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By CJ and Sweet Dee

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area!

You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from our hosts' and guests' experiences of online and IRL dating in the Bay Area!
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Ep 19 - Quarantine Happy Hour

BaewatchMay 28, 2020

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Ep 19 - Quarantine Happy Hour

Ep 19 - Quarantine Happy Hour

Baewatch is back!! We took a brief hiatus to allow ourselves to get accustomed to the life of Rona, but we reconvened this week for a brief happy hour to talk about what's been going on! And we have our favorite guest back on the show, Miss J!!

*AUDIO DISCLAIMER* This episode was recorded via Zoom with no audio equipment :( We're sorry for having a lesser quality of recording than usual, but we're all learning how to navigate the world during the 'Rona.

We want to hear from you! Leave us a voicemail of your dating stories and we'll feature them on the show!

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May 28, 202054:34
Hotline Bling 4 - Quarantini
Apr 09, 202007:00
Ep 18 - The Runner

Ep 18 - The Runner

Sweet Dee is back with one of her stories of past dating fails who she actually ran into recently!


*AUDIO DISCLAIMER* We had some technical difficulties while recording so Sweet Dee's audio does change a bit throughout the episode. We're sorry for having a lesser quality of recording than usual, but we're all learning how to navigate this new world during the 'Rona.


We want to hear from you! Leave us a voicemail of your dating stories and we'll feature them on the show!

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Call us and leave a voicemail at 650-275-3410

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Apr 02, 202001:22:21
Side Piece 13 - Outtakes

Side Piece 13 - Outtakes

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have tangents upon tangents upon tangents!

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Mar 26, 202007:06
Ep 17 - The Chef

Ep 17 - The Chef

Honey Pots learns how to date! Sorta. Kinda. Not really. But she’s trying! She’s a tiny baby virgin when it comes to dating in this episode and it’s a tad disastrous but here we go!


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Mar 19, 202001:16:54
Side Piece 12 - Janet Jackson

Side Piece 12 - Janet Jackson

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have tangents upon tangents upon tangents!

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Mar 12, 202004:22
Ep 16 - Afropunk
Mar 05, 202001:15:28
Side Piece 11 - Finstas

Side Piece 11 - Finstas

Sweet Dee and CJ are back with Sweet Scissorkicks! They talk so much that they have tangents upon tangents upon tangents!


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Feb 27, 202006:31
Ep 15 - Wave Theory
Feb 20, 202029:29
Hotline Bling 3 - Competitive Eater
Feb 13, 202008:59
Ep 14 - Hometown Buffet
Feb 06, 202043:19
Hotline Bling 2 - Peter Pan

Hotline Bling 2 - Peter Pan

Hotline Bling is a chance for our listeners to tell us their dating stories from the Bay and beyond! Here is Raquel in Houston recounting a story of long distance dating across country, international, and beyond! 


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Jan 30, 202022:02
Ep 13 - White Male Privilege
Jan 23, 202001:08:27
Hotline Bling 1 - Alright, Where's the Penis?

Hotline Bling 1 - Alright, Where's the Penis?

New year, new segment!! We're here with our first Hotline Bling ever! Hotline Bling is a chance for our listeners to tell us their dating stories from the Bay and beyond! Here is Becca in Manhattan recounting a story of a date with a guy from Brooklyn. It involves a play about orgies, cats, and abandoned apartments! 

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Jan 16, 202010:15
Ep 12 - The Difference Between Love and Stalking Is Reciprocation

Ep 12 - The Difference Between Love and Stalking Is Reciprocation

We have another guest on the show! Joaquin shares his story of dating in the Bay and surviving a terrible situation of stalking. Be ready for the shocking truth of when relationships turn sour. We want to hear from you! Send us your dating stories and we'll feature them on the show! 


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Jan 09, 202059:30
Ep 11 - Napa
Dec 19, 201955:16
Side Piece 10 - You Can Keep Your Cream

Side Piece 10 - You Can Keep Your Cream

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Take a listen to this week's side piece to hear what was cut from the comedian story!  

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Dec 12, 201906:36
Ep 10 - The Comedian

Ep 10 - The Comedian

Honey Pots on the Rocks! HP is in the studio and behind the mic this week. Listen for one of HP's epic dating stories about dating in the Bay. We want to hear from you! 

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Dec 05, 201901:15:12
Side Piece 9 - She's Had Enough Turds

Side Piece 9 - She's Had Enough Turds

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! We have a Thanksgiving treat for you this week! An extra long Side Piece with our second guest Jaserra!! Enjoy a few extra long tangents that got cut from episode 9! And an extra bonus of some ASMR!! 

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Nov 28, 201917:30
Ep 9 - TransBae Dating

Ep 9 - TransBae Dating

Sweet Dee and CJ have their second guest on the show! In this episode, we'll hear from Jaserra about her experience of TransBae dating. The highs, the lows, and her IRL experiences! We want to hear from you! 

Send us your dating stories and we'll feature them on the show! 

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Nov 21, 201901:07:11
Side Piece 8 - And By Bladder You Mean Asshole

Side Piece 8 - And By Bladder You Mean Asshole

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece in which you learn the true inner workings of Sweet Dee ;) 

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Nov 14, 201907:21
Ep 8 - Oscar The Grouch Part 2

Ep 8 - Oscar The Grouch Part 2

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! Sweet Dee meets Oscar the Grouch and learns what it's like to date with a mental illness.  This is Part 2 of 2. Part 1 was episode 8. Be sure to listen for the full story! 

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Nov 07, 201901:13:21
Side Piece 7 - Beavis and Butthead

Side Piece 7 - Beavis and Butthead

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece about what makes CJ turn into Beavis and Butthead.   

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Oct 31, 201903:54
Ep 7 - Oscar The Grouch Part 1

Ep 7 - Oscar The Grouch Part 1

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! Sweet Dee meets Oscar the Grouch and learns what it's like to date with a mental illness.  This is Part 1 of 2. Part 2 will be the next episode released in two weeks! 

We want to hear from you! 

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Oct 24, 201950:18
Side Piece 6 - CJ's World Travels

Side Piece 6 - CJ's World Travels

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece about CJ's world travels with just her and her vagoo. 

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Oct 17, 201907:15
Ep 6 - 22

Ep 6 - 22

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! 

In this episode, we'll hear about Sweet Dee's experience of deflowering a 22 year old virgin ;) 

We want to hear from you! 

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Oct 10, 201901:03:53
Side Piece 5 - Car Stories

Side Piece 5 - Car Stories

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece to hear some memories of our first cars.   

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Oct 03, 201904:32
Ep 5 - My Pleasure Is A Priority

Ep 5 - My Pleasure Is A Priority

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! Get ready to learn why your pleasure is always a priority and how to hook up in a car next to Lake Merritt! 

We want to hear from you! 

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Sep 26, 201959:23
Side Piece 4 - 75% Enthusiasm, 25% Technique

Side Piece 4 - 75% Enthusiasm, 25% Technique

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece to hear some pro tips on how to give head!   

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Sep 19, 201904:40
Ep 4 - Jack Rabbit

Ep 4 - Jack Rabbit

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! Get ready to get your ears pounded with unnecessary force! Just kidding - but if you've ever run into a Jack Rabbit in the bedroom, you'll know exactly what CJ and Sweet Dee are talking about! 

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Sep 12, 201937:54
Side Piece 3 - Dore Alley

Side Piece 3 - Dore Alley

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece to hear about CJ's experience at Dore Alley!   

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Sep 05, 201905:43
Ep 3 - The Sybian

Ep 3 - The Sybian

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! This week we have our first guest on the mic! Listen to this ep and learn all about the sybian and how to take care of your vagoo! 

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Aug 29, 201958:29
Side Piece 2 - Bumble

Side Piece 2 - Bumble

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece on how to respond when someone asks you how you are! 

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Aug 22, 201910:20
Ep 2 - Stalker Status

Ep 2 - Stalker Status

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee experiences of online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! On this episode, you'll hear about Sweet Dee's experience with a man child who doesn't know how to order at restaurants! Watch out for the bonus story of Sweet Dee's past stalker :\  

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Aug 15, 201901:04:34
Side Piece 1 - Tampons

Side Piece 1 - Tampons

Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece on how to use two tampons at once! 

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Aug 08, 201908:20
Ep 1 - Harvey

Ep 1 - Harvey

Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! On this episode, you'll hear about Sweet Dee's experience with a Harvey Weinstein, mouth breather, and questionable house sitter - all in one!  

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Jul 31, 201949:41