Audio Up News Network
By Audio Up, Inc.
Out of desperate need for fresh comedy in these frightening times, Audio Up presents FAKE NEWS from a REAL COMPANY. Hosted by Zach Selwyn (Comedy Central, Attack of the Show!, ESPN), we scour the headlines each day for funny takes on serious subjects.
Audio Up News NetworkAug 25, 2021
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49:42
Introducing: A Special Episode of Occupational Therapy with Nile Rodgers
Iconic producer, writer, and artist, Nile Rodgers, walks Jared through his connection with the recently launched NAS x Audio Up NFT and how the project tracks back to a deep connection Nile has with Nelson Mandela. He explains the origin of some of his most well known songs, including David Bowie's Let's Dance. The two also chat about the impact Nile has had on scoring in the world of film. Enjoy this very special episode of Occupational Therapy.
Aug 25, 202149:42
Season Finale with Kelly - singer of "Shoes" and "Masks!"
Zach and Liam welcome Liam Kyle Sullivan, creator of "Shoes" - who was one of the world's first viral stars! They discuss Kelly's opinion on the news...
Sep 04, 202033:31
Why Movie Theaters Suck
Zach hates the movies, Joe Exotic has new underwear and we interview an Elvis Impersonator about violence at Graceland
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Sep 02, 202006:41
Kinky Friedman meets ZACH !
Legendary artist and writer Kinky Friedman and Zach Selwyn join wits...
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Aug 31, 202006:54
Cancel Girl Scout Cookies
Liam and Zach gather their thoughts on Girl Scout Cookies, How high Scooby Doo was and Sean Connery
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Aug 28, 202031:41
Zach Interviews Jerry Falwell's POOL BOY!
In an exclusive interview for AUNN - Zach asks Jerry Falwell, jr.'s Pool boy the tough questions.
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Aug 26, 202007:39
They Cured Herpes!
Herpes Cured! Whats next? Zach talks why Kanye used Kirsten Dunst in his "Vision Board" and how hard it is to home school
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Aug 24, 202006:01
It's Friday. So we took GHB.
Liam and Zach talk GHB experiences, new glass toilets in Japan and why Zach thinks weed should be illegal.
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Aug 21, 202043:48
Zach's MOM'S AUNN DEBUT!
Zach's mom stops by to talk about her hatred of Trump...
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Aug 19, 202007:35
PRINCE WILLIAM vs. PRINCE HARRY! It's on!
Tosser. Wanker. Daft Cow. Bender. Uphill Gardner. Birk. Chuffer. OH BLIMEY!
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Aug 17, 202005:57
Smashmouth Tickets: $360
Liam Farrell joins Zach to discuss skin tags, Kamala, Smashmouth and G4
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Aug 14, 202018:41
Dafuggouttahere
New Yorkers are leaving at an alarming rate... McAfee sniffs a thong & Zach Selwyn DROPS BARS
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Aug 12, 202006:34
Cancel Uranus
NASA announces that they are chainging offensive names for stars and galaxies, Colleges cancel parties and WTF is Chelsea Handler doing?
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Aug 10, 202005:27
If You're Dying in Canada, You Can Take Shrooms
Liam and Zach take it from Brooklyn to LA and discuss the 2020 election, chroming in Canada, party boats and more!
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Aug 07, 202024:51
Trump is an Anti-Yosemite
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Aug 05, 202006:31
We Want Fyre Fest Merch!
The Fyre Festival returns to the news. Lion bites man. And moms freak out over Zoom schooling all year.
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Aug 03, 202005:48
Trump's Semen Demon Doctor
Liam and Zach talk on the coasts about Trump's demon-loving doctor, Trader Jew's Grocery Store and Seth Rogen's "An American Pickle."
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Jul 31, 202022:48
Britney Spears Conspiracies: EXPLAINED!
Conspiracy guy stops by to talk Britney Spears and we discuss cancelling Trader Joe's for "Trader Jose's" and other Racist brands.
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Jul 29, 202006:13
Lou Williams Strip Club Buffet!
Lou Williams hit up a strip club for "takeout," The Jersey Shore gets Coronavirus and Ridiculousness drives Zach to contemplate suicide.
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Jul 27, 202004:51
Pray for Ye.
Liam and Zach talk the news of the world including Kanye's meltdown, the Washington Football Team new name and In N Out vs White Castle
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Jul 24, 202023:05
Sex with a McChicken Sandwich.
Zach interviews a Vitamin C Dealer, we make FAAST news with the Micromachine guy & mourn the loss of Men's Warehouse.
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Jul 22, 202006:20
Sebastian Maniscalco Stops By!
Sebastian Maniscalco stops by and we wrote Chelsea Handler a country song...
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Jul 20, 202006:49
Cancel Peter Pan
Brooklyn Liam joins Zach to discuss Peter Pan's offensive past, Melania Trump's statue and disgusting Central Park Elmo's
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Jul 10, 202028:32
Pete Best was the Most Talented Beatle. Fight Me.
Zach interviews former Beatle Pete Best who claims he was the most talented Beatle. Oh, and we re-write Take me Out to the Ballgame for these Covid times
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Jul 08, 202005:38
Biggest Virus Since Tommy Lee
Tommy Lee and Coronavirus? The similarities are endless...
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Jul 06, 202004:14
The Return of Four Loko!
Liam's Dry June is over and he stashed some Four Loko from 2009 to fall off the wagon with. Zach has some concerns about "Concious UnTHROUPLING."
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Jul 03, 202032:42
Fireworks! Marv Albert! A New Swine Flu!
