TIFFANY THE MASTERMIND OF THE GREATEST BIG BROTHER ALLIANCE OF ALL TIME!
Expect the expected! The doldrums finally come to an end with a certain someone winning BB23, a certain someone winning a well-earned AFP, a certain someone doubling down on an extremely rude thing he said, and Erik building Maya a tiny veto comp for her birthday. That was the best part of this whole season, really. We love you all, thanks for listening, see you next year!
September 30, 2021
A good blindside and a bad exit
Wow. Big D casts his vote to evict for the first time this season, and it results in one of the wildest evictions we’ve ever seen. Also, Erik gets mad. 🤭
September 24, 2021
It’s double eviction night again, babyyy! (But two hours this time)
I think we can all agree anything else would have been better than the travesty we saw tonight. Ugh. When does BBCAN start?
September 17, 2021
It’s double eviction night, babyyyy!
The Cookout makes BB history and Erik attempts to join Gen Z. Alyssa remains dim. Big Brother!!!
September 10, 2021
We’re just not likeable
The Cookout continues their slow and steady steamroll of the house. The odds are with Xavier but our hearts are with Tiffany. Erik and Maya engage in a little quid pro quo, Kyland complains to some brands, and we are #notlovingit.
September 03, 2021
Sarah Beth’s reign of terror
Well, our favorite HG went home and we’re officially in The Doldrums™️. All we can do now is wait until final 6 and hope some interesting gameplay shows up then. Also, maybe we can start watching BB UK. Or start a corn maze business. All this and more on tonight’s episode!
August 27, 2021
“May I please call you Big D?”
The Cookout continues to run the house, making BB history but also kinda ruining BB. It’s ok, we’ll take it! Claire and Tiffany are masterminds, we forgot Hannah is in the house but we still love her, Derek X is a shoo-in for another 100 BB bucks, and Julie Chen reminds us all to Be Not Afraid (??). Also Erik reveals how he made his nut: with his award winning podcast Dorf On Dorf.
August 20, 2021
Derek X makes a big move. The house flips, or does it?? BB23’s “high roller” twist is announced, and the Cookout is doomed. Peace love and justice y’all!
August 13, 2021
Female empowerment (again)
In this episode of BBUS (still not, unfortunately, BBCAN), Whitney is targeted for her love of women. Some suspicious edits are made, we still don’t understand how betting works (how many beans to coconuts???), and Erik tries out a new bit.
August 06, 2021
His body perceives his intelligence
Brent is “blindsided” when everyone sadly to evotes him, in the least eventful blindside in BB history. Erik and Maya are in a fight. If anyone messes with Hannah we will burn this whole thing to the ground. There’s a lot cooking in our mental, okay?!
July 30, 2021
Au revoir, Frenchie
Britini raps, Frenchie runs out of moves, our baby reconnects with a long lost relative, and Julie Chen-Moonves continues to bewilder us all.
July 23, 2021
Frenchie’s all girl alliance
Brent Champagne is poised to take it all, according to a betting system we don’t understand. Frenchie aligns with everyone, Travis reminds us all that white dudes with abs are the weakest link, and Julie leaves us with some wise words we’ll never forget.
July 16, 2021
BB23 Premiere: Unprecedented Times
Big Brother is back, baby!!! Unfortunately it’s BB US and not the far superior BB Canada. Oh well. We’re here for it anyway.
July 08, 2021
BB22 season finale: what is jury management?
Honestly considering the final 3 this was probably the best case scenario, so despite all our complaining, eh, we’re fine with this. The important thing is that David really understands the game of Big Brother, and Da’vonne knows how much America loves her. Thanks for hanging in there with us on this season folks, we’ll see you all next time! ❤️ ✌️
October 29, 2020
War on Christmas
Everything unfolds as it was foretold millennia ago. Erik gives America’s youth some valuable life advice, everybody swears their undying allegiance to Cody, and Enzo secures third place. Good effort, Enzo! DA’VONNE FOR AFP!!! Oh yes, and this episode is sponsored by the very generous Digiorno. Don’t forget your side salad, folks!
October 23, 2020
A house full of wise guys
Another boring week in the books! Everyone but us seems to have given up on this show, which makes sense. This episode is dedicated to our boy Clinton.
