Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

Episode 1: Soaked To The Skin With Cleaning Fluid

An episode of Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

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By Mike Pearce
Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs is a serialised reading of a novel by one, David Goodchild. The following signal was intercepted and decoded by a satellite put into orbit by the Japanese cat food conglomerate Pusigut 25. The message warped, snarled and exploded out of the cylinders and into the wet brain of a young man working on a waste incineration plant in North London. Through his hands, this message reached textual climax. Here it is.

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Episode 5: California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit
California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit. This episode has some amazing deals to San Francisco, if your partner is a shark. A look back at band-flavoured perfume and the draw of sexual chimneys causing abnormal motion. Gibbon feet and gusting anus' and the story of Benny the Criminal Banana. What a twat. Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com Visit: automaticbiography.com Sound effects: https://freesound.org/s/323438/ https://freesound.org/s/457869/ https://freesound.org/s/44214/ https://freesound.org/s/458396/ https://freesound.org/s/194624/ https://freesound.org/s/445723/ https://freesound.org/s/110011/ https://freesound.org/s/414025/ https://freesound.org/s/334238/ https://freesound.org/s/458396/ https://freesound.org/s/110390/ https://freesound.org/s/439520/ https://freesound.org/s/181625/ Music: (all from youtube music library)
13:05
February 15, 2019
Episode 4: Obscene Phonecalls/The Pixies/Gabba Gabba/Felt Tip Hens
Use Your Computer To Make Obscene Phone Calls/Listening To The Pixies Trying To Feign Incontinence/Gabba Gabba Hey Hey It's The Monkeys!/Felt Tip Hens HOLY COW. Chapters seven, eight, nine and ten! HOORAY! We learn that our protagonist can no longer get high, LOVES Roy Orbison, cannot PISS unless listening to the Pixies and literally drinks so much, his liver makes a mouth appearance. Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com Visit: automaticbiography.com Sound effects: https://freesound.org/s/92938/ https://freesound.org/s/150402/ Music: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/A_A_Aalto/Connections/Focus http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Dot_Sessions/Love_and_Weasel/Cupcake_Marshall
10:24
February 8, 2019
Episode 3: Send Me A Fiver And I'll .../Globs Of Cellophane Haunt .../Poem Dictated By An Albino...
Episode 3: Send Me A Fiver And I'll Goose Your Granny/Globs Of Cellophane Haunt The Burger Van/Poem Dictated By An Albino With Bleeding Eyeballs Under Ultraviolet Light Chapters four, five and six. We learn about spitting soggy paper, we meet Rachel (ahhhhh), real life Operation, Ralf the Vampire and some interesting methods of paying your electricity bill. Want to get in touch? Email us on queasy@automaticbiography.com Sound effects by: https://freesound.org/s/321971/ https://freesound.org/s/25821/ Armillaria Music at beginning by: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/InSpectr/
10:41
February 1, 2019
Episode 2: Don't Touch My Bald Patch/Poem For Tapeworm And Harmonica
In this episode, we hear chapters two and three, where we're introduced to Goodchild's teachers, piss balloons and some tapeworm poetry. Delicious.
09:07
January 25, 2019
Episode 1: Soaked To The Skin With Cleaning Fluid
This episode introduces our narrator and sets the context in which his life as a writer begins; vomit art, captain beefheart, nymphomaniac teachers and incineration factories.
08:18
January 17, 2019
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