Bartools Podcast
By Bartools
This... This is what happens
Bartools PodcastMay 03, 2022
My Dad Is Hung As F***
Season 3 Finale!
Lord Of The Old Fashioned!
Thomas had a house from... Alabama, and we talk about road trips and RVs to Lord Of The Rings, and what an Old Fashioned really is.
Saving Ryan's Privates
Tonight we got a topic question from one of Frasier's Co-worker's and not only is it funny, but it actually made us think (If you can believe that)
Join in and debate with us and let us know what you think of the question!
Something About Bleach?
Today Frasier goes on a 20 minute rant about his latest music gig that was terribly promoted, and he also forgot what this episode was called, but he remembered it involved bleach! You know the drill. Grab a beer!
Cheers!
Golden Shower Lead To My First Kiss
Frasier is cranky, Max has a new girl (with some serious questions) and everyone had a good time!
Coconuts and Baby Carrots
Tonight we went in to WING IT! With no topic what so ever... And we wound up talking about drugs.
GENITALIA! (Not THAT Racist)
Tonight we had no topic, again. So Frasier poses one of the weirdest questions ever, and we debate it. Why? Because one of his co workers asked first, and this was a problem that needed solving! We're working on cancer next. We got this
Get It Out Of Me
Tonight we have a topic! Aaannnndddd instead we talk about Max's latest, unfortunate run in with a crazy female. Because the list of crazy people Max has dealt with in his life is an ever growing list that just keeps on churning out some of the funniest things we've ever heard!
Full Contact Fisting
Today Max invited his best friend Steven on... and shocker... He was drunk. Like... Full blown HAMMERED
Blake Shits On A Tree!
In this episode we have our old friend BLAKE back! And he no longer has the shittiest job in the world, now he's just... Playing with wood.
You're A Bad Boy
As we return this week we ask the question "What was the most embarrassing attempt at flirting that you have ever tried OR seen someone try?"
Grab a beer for more humiliation!
Not On My Dick!
Today we talk about our nether - regions and the stories that involve them. From the painful, to the embarrassing. We do this for you sick people
Hehehe.. Giggitty
Today our episode is about the rules our bosses set for us... that WE NEVER FOLLOW!
Is It Weird If...?
Tonight we just went for it! No topic, no script, no ADHD. We just decided to wing it. And to be honest it starts weird, gets serious, then gets EVEN WEIRDER!
Can I Get A To-Go Box? Pain Olympics Part 2
It's time for Pain Olymics part 2! Here's the deal. We look up the most fucked up stories we can find on the internet, and then we decide which one is the most fucked up!
Buckle in kids... It's gonna get messy
grandfather Clock
Tonight we ask the question "If you had to get a tattoo related to your job what would you get, and where?" and the episode turned into one of our favorites that we've ever recorded!
I Was Already Here Motherfucker!
Today's podcast is all about the time we had to "McGiver" something (Odd that words is now a verb) and do we stay on topic? NOT A CHANCE!
Sounding Off
Today's episode is all about REVENGE! And us telling stories of when we got the last laugh!
Pranks Part 3: Somebody's Handsy
Today we talk about some of the best pranks we've ever pulled on people! Again. For the 3rd time.
Grab a beer. This'll be fun
Onlyfans, Perks, and Conspiracy Theories. Oh My!
Tonight the original topic was "What Perks Do You Have of Working at Your Job" and it quickly fell apart.
Put on your Tin Foil Hats guys! We're ready for blast off!
And Back To The Weather
First we'd like to apologize for some of the technical difficulties. We don't know why the recording is skipping at the end of the episode, but it is.
This week we talk about "How to Survive the Weather" So grab a rain jacket kids! This is gonna get messy
Sponsors and Therapy
ITS EPISODE 69! This week we go back to the potty talk to ask "When did you gamble, and LOSE" And let me tell you... It's a crap shoot.
Dude... That's A Urinal
Today we discuss one of the scariest questions we've ever asked.... "What happened in the bathroom?" Enter If You dare
Smells Like Roses
Today's topic: PORTA POTTY ETTIQUITE. The do's and don'ts of the sacred blue lagoon, the porta john, the honey bucket, the office.
Here's Your Sign
Today we talk about how we KNOW that one guy lied on his resume. And it didn't take rocket science to figure it out.
BLEEP!
Tonight we ask "What gets you through your work day" and the guys try their hardest to make Frasier's job of editing the podcast as hard as possible.
Screw you guys I need a drink this time
Whatchya Mean Ma Boy?
Today on this 3 ring circus of a podcast we talk about how we screwed over the next poor bastard that had to work on our projects!
