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Big Fig Energy

Big Fig Energy

By Austin McIntosh

Big Fig Energy is your home for conversation starters, bar talk, things you think about but cannot talk about at work, and just an easy going way to let off some steam and enjoy a few laughs. Hosts Fig and the J-Man talk anything from sports to movies to music to hypotheticals and just anything under the sun.

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Surviving Corona

Big Fig EnergyApr 07, 2020

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Man I Love Figs

Man I Love Figs

Fig and The J Man go back to high school this week. They talk football games, basketball games, dating, dances and more.
Feb 09, 202247:06
Let’s Have A Corn

Let’s Have A Corn

Oh this week’s episode Fig and The J Man discuss the storm of the century and how to survive it, people who make things their personality, how to meet people, much more.
Feb 02, 202248:33
Down By The Bay

Down By The Bay

Fig and the J Man are back! After a long hiatus they catch up about what life has been like since their last episode, clue you in on how middle aged women might be the target demographic, drug lords, and parking garages.

Jan 26, 202242:26
Let's Talk About Placenta

Let's Talk About Placenta

This week J Man brings up bodily fluids. And oh boy do they go on a tear. We talk placenta, throwing cheese, making babies be quiet, and having a difficult time talking.
Jun 02, 202140:49
Big Fig's Fat Camp

Big Fig's Fat Camp

The boys talk about boozed up melons, laxative gummy bears, Doc's unathletic alligator, and fat camps.

May 26, 202139:52
Its Terror Time Again

Its Terror Time Again

Fig and the J Man discuss vacationing in New Orleans, airport drug dogs, cloning, and cats vs rat.

May 19, 202138:60
What Kind Of Spaceship Is This?

What Kind Of Spaceship Is This?

On this episode Fig is fired up about old and fat people in the grocery store, they react to a dummy robbing McDonalds, and J Man is fired up about Netflix and its garbage can movies.

May 05, 202151:30
In The Arms Of A Hobo

In The Arms Of A Hobo

This week's episode the boys go on a number of rants including: shark tank, the monopoly man, weird accents, and what people of the world they would like to have dinner with and how it could go wrong.

Apr 28, 202149:14
Ol' Coma Joe

Ol' Coma Joe

Don't forget to check out Fig's new podcast trailer: Flippin' with Fig. The boys talk about Brazilian prisons, the pros and cons of old people, if you could secret one food condiment what would it be, and sleeping through things.

Apr 21, 202141:38
Soggy Down South

Soggy Down South

In this absolute unhinged episode, Fig teases a new podcast, they talk about semen trees, a man with a soggy bum, ways to cheat in school, and the conclude the mascot bracket challenge. Don't miss it.

Apr 15, 202145:56
Soldier Boy Tell Them

Soldier Boy Tell Them

Fig and The J Man recap their Saturday hangout, Fig has a strong opinion of eye lashes, they talk about the homeless epidemic, substitute teachers and debate the final round of the mascot tournament.

Apr 07, 202148:14
Bustin for Blade

Bustin for Blade

This episode features Fig and the J Man's greatest ramblings about the Suez Canal, vaccinations, movies, and mascots. Give or take a few more topics. Think of this episode as the Mona Lisa of a mess.

Mar 31, 202147:30
Built Gandhi Tough

Built Gandhi Tough

Whilst sharing a few drinks on the pod, J Man has a provoking thought, they go back and tell some of their crazy college stories, and talk about preparing the guys of the world for spring and summer fashion. Due to internet issues, they will debate the semi-finals of the mascot bracket next week.

Mar 24, 202149:25
Headaches...HEADACHES

Headaches...HEADACHES

J Man updates up on an ice cream conundrum, Fig is entering the job market, they discuss funny stories from when they were in high school, and they end he podcast with two weeks worth of bracket debate. Send in a voice message to let us know crazy stories from when you were in high school, and give us your bracket takes.

