The Bearded Idiots Podcast

The Bearded Idiots Podcast

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We are 3 friends who, from time to time, get together and talk some smack, typically while having a few drinks. Our conversations ramble from subject to subject, and we all have a different point of view based on our life experiences. We figured our conversations were worth cluttering up the podcast scene just a bit more. So here we are, idiots, with beards, talking to the internet.
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WARNING: UNREHEARSED AND UNCENSORED
We are 3 friends who, from time to time, get together and talk some smack, typically while having a few drinks. Our conversations ramble from subject to subject, and we all have a different point of view based on our life experiences. We figured our conversations were worth cluttering up the podcast scene just a bit more. So here we are, idiots, with beards, talking to the internet.
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Episode the 80th - Kelly Got A Cat
Review: Buffalo Bayou Brewing Co. Maple Chili Jam & Anderson Valley Bourbon Barrel Stout Special Guest: Dr. Wade Dr. Wade is back y'all! Kelly tells the story on how he saved a poor puss from freezing, Kelly takes a phone call, Curtis shares a voicemail and an honest discussion about phone etiquette. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
55:03
December 8, 2019
Episode the 79th - Syphilitic Civil War
Review: Hakushu Japanese Whisky 12 Year Special Guest: Cody Smith Do you enjoy history? We are willing to bet this episode ain't nothing like your 12th grade history class. Put in those ear buds, have a seat and enjoy! Don't worry, there will be no pop quiz tomorrow. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:20:29
December 1, 2019
Episode the 78th - Blue Farts
Review: Craigellache 13yr. Single Malt Scotch Whisky Special Guest: Cody Smith After the review we show our guest, Cody, the recent viral gender reveal video from Paige Ginn and then proceed to discuss it and the interesting cast of the video. This leads to a lot of randomness from human fluffers, eggs benedict, toothbrushes, and Gen X vs. Millennials. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:01:46
November 24, 2019
Episode the 77th - PostyFest
Review: Amrut Fusion Indian Single Malt Whiskey Aaron and Curtis recently visited Posty Fest 2019 and share some of the stories from the concert. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:05:10
November 17, 2019
Episode the 76th - Parenting 101
Review: Benromach 10yr Single Malt Scotch After the review we discuss a local incident about dress codes in schools which leads us to the national story of a man fighting to keep his wife from forcing a gender transition on their 7yr old son. Kelly lightens the mood a bit and tells us about the time he went through MEPS as a Marine recruit. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:01:31
November 10, 2019
Episode the 75th - State by State Weird
Review: Glenfiddich Experimental Series #2 Project XX (20) Single Malt Scotch Whisky Special Guest: David Knight After the review, we discuss one of our giveaways that never became a giveaway, the bet Aaron lost to Kelly, how terrible Aaron is at paying attention, jelqing, and David Knights anniversary present. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:04:54
November 3, 2019
Episode the 74th - Man Periods
Reviews: McKinney Oktoberfest Marzen Style Ale & Wild Acre Brewing Co. Mondlift Oktoberfest Special Release Special Guest: David Knight For this episode we discuss more beer, particularly IPA's, we all take a shot, Red Wings, and watch a special commercial on YouTube. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:11:45
October 27, 2019
Episode the 73rd - Centaur
Review: Real Ale Brewing Co. Oktoberfest Bavarian Style Lager Special Guest: J-Mac Our special guest tells Kelly about a convention thats coming to town that he thinks might be right up Kelly's alley. We also discuss fighters like Mike Tyson, Francis Ngannou, and Floyd Mayweather. This of course, leads to how Gronkowski healed his own brain damage and what it might feel like to be sober-curious.  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:07:43
October 20, 2019
Episode the 72nd - Mushroom Tip
Review: Spaten Oktoberfest UR Märzen During this episode we answer a few questions from our Discord participants (check out our website if you want to join us on Discord). We also talk about barrel aging your beer, Curtis tells us about an app for finding Sugar Daddys, film theory and poo pourri. Check it out! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:07:46
October 13, 2019
Episode the 71st - WudUpDoe
Review: Saint Arnold Oktoberfest Special Guests: Mike & Otis from the WudUpDoe Podcast This time around we have the guys from the WudUpDoe Podcast back for some more lighthearted conversation. We covered topics such as dating now days, streaming TV shows, brewing beer and what is sold out front of one of Curtis' favorite stores in the north.  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:53:42
