Avoiding ReALIty

First I blame the delay of content on my Mare of Easttown addiction. Then I give my quick thoughts on the RHONJ and Floribama Shore reunions, a mention of Top Chef and what Jersey Shore needs to do to breathe life into the franchise before we get into The Challenge All Stars, Below Deck Sailing Yacht and of course the crown jewels of Bravo: RHOBH and RHONY.

It's been a little while since I've put out a new episode so I am spoiling you with a recap of 11 of the best reality shows on at the moment. We are talking Married At First Sight, RHONJ, Floribama Shore, 90 Day Fiance, Top Chef, Summer House, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Temptation Island, The Circle and that's before we even get into The Challenge 36/All Stars. I am back and better than ever (minus my scratchy voice sorry). 

After acknowledging what The Challenge forced me to do, we talk Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere, Summer House and then my guiltiest pleasure Temptation Island. A not so deep Challenge recap with a job proposition for MTV, ending with a conversation with @JoePops_ and the Mrs. about the tornado that is Married At First Sight.

HUGE episode breaking down the finale of Southern Charm reunion, the premiere of COVID Summer House plus Married at First Sight AND all things Surviving Barstool. Then we get into episode 8 of The Challenge and I'm close to being out on this show forever.

A long awaited 90 Day Fiance update including one of the most jaw dropping moments in my reality TV history. Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Orange County reunions, Below Deck, and the new shows about to come back. Then obviously episode 7 of The Challenge 36 Double Agents.

First reactions and updates on how my Suvivor binge is going, new episodes of RHOSLC, Below Deck, Southern Charm. Next I make my predictions for the new Married at First Sight Couples. Then Chavy joins the pod as the Chief of Horny Management to break down the sex poems on this week's Bachelor episode. And of course episode 6 of The Challenge 36 Double Agents. 

Starting off holding myself accountable for my promises on last week's episode. Talking Southern Charm and Below Deck before we get into episode 5 of The Challenge 36 Double Agents. Trying to decide if Aneesa is someone we're supposed to fear or avoid as a partner as well as Fessy taking accountability for his selfish actions.

First an announcement on me fulfilling my duty as a reality TV thought leader. Catching up on Below Deck, RHOP Finale and next season, RHOC. Then @JohnRichTV joins the program to give his thoughts on The Bachelor premiere episode with Matt James. Plus of course The Challenge Double Agents episode 4 analysis as a stand by my man Fessy.

Starting off with a short recap of my feelings of everything  going on in the reality TV universe including The Bachelorette Finale, The Bachelor, RHOP, RHOA, RHOC, Below Deck and Southern Charm. Then I break down episode 3 of The Challenge 36 Double Agents, and CT solidifies his position as The Challenge GOAT.

We start by saying if you are not watching RHOP you are not a true Bravoholic. Then we get into a full recap of episode 2 of The Challenge 36 Double Agents on MTV.

The Challenge is back and so am I.  Plus bonus ranking of the Bravo reality shows handling of the coronavirus pandemic. Then I do a full breakdown of the premiere of The Challenge 36 Double Agents on MTV. 

Last week we put to rest the current seasons of Below Deck Med and Married At First Sight New Orleans. Reunion episodes are always my favorite, even if they are on Zoom. 

Dr. Pepper Schwartz and Branded Sports CEO Joe join the episode to talk Married at First Sight and love in a pandemic. We lose connection the second I ask for dating advice and it must be a sign.  I also start with a full recap through Tuesday's episode of Love Island US and have some choice words for Jalen and Carrington. 

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This week there is so much going on in the reality tv universe, starting with the groundbreaking news that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is ending. Will Kris Jenner join the RHOBH cast? We bid our fondest adieu to fair lady Dorinda as we await her final reunion performance (there better be Jiovani). Preview part 2 of the RHOBH reunion, Temptation Island S3 just started filming and Carole Baskin might be on DWTS, but big ups to Chrishelle for getting her revenge on. Then we dive into Love Island US through Tuesday night's Casa Amor. Checking in with the Married At First Sight sociopaths and next with my archenemy Ma-liar on Below Deck. Ending with canceling Christmas and the moment Big Brother 22 All Stars was ruined.