Mar 17, 202146:01
Deep In The Heart Of Texas

Deep In The Heart Of Texas

The J-Man is back from his big birthday bender and he is ready to talk. We've got a hot take about reheating food, things that teachers did that annoyed us in school, and we check out Bear Grylls new show on Netflix. Feel free to give the boys a shout by clicking the voice message link below.

Mar 10, 202140:56
Fig Presents: The Best Part One

Fig Presents: The Best Part One

On this week's episode Fig puts together a best of episode. Hear Fig's favorite segments and funny conversations. Let us know your favorite moment or moments from Big Fig Energy. 

Mar 03, 202140:29
877-FIG-NOW

877-FIG-NOW

On this week's episode, the boys talk about their past favorite commercials, continue the mascot bracket, and go into sad boi hours as they talk about tear jerker scenes in movies.

Feb 25, 202151:35
Butt Cheek Bandit

Butt Cheek Bandit

On this week's episode J-Man brings back a memory from elementary school that you thought you had long forgotten about, but he turns it into a wacky hypothetical. J-Man also talks some not so fun facts, some are saying they're slimy and sad. Finally the boys kick off their bracket extravaganza. Listen now and send your feedback on the round of the bracket to Fig on Twitter, @FigTheFamilyMan or send in a listener response.

Feb 17, 202145:39
Trail of Doubloons

Trail of Doubloons

This week's episode Fig and The J Man talk about their lives as gamblers, Fig gets upset at an old joke, and they discuss what would happen in a real life fight between Chiefs and Buccaneers, like most episodes this episode spirals into something that you really do not want to miss.

Feb 11, 202137:26
Can I Get More Cheese Biscuits?

Can I Get More Cheese Biscuits?

Fairly simple pod this week, Fig needs some sweet treats and the boys make their own movies. They choose from a pool of actors and have to have them star in a movie. The plot is entirely made up by Fig and The J Man. Will their movies be witty? Heartfelt? Action packed? Feel good? Listen to find out. These movies could and should be made and could and should win awards.

Feb 03, 202159:30
We Are Marshmallow Men!

We Are Marshmallow Men!

The boys share the Big Fig Energy Playlist, they speculate about the Kong Vs. Godzilla movie, discuss what three apps they would keep on their phone, dabble into some ways to improve baseball, and bionic body parts? Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review. Tell your friends, if you have any.

Jan 27, 202146:43
Layers of Goop

Layers of Goop

On this episode of Big Fig Energy, the boys talk about Chuck E. Cheese, Cedar Point, the top shower songs of BFE, and what actors could replace them. Fig also gives a rare deep insight on what is going on in his life, and needless to say it will make you wonder...

Jan 21, 202149:33
Unless You're Into That

Unless You're Into That

The boys keep the energy flowing with this ep as they talk about the worst things that a witch could turn them into, they revisit lucid dreaming and how they gave up, and finally they talk about absurd ways to die. 

Jan 13, 202151:27
It’s A Defense Mechanism Folks

It’s A Defense Mechanism Folks

During the hiatus, Fig and the J Man found some topics to burst into the new year with ... big fig energy (sorry)... They ponder about how people with prosthetic limbs get arrested, how unfortunate it must have been to live in the middle ages, the new support group called Glory Holes Anonymous, and much much more. Don't forget to send in a voice message.
Jan 06, 202144:15
Box of Knockers

Box of Knockers

The boys bring a TON of energy with this ep. They hear from listener Corii, talk about Mall Santas, some of their favorite gifts, and are inspired to talk about inconvenient bathroom stories due to Lamar Jackson's in game poop. Do not miss it.

Dec 16, 202045:56
Mom Has Died Of Dysentery

Mom Has Died Of Dysentery

The boys talk a little about the great Big Fig Energy merch as well as old games they used to play on the computer. Get ready for a stroll down memory lane because they're going to bring back memories that were tucked away.

Dec 09, 202053:17
Kids, Hold Out Your Stockings

Kids, Hold Out Your Stockings

Fig and the J Man get FESTIVE, they also talk about really weird news stories and Fig has an idea of how to replace the Elf on the Shelf. 

Dec 02, 202045:09
Oh GNOME!

