Bob and Dan Cast
By Bob & Dan
Bob and Dan CastOct 09, 2012
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Clowns 4 Christ - A New Classic
From the vaults - Bob and Dan shamelessly channel Superego (to the best of their ability) to give you this sketch of silly sacrilege. See y’all atop Cookie Mountain!
Nov 28, 202105:36
A Trailer for Another Podcast - "Waits Waits Don't Tom Me"
Hello! This is a trailer for "Waits Waits Don't Tom Me." A new podcast hosted by friend of the show, Tom Waits! Give it a listen please. Tom needs this.
APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/waits-waits-dont-tom-me/id1528389266
OTHERS: https://anchor.fm/tom-waits
Aug 24, 202003:29
"Hollywood Extermination" (A Classics Bonus)
One time Bob & Dan recorded a 12 minute sketch? playlet? novella (Spanish novel)? about an Eartha Kitt infestation. She may or may not have been alive at the time of recording, so it's PROBABLY not as tasteless as you think. Either way, RIP EK.
Come for the Bob & Dan, stay for the fake phone call audio effects.
Jan 24, 201912:40
Yahoo Questions: Emma Stone Ed. (A Classics Segment)
For no reason other than we had nothing planned, we dedicated an entire episode to Emma Stone. This classic Yahoo Answers segment does not stray from that dedication! Please enjoy, tell your friends, rate, review, subscribe, jk lol... do whatever you want.
Music: Something at the beginning & Bob Dylan at the end
Jan 17, 201912:07
"The Hallway" - A Horror Short
Being the GD pioneers they are, Bob and Dan create the Hort or Horror-short. In "The Hallway", Dan tries to coax Bob into joining him in the hallway. What's in the hallway? Listen to find out... or maybe not, I'm not sure how it ends. I do know it is VERY spooky. Listener beware you're in for a hallway.
Music: Moreland & Arbuckle
Jan 11, 201903:26
Dan's Real-Life Dungeoneering #1 (A Classics Segment)
Happy New Year! Happy old segment! Bob takes Dan through a fake real-life situation with Dungeons & Dragons style gameplay.
Music: Wanda Jackson
Jan 01, 201914:54
A Voice Like Applesauce (A Classics Christmas Clip)
A discussion of Christmas movies (and Bob's inability to speak) leads to Dan's love of Don Knotts. Bob gets angry about semantics - there are some real emotions here. Guests: Adam, Rachel, and a silent Darren.
Music: Playground, Marcy
Music: Playground, Marcy
Dec 13, 201803:54
"The Wardrobe" - A Non-Horror Short
In this blast-from-the-past-classic-segment, Bob and Dan improvise a nhort. WARNING: there are no lions or witches in it. It's not at all scary. Please enjoy!
Music: Marcy Playground
Music: Marcy Playground
Nov 30, 201810:20
The Textgiving Special: A Reading of a Segment
Happy Textgiving, Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving, Familysgiving, Yourwelcomesgiving... whatever you celebrate! We recorded a reading of our famous Textgiving special, but technology was not on our side. Here's one (mostly listenable) segment of it.
If you want to read it the way God intended, head here:
bobanddancast.tumblr.com/post/103409697059/the-textgiving-special
Music: Vince Guaraldi Trio, Nicole Westbrook, and goddamn Marcy Playground!
If you want to read it the way God intended, head here:
bobanddancast.tumblr.com/post/103409697059/the-textgiving-special
Music: Vince Guaraldi Trio, Nicole Westbrook, and goddamn Marcy Playground!
Nov 22, 201811:15
Nature Walk/Nature Talk: A Bob and Dan Outdoor Adventure
Bob and Dan happen to be in the same state at the same time! They walk through nature and record their conversation on a phone - can you even imagine?? This episode is just full-on, in-your-face, uncensored, unedited friendship. If I had to guess what was talked about, I'd probably say: eternity, animal diets, islands, Live Photo deaths, movies, deer, probably much much more. Oh, and throw in a Cuties of The Week and A LOT of nature sounds, and you got yourself an episode.
Music: Angel Olsen
Music: Angel Olsen
Oct 29, 201849:58
S1E80: Witch Science (A Classic Re-upload)
This week we talk about Dan's awkward facebook relationships, and what happens to zombie babies. We have another edition of Ask Bob Anything. We also introduce the new segment: This Week in Independent Media, in which we both choose a project that we encourage you to check out.
Sep 08, 201846:53
The Bread Promo
Bob and Dan attempt to tempt you into listening by listing breads. Is it effective? I don't know... you'll just have to ask HISTORY.
