Big Fig Energy
By Austin McIntosh
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Big Fig EnergyApr 07, 2020
Man I Love Figs
Let’s Have A Corn
Down By The Bay
Fig and the J Man are back! After a long hiatus they catch up about what life has been like since their last episode, clue you in on how middle aged women might be the target demographic, drug lords, and parking garages.
Let's Talk About Placenta
Big Fig's Fat Camp
The boys talk about boozed up melons, laxative gummy bears, Doc's unathletic alligator, and fat camps.
Its Terror Time Again
Fig and the J Man discuss vacationing in New Orleans, airport drug dogs, cloning, and cats vs rat.
What Kind Of Spaceship Is This?
On this episode Fig is fired up about old and fat people in the grocery store, they react to a dummy robbing McDonalds, and J Man is fired up about Netflix and its garbage can movies.
In The Arms Of A Hobo
This week's episode the boys go on a number of rants including: shark tank, the monopoly man, weird accents, and what people of the world they would like to have dinner with and how it could go wrong.
Ol' Coma Joe
Don't forget to check out Fig's new podcast trailer: Flippin' with Fig. The boys talk about Brazilian prisons, the pros and cons of old people, if you could secret one food condiment what would it be, and sleeping through things.
Soggy Down South
In this absolute unhinged episode, Fig teases a new podcast, they talk about semen trees, a man with a soggy bum, ways to cheat in school, and the conclude the mascot bracket challenge. Don't miss it.
Soldier Boy Tell Them
Fig and The J Man recap their Saturday hangout, Fig has a strong opinion of eye lashes, they talk about the homeless epidemic, substitute teachers and debate the final round of the mascot tournament.
Bustin for Blade
This episode features Fig and the J Man's greatest ramblings about the Suez Canal, vaccinations, movies, and mascots. Give or take a few more topics. Think of this episode as the Mona Lisa of a mess.
Built Gandhi Tough
Whilst sharing a few drinks on the pod, J Man has a provoking thought, they go back and tell some of their crazy college stories, and talk about preparing the guys of the world for spring and summer fashion. Due to internet issues, they will debate the semi-finals of the mascot bracket next week.
Headaches...HEADACHES
J Man updates up on an ice cream conundrum, Fig is entering the job market, they discuss funny stories from when they were in high school, and they end he podcast with two weeks worth of bracket debate. Send in a voice message to let us know crazy stories from when you were in high school, and give us your bracket takes.
Deep In The Heart Of Texas
The J-Man is back from his big birthday bender and he is ready to talk. We've got a hot take about reheating food, things that teachers did that annoyed us in school, and we check out Bear Grylls new show on Netflix. Feel free to give the boys a shout by clicking the voice message link below.
Fig Presents: The Best Part One
On this week's episode Fig puts together a best of episode. Hear Fig's favorite segments and funny conversations. Let us know your favorite moment or moments from Big Fig Energy.
877-FIG-NOW
On this week's episode, the boys talk about their past favorite commercials, continue the mascot bracket, and go into sad boi hours as they talk about tear jerker scenes in movies.
Butt Cheek Bandit
On this week's episode J-Man brings back a memory from elementary school that you thought you had long forgotten about, but he turns it into a wacky hypothetical. J-Man also talks some not so fun facts, some are saying they're slimy and sad. Finally the boys kick off their bracket extravaganza. Listen now and send your feedback on the round of the bracket to Fig on Twitter, @FigTheFamilyMan or send in a listener response.
Trail of Doubloons
This week's episode Fig and The J Man talk about their lives as gamblers, Fig gets upset at an old joke, and they discuss what would happen in a real life fight between Chiefs and Buccaneers, like most episodes this episode spirals into something that you really do not want to miss.
Can I Get More Cheese Biscuits?
Fairly simple pod this week, Fig needs some sweet treats and the boys make their own movies. They choose from a pool of actors and have to have them star in a movie. The plot is entirely made up by Fig and The J Man. Will their movies be witty? Heartfelt? Action packed? Feel good? Listen to find out. These movies could and should be made and could and should win awards.
We Are Marshmallow Men!
The boys share the Big Fig Energy Playlist, they speculate about the Kong Vs. Godzilla movie, discuss what three apps they would keep on their phone, dabble into some ways to improve baseball, and bionic body parts? Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review. Tell your friends, if you have any.
Layers of Goop
On this episode of Big Fig Energy, the boys talk about Chuck E. Cheese, Cedar Point, the top shower songs of BFE, and what actors could replace them. Fig also gives a rare deep insight on what is going on in his life, and needless to say it will make you wonder...
Unless You're Into That
The boys keep the energy flowing with this ep as they talk about the worst things that a witch could turn them into, they revisit lucid dreaming and how they gave up, and finally they talk about absurd ways to die.
It’s A Defense Mechanism Folks
Box of Knockers
The boys bring a TON of energy with this ep. They hear from listener Corii, talk about Mall Santas, some of their favorite gifts, and are inspired to talk about inconvenient bathroom stories due to Lamar Jackson's in game poop. Do not miss it.
Mom Has Died Of Dysentery
The boys talk a little about the great Big Fig Energy merch as well as old games they used to play on the computer. Get ready for a stroll down memory lane because they're going to bring back memories that were tucked away.
Kids, Hold Out Your Stockings
Fig and the J Man get FESTIVE, they also talk about really weird news stories and Fig has an idea of how to replace the Elf on the Shelf.
Oh GNOME!
The boys talk about things that they are thankful for, we explain why the world would be a different place with the mafia, why the French mafia would rule the world, and six WEIRD phobias that the J Man encountered.