Oh GNOME!

The boys talk about things that they are thankful for, we explain why the world would be a different place with the mafia, why the French mafia would rule the world, and six WEIRD phobias that the J Man encountered. 

Nov 25, 202045:51
A Spot O' Podcast Innit

A Spot O' Podcast Innit

Fig had to fire the intern, and he didn't realize until it came time to record that they had to come up with their own topics now. So go on a journey and listen to Fig and the J Man riff, some topics include the fear of a duck always watching you, and a MMA Macaulay Culkin. 

Nov 18, 202037:38
8008135

8008135

The boys are dreaming on this episode! They dig deep into lucid dreams and how to do it, they talk about their favorite "little things" in life that causes a small celebration, and finally they talk about the mascot of Fig and The J Man University.

Nov 11, 202047:24
School of WACK

School of WACK

On this week's episode of Big Fig Energy the boys talk about some idioms and what they could mean, they open their own university; Fig and the J-Man University. They talk about their celebrity crushes and finally they close with an in-depth talk about the state of Michigan Football and the past week in NFL.

Nov 04, 202059:30
We've Been Taken Over By The Russians

We've Been Taken Over By The Russians

The boys wrap up their month long Halloween Extravaganza! As expected, they talk about the BEST Halloween candies and the BEST Halloween costumes. Aside from that they discuss the golden, unwritten rules of being an adult, the Google Home Mini gets taken over by true Soivets, and they wrap up with talking College Football and the Michigan Wolverines and the NFL.

Oct 28, 202001:11:39
Battalion of Bimbos

Battalion of Bimbos

On this week's Halloween spooktacular, Fig and the J Man break down the worst candy you could get on Halloween and the worst thing you could dress up as on Halloween. Fig also talks about his first experience at an IKEA. As always they talk about College Football, a preview for Michigan vs. Minnesota, and the past week in the NFL. Don't forget to send in a voice message about your choice of Halloween candy, costumes, or your takes on College Football or NFL.
Oct 21, 202001:00:22
SPOOKY scary SKELETONS

SPOOKY scary SKELETONS

On the front half the boys riff about spooky halloweeney music, J-Man explains his case of the dumbs, and we hear some jokes. On the back half Fig recaps this weekend's College Football, does a full in-depth preview of 2020 Michigan Football ...again, and finally we end with this weekend's NFL games. Don't forget to submit a voice message on any of your takes.

Oct 14, 202001:04:05
What Can Brown Do For You

What Can Brown Do For You

The boys pull the ol switcharoo, J Man takes the reins and plays host today while Fig takes a step back and relaxes. J Man recaps his impromptu vacation, educates Fig on accidental greatness, they talk some poop, and as usual they dig into the NCAA, NFL, and The Premier League. 

Oct 07, 202049:19
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody DON'T

Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody DON'T

The boys recap their weekend, talk about some of the most famous urban legends and their alleged origins, tell some jokes, and as always, update you on the past weekend's NCAA football games and NFL games.
Sep 30, 202054:00
Oprah's ACL Giveaway

Oprah's ACL Giveaway

Buckle up the lads have a ton to talk about. Fig discusses weird initials for his future children (jokingly), J Man digs into some weird celebrity names, he also tells the tale of a penguin in, Florida? They discuss their  strategy for a bear walking into their house at the very moment, and as always a recap of NCAA and the NFL.

Sep 23, 202058:42
A Tidal Wave of Saliva

A Tidal Wave of Saliva

Clearly Fig and the J Man know movies better than anyone else, so that is why they discuss the best movie series out there. Aside from they check in on James K. Polk and see what he is up to, and finally they dig into some football, both NFL and NCAA.

Sep 16, 202001:00:07
He's A Fopdoodle

He's A Fopdoodle

They couldn't have brought any more BIG energy. Fig realizes he has a problem and is going to work on it, the boys break down all things breakfast, J Man takes a stroll through some big cities, and finally what do you get when you combine a porn star and kamikazes? No big deal, BUT, we finally got a voice message. 