October 16, 2020
More betrayed than I’ve ever felt in my life
If you were stranded on a desert island would you rather have only Christmas for company or Angela’s vegan cookbook? We’d drown ourselves in the ocean. And that’s how this season of Big Brother is making us feel. In this episode, umm... everyone continues to do whatever Cody says. Julie wears a nice dress and thinks it’s cool that you love God. And the only bright shining star in the darkness is the nice people drinking margaritas in the jury house.
October 09, 2020
Big Brother US’s first ever triple eviction is sabotaged by production every step of the way! The exact 3 people you’d expect to go home go home. Several houseguests finally start to have some regrets about their decisions this season (but ah, so many regrets still to come). Erik comes up with a Machiavellian 4d chess airtight strategy to win Big Brother, even though no one wants to take him to final two. Remember: the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.
October 02, 2020
Cold, stress-inducing, and annoying
The committee steamrolls on, Julie Chen’s robot brain is on the fritz, Michael gets some blood on his hands, and Da’vonne classes it up as always. This world does not deserve Da’vonne, let’s be honest. This episode is sponsored by Hulu, where any show you watch is almost certainly better than Big Brother.
September 25, 2020
The ultimate pawn
Ian and Tyler are on the block. The Committee wants Tyler to stay. Nicole wants Ian to stay. HMMM, I wonder what will happen?! Also in this episode: David makes some moves and gets some laughs, almost every houseguest this season is a very bad person, we brainstorm all the things you could do with your time instead of watching this television show, and Erik does his best to get arrested for thought crimes. Where is the album, sis?
September 18, 2020
Long live black girl magic
Maya and Erik are joined by their friend Sam, who’s never seen Big Brother before and frankly doesn’t understand why anyone bothers. (Fair question.) Bay and Day put Christmas in her place, Bayleigh gets a brand new Tesla, Memphis spends some time on his side gig at Buffalo Wild Wings, David’s Vegas odds are increasing by the minute, and Julie Chen looks amazing. This episode is brought to you by Chantrix and Bidet Today, both of which may increase your odds of fatal bleeding.
September 11, 2020
Another week, another night of ups and downs and near heart attacks. Is tonight’s evictee going back in the house?! Could someone likeable actually win HOH? What kind of new gymnastics will Julie perform trying to convince everyone there’s a shakeup coming any minute now? "Unexpected" answers to all these mysteries, plus our declaration of commitment to David and only David, on this brand new episode of BoTH. TV Guide article about everything wrong with New School BB: https://www.tvguide.com/news/big-brother-all-stars-big-disappointment/ David's excellent Twitter: https://twitter.com/davjalex
September 04, 2020
The Queen of Big Brother
A couple hinky votes briefly give Erik and Maya some hope that 2020 is going to turn out alright after all. Julie reveals her favorite houseguest, David decides to switch things up and blow it big time, and Nicole updates the guest list for her wedding. What a night!
August 28, 2020
Kitty gonna scratch
On tonight’s episode: Nicole A threatens to blow some shit up, but instead learns a valuable lesson about friendship. Julie wears a pair of slacks. Erik remembers some people’s names! And don’t worry, everyone, the bros finally get their moment. FINALLY.
August 21, 2020
The golden rule
Don’t worry everyone, this season’s alliance of bros who are gonna dominate every episode is off to a great start! Plus: Michael and Brooke are back (thank god), a mysterious new caller shares some betting odds, and Julie Chen warns us all about... something.
August 14, 2020
Big Brother All Stars 2: Coronavirus Edition
Wow, despite the global pandemic, our favorite show is actually, truly back! And so are some of our favorite players (plus some we’ve never heard of). Julie starts the season off with a hot new asymmetrical look, Christmas narrowly avoids breaking her ankle a second time, David might be a ghost, and Erik tells some jokes. This episode is brought to you by our corporate sponsor, Mr Mustard.
August 06, 2020
A huge surprise!!!
Wow, expect the unexpected, right?? Nobody saw this finale coming. Also, Nicole is the only player we recognize from this entire cursed season. Also, we love our listeners and can't wait to see you all again for the torturous ride that will be BB22.
