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Batman is a WHAT!?!

Batman is a WHAT!?!

By Ben & BH

We take pop culture icons and transform them into D&D characters.
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Episode 24 - Mr. Average

Batman is a WHAT!?!Jul 28, 2019

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Episode 24 - Mr. Average

Episode 24 - Mr. Average

This is our last episode.
Take a listen as we find out how the Average Person would turn out, based on our previous character creations!
Thanks for listening!

Click here for Mr. Averages Character Sheet
Jul 28, 201928:14
Episode 23 - Rincewind

Episode 23 - Rincewind

A wizard's staff got a knob on the end!
We dive into the Discworld bookseries, and why not start with the man in robes and a pointy hat with stars that spells Wizzard?
Join us as we explore whether or not Rincewind actually is a wizard.
The Discworld Series were written by the master of humour and fantasy - Terry Pratchett!
Jul 09, 201935:23
Episode 22 - John Wick

Episode 22 - John Wick

The answer to the question you have been asking yourself - What would John Wick be as a D&D Character? We have just seen the third John Wick-movie and we are on a multiclassing bonanza! John Wick is the protagonist of the movies with the same name. He is (excellently) portrayed by Keanu Reeves. Join us as we try our very best to justify our version of John Wick!   Click here for John Wicks Character sheet
Jun 25, 201901:07:31
Episode 21 - Hellboy

Episode 21 - Hellboy

The red devil, the Right Hand of Doom, the unwilling Harbinger of the Apocalypse - it's Hellboy! Join us as we discuss Mike Mignola's creation. Hellboy is a comic from Dark Horse, and also 3 movies. He is portrayed by Ron Perlman in the two Guillermo Del Toro movies, and by David Harbour in the latest installation by Neil Marshall. But what is Hellboy, the son of the demon Azzael and the witch Sarah Hughes, the character also known as Anung Un Rama. Listen to find out what the B.P.R.D.-agent is in the D&D universe!   Click here for Hellboys Character Sheet
Jun 11, 201937:13
Episode 20 - Daenerys Targaryen

Episode 20 - Daenerys Targaryen

The girl with the long title, who doesn't get burned when she plays with fire. Join us as we make Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains into a D&D Character! Written by George R.R. Martin and portrayed by Emilia Clarke in the HBO tv-series. Click here for Deanerys character sheet!
May 28, 201942:21
Episode 19 - The Punisher

Episode 19 - The Punisher

Someone has been a bad boy and needs to be....
The Punisher is all in the name. That's what he does. He punishes those that he deem bad. And there is a lot of bad people according to Frank Castle, the Marvel vigilante.
He is portrayed by Dolph Lundgren, Thomas Jane and Ray Stevenson in the live action movies, and by Jon Bernthal in the Netflix TV-series. His trademark is the white skull on his chest and a bunch of guns and explosives. He first appeared as a Spider-Man villain in Amazing Spider-Man #129 in 1973.
Join us as we make a murder-hobo?
Click here for The Punishers Character Sheet!
May 14, 201901:03:34
Episode 18 - Storm

Episode 18 - Storm

We're preparing for X-Men: Dark Phoenix, which means we are back in with the mutants! The mutant in question this time is Storm! This time we get expert help from our american guest star, Christopher. He is an avid fan of the X-Men comics (though Gambit is his favorite). The mutant Storm can control weather and has the potential to be an extreme OP. She was created by Len Wein and Dave Cockrum and made her first appearence in 1975. In the X-Men-movies she is portrayed by Halle Berry, and more recently by Alexandra Shipp. Join us as we argue what kind of a D&D character Storm is!   Click here for Storms Character Sheet!
Apr 30, 201901:10:12
Episode 17 - James Bond

Episode 17 - James Bond

My name is Bond, James Bond.
[Insert theme song here]
The worlds most famous secret agent. Top Spy for MI6. Commander in the Royal Navy. Universal Exports employee of the month.
Can we do Agent 007 justice? Or will he use his licence to kill?
For those who will become confused. Smoking means Tuxedo here in Norway.
Click here for James Bonds character sheet
Apr 16, 201943:39
Episode 16 - Groot

Episode 16 - Groot

I am Groot! I am Groot?
I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot.
I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot. I'm Groot.
I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot I am Groot, I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot
I am Groot I am Groot I am Groot?

