GodOfLaundryBaskets' Podfics

Inspired by Meowy Come Home by DumbleBee.

[Podfic] Meowy Come Home by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

In which Power learns what it's like to live with humans, and Aki learns what it's like to live with cats.

Inspired by Do No Harm by little_dumpling.

[Podfic] Do No Harm by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

A Star Wars AU where Jar Jar never met Qui-Gon, and instead became a couples/family counselor on Naboo; and Sheev married Mas Amedda for political reasons. Jar Jar meets Sheev and does the absolutely one thing he isn’t supposed to do: fall in love with a client.

Inspired by into the sublime seas by phori.

[Podfic] into the sublime seas by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Power is not afraid. She is watchful.

Inspired by Alpha by starkraving.

[Podfic] Alpha by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) Summary: In another universe the Alpha survives as the Meta.

Inspired by Alpha by starkraving.

[Podfic] Alpha by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) Summary: In another universe the Alpha survives as the Meta.

Inspired by Alpha by starkraving.

[Podfic] Alpha by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) Summary: In another universe the Alpha survives as the Meta.

Inspired by Alpha by starkraving.

[Podfic] Alpha by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) Summary: In another universe the Alpha survives as the Meta.

Inspired by Alpha by starkraving.

[Podfic] Alpha by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) Summary: In another universe the Alpha survives as the Meta.

Inspired by Alpha by starkraving.

[Podfic] Alpha by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) Summary: In another universe the Alpha survives as the Meta.

Inspired by Alpha by starkraving.

[Podfic] Alpha by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) Summary: In another universe the Alpha survives as the Meta.

Inspired by Alpha by starkraving.

[Podfic] Alpha by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

In another universe the Alpha survives as the Meta.

Chapter 11 Inspired by Map of the World by seperis. [Podfic] Map of the World by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets) Summary: The world's already over and they're already dead. All they're doing now is marking time until the end.

Inspired by evergreen by kurgaya.

[Podfic] evergreen by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

“This is getting out of hand,” Kakashi says after he almost brains himself on the ivy hanging in Gai’s bathroom.

[Pre-series short oneshot. Gai has too many plants]

Inspired by asseveration by kurgaya.

[Podfic] asseveration by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Gai could go home, or train, or recount this strange and wonderful wedding to his papa, but instead, he watches the rain start again. There’s a part of him that doesn’t expect Kakashi to return - and yet he does, just as the worst of the rain thunders down.

[Gai's in love. Kakashi's in something. They wed that week].

Inspired by fire & waves by kurgaya.

[Podfic] fire & waves by GodOfLaundryBaskets

Summary:

ANBU are nothing, and no-one, and they can be anywhere and nowhere at once. Kakashi’s good at disappearing - and making things disappear.

“Your teeth are big,” Naruto says.

Kakashi sighs.

[Fix it-AU? Kakashi's fine with losing his marbles if it means Naruto's happy].

Inspired by through the glass by kurgaya.

[Podfic] through the glass by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

"Well, at least we know the barrier seals on the windows need upgrading,” Kakashi says cheerfully.

[Blank Period short one shot. Gai brings lunch to an assassination attempt].

Inspired by In Motion by kurgaya.

[Podfic] In Motion by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Kakashi can make out a welcome blob of green amongst the Kusagakure uniforms. It's Gai.

He lets his eyes close. Of course it’s Gai, just in time. He doesn’t need to worry about the black-ops anymore.

[Rated M for non-con kissing between Kakashi/OC]

Inspired by steam engines by kurgaya.

[Podfic] steam engines by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Roy doesn’t know much about trains, but he imagines the cannon sitting on the coal pile is a little out-of-place. And knowing the Fullmetal Alchemist, the emphasis is on little.

[Manga Chapter 4: Battle on the Train]

Inspired by Remedy by kurgaya.

[Podfic] Remedy by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

The mug that Kakashi raises to his mouth reads ‘I DO WHAT I WANT’. Gai wants to laugh, he really, really wants to, but sudden movements and damaged nerves aren’t a happily married couple like he and Kakashi are. He settles for sucking in his bottom lip and fighting back the laughter until tears gather in his eyes.

[Post-Fourth Shinobi War. The beginning of something new and coping with something old].

Inspired by cataphora by kurgaya.

[Podfic] cataphora by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

This is a dangerous land filled with dangerous people. The Hatake clan know this better than most. Perhaps this is why only two of them remain – two but soon to be three with Gai here dressed in his best.

[Political marriage AU - An alliance between their lands brings them together. They're not eternal rivals, not yet].