September 27, 2019
Cliff Hogg outsmarts everyone in the universe. Kat and Nick are a thing now, whyyyyyy? Jury updates, expect the expected, yadda yadda yadda... oh and Erik has two new podcasts. Love you more than Julie Chen loves blindsides, xoxo
September 20, 2019
The house meeting from hell
WOOF. An emotional house meeting leads to a baffling eviction. Julie Chen-Moonves is incredible. Cliff and Nicole face down their demons, Michie gaslights everyone in sight, and Erik discovers a new hashtag. Wow. What a night.
September 13, 2019
Double eviction, babyyyy!
Wow, expect the unexpected, am I right??? A puzzle proves our savior on the latest episode of the contemporary CBS hit reality TV show, Big Brother.
September 08, 2019
Send in the clowns
Pies are smashed in faces! Clowns are hiding in mirrors! Zingbot returns to call Holly an old buzzard! (Mean; we don't support that.) Also, Erik puts up some zings, America votes for a prankster, and everything is gonna. be. fine.
August 30, 2019
Nick vs Christie (spoiler alert: nobody wins)
Maya becomes a Jackson superfan. Erik becomes a Christie head. Someone manifested this show out of the garbage dump. Jess is lost in the pantry. WHAT IS HAPPENING??????? 🙃
August 23, 2019
PIGEON PATROL!!! Sorry we're a couple days late but we have a good reason. In this very special episode, Maya and Erik record from opposite sides of the globe, and Maya's sister attempts to decode Big Brother after seeing it for the first time ever. In other news, Kat and Cliff are forced to work against each other as they each try to stay in the house, a very shocking new six person alliance forms (maybe?), and Cliff's leg is bothering him.
August 17, 2019
Jessica kicks off season 21 of Big Brother
In this episode, we drink too much wine while watching Big Brother. In other news, SOMEBODY IS FINALLY PLAYING THE GAME!!!! Aoooo, oh yeah. Also, Michie continues choosing rage over game play, and we have some fresh new canon from the corn maze. Big Brother, in short, is the greatest show in the history of television. We're back, baby!
August 09, 2019
There was apparently some big ol' drama in the house this week, but we didn't see it because it happened 5 minutes before eviction! In other news, no big game moves were made, we're staying positive, Michie got mad again, and Erik got a sunburn. Ahwooooo, ohhh yeah.
August 02, 2019
Love and corn mazes
In this episode of the world's only Big Brother podcast, the person who you think will go home goes home. In more interesting news, Erik has decided to devote his life to creating virtual reality worlds, and Michael is becoming a demon child trapped in a corn maze. These aren't plot points from a bad reality TV show, this is real life. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. 你是完美的
July 26, 2019
Christie loses her mind. Bella manifests her own doom. Nicole remains a hero, and Camp Comeback crawls towards its inexorable, disappointing, traumatic end. Oh, and Erik is definitely on some FBI watchlist after this episode. Please join us in hope and in anger, in this celebration of the worst show on television.
July 20, 2019
Jack continues his unstoppable march toward victory. Cliff and Bella cannot keep their g.d. mouths shut. Erik tries out a new silly voice, and someone, finally, finally, attempts to sow a little chaos in the house. (Unfortunately, that someone is immediately voted out.) In short, this show is bad and the world is bad. Save us.
July 12, 2019
Camp Comeback is born!
Erik and Julie make Beavis and Butthead references (to the chagrin of everyone who can hear them). Something happens that has never happened before (it's Camp Comeback). Certain houseguests appear to be acting racist, and we are not here for it. Showmances abound, and Kathryn tries to figure out if these bitches are conspiring against her. IT'S SUMMER, BABY!
July 04, 2019
WE'RE BACK! JULIE'S BACK! EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK!
Eight new houseguests enter the BB summer camp. The usual problematic social patterns arise, causing some moral concern for Erik and Maya. Erik attempts a southern accent, and Maya chooses a new mortal enemy (ahem... Jackson). We're so happy to be back for the summer - we missed you!!
June 27, 2019
CBB2 season finale: a total cop out
Oh yeah no the cop out isn't the show, it's us. Apparently ⬛⬛⬛ won, and that is fine. In this episode we discuss Erik's anger problems, the mechanics of a tiny helicopter, and the best kind of ship (obviously, it is friendship). You're all a Moonves to us. See you in the summer. 💕
February 16, 2019
This podcast is now a Tom Green fan club. If you don't like it you can fly away and make me a sandwich. Other than that, uh, Dina Lohan gets catfished, Lolo rage cries a lot, and people get lots of blood on their hands. Oh and we love you.