October 6, 2019
Episode the 70th - Random McFaul Appearance
Review: Battle of the Bottles & True Vine Brewing Galactic Minotaurt Gose This episode we take a couple sips from 2 blended bottles. 1 is Aarons Infinity Bottle and the other is a special recipe Kelly has carefully cultivated. After one of our patrons (and friend of the show) Justin McFaul shows up, the conversation drifts from subject to subject as we try the True Vine Brewing Co. offering he brought. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:08:12
September 29, 2019
Episode the 69th - Slangapalooza
Review: 903 Brewers Oak-Ages Maple Coffee Pecan Porter Reserve Batch 1 For this episode, you get a real life glimpse into the life of the Bearded Idiots when they aren't recording. *Spoiler Alert* Theres not much difference. Hunker down for a TBI reading of all the slang words for specific body parts. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:01:18
September 22, 2019
Episode the 68th - Stop Whining
Review: 903 Brewers Ogre (Batch 2) Imperial Oatmeal Stout After the review and some confusing imperial to metric to alcoholic conversion attempts, we discuss the (w)ussification of America. Buckle up! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:02:04
September 15, 2019
Episode the 67th - Over The Top
Review: Its a secret! You have to listen to find out! After the mystery whiskey review, Kelly shares a story about a recent trip to D/FW to participate in a World Armwrestling League event. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:10:11
September 8, 2019
The Delvin Cox Experience Special Presentation - Part 3
Review: BenRiach 10 year Curiositas Peated Single Malt Scotch Whisky This episode is the final episode (part three) of the mini-series our friend Delvin Cox is running on gun control in America. This time around, Delvin and all the guys from the WudUpDoe (Mike & Otis) get together with us to see if we can come to some middle ground on the topic of Gun Control in America. Enjoy! Pay attention to the beginning for information on how to get in on an upcoming Bearded Idiots giveaway! The Delvin Cox Experience WudUpDoe Podcast
1:45:26
September 1, 2019
The Delvin Cox Experience Special Presentation - Part 2
Review: Glenfiddich Experimental Series #1 Single Malt Scotch Whisky Finished in IPA Cask's This episode is the continuation (part two) of the mini-series our friend Delvin Cox is running on gun control in America. In this episode you hear our point of view and response to Part 1 with the guys from the WudUpDoe podcast. Part 3 will be coming out soon, so #stayready! The Delvin Cox Experience WudUpDoe Podcast
2:18:48
August 25, 2019
Episode the 66th - Jeffrey Epstein
Review: Black Fury, a sour ale offering from New Braunfels Brewing Company This episode we dive a bit into the weirdness that surrounds the Jeffrey Epstein craziness, and then per usual rabbit trail off into vampire movies, kids shows, and youtube. Enjoy fellow Idiots! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!  
54:37
August 18, 2019
The Delvin Cox Experience Special Presentation - Part 1
Hey fellow Idiots, this is a special presentation of part one of a mini-series that our friend Delvin Cox is running on gun control in America. We will be a part of the next two episodes of this series and wanted you to have some context as to where this all began.  The Delvin Cox Experience WudUpDoe Podcast
2:02:11
August 16, 2019
Episode the 65th - Hiding From Jesus
Review: Jim Beam Peach - Peach Liqueur Infused w/Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey This episode the guys talk about things like getting arrested for "being awesome", wetsuits and being hogtied, scratching an itch, yearning loins, and what it would take for Redbeard to no longer be a skeptic. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:08:38
August 11, 2019
Episode the 64th - Jumping Off A Cliff
Review: Johnny Drum Private Stock Kentucky Straight Bourbon Hey fellow idiots! This episode we talk about topics ranging from Deliverance (the movie) to the one thing we fantasize about (outside of sex and the lottery), hemp, and a recent trip to Broken Bow. Side note: Dr. Wade also promises to build TBI a proper recording studio once he gets rich (we cant wait!)! Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:02:30
August 4, 2019
Episode the 63rd - Stay Away From Crazy
For this episode we switch gears and try our first cognac by sampling Camus VSOP Elegance Cognac. Once we finish trying to figure out the world of cognac's, Aaron tells us about his recent trip to Surfside Beach. Then Curtis tells us about a machete wielding sex predator from Montana. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:02:35
July 28, 2019
Episode the 62nd - Its A Trap!