Click here for Groots character sheet!
Apr 02, 201944:37
Episode 15 - The Hound

Episode 15 - The Hound

Who let the dog out!?! Who!?! Who!?! Who!?! Who!?! Season 8 of Game of Thrones is just around the corner, so we thought it was time to release The Hound! The Hound, or Sandor Clegane, is the fire scarred brother of the Mountain in the book and tv-series Game of Thrones. He is played by Rory McCann and is still alive in the tv-series! (But he almost died that one time). How do we see The Hound as a D&D character? And will we ever see a Clegane-Bowl? Click here for The Hounds Character Sheet!
Mar 19, 201939:41
Episode 14 - Moana

Episode 14 - Moana

Another Disney Princess! Or is she? Join us as we discuss Moana and her journey with Maui. Moana is played by Auli'i Cravalho in the movie by the same name. Moana is a Polynesian daughter of the chief, and she travels with a pig and a rooster. She meets the Demigod Maui, who she tries to help and get help from. But what is Moana in the D&D universe? Click here for Moanas Character Sheet
Mar 05, 201950:13
Episode 13 - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Episode 13 - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We try something new! This episode we take a look at the iconic Arnold Schwarzenegger, and try to make an amalgamation of his iconic movie characters! Arnold Schwarzenegger started as a body builder and competed in Mr.Universe. He is famous for being tall and strong, and for all of those wonderful one-liners! He has also had a political career as the Governor of California (but we try to stay clear of that part). He has played the leading role in movies such as; Hercules in New York, Conan the Barbarian, Commando, The Running Man, Total Recall, Predator, Batman & Robin, End of Days, True Lies, Junior, Twins, The Last Action Hero, Jingle All the Way and of course the Terminator-movies.   Click here for Arnolds Character sheet
Feb 19, 201901:03:55
Episode 12 - Iron Man

Episode 12 - Iron Man

The man of steel! Not that one, the other one!

Join us as we jump into the MCU and make our first Avenger: Iron Man!
Iron Man, or Tony Stark, is played by Robert Downey Jr. in all of the MCU movies, from Iron Man to Avengers: End Game. He is a Marvel Comics hero, from 1963. The brilliant inventor turned superhero with the help of his suit of armor! How high can we make his AC?

Click here for Iron Mans Character Sheet
Feb 05, 201901:21:04
Episode 11 - Aragorn

Episode 11 - Aragorn

We return to Middle-Earth and take a closer look at Aragorn!
Aragorn is also one of the main character from J.R.R. Tolkien's book Lord of the Rings. He is a man with many names; Aragorn, son of Arathorn, The Dúnadan, "Man of the west" or Númenórean, Longshanks, Strider, Wingfoot, Envinyatar, Estel, Thorongil, and Elessar Telcontar or "Elfstone Strider". He can be seen in the film series The Lord of the Rings-trilogy, where he is played by Viggo Mortensen.
We have already talked about Legolas, but what race and class is the King of the Reunited Kingdom? And what about his sword Andúril "Flame of the West"?
Listen to find out how we stat Aragorn!
Click here for Aragorns Character sheet!
Jan 22, 201901:12:56
Episode 10 - Princess Leia

Episode 10 - Princess Leia

We jump into the Star Wars universe!
Join us as we try to justify our version of Princess Leia!
Princess Leia, or Leia Organa, is played by the late Carrie Fisher in both the original trilogy as well as the latest episodes of the Star Wars Saga. The Star Wars Extended Universe is extensive, and Leia shows up both in comics, books and other media as well. We chose to focus on the movie-version. Enjoy!

We forgot the Half-Elfs Skill Versatility, so add two extra skill proficiencies of your choice.