We also talk about HOT PLATING and SNOWBALLING from the Urban Dictionary
You have been warned. Viewer inebriation is advised
Having A Wank
Today we discuss how (OUTSIDE OF PORN) Hollywood, movies, and TV have misrepresented our respective trades.
But we still talk about porn...
It's Nothing Like Porn
Tonight we talk about how television totally gave normal people the wrong idea about each of our trades. Not all plumbers have plumber's crack, not all mechanics are scumbags, and not all bus drivers are weirdos, but 99% of them are.
We're Back Bitches!
Well after being gone for 4 months we are finally back, and ready to explain ourselves!
Grab a beer, and some tissues, and find out where we went
Season 2 Finale: Drunk Night and Hangover Morning!
Here it is ladies and gentlemen! The long awaited Hangover Episode!
Where's Our Mexican!?
First off we apologize for the 20 minute rant about politics (mostly guns) that starts after we give Trevor some good old fashioned, well, fashion tips!
Then we talk about Jobsite terminology. Words that you may not know we use. That we use! Crazy names for tools, parts, and anything else!
Oh and Luis was not here this episode which made us ask... WHERE IS OUR MEXICAN!?
Blue Collar Bukkake
Today we're talking about the worst screw up we've ever discovered on a jobsite. Where we shoed up ready to work, and someone screw up so bad that they made our lives harder!
We are also officially joined by our friend Luis!
Grab a beer and listen to us bitch about our coworkers!
Oh Where Do I Begin?
Today we are talking about our pet peeves! The crap on the job that drives us NUTS! (It's not a long drive for any of us)
Grab a beer and lose your mind with us!
I Prefer Ray Charles #Snyderverse
Today on the podcast we talk with our friends Matt and Aaron, who are HUGE movie buffs and critics, to discuss movies. OK mostly just the Zack Snyder version of Justice League and the story behind it.
Grab a beer and check it out!
Tools!
Today we get to talk all about TOOLS! And no... Not ourselves. Tools we love, Tools we want, tools we can't believe exist!
The Things We Do For Car Parts
Today we talk about all of our personal projects. From music, to gear, to computers, to cars (If you couldn't guess)
Roasting Trevor: Adventures Of The Redneck Yacht Club
First off we apologize for the lower quality audio. We weren't paying attention and somehow accidentally recorded this with the Laptop mic instead of our incredibly expensive and shiny microphones.
Beyond that it's business as usual. Grab a beer and you won't even notice the janky audio!
Roasting Gary: $1925 Fuse
Today we roast our very own Gar-bear. And we really have a hard time coming up with ways to ruin his night... Until max brings up a fuse. That may OR MAY NOT have cost him almost 2,000 dollars!
Smegmaaaaa
Today we talk about why Frasier felt like he couldn't poop last week, and the waiter that sang the word "Smegma" to us
Grab a beer and join the fun
Fornication Under Consent Of The King!
Gary was missing, and it was supposed to be his roast night, we decided to pull a fast one and NOT roast him, and instead we're gonna roast him next week when he's actually here to face the music! Check out what we talk about when the loveable Garebear isn't here!
Roasting Thomas Pitter Patter Pellets
Tonight Thomas' ass is on the line, and if you listen to this episode you'll know why! Please people, clean your toilets!
Grab a drink and enjoy the fun!
Roasting Cody: You Are Jay And Silent Bob
Today kids... we roast our favorite bus driver, CODY!
Come have a laugh and help us make fun of him!
Roasting Frasier: Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Today we take the time to take our anger out on the Hot Topic Fuck Boy!
Listen to us destroy his ass! We mean uhh.... Whatever
Roasting Max: ADHD Part Squirrel
Today we don't know what happened. Max brought a friend, and it went all downhill from there. So we started roasting him in front of his "Little friend"
Enjoy the insanity!
Now We've Got FunDip!
This week we go over how all of us got our ridiculous nicknames! And also some of the plans that went very, very, wrong.
Shit In A Shoe Bootie
Today we talk about the times we were STONE COLD BUSTED. And other than Max and his finger, the hilarity continues in epic fashion!
Grab a beer and join the party!
Say Farwell To 2020!
We're ending this year with a BANG as we talk about the past year and just general BS! No alcohol was consumed during this episode if you can believe that! And Trevor's boots smell like R Kelly's sheets!
Just Don't Get Caught
Today's topic is about Max's finger! OK not really. Today is all about safety, and how much we all hate it, and hate the safety guy, and the rules. Come on in and listen to us bitch about safety, and MAX'S FINGER!
It Was Your Own Finger!
Today we play "WORST FIRSTS" Aka we all put ideas in a hat, and then we have to pull a topic and tell a story about the worst first, date, kink, vacation, or whatever it is!
And we promise the first 10 minutes will make sure that you never look at poor max the same EVER again.