Sep 09, 202051:22
Oh Yeah Girl Go Get Yours

Oh Yeah Girl Go Get Yours

The boys pack a lot into this episode. Fig recaps his week bender, they talk about eating apples in the shower, their top 3 man crushes, Fig asks if the Detroit Tigers are back, and finally we hear from President J Man. 

Sep 02, 202059:22
Do You Want A Butterscotch Candy 007?

Do You Want A Butterscotch Candy 007?

Where to begin? The boys recap their weekend, as well as discuss Sean Connery's accent? From there they talk about their favorite toys as a kid, and even make a presidential run. For the first time, Fig has an interview on the episode! 

Aug 26, 202001:00:06
¡FAIRIES!

¡FAIRIES!

The boys have a talk about names, weird names in general, weird names for ages, and of course the French Theory of the name Kevin. They also have quite the talk about cartoons. Which ones they would choose if they were to be a main character, cartoon conspiracies, and subtle lessons they taught us. Finally, the boys illustrate their frustration with gag toys.
Aug 19, 202058:02
In The Buff

In The Buff

The boys put the finishing touches on the Fig and The J Man Bar, they discuss the main sources of entertainment and decor, they also look forward to the great things of the upcoming Fall season, they share their depression of the cancellation of the B1G football season, and finally share the confusion of this year's baseball season. Don't forget to send a voice message about your thoughts on this week's episode. 

Aug 12, 202051:08
The BAH

The BAH

The people have talked and they want more than a Fig and The J Man food truck, so they discuss what they would do. They also talk about what they would be the greatest at if they had to be the best at 4 things, J Man shares his absolutely insane random concoction he drafted, and finally the boiz talk about a hypothetical involving beating up kindergartners. Don't forget to send a voice message.

Aug 06, 202045:47
If You Can't Hang With The Ham Dogs Get Out Of the Bun

If You Can't Hang With The Ham Dogs Get Out Of the Bun

Big Fig Energy couldn't be more back. And the boys truly do bring the energy as they talk absurd sports headlines, food trucks, and things they did as kids that made them cringe. They also had a bit of internet trouble....thanks COVID.

Jul 29, 202001:13:45
I Will Not Wear Close Toed Shoes In My Own Home

I Will Not Wear Close Toed Shoes In My Own Home

We hear from the J-Man on the J-Man Minute as he delivers some hopeful news, and also provides an interesting hypothetical. 2020 has turned into a giant conspiracy (7:47), and Fig talks about COVID in College Football and the difficulty of teams' schedules (9:50) 

Stay tuned as the first guest will make it onto Big Fig Energy...

Jun 25, 202028:34
Stop Kissing Yourself

Stop Kissing Yourself

Fig talk about his number one quarantine show 1:09. He also talks about his new surprising hobby, 5:00. The J-Man pops in at 8:09 to talk about kissing your clone, and finally Fig breaks down Michigan's 2020 football schedule 16:00. Send in your response to anything discussed in the podcast. And do not forget to subscribe, rate, and review. 

May 31, 202035:03
Who Sends D*ck Pics at 9AM???

Who Sends D*ck Pics at 9AM???

Wild episode, before the J-Man makes his appearance, Fig talks about his recent cooking achievements, his recent weird dreams, and the J-Man inquires about D*ck pics. Tune into 17:13 to hear an in depth analysis of Michigan Football. 

Apr 30, 202031:19
Bars of Cheese and Announcing Porn

Bars of Cheese and Announcing Porn

Today we hear from the J-Man on the J-Man Minute as gives us a topic about a woman that has been washing her hands with a bar of cheese. In other news a porn site is offering Joe Buck a million dollars to announce the live stream. Have thoughts? Send in a voice recording to share.

Apr 22, 202011:05
I'm Not Paying You To Count Strawberry Seeds

I'm Not Paying You To Count Strawberry Seeds

Fig gets agitated about people saying he cannot eat dessert, he talks about about U of M's recent basketball struggles, and gives suggestions for flicks to watch. Oh, right. We have a listener response!

Apr 14, 202023:56