Inspired by Configuration by kurgaya.

[Podfic] Configuration by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Gai whirls around at the sound of a window crashing open. The red apartment spins and so does the Gai climbing in through the window; he looks exactly like Gai but of course he can't be, and as he takes in the scene of Kakashi's apartment and spots the actual-Gai shuffling about on the floor, his eyes roll up into his head.

The Gai-lookalike falls dead weight into the room.

Gai smacks a hand over his left eye, realizing what he's done.

Inspired by our garden by kurgaya.

[Podfic] our garden by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

"A punishment? For what? The Lady Hokage is fond of you!"

"She wants me to take the hat," Kakashi says.

Gai inhales a chopstick.

[Slice of life. Kakashi returns from a mission plagued with thoughts of his future.]

Inspired by coffee is coffee by kurgaya.

[Podfic] coffee is coffee by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Kakashi buys a plant, avoids his problems, and thinks about painting a dick on Gai's face.

All while overthinking coffee.

Inspired by The Hard Sell by kurgaya.

[Podfic] The Hard Sell byGoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

"This is my guidebook?" Kakashi asks. "Some of these words aren’t even spelled the same.”

“Oh no, grandpa just couldn’t spell,” Tsunade says.

[Blank Period. Kakashi becomes the Hokage like this].

Inspired by in a time like this by kurgaya.

[Podfic] in a time like this by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

"What about the baby?" Kakashi asks.

“Well, I’m sure he’ll love having an older brother,” Minato-sensei says. He turns to Kushina, eyes sparkling. “At least - we hope so. Right? That’s the plan. That’s kind-of always been our plan, Kakashi.”

[Short bday oneshot for Kakashi. He gets adopted. That's it that's the fic].

Inspired by in storms by kurgaya.

[Podfic] in storms by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

It's going to storm tonight. Maybe that's what woke him; the six year old in his chest. Kakashi isn't sure that panic has ever left him. He's still that little chūnin who found his father still and cold.

[Brief character study. Kakashi hallucinates his father].

Inspired by blue by kurgaya.

[Podfic] blue by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

"I bought dumplings,” Kakashi says, eyes sparkling. "Should we eat them in bed?”

Even in the throes of agony, the idea horrifies Gai. Kakashi laughs at the look on his face.

[Post-Fourth War drabble. A typical night home.]

Inspired by bundles by kurgaya.

[Podfic] bundles by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Kakashi's face appears, dog-tired and sucked into a drawstring hood. Tufts of his hair poke out from underneath like pale bananas. He doesn't appear to be wearing a mask - or any trousers. "DO YOUR BEST" is slathered across his hoodie in gigantic text.

There's so much going on here that Gai can't make sense of it all. "Is that my hoodie?"

[Four times Kakashi acquired Gai's clothes through various means].

Inspired by forever again by kurgaya.

[Podfic] forever again by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Gai doesn’t push himself too hard: he knows his limits. A taijutsu master must know their limits.

[Post-Fourth Shinobi War. It's just hurt/comfort, that's all it is].

Inspired by intensify by kurgaya.

[Podfic] intensify by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

“Oh jeez, he’s your friend-friend,” Shukaku says, sticking a finger into his ear.

Inspired by sky blues by kurgaya.

[Podfic] sky blues by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

There's a girl sitting on the top of the windmill. Luffy grins at the sight of her, amazed but pleased that someone else has managed to climb this high.

“Hi!” says the girl, her eyes wide and opal-bright despite the sun. It doesn't seem to daze her as it does Luffy, the light glinting from Foosha's mellow coast and into his eyes. “Everything's so green here! Where are we?”

Inspired by close your eyes by kurgaya.

[Podfic] close your eyes by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Kakashi’s almost glad for the back-to-back missions if only to escape this place. These terrible months since Minato’s death (Rin’s, Obito’s) may go on for years and years and years.

Inspired by adjourn by kurgaya.

[Podfic] adjourn by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Mirai glances towards the entrance-way of the women’s hot spring and then back towards towards them. Gai offers a thumbs up that even her withering expression cannot deter.

“I’m still on duty.”

“That’s cute,” Kakashi says, shepherding her towards the curtain. “Go. Relax. Don’t drown.”

Inspired by the sea it rolls and rolls by kurgaya.

[Podfic] the sea it rolls and rolls by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Come morning there's no reason talk about it, but there's still an empty mug waiting in the sink to be washed.

Inspired by consulere by kurgaya.

