Bag of Milk Podcast

We present to you the Bag of Milk Podcast at its most psychological; at its most intriguing; at its most sartorial. Why? That would be telling, but we'll tell you anyway. This episode is stylishly styled after the seminal 1960s TV show, The Prisoner. Who is Number One? Why we are of course! Be seeing you.

OMG WE'RE BACK AGAIN! Season 2 kicks off with botox injections, the giant geese of Wawa, the ghost of Terry Fox and baby fish mouth; We talk "Songs with the Best Screams"; We play "Canadian Town or New Pharmaceutical?"; Then we get on the controversial topic of "Canadians Who've Renounced Their Canadian Citizenship"; Our Celebrity Fantasy Battle picks up on the scream theme with Norwegian artist Edvard Munch taking on Ghostface from the Scream movies. It'll make you want to scream.

In this showbiz-centered, Hollywood-obsessed episode, we speak to actor Andrea Baker who's appeared in such films as Pleasantville and What Women Want, and who's voiced numerous characters, including Julia Roberts' breath in Runaway Bride as well as Clover in the hit animated series Totally Spies! We talk sex tapes, casting couches, body doubles and old Japanese ladies. Plus: we grill Andrea with a special Hollywood quiz, and our celebrity fantasy battle has Mufasa from Lion King going up against Po from Kung Fu Panda.

In Episode 12: The Great Canadian Road Trip edition of the Bag of Milk Podcast sets off with our favorite road trip films, many of which star recently-late and not-so-recently-late actors like Peter Fonda, Bridget Fonda, Buster Fonda, sorry, Buster Keaton, Yaphet Kotto, John Candy, Christopher Plummer and Charles Grodin; We talk "Bands Named After a Fictitious Person" before Will drops the mic (yet again); We play "Guess the Audibly Distorted Music Clip"; Plus: What do G.K. Chesterton, John Maynard Keynes and John Kenneth Galbraith have to do with episode? All you political theorists and economics majors will definitely want to tune in. Also: Our celebrity fantasy battle between the Highwaymen and The Traveling Wilburys runs out of gas. Are we there yet?

In Episode 11: The triple mic-drop summer edition of the Bag of Milk Podcast floats like an earworm and stings like a killer bee. After lamenting the Leafs losing in the playoffs (again), we talk CAN-USA bands, that is, musical acts comprised of Canadian and American members; Then we play "Guess the Summer Song With 'Summer' in the Title"; Our celebrity fantasy battle pits hardcore Leafs fan Justin Bieber against hardcore Raptors fan Drake. Also: Our listeners take Bryan Cranston's advice.

In Episode 10: Renaissance man/raconteur/rhythm guitarist/writer Dave Bidini of the RHEOSTATICS joins us to talk WKRP in Cincinnati's Herb Tarlek; Russian weed delivery boys; Eugene Levy's brooding intensity; and, of course, hockey. Plus: Crazed robotic salesmen take over the world!

In Episode 9: It's the BRYAN CRANSTON TAKEOVER SPECIAL! Bryan Cranston endorses the podcast (and has a message for insomniacs); Will tries to "Guess the Bryan Cranston Movie Shot in Canada!"; We play "Eye Liner Color or Bryan Cranston Character Name"; and then Walter White takes on Howard Beale in an all-Bryan-Cranston celebrity fantasy battle. Plus, tinkling next to Maury Chaykin and a brush with Richard Grieco. Sweet Dreams!

In Episode 8: Faiyaz and Will ain't gonna play Sun City, but we do play "Eye Shadow Colors or Johnny Depp Character Names" (and boy are our ASMR listeners in for a treat!); A Celebrity Battle Royale of the Ages between two '80s charity anthems: "We Are the World" vs. "Tears Are Not Enough"; Corey Hart won't share his donuts; Debarge are still the Discount Jacksons; Plus, More Cowbell! 

In Episode 7: We gots da blues, negative feedback, and an arch-nemesis in our most content-packed episode to date; Willy gots da stank foot; (**Scientologists**) We play "Dudes That, as Heterosexual Men, We Think are Good Looking, and That's Okay"; Plus hunky Canadians Marshall McLuhan, Raymond Burr and NOT Buster Keaton; (**Scientologists**) We talk "Same Name, Different Movie!"; A discussion around The Guardian Angels and the Swiss Chalet Meal Deal; Will and I conversate about made-up words; and Will "Deadshot" Smith takes on Will "Slapshot" Arnett in our Celebrity Fantasy Battle. (**Scientologists**)

*Please listen to Episode 6 First* Episode 6 (BONUS Segment): We continue our conversation with special guest Brendan O'Connor of Bungalower.com. He talks about growing up gay in Northern Ontario; Star Trek; famous GayNadians; and racism on both sides of the border. Naturally, the interview quickly goes off the rails. 

In Episode 6: Will catches One Direction and Led Zeppelin red-handed in "Sound-Alikez"; Foreign Language Misheard Lyrics; and special guest Brendan O'Connor of Bungalower.com joins us to talk about: the Lasagna of History; growing up "Gaynadian" in the Soo; Russell Crowe ruining Great Big Sea; Anne with an E versus Road to Avonlea; and Puppets. Plus, Faiyaz's lawyer L. Fee Bailey sits in on the conversation. 

In Episode 5: We revel in our inferiority complex with a segment titled "Songs by non-Canadians that mention Canadian places"; Then we shamelessly pander to women in "Lipstick Colour/Color or Apple Type"; Machete takes on Peewee Herman in our celebrity (fantasy) battle; Faiyaz articulates his feelings towards Will through song lyrics; and Will drops the mic. Twice. Also - we have a new website here @ 

In Episode 4: Tall short guys; The Shawinigan Handshake; We connect with our female listeners with a segment titled "Nail Polish Colour? Or Ben & Jerry's Flavour? (Well, we try anyway); Will gets wack with his wonky world of word association; Faiyaz exacts musical revenge; and Snow takes on Vanilla Ice in a celebrity fantasy fracas.

In Episode 3: What is a Bag of Milk? (We probably should have discussed this already); Misheard lyrics; Canadian vs American differences; Plus our popular celebrity (fantasy) battle segment between two world leaders/good buddies. Plus, Faiyaz seems to be moonlighting.

NOW REMIXED WITH NEW AUDIO CLIPS In Episode 2: The Bag of Milk Podcast gets a theme song leftenant! Plus: The Queen Haters and what's that jar of urine doing on your porch? Also - Listener feedback; Mmmmm butterworms!; Richard Harris just wants to sing; and, uhh, Canadian Family Feud.

NOW REMIXED WITH NEW AUDIO CLIPS AND NEW INTRO THEME! Our first podcast episode will tell you a bit about us, what we are going to talk about and hopefully give you a reason to come back and listen again. Faiyaz and Will talk about some things Canadian, American, earworms and earbutterflies and some SCTV reminiscing. Please join us. Sorry.