This episode starts out with a review of Peerless Kentucky Straight Rye Whiskey. Aaron tells about what he saw one day while working to better his physical form at the gym, which leads to conversations about a US Territory, a few movies, and of course porn stars! We hope you enjoy! In fact, if you do, let us know by hitting us up on social media or through the website! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:04:58
July 21, 2019
Episode the 61st - Personal Hygiene
For episode 61, we start with a review of Flyway Brewing Company Bluewing Berry Wheat Ale. Aaron tells us a story about a recent trip through Oklahoma and Arkansas and also shares a bit of helpful information about personal hygiene. Then we rabbit hole off onto everything from beer, to weed, and the 5 Civilized Tribes of Oklahoma. Enjoy!! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
55:38
July 14, 2019
Episode the 60th - Capsaicin Don't Play
In this episode we bring back one of our favorite special guests, Brian Jones, and we review two whiskeys. We start with Buck 8 year old Kentucky Straight Bourbon and also revisit a previously reviewed, Patreon only exclusive, Oak & Eden Toasted Oak Handcrafted Whiskey. From there, Aaron and Curtis skim the surface of the History Channel show The Curse of Oak Island, which Kelly quickly becomes bored with the conversation. Aaron and Kelly tell stories of encounters with capsaicin and discussions about Taco Bell. We hope you enjoy the show! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:09:20
July 7, 2019
Episode the 59th - Happy Birthday America 2019
To start the episode we review another offering from 903 Brewers, Manticore Barrel Aged Imperial Stout Coffee. No Bearded Idiots Happy Birthday America episode would be complete without discussion about proper fireworks, nuclear bombs and power, John Adams, good ol' Ben Franklin, electricity and the Hemp industry. We hope you enjoy our small tribute to America!  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
49:53
June 30, 2019
Episode the 58th - A Question & A Tour
This episode opens with a review of Crown Royal Bourbon Mash Blended Canadian Whiskey. We then discuss how Crown Royal got itself in trouble by using the term "Bourbon" and had to rebrand this whiskey. We jump to answering a listener question (Marc Zarah - Thanks!) on the topic of transgender transformations. Kelly then tells us about his recent distillery trip to Ironroot Republic Distillery in Denison, TX. We hope you enjoy (and participate!!). Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
56:23
June 23, 2019
Episode the 57th - Fathers Day 2019
This episode starts out with a review of Heritage Distilling Companies Brown Sugar Bourbon 103. For this Fathers Day episode, before hearing some stories from us about our fathers,  we discus breastmilk and some weird fetishes involving grown human consumption. Of course, we also had to mention the time our very own Beezy drank directly from the special pink flask. We hope you enjoy this episode, and of course, Happy Fathers Day to all the papa's out there! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:01:26
June 16, 2019
Episode the 56th - May 18th 2002
We open with a review of 903 Brewers Dracarys Batch 1 Oak Aged Imperial Chile Stout. After the review, and in true Bearded Idiots fashion this episode is squirrel heavy and includes references to things like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, brewing beer, the movie Training Day, ancho chiles, Clown Shoe, all while Kelly is attempting to tell us a pretty good story! Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
54:23
June 9, 2019
Episode the 55th - Marc Zahra
We start the episode by reviewing Very Old Barton Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. We open the show by introducing our special guest and very 1st ever (the OG) patron, Marc Zahra, who is from all the way across the big pond in London. He stayed up late just to talk to us Idiots and share a little bit about his life. We discuss everything from Hells Kitchen (and Gordon Ramsey), to the dangerous streets of Surrey, England, to how to properly use a new favorite "english" term, to the awesomeness that is Firefly Art and everything in between. So, to you special kind of "plonkers" (idiots), lace up your "wellies" (boots) and enjoy this episode. Cherrio!! (no, not the cereal). Visit Marc Zahra's webpage and see his amazing art at: fireflyart.co.uk Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:36:50
June 2, 2019
Episode the 54th - Funky Jewbelation
We start the episode by reviewing our first beer, Shmaltz Brewing Co.'s Funky Jewbelation Barrel Aged Sour. Our conversation goes from the video of Jewish dancers set to trap music, some of the offerings from Shmaltz Brewing Company, a story about the worst thing someone ever masturbated to, to the state of Texas exercising the death penalty on one of the men found guilty in the dragging death of James Byrd Jr. Buckle up and Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
59:12
May 26, 2019
Episode the 53rd - Jonathon Allen
We open with a review of Smooth Ambler Contradiction Blended Straight Bourbon Whiskey and give our guest a crash course in tasting whiskey. The conversation kicks off with Jonathon Allen a local singer/song writer that we heard playing at one of the bars we frequent, and knew right away that we needed to have him on the show. Jonathon gives us some back story on how he got into playing music and what it means to him to be a musician. He also plays a few of his songs live for us in the studio! Enjoy fellow Idiots! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:30:20