Zach talks to Marv Albert about his decision to not be a part of the NBA re-launch, we give KARENS a guide to explosions and people are cuddling pigs?
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Jul 01, 202005:44
A Real Snowman Should have Played Olaf in "Frozen!"
We interview a Snowman who's fighting for Snowman rights... and the Rolling Stones Have a New Song for Trump... "I Raw-Dogged a Porn Star When My Wife Was Pregnant."
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Jun 29, 202005:51
Chuck E. Cheese Closed? WHERE WILL I GET MY KIDS FLESH EATING BACTERIA?!?!?
Liam Farrell joins Zach to discuss Canada vs. the US, the closing of the human petri dish Chuck E. Cheese across America and the 1.2 DEAD million Americans who received stimulus checks.
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Jun 26, 202028:56
Lost Hamilton Song Released!
Zach presents a hip-hop musical episode where Lin-Manuel Miranda sings about the state of the world, Mackelmore raps about Long John Silvers and we take a trip to FLAVORTOWN with LUKE SKYWALKER!!
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Jun 24, 202005:45
METH GATORS!
Meth Gators are on their way. Leonardo DiCaprio celebrates his girlfriend's birthday... and TRUMP.
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Jun 22, 202006:05
What Does Your Orgasm Smell Like?
Liam Farrell joins Zach Selwyn to discuss Gwyneth's Orgasm Candle! Cancelling Sam Adams! And Chris D'Elia? More like Chris De'leted!
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Jun 19, 202034:05
K.A.R.E.N. the MOVIE TRAILER!
We premiere the trailer for K.A.R.E.N. - And Zach explains why he has multiple 3rd Eye Blind tattoos...
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Jun 17, 202005:48
CHAZ CHOAD CHICKEN CHEESEBURGER
Seattle is an autonomous zone/ Trump went down on someone... a ramp/ and Hertz has some great cars for sale...?
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Jun 15, 202006:53
Those Statues Weren't Taken Down, They Had "Pre-Existing Conditions"
Liam is in Brooklyn. Zach is in LA. Together they navigate the world of fake and real news, reporting and making shit fun. This week, Snoop votes, we teach you how to "Read the Room" and Statues get taken down... or did they?
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Jun 12, 202033:03
The New Dalai Lama Record SLAPS! Oh. And Kardashians.
The new Dalai Lama record is gonna be LIT! And the Kardashians now have an NBA starting 5 ex-boyfriend Finals Team!
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Jun 11, 202006:01
Influencers in the Wild...
Zach rips on Influencers who go to BLM Marches for Selfies! Billie Eilish needs to explain herself! And We Challenge Remix God Suede to a Battle
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Jun 08, 202008:11
Escobar's Hippo Vs Hitlers Alligator! Who Will WIn!
Who would win in a fight between Escobars Hippo & Hitlers Alligator? Clickbait! Lickable screens! And Liam tells us his favorite story about shrooming during an arrest!
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May 29, 202028:01
Eminem Disses Us.
Eminem drops a diss track on Zach and Karen callls in to speak to the manager.
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May 27, 202006:01
Pickle Hummus, Side Pieces and Weed for Coronavirus!
Liam joins Zach for the news of the week.. Including hackers, weed as a Covid cure, pickle hummus and what YOU would do for 100 million dollars...
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May 22, 202026:10
Hydorxychloroquine? Or Gas Station Boner Pills?
Trump's drug use admission, White People Problems & the problem with doing all business on work apps...
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May 20, 202006:51
Masks On! Clothes Off at the Strip Club!
Zach interviews Cheyenne, a stripper from the open Wyoming joint where masks, but not clothes, are required. Also, Four NFL guys arrested in a week?
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May 18, 202005:31
Friday Edition! No Spitting, Your Pastrami is Here!
Zach and Liam get into the craziness that is MLB's new rules, the weird names of hurricanes and the Katz's Deli sandwich that Zach sent his mom that arrived 2 weeks late.
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May 15, 202034:35
It's a Bird Scooter, Mask Swap PLANDEMIC!
Conspiracy Guy stops by, we talk brielfy to Kim Kardashian about toilet papering her sister's house & the new reality Tv show MASK SWAP!
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May 13, 202006:57
Karen Would Like to Speak to the Manager
Zach hosts as "Live Laugh Love" Karen chimes in, Al Pacino joins Tik Tok & Christian Yelich's Milfy Mom gets some men THIRSTY.
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May 11, 202007:28
Nic Cage Saw a Tiger
Nicolas Cage Interview about playing Joe Exotic! Homeless in San Francisco are being given free drugs and alcohol! And Florida dominates our stories...
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May 08, 202024:42
Rockin' the #Peeyourpantschallenge
Zach discusses Ron Artest's new name, his kid's less than stellar Little League skills & Chicago Bears and Porn Stars...
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May 06, 202006:12
May the 4th be With You!
Zach celebrates May the 4th, gets scared of Murder Hornets, and tries to write a song like "I Wonder what's inside your Butthole."
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May 04, 202005:43
Manscaping, Selficides, and the Citizen App ruining Zach's life.
Liam and Zach discuss the subway closing, ball shaving during quarantine and who at Wal Mart would get cast as Trump's "Double..."
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May 01, 202020:56
Katy Perry's Drive-By Duck Hunt
We interview a duck that is a suspect in the Duck Dynasty Drive-by shooting, discus female sex hormones as a coronavirus cure and talk about Katy Perry's boobs.
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Apr 29, 202006:18