[Podfic] consulere by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Upon realising he may or may not have a crush, Naruto seeks Kakashi for advice. He probably shouldn't have done this in front of Sakura and Sai, and at Ramen Ichiraku's.

[Note: Naruto's crush is left ambiguous (although it's a guy), hence why there's no tag].

Inspired by Semantics by Fistful_of_Gamma_Rays.

[Podfic] Semantics by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

"What does performance reliability even mean, anyway?"

Inspired by Enrichment by strawberriesandtophats.

[Podfic] Enrichment by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

“You see how the very best thief in the galaxy would be burning with desire to cut open the display case with a laser-knife and then lower themselves down from a rope to grab it?” the artist asked. “Yes, yes. It would be a grand heist, no doubt about it.”
“I just walked in,” Murderbot said. “Using my feet.”

Inspired by place to be by FiannlyPhoebe.

[Podfic] place to be by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Murderbot gets a quiet moment, and a present.

Inspired by A Lobby Of Time Travelers by IvoryQuill.

[Podfic] A Lobby Of Time Travelers by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Anakin Skywalker sacrifices his life for his son on the Death Star, then wakes up over twenty years into the past. So he goes for the efficient solution and attempts to assassinate Palpatine. Little does he know, he’s not the only person given a second chance.

Everyone else wakes up on this particular day. And they all attempt to kill Palpatine, without the knowledge that everyone else knows about the chancellor being a Sith Lord. Shenanigans ensue.

Inspired by Competing Play Styles by lunaTactics.

[Podfic] Competing Play Styles by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Murderbot, Thiago, Arada, and Ratthi are characters in a game of D&D, dubiously reskinned for a sci-fi setting.

How much of a challenge can one boat full of raiders be? How many conflicts of expectation can one session possibly contain? How many tabletop no-nos can possibly fit into 300 words?

Three drabbles re-imagining the opening scene of Network Effect as a tabletop RPG session going roughly.

Inspired by Just Had to Say by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67).

[Podfic] Just Had to Say by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

“No,” Obi-Wan grumbled and burrowed further into Cody’s embrace.

Whatever his former Padawan was about to do, it was not his problem.

It was the first day of their rest period on a relatively temperate planet. For once, they both actually planned to rest and full grown former Padawans were not going to change that.

Inspired by Irreconcilable Differences by blackkat.

[Podfic] Irreconcilable Differences by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

“You’re what,” Tae says helplessly.

Inspired by As we wander through time and space by Verselets by (SerenaEW).

[Podfic] As we wander through time and space by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Random science poetry.

Inspired by roll of the dice | End Racism in the OTW by dotsayers.

[Podfic] roll of the dice by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

“I wanted a chameleon,” said Dora. Ed fought the urge to roll his eyes. “And you said that wasn’t ‘in keeping with the tone of the campaign’.” She did air quotes as she said it, as well as a stupid nasal voice.

Zach sighed heavily. “And I wanted to have fun.” He glanced at Ed, who did his best to look like he wasn’t holding back laughter.

Inspired by Welcome Aboard the Samwell by McBangle.

[Podfic] Welcome Aboard the Samwell by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Larissa "Lardo" Duan was the greatest pirate captain of the seven seas. After defeating a Royal Naval ship in a battle at sea, she and her First Mate Bittle took two naval officers captive aboard the great ship Samwell.

Inspired by Cooking for Beginners by glorious_spoon.

[Podfic] Cooking for Beginners by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

"Are you sure it's supposed to smell like that?" Dustin asked.

Chapter 10

Inspired by Map of the World by seperis.

[Podfic] Map of the World by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

The world's already over and they're already dead. All they're doing now is marking time until the end.

Inspired by i looked just like everyone else by SoDoRoses (FairyChess).

[Podfic] i looked just like everyone else by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Things seem simple when you’re a kid. Rescue the prince, slay the monster, save the day. Happy ever after.

Reality is rarely so straightforward.

Inspired by Let Your Voices Become Our Memory by Ducarion.

[Podfic] Let Your Voices Become Our Memory by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)

Summary:

Cody and Fox's casual messages about the first of the Clone Rights Bills - regarding a particularly advocate's speech to the Senate - survived far longer than did. First in an archive not even the Imperial Censors bothered to trawl, then as a dry appendix used as a support for the Imperial Narrative.

After the New Republic is formed, historians began the weighty task of restoring the history that the Empire had rewritten, and through this reference the lost voices of the clones have been located.

(The Republic has a new soap opera, at last.)

Inspired by A How to Guide for Kidnapping Me by FandomisOhana.

[Podfic] A How to Guide for Kidnapping Me by GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets)