetrable city...

Nov 26, 202135:15
Chapter 32: The Serpent's Pass

Chapter 32: The Serpent's Pass

Princess Katara leads her crew to Ba Sing Se, determined to take the most efficient route- no matter what her brother has to say about the local legends.

Meanwhile, Aang and Azula have an important conversation.

Nov 19, 202142:04
Chapter 31: The First Guru

Chapter 31: The First Guru

While frantically searching for Zuko after his sudden disappearance at the hands of a badger-mole spirit, Aang and his friends stumble across a strange guru, who tells them much of the origins of the world, and of the Avatar.

Meanwhile, Sokka's training to master bloodbending continues, and Katara sets a dangerous opponent on the path of the Avatar...

Nov 12, 202151:44
Chapter 30: The Astronomer

Chapter 30: The Astronomer

In their search for a way to strike down the Water Nation before Seiryu's Moon, the gang- with a little help from Kanna- makes their way to the home of an eccentric woman known as The Astronomer... but Aang is unprepared for what he discovers upon arrival
Meanwhile, Princess Katara continues her efforts to convince Sokka of her plan, hopeful he will join her in conquering Ba Sing Sei
Nov 05, 202154:38
Chapter 29: Bitter Truth

Chapter 29: Bitter Truth

Shocked by the brutal encounter with Princess Katara, Aang finds himself unable to lie to his friends any longer, forced to finally reveal the bitter truth...
Meanwhile, Prince Sokka is in turmoil after reuniting with his sister, causing him to wonder if helping her with her plans is really what he wants.
Oct 29, 202135:50
Chapter 28: The Chase

Chapter 28: The Chase

Pursued by a trio of deadly masked assassins, Aang finds himself forced to confront the one person he feared meeting most in this world...

Meanwhile, Toph and Sokka try to intercept Aang's encounter with the Princess, forcing them to decide where their true loyalties lie 

Oct 22, 202152:08
Chapter 27: The Blind Bandit

Chapter 27: The Blind Bandit

Burdened by the knowledge of Jet's actions, Toph decides to make her own way- leaving the Freedom Fighters behind to remember her burried past and try to make a new future.

Meanwhile, a certain pair of royal waterbenders grow closer to reuniting...

Oct 15, 202139:22
Chapter 26: The Freedom Fighters

Chapter 26: The Freedom Fighters

In search of an earthbending teacher, the gang stumbles into an ambush Aang was all too familiar with, and a scenario he had hoped to avoid entirely plays out yet again.

Oct 08, 202101:03:45
Chapter 25: The Trials

Chapter 25: The Trials

Hackles still raised over the revelations at Omashu, Aang and his companions can't stop bickering- even over something as simple as flying over the tallest mountain in the world, or going around it. Unbeknownst to the party, their decision will bring them to an encounter with a strange tribe, one that promises great knowledge to any who complete their mysterious trials. What visions will beset the group, as they brush against the spirit world to further their goals.

Meanwhile, Princess Katara tracks down someone vital to her mission, determined to have only the best fighting by her side.

EDIT: this episode was released with an audio track out of order- we apologize for the confusion, and have fixed the error.

Oct 01, 202159:19
Chapter 24: The Ruins of Omashu

Chapter 24: The Ruins of Omashu

Faced with the ruins of King Bumi's city, Aang begins to lose faith. Unbeknownst to him, two of his bad decisions are about to catch up with him- decisions he made in his hope to fast-track Sokka's redemption.

Sep 24, 202138:46
Chapter 23: The Cave of Two Lovers

Chapter 23: The Cave of Two Lovers

Hoping to find his old friend Bumi, even in another world, Aang decides to steer the group towards Omashu- causing them to run right into Chong and the nomads. How will the group respond to being trapped in the Cave of Two Lovers? Emotions will be heightened, feelings stirred up, but whose to say how the events will unfold next!

Sep 17, 202141:19
Chapter 22: Merge

Chapter 22: Merge

With a captive Sokka in tow, the gang prepares to part with Jeong Jeong and begin their journey to the Earth Kingdom. Tensions are running high, and Aang is unprepared for what will happen next... 

Meanwhile, Princess Katara prepares for a mission of her own: rescue her brother, no matter the cost.

Sep 10, 202149:28