NOTE: Do not check us out at bob and dan cast dot com; it is dead.
NOTE: Do not check us out at bob and dan cast dot com; it is dead.
Aug 23, 201800:18
S1E99: The Great Horse North (A Classic Re-Upload)
The boys take it real easy on the Christmas Eve of their 100th episode. Big thanks to intern Megan.
Aug 17, 201847:52
S2E1: Leper Detective (A Classic Re-Upload)
Welcome to season 2... you get it.
Aug 16, 201843:31
S2E2: Dragon Powered Time Rift (A Classic Re-Upload)
A time rift powered by dragons??
Music by Tomas Dvorak
Music by Tomas Dvorak
Aug 16, 201842:51
S2E3: Hug Devaluation (A Classic Re-Upload)
We assume it's about the lowering value of hugs.
(A classic re-upload)
(A classic re-upload)
Aug 16, 201854:02
S2E4: Imminent Siesta (A Classic Re-Upload)
Bob and Dan plot out Bob's candle musical, "Scandalabra", discuss the negative effects of delicious salves, and have a falling out over Ghostbusters. Music by Portishead.
Aug 16, 201856:07
S2E5: Pile of Hooves (A Classic Re-Upload)
A real pile of hooves.
Aug 16, 201839:51
S2E6: Halloween Spooktacular (A Classic Re-Upload)
It’s the spookiest day after Halloween ever! Bob and Dan tackle the internet’s questions about Halloween party planning, play a game of Costume Opposites, and discuss whether or not Bob should make the switch to boxer-briefs. Music by Lordi!
Aug 16, 201801:05:16
S2E7: Applefox (A Classic Re-Upload)
Bob and Dan’s pining for Skyrim hits its apex with a new segment where Dan pretends to be a whole town of people. They also introduce “Bob Kearns: King of Observational Comedy”. Throw a Whitney update in there and you got yourself an episode. Music by The Black Keys.
Aug 16, 201840:42
S2E8: Boba Fett's Friend, Steve (A Classic Re-Upload)
Short episode this week. We needed to play more Skyrim. It’s pretty good. Music from Skyrim sdtk and Harry Partridge.
Aug 16, 201832:11
Mouth Leavings (9/6/13)
We discuss Dan’s trip to heaven and implore you to visit youtube.com/huffmanandkearns to watch our poorly animated videos.
Sep 07, 201329:03
S3E45: Quantity Over Quality
Joining us for the season finale is, friend of the show, Charlie. We let him steer the ship, because we're tired and out of ideas. Also we were both a little sick. We talk about stand-up, life, and what America... (rest of description lost to time)
Jan 10, 201301:27:40
S3E44: Twice on the Pipe
The penultimate episode of season 3 (probably)! Only a few more days to write an iTunes review and extend the season. This week we date the same girl, riff on Elefun, and tackle Bob's addiction to computer melons.
Jan 02, 201345:14
S3E42: IMAX3DHFR
We see the Hobbit (in the format Peter Jackson intended), we eat Chinese food in a dark Chinese food establishment, also we drive between those places. Music from Saints Row: The Third. S3E42: IMAX3DHFR
Dec 18, 201259:24
S3E41: Proving Tent
Dan calls an old lady “Sir”, then they pitch Space Cowboys II. Music by Sir Mix-a-Lot. S3E41: Proving Tent
Dec 12, 201249:47
S3E40: Volcano Paramours
We talk about what we'd like to see in a real-life James Van Der Beek, dispatch lovers in a caldera, and parse the existence of the Dan Fan Club. Music by The Head and the Heart.
Dec 05, 201249:57
S3E39: Semitic Polka
We take an eventful walk through the woods, talk about our Black Friday’s, and discuss the relative merit of teaching a moose to fish.
Music by Michael Jackson.
Music by Michael Jackson.
Nov 28, 201244:56
S3E38: Life Found a Way
Discussion of the Jurassic Park 4 that almost was, a little bit of Beethoven, and, of course, our thoughts on People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Music by Beethoven.
Nov 22, 201250:13
S3E37: September Greeting and Announcement
Join us on our scripted adventure (written by friend/fan/giant Kolbe). Also a reading of forum.ariana.org
Music by various.
Music by various.
Nov 14, 201231:05
S3E36: Butterfinger Smooth
More road thoughts with Bob, homemade candy, and other things I cannot remember. Music by Depeche Mode.