May 19, 2019
Episode the 52nd - DWI
For this episode we start with a review of Cutty Sark Prohibition Edition Blended Scotch Whisky. After a squirrel (no, a literal squirrel), we discuss some of our merch that is available through our website (including those awesome leggings!). We then recount 3 DWI stories that involve commentary, on more than one occasion,  about female anatomy. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:35:50
May 12, 2019
Episode the 51st - Purple Squirt
We start with a review of Glenfiddich Experimental Series #04 Fire & Cane Single Malt Scotch Whiskey. In this weeks episode, we talk about the sperm donation machine, what a fruit cake is, and an interesting new way to create art. One of our newest Patrons, Jamie, gave us the idea to listen to our episodes at 1/2 speed, and believe us when we tell you the laughs alone are well worth going back to past episodes for a listen. Its a wrap after Kelly tells a few stories about wrecking his motorcycle.  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
54:38
May 5, 2019
Episode the 50th - Cabo San Lucas
This time we open with a review of Andalusia Whiskey Co. Revenant Oak Peated Single Malt Whiskey. After the review, Kelly, Curtis, Teri and Jenni tell some stories from the recent trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Staring in Houston at Top Golf, to the Pedragal Villa's, an interesting bar known as Lavaquita, a totally unsuccessful boat ride to catch Marlin, and an amazing day on the ATV's.  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:28:06
April 28, 2019
Episode the 49th - Hola Santiago
We open the show with a review of Don Julio Reserva Blanco. On this episode we had conversation with Santiago from the Local Trash Podcast. We discuss Snyder, TX, Local Trash Podcast, Trumps wall, Kellys preference in women, and a quick story from the local bar. Check out Local Trash Podcast at: https://linktr.ee/NoPleaseDontPodNet Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:02:39
April 21, 2019
Episode the 48th - Episode 1 Review
We open with a review of Belle Meade Madeira Bourbon Handcrafted Single Batch. This episode marks our 1 year podcast anniversary! We would like to say a quick thank you to all our faithful listeners, especially those that stuck around after hearing Episode 1. In this episode Kelly tells us there are at least 101 new ways to strike a groin along with a small discussion about a man chugging Fireball Whiskey and how we survive the dreaded hangover. We then dive off into the review of the very first podcast episode. Again, thank you faithful fellow idiots! Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
58:01
April 14, 2019
Episode the 47th - Wayfaring Stranger
We open with a review of Blade and Bow Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. The conversation starts with crazy Hulk Hogan style haircuts. Discussion on drone usage and advice from Aaron for our Cabo trip. We also talk about a trip to the motherland (Amsterdam, London, Scotland, and Ireland) which leads us down the rabbit hole of what can and cant be packed in a carry on or checked luggage via the TSA's "What can I bring" website. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
58:12
April 7, 2019
Episode the 46th - Meat Eater
We open with a review of Andalusia Whiskey Co. - Stryker Single Malt Smoked Whiskey! The conversation starts as we discuss a little known fact about ducks. Aaron tells us how he trolled PETA and triggered a Instagram personality who is a PETA activist. Which then leads us to talk about some of our favorite cuisines. How there is a hierarchy in Japan for quality of "beef" and the best way to eat venison. Kelly introduces us to a Thug Pastor.  Curtis tells us about his brothers white trash text message. Aaron and Curtis inform the group of a bad weather drinking game, and we deep dive into the enigma that is Damon! Buckle up folks, this is a good one! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:06:30
March 31, 2019
Episode the 45th - Hotel Sex and Road Rash
We open with a review of Chivas Regal Extra Blended Scotch Whisky! The conversation gets going by Curty letting us know his infinity bottle is coming along nicely, then we discuss how awesome full service shoe stores are! Curty brings us a story from his travels about hotel sex which naturally leads us to growing up on dirt roads, and we wrap with stories of getting road rash. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:00:37
March 24, 2019
Episode the 44th - Pappy and Weirdness
We open with a review of Van Winkle Special Reserve 12 Year Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon The conversation opens with a rant on the secondary whiskey market! Then we flow into topics such as the death of the Mars rover, some flat Earth discussion, how you can't trust people with weird eyes, and other random weirdness from the playground that is the internet! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:11:52
March 17, 2019
Special Episode the 1st - Tattered Beans