Click here for Leias Character Sheet
Jan 08, 201953:11
Episode 9 - Kevin McCallister

Episode 9 - Kevin McCallister

It's beginning to look a lot like christmas! Join us in this holiday special as we tackle the master of mischief Kevin McCallister! This is a bit of a strange one, but since "t'is the season" we wanted to see if we could make Kevin McCallister from Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (both by Chris Columbus) into a D&D character. He is played by the lovable Macauley Culkin in the two classic christmas movies that are seen every christmas all over the globe. We also pay our respect to the late and great Stan Lee. Click here for Kevins Character Sheet
Dec 18, 201801:17:09
Episode 8 - Indiana Jones

Episode 8 - Indiana Jones

Hat, whip and named after a dog.
Join us as we discuss the professor in Archeology Indiana Jones!
Indiana Jones is a professor and an archeologist. When he's not in the classroom, he is out on adventures - racing against nazis to find hidden treasures! He is played by Harrison Ford in four movies directed by Steven Spielberg.

Click here for Indiana Jones Character Sheet
Dec 04, 201801:01:20
Episode 7 - Mystique

Episode 7 - Mystique

We're back in the mutant world!
Join us as we discuss the blue-skinned Mystique!
Mystique is a mutant from the X-Men Universe. Her alter-ego is Raven Darkhölme. She appear in comics and all of the X-Men movies. She isn't exactly good, and her main power is that she can transform to look and sound like other persons. She is played by Rebecca Romijn and Jennifer Lawrence.
Click here for Mystiques Character Sheet
Nov 20, 201801:01:33
Episode 6 - Sherlock and Watson

Episode 6 - Sherlock and Watson

Elementary, my dear Watson! We find out that it's not that elementary to figure out what Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson would be in the D&D Universe. Join us as we discuss our first duo! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are characters from the author Arthur Conan Doyle. They appear in a series of books, tv-series, movies and they are the basis for a lot of other pop culture icons.   Click here for Sherlocks Character Sheet Click here for Watsons Character Sheet
Nov 06, 201801:17:34
Episode 5 - Hagrid

Episode 5 - Hagrid

You're a wizard, Harry!
But is Hagrid a wizard? Join us as we delve into the Potterverse as we try to tackle the lovable Hagrid!
Hagrid is a character from the author J.K. Rowling. He appears in all of the Harry Potter-books, as well as the movies.

Click here for Hagrids Character Sheet
Oct 23, 201855:37
Episode 4 - Elsa

Episode 4 - Elsa

Do you wanna build a snowman? Join us in the cold north as we we try to tackle a Disney princess (queen?); Elsa! Elsa is one of the sisters from the popular animated movie Frozen. She is the snow queen, and she's packing som power! But what about Olaf? Listen to find out how Elsa would be in Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition.   Click here for Elsas Character Sheet
Oct 09, 201851:33
Episode 3 - Legolas

Episode 3 - Legolas

This time we try to tackle a character from Tolkien; Legolas! Legolas is one of the main character from J.R.R. Tolkien's book Lord of the Rings. He is the elven prince that "gives" his bow as a part of the Fellowship of the Ring. He can be seen in the film series The Lord of the Rings-trilogy and The Hobbit-trilogy, where he is played by Orlando Bloom. This is our first fantasy character, but at what level is Legolas? Listen to find out how Legolas would be in Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition. Click here for Legolas Character Sheet
Sep 25, 201854:32
Episode 2 - Wolverine

Episode 2 - Wolverine

This time we try to tackle our first mutant; Wolverine! Wolverine is a Marvel Comics character, known from comics such as X-Men, The Incredible Hulk, Avengers, X-Force and so on. He has been portrayed in a series of movies by Hugh Jackman, from X-Men (2000) to Logan (2017). This episodes is a bit longer, but we hope it is worth it! Listen to find out how Wolverine would be in Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition.   Click here for Wolverines Character Sheet
Sep 11, 201801:06:24
Episode 1 - The Flash

Episode 1 - The Flash

The first episode has arrived! This time we try to tackle the fastest man alive; The Flash! The Flash is a DC comics character, known from comics, TV-series and an appearence in the movie Justice League. He also appears other places like the video-game Injustice. Listen to find out how The Flash would be in Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition.   Click here for The Flash Character Sheet
Aug 29, 201844:32