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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

By Xandy and Christine Schiefer

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.
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107: Reviews of Driving Schools

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too WetDec 16, 2020

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107: Reviews of Driving Schools
Dec 16, 202045:33
106: MLMs in Utah
Dec 09, 202055:18
Between You And Us: Episode 19
Dec 07, 202040:26
105: Reviews of Target
Dec 02, 202059:24
104: Black Friday Reviews
Nov 25, 202051:11
103: Tourist Attractions in South Dakota
Nov 18, 202052:40
102: Reviews of Private Investigators
Nov 11, 202001:00:13
101: Autumnal Reviews
Nov 04, 202001:07:33
100: THE WORST OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET
Oct 28, 202002:26:20
99: Halloween Reviews
Oct 21, 202059:23
98: Cemeteries in Louisiana

98: Cemeteries in Louisiana

Hey ghostie, bring that thicc smoky body this way ;)

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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Oct 14, 202047:09
97: Apple Orchards in New Hampshire
Oct 07, 202047:32
96: Corn Mazes in Iowa
Sep 30, 202057:07
95: Daycares in Indiana
Sep 23, 202049:00
94: Airports in North Carolina
Sep 16, 202048:24
93: Malls in New Jersey
Sep 09, 202056:46
92: Parking Violations Bureaus in Los Angeles, CA
Sep 02, 202049:45
91: Beaches in Rhode Island
Aug 26, 202057:14
90: Small Towns in Ohio
Aug 19, 202056:57
Between You And Us: Episode 18
Aug 17, 202022:22
89: Lighthouses in Maine
Aug 12, 202054:04
88: Adult Video Stores in Missouri
Aug 05, 202049:48
87: Cowboy Boots in Texas

87: Cowboy Boots in Texas

If you're wondering what Jimmy Fingers is up to, he's using those fingers of his to go to https://www.raicestexas.org/ways-to-give/bond-fund/ to donate to the RAICES Texas Bond Fund! They are a nonprofit agency that promotes justice by providing free and low-cost legal services to underserved immigrant children, families, and refugees. 


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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

Follow Alex on Twitch for Jackbox Games and more! https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Jul 29, 202054:56
86: Climbing Gyms in Colorado Springs, Colorado
Jul 22, 202046:21
Between You And Us: Episode 17
Jul 20, 202032:30
85: Garbage Plates in Rochester, NY
Jul 15, 202047:28
84: Historical Sites in Italy
Jul 08, 202055:04
83: Zoos in Norway
Jul 01, 202001:01:03
82: Scuba Diving in Guam
Jun 24, 202001:01:22
81: Adventure Parks in Puerto Rico
Jun 17, 202059:46
80: KFC in Japan
Jun 10, 202044:47
Podcast Blackout
Jun 03, 202001:53
79: Reviews of Water Parks
May 27, 202052:31
Schiefer Madness: Few Things Considered
May 22, 202029:57
78: Craft Stores in Raleigh, NC
May 20, 202042:32
Schiefer Madness: Karma Will Prevail

Schiefer Madness: Karma Will Prevail

From bidets to porn sites, we talk about pretty much everything this episode. Thankfully it's a bonus episode, so we can do what we want! And so can you, but we'd encourage you to donate to the One Fair Wage Emergency Fund by going to OFWEmergencyFund.org. With your leftover money, feel free to buy yourself a plague doctor mask.


Buy our brand new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!

Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

May 15, 202032:02
77: Lakes in Minnesota
May 13, 202055:55
Between You And Us: Episode 16
May 11, 202039:31
76: Bowling Alleys in Philadelphia, PA

76: Bowling Alleys in Philadelphia, PA

We've got new merch!! Head over to bit.ly/beachtoosandymerch for a "Lunatic Leftwing Liberal Loser" pin, a "Baron of Cream" shirt or a Beach Too Sandy decal! 

If you've ever eaten calamari at a bowling alley, this episode isn't for you. Because the lit fairy godmothers Malex and Mristine are judging you. But don't worry, Malex gets what's coming to him when he embarrasses himself by being unable to say "early bird menu" properly. So at least listen to that struggle.

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet

Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

May 06, 202058:22
Between You And Us: Episode 15
May 01, 202048:11
75: Buffalo Wings in Buffalo, NY
Apr 29, 202001:02:18
Schiefer Madness: Animal Crossing
Apr 25, 202034:10
74: Cigar Shops in Cuba
Apr 22, 202050:18
Schiefer Madness: it's about GI troubles that we all have
Apr 18, 202037:37
73: Monuments in Washington, D.C.
Apr 15, 202053:05
Schiefer Madness: Erotic Hand Sanitizer

Schiefer Madness: Erotic Hand Sanitizer

Is that title really not enough for you?

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
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Music by PSOVOD, robinhood76, and tyops.

Apr 10, 202027:16
72: Resorts in Mexico

72: Resorts in Mexico

Let me tell you something, bro... *thumbs down emoji* *poop emoji *coffin emoji* *nails emoji* *baby bottle emoji* *pill emoji* *wrench emoji* KARMA BACK AT YOU!

Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A!
Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Apr 08, 202001:01:08
Schiefer Madness: Tiger King
Apr 03, 202049:09
71: Universities in England
Apr 01, 202057:42
Schiefer Madness: Quarantine Cuties

Schiefer Madness: Quarantine Cuties

You should really listen to this episode, but keep in mind that it won't save your life. Only Lysol can do that apparently. We hope you enjoy this surprise bonus episode. Please stay safe out there! And a very big thank you to everyone who is still working and supporting their communities.

Things you can do during the COVID-19 epidemic:

Donate to help kids who depend on school lunches at http://www.nokidhungry.org

Avoid purchasing WIC items to save them for families who depend on WIC.

Support your local Chinese businesses!

Self-isolate! Vulnerable members of the community are depending on all of us to help stop the spread of the virus.

And finally, be kind to yourself. If you are struggling with your mental health, you can contact the confidential Crisis Text Line 24/7 by texting HOME to 741741

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Music by PSOVOD and tyops.

Mar 28, 202037:16