February 12, 2019
The wrath of Lolo
Lolo loses her mind and bails on yet another alliance, Tom Green draws a bigger target on his back, and we explore the surprising net worths (or lack thereof) of each houseguest. Oh and Dina Lohan continues to haunt the house, and Erik has a cold. All this thrilling drama, and more, on Julie Chen Moonves' award winning family classic, BIIIIG Brother.
February 03, 2019
Celebrity Big Brother 2: Moochtastic!
We're back, baby! This episode's got everything you could possibly want: Tom Green impressions, stupid ath-a-letes, an already crumbling alliance, and a shockingly heartwarming gesture from Kato Kaelin. Also, The Mooch delivers a twist that nobody saw coming - and no, it's not just another joke about his 4 days in the white house. Tune in, and then send us a voice message with your thoughts about the current houseguests' strategies. Daddy would you like some sausage?
January 26, 2019
BB20 finale: great expectations
Everything you thought would happen, happens. Some people are happy. Some are sad. We'll be back for Celebrity Big Brother this winter, but if you want to stay in touch til then you can find us at @mayafish and @erikprice on Twitter. LOVE YOU! Signing off from the Big Brother house, we are Julie Chen-Moonves.
September 27, 2018
Erik and Maya have another new fan. Julie continues using her maiden name. Two (2!) miracles happen. Everything is coming up Milhouse.
September 21, 2018
Hayleigh bids adieu. Julie uses her full name. Brett exits, not very gracefully. Maya has the hiccups. Erik quits again. A blindside happens, but is it too late for anyone to feel like anything happens on this show? Who knows. We miss Zingbot. Ziiiing!
September 14, 2018
Derrick weighs in
Derrick (BB16 winner) shares some theories. Scottie shares some jury insights. Level 6 shares every single veto and hoh win with each other. Erik is cut off. Oh, and Big Brother almost becomes great again. Almost.
September 07, 2018
A second fan of the podcast appears. Fessy gets his comeuppance. Erik attempts some zings. Big Brother continues marching towards its inevitable conclusion. Tyler and Angela don't smooch for some reason. And so much more!
September 01, 2018
Zingbot finally appears
Zingbot is, as usual, the smartest and most interesting guest of the season. The person you think is gonna go home goes home. Erik inches closer to a complete mental breakdown and Maya tries to get him to stop blinking. Hey, got thoughts about Big Brother? Be more like Michael. Download Anchor and send in a voice message so we can put you on the next episode!
August 24, 2018
Oh OK this show is bad now
Rockstar ruins the Otev veto comp not once, but twice. Angela still is spoiled and has dead eyes. Erik and Maya contemplate life in a post-young-hot-people world. Big Brother ceases to have meaning. Nothing means anything. Erik split his pants open today. Goodbye, cruel world.
August 17, 2018
Actual blood on everybody's hands
Bayleigh is here to chew bubblegum and kick some ass and she's ALL OUT OF GUM (so she's chewing on her own mouth). Maya and Erik finally have a fan. Tyler still sucks and Hayleigh is great at twerking. This week... on BIIIIG BRRROOOTHER
August 11, 2018
A game of telephone
Tyler continues to run the house. Bayleigh continues to be the only relatable human. Rachel loses her shit. And the BB curse is broken!!!
August 03, 2018
Houseguests argue about feminism, Kaitlyn gets to go noodling and use a power app, and Erik watches some questionable YouTube videos.
July 27, 2018
Breaking up the bros
JC forms a power showmance (and continues being problematic). Kaitlyn loses her shit. A bro goes home. We forgot to mention this but Rockstar also got stuck on a wall.
July 21, 2018
Expect the expected 🙄
Big Brother continues to reward the boring hot people, Steve Globs makes an appearance, and SOMEONE brutally betrays someone else. We are generally offended.
July 13, 2018
First elimination: IT BETTER NOT BE STEVE
Tensions rise and showmances flourish, on this episode of Biiiig Broootherrrr. Kaitlyn please don't @ us
July 07, 2018
Premiere: Swaggy C dominates and Sam turns into a robot
We have friends over and force them to watch BB for the first time ever. Drama ensues
June 28, 2018