Badwatch

We're back to the I-Land (literally?) following Chase's adventures with Cowboy Warden and Nurse Ratched. Blue Crush still sucks. Bonnie and Clyde take a beach vacation. Evan postulates hillbilly cloning scientists, and Andy tries a new segment that makes Evan REALLY mad.

Goodwatches:

I refuse to link Andy's thing here.

Casting JonBenet

Well friends, The I-Land continues to astound and amaze by introducing new characters (Nurse Ratched and Cowboy Warden), even more fight scenes, and futuristic dentist chairs. It's great! [Originally released December 2019]

Goodwatches:

Carnival Row

Elementary

We watched The Resident again. And guess what? We've got a fever. And the only prescription? More Winston Duke.

Topics for discussion: CEO HODAD, hospital hacks, electricity noises, WHO CUT FIRST?

Goodwatches:

Ted Lasso

Sound of My Voice

We watched The Resident, and y'all? "He... is SO dead." Topics for discussion: Evan's got a crush, swirly serpents, 'were you a dick on the way over here?', TIGHTEN the BOLT, and HODAD Daddy.

Goodwatches:

Clue

In & Of Itself

Dave

We went back to Tiny Pretty Things! And y'all, errybody fuckin' errybody. Evan postulates an imaginary husband. Andy argues TPT is a QAnon fantasy. Drunk cop has at least one friend. Oh, and SO MUCH RAPE.

Goodwatches:

Game Night

The American Barbecue Showdown

This one broke us. Especially Evan. Join us as we discuss Tiny Pretty Things, a ballet drama/porn serial. Topics include: DRUNK COP.

Goodwatches:

Would I Lie to You?

We went back to The I-Land. And we're going back again? This is terrible. Evan crafts the perfect joke, but it only exists in his imagination. Andy improvises a much better sign-off, and Evan is honestly a little jealous. And introducing our new segment, "OK, Boomer." [Originally released November 2019]

Goodwatches:

Jack Ryan (season 1)

Polytechnique

To celebrate his birthday Evan goes deep on his Hercule Poirot fandom as we recap The ABC Murders. Andy claims A.B.C. is an incel, and probably he's right. (Prarow!) Other topics include Old-Guy Buddy-Cop Movies, 1930s smells, fictional OnlyFans, and are seizures flexes? 

Goodwatches:

Julie & Julia

Martha Marcy May Marlene

Midsommar (again!)

Lord of the Flies meets The Stand in Between. Weirdly, Evan's the one who gets obsessed with details in this episode. A young boy stabs himself, but romance lives on. Andy goes deep on a cow murder, and eventually explains why he doesn't care about spoilers. There's also a cocker spaniel puppy. Shit. is. WILD.

Goodwatches:

The Repair Shop

Charlie Wilson's War

Back in 2019 (we were so innocent then!), Badwatch had a patreon. For it's brief existence, we watched The I-Land, perhaps one of our favorite Badwatches ever. For our 2020 reboot we decided to release these episodes once a month in the regular feed, eventually covering the entire series. None of us will ever be the same.

You know "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys? The I-Land is like that, and somehow much worse than anything Mike Love could come up with. You're welcome.

Goodwatches:

Villains

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

The rich tapestry of Southern Culture is on full display in Hart of Dixie. Join us as we discuss the colorful cast of characters, including Dapper Dash DeWitt, George "Southern Gentleman" Tucker, Wadin' Wade, and Zoe Hart the Tart. There's also a woman named Lemon!

Goodwatches:

Bridgerton

Barry

Does Chuck Lorre smoke weed? Almost certainly not, but he definitely vapes. We watched Disjointed, and you know a show is bad when the commercials are the best part. Join us as we discuss YouTube comments, immigration conspiracy theories, Eckhart Tolle, and of course, that sticky icky.

Goodwatches:

Sound of Metal

The Machine

Lucy Hale returns to Badwatch in Life Sentence, a cancer dramedy where everyone's more interesting than the person who had cancer. Andy enjoyed this show, further demonstrating he has no taste. Evan pitches Life Sentence as a comedy without any Lucy Hale. Aiden + Marlene 4ever.

Goodwatches

Rick and Morty

Horrible Bosses

Considering how many things went wrong in this episode, it's a fitting end to 2020. We watched Warrior Nun, the most boring show ever made about badass, demon-fighting nuns. In addition to thinking this would be our first episode of the new year (it's not), the boys somehow watched different episodes (it's Andy's fault), so you get two recaps in one! Evan busts out his Stefon impression. Andy has a wild internal monologue. Mistakes were made!

Goodwatches:

Prisoners

Castlevania

We're back in the Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe with yet another Vanessa Hudgens vehicle, The Princess Switch: Switched Again. We're reunited with old friends like Sad Dad and C-3PO Phelps, and meet our new friend Duck Lips. Andy creates a fun naming convention for us keep track of the Hudgenses, Evan argues about fictional geography, and clones abound. Happy holidays! 

Goodwatches:

McMillion$

The Queen's Gambit

Holidate is as bad as the year 2020, but somehow feels much longer. Join us as we talk about Emma Roberts's father (Eric!), national treasures Kristin Chenoweth and R.B.G. (rest in power), a Cinco de Mayo Sex Mystery, and Diarrhea-ween.

Goodwatches:

The West Wing

The Vast of Night