A Spot O' Podcast Innit
Fig had to fire the intern, and he didn't realize until it came time to record that they had to come up with their own topics now. So go on a journey and listen to Fig and the J Man riff, some topics include the fear of a duck always watching you, and a MMA Macaulay Culkin.
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The boys are dreaming on this episode! They dig deep into lucid dreams and how to do it, they talk about their favorite "little things" in life that causes a small celebration, and finally they talk about the mascot of Fig and The J Man University.
School of WACK
On this week's episode of Big Fig Energy the boys talk about some idioms and what they could mean, they open their own university; Fig and the J-Man University. They talk about their celebrity crushes and finally they close with an in-depth talk about the state of Michigan Football and the past week in NFL.
We've Been Taken Over By The Russians
The boys wrap up their month long Halloween Extravaganza! As expected, they talk about the BEST Halloween candies and the BEST Halloween costumes. Aside from that they discuss the golden, unwritten rules of being an adult, the Google Home Mini gets taken over by true Soivets, and they wrap up with talking College Football and the Michigan Wolverines and the NFL.
Battalion of Bimbos
SPOOKY scary SKELETONS
On the front half the boys riff about spooky halloweeney music, J-Man explains his case of the dumbs, and we hear some jokes. On the back half Fig recaps this weekend's College Football, does a full in-depth preview of 2020 Michigan Football ...again, and finally we end with this weekend's NFL games. Don't forget to submit a voice message on any of your takes.
What Can Brown Do For You
The boys pull the ol switcharoo, J Man takes the reins and plays host today while Fig takes a step back and relaxes. J Man recaps his impromptu vacation, educates Fig on accidental greatness, they talk some poop, and as usual they dig into the NCAA, NFL, and The Premier League.
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody DON'T
Oprah's ACL Giveaway
Buckle up the lads have a ton to talk about. Fig discusses weird initials for his future children (jokingly), J Man digs into some weird celebrity names, he also tells the tale of a penguin in, Florida? They discuss their strategy for a bear walking into their house at the very moment, and as always a recap of NCAA and the NFL.
A Tidal Wave of Saliva
Clearly Fig and the J Man know movies better than anyone else, so that is why they discuss the best movie series out there. Aside from they check in on James K. Polk and see what he is up to, and finally they dig into some football, both NFL and NCAA.
He's A Fopdoodle
They couldn't have brought any more BIG energy. Fig realizes he has a problem and is going to work on it, the boys break down all things breakfast, J Man takes a stroll through some big cities, and finally what do you get when you combine a porn star and kamikazes? No big deal, BUT, we finally got a voice message.
Oh Yeah Girl Go Get Yours
The boys pack a lot into this episode. Fig recaps his week bender, they talk about eating apples in the shower, their top 3 man crushes, Fig asks if the Detroit Tigers are back, and finally we hear from President J Man.
Do You Want A Butterscotch Candy 007?
Where to begin? The boys recap their weekend, as well as discuss Sean Connery's accent? From there they talk about their favorite toys as a kid, and even make a presidential run. For the first time, Fig has an interview on the episode!
¡FAIRIES!
In The Buff
The boys put the finishing touches on the Fig and The J Man Bar, they discuss the main sources of entertainment and decor, they also look forward to the great things of the upcoming Fall season, they share their depression of the cancellation of the B1G football season, and finally share the confusion of this year's baseball season. Don't forget to send a voice message about your thoughts on this week's episode.
The BAH
The people have talked and they want more than a Fig and The J Man food truck, so they discuss what they would do. They also talk about what they would be the greatest at if they had to be the best at 4 things, J Man shares his absolutely insane random concoction he drafted, and finally the boiz talk about a hypothetical involving beating up kindergartners. Don't forget to send a voice message.
If You Can't Hang With The Ham Dogs Get Out Of the Bun
Big Fig Energy couldn't be more back. And the boys truly do bring the energy as they talk absurd sports headlines, food trucks, and things they did as kids that made them cringe. They also had a bit of internet trouble....thanks COVID.
I Will Not Wear Close Toed Shoes In My Own Home
We hear from the J-Man on the J-Man Minute as he delivers some hopeful news, and also provides an interesting hypothetical. 2020 has turned into a giant conspiracy (7:47), and Fig talks about COVID in College Football and the difficulty of teams' schedules (9:50)
Stay tuned as the first guest will make it onto Big Fig Energy...
Stop Kissing Yourself
Fig talk about his number one quarantine show 1:09. He also talks about his new surprising hobby, 5:00. The J-Man pops in at 8:09 to talk about kissing your clone, and finally Fig breaks down Michigan's 2020 football schedule 16:00. Send in your response to anything discussed in the podcast. And do not forget to subscribe, rate, and review.
Who Sends D*ck Pics at 9AM???
Wild episode, before the J-Man makes his appearance, Fig talks about his recent cooking achievements, his recent weird dreams, and the J-Man inquires about D*ck pics. Tune into 17:13 to hear an in depth analysis of Michigan Football.
Bars of Cheese and Announcing Porn
Today we hear from the J-Man on the J-Man Minute as gives us a topic about a woman that has been washing her hands with a bar of cheese. In other news a porn site is offering Joe Buck a million dollars to announce the live stream. Have thoughts? Send in a voice recording to share.
I'm Not Paying You To Count Strawberry Seeds
Fig gets agitated about people saying he cannot eat dessert, he talks about about U of M's recent basketball struggles, and gives suggestions for flicks to watch. Oh, right. We have a listener response!