Nov 07, 201250:24
S3E35: Bucket of Trout
Accents both terrible and not very good, scenes from a fictitious party, and our scattered/vague thoughts on Seven Psychopaths. Music by Toad the Wet Sprocket.
Oct 31, 201238:23
S3E34: Dong Safety Month
Dan’s rumor mill, personal shopping for Frenchmen, and sad truths. Remember to keep your donger covered while cooking. Music by The Human League.
Oct 23, 201247:11
S3E32: Brain Palace
Descend into Bob’s brain palace and listen to such topics as Elton John’s optometrist, who had what player number (90’s basketball edition), and needle anxiety. Music by Tame Impala.
Oct 09, 201250:25
S3E31: Things Get Suspicious with Terry O’Quinn
Here were the other possible titles for today's episode: The end goal is comfort, Pangea's Last Stand, Summer of Fun/Summer of Sam. Music by Sneaker Pimps.
Oct 02, 201246:13
S3E30: Forever Spider
Bob loses track of a spider (granting the spider infinite power) and Dan is smug about his new, fancy phone. Also Melissa McCarthy’s Desert Island. Music by Kari Bremnes.
Sep 25, 201244:41
S3E29: A Cheeseless Future
Bob and Dan face off as only time-travelling cyborgs and North Korean agents can, they discuss some moobies, and then they drink some expired alcohol. Music by Two Gallants.
Sep 18, 201242:27
S3E27: The Rescuers Get Down
Brought back by person-of-the-week MintyGreth; Bob and Dan discuss why children laugh at Bob, create two hit MMOs, and talk about Dan's similarity to imaginary beings. Music by Frank Turner.
Sep 04, 201239:29
S3E26: Storied Pants
A day late because I forgot I had a podcast; this week we talk about my rent-to-own pants, the plight of squirrel madness, and the subtlety of the female English accent. Music by Ace of the Base
Aug 29, 201237:30
S3E25: Road Poet
Brought to you by the island nation of Ireland, this very special unedited edition of the Bob and Dan Cast features pre-recorded "Road Thoughts" by our resident "Road Poet", Jonathan "Bob" Kearns. We also provide important commentary. Music by Elbow.
Aug 21, 201257:29
S3E24: Drive Horny 3-D
We discuss ways to kill time on car trips, wish a happy marriage to Darren, role-play some burgers, and talk about William H. Macy's penis. Music by Ben Abney
Aug 14, 201239:08
S3E23: Shower Portal
Dan makes a breakthrough in therapy, Bob toils under the thumb of Melissa McCarthy, and they both say some things that might be super offensive. Jury is still out. Music by Cracker
Aug 08, 201238:46
S3E22: Gangrenous Snake Hand
Dan receives compliments behind his back, Bob needs legal advice, and two more of you suckers wrote reviews. Music by Engineers
Jul 31, 201245:32
S3E21: Blonde, Brunette, Lucy Liu
Bob adds things to his anti-bucket list, Dan establishes a new speech pattern, and Horsecrazyme requests some Charlie’s Angels action. Music by Cold War Kids
Jul 24, 201242:39
S3E20: Secret Hot Tub Honeys
Unedited per reviewer request. We try our hand at a non-horror Hort, ask Bob anything, and come up with two new characters that are now personal favorites (favourites?). Music by NIN
Jul 17, 201254:40
S3E19: My Best Friend Short Circuit
We reboot Short Circuit (per Michael's request) and also other things. Should I be concerned that I can't remember stuff that literally just happened? Maybe I need to eat more fish (They say it's brain food). Music by Francoise Hardy.
Jul 10, 201238:14
S3E18: Dirty Craw
Merry Hoobastank (4th of July)! Celebrate the foundation of our crumbling empire with a Black Peter themed musical, some holiday Yahoo questions, and discussion of jaill (southern prison). Music by the stank.
Jul 03, 201248:54
S3E17: BunClub4Men
We talk Dan Brown's porn knock-offs, Bob invents some new catch phrases, and Dan dumps coffee on his crotch. Music by Metric.
Jun 26, 201243:50
S3E16: Rice Poofum
Movie reviews, Swedish marketing campaigns, and freestlye Dick Flash. Thanks to Big Welsh for sponsoring today's episode. Music by Bon Iver.
Jun 19, 201239:26
S3E15: Vatican Hardbody
We discuss the UK colloquial definition of "minty", decide guessing can never be racist, and create a brand new musical about sexy clergy and voodoo ceramics. Music by Cujo.
Jun 12, 201243:02