Fellow Idiots! We are quite proud to bring you a very special episode of the podcast today!  As always we opened with a quick review of Basil Hayden's Dark Rye Whiskey We have teamed up with the good people over at Tattered Beans! We got to sit down with Jason Jean who started this awesome project and discuss exactly what they have going on, and how they are helping to support Veterans. We had a great time talking with Jason and are really looking forward to helping them get the word out on this project! Check out their website at tatteredbeans.com where you will find even more information! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:12:06
March 15, 2019
Episode the 43rd - Paycheck and Red
We open with a review of W.L. Weller 12 Year Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey We are joined by our boys Paycheck and Red and the conversation kicks off with how guys send funny disgusting things to each other via the internet, Old school ways from our childhoods, growing up in the country, the wilds of the internet, why is Florida so weird, how drugs are a hell of a drug, there's country folks everywhere and trucking stories. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com  Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store  Go check out our friends podcasts: Paycheck and Red Podcast -> Paycheck and Red Website Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:18:53
March 10, 2019
Episode the 42nd - Welcome Brian and Red
We open with a review of Colonel E.H. Taylor Barrel Proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon. The conversation begins with how kids are expensive, winters in the North vs. the South, Austin, TX is cool, but also weird. Our first special guest Brian, from The Herfcast, tells us a little about his podcast. We also touch on the project that Delvin Cox from The Delvin Cox Experience podcast has going on right now and why we podcast. Brian gives us suggestions on cigars as that is his thing. Then our surprise second special guest, Red from Paycheck and Red Podcast, joins us and discusses beards, tattoos, making friends as adults and nerd out on podcast stuff.  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Go check out our friends podcasts: Brian's podcast -> The Herfcast Check out Flatbed Cigar Company, one of Brian's sponsors and use his promo code HC25 to get 25% off your first order. Paycheck and Red Podcast -> Paycheck and Red Website Delvin Cox podcast -> The Delvin Cox Experience Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:50:42
March 3, 2019
Episode the 41st - Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
We open with a review of Rock Hill Farms Single Barrel Bourbon. This episode is whiskey on whiskey on whiskey! The conversation opens with Kelly taking a random drunken phone call from his family. We discuss out patron Justin McFaul's question on whiskey suggestions, which leads us to talk about how to open up your whiskeyverse. Kelly also gives a quick rundown from the recent Texas Bourbon Shootout. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots WE HAVE MERCH! -> beardedidiots.com/store Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:23:25
February 24, 2019
Episode the 40th - Hunting Ethics
We open with a review of Hancocks Presidents Reserve Bourbon Whiskey. The conversation starts with Brian atoning for his sins the last time he was with us. Kelly tells us a stripper story. Then we talk podcast growth, hunting ethics and fireworks fails. So, basically, a normal Friday night. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:03:19
February 17, 2019
Episode the 39th - Catching Up
We open with a review of Blanton's Single Barrel Bourbon Whiskey! The Conversation kicks off with Curtis finally capturing the elusive Durant, OK voicemail. Aaron bring to our attention the Baron Trump conspiracy theory, which leads us to time travel and Elon Musk somehow. We close on an update to the story we talked about in Ep. 36 of a woman abused while in a coma. Enjoy! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
58:00
February 10, 2019
Episode the 38th - Dr. Wade Returns
We open with a review of Colonel E. H. Taylor Straight Rye Whiskey. We welcome back Dr. Chris Wade and the conversation rambles from specific glasses to drink alcohol from, floating the Guadalupe river, Stonehenge, lasers and Dr. Wades perspective from his bachelor party. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:17:56
February 3, 2019
Episode the 37th - Bizarre Back Pain Remedy
We open with a review of Stagg Jr. Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. The conversation kicks off with Kelly giving us some insight to the recent Bourbon Society Meeting that he hosted. Then we discuss a bizarre home remedy to cure back pain, followed by just randomness including hotel etiquette, The UFC, and Aarons upcoming trip.  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:07:41
January 27, 2019
Episode the 36th - Whiskey and Abuse
We open with a review of Col. E.H. Taylor Single Barrel Bottled in Bond. The conversation kicks off with Kelly telling us all the juicy details of his distillery tours he recently took. Then Aaron makes a hard left turn and we discuss the unfortunate event of a woman in a coma getting pregnant. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you! 
1:05:36
January 20, 2019
Episode the 35th - Don't Do Drugs
In this episode we open with a review of Elmer T. Lee Single Barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. We took some listener requests and the conversation landed on stories of our first/worst use of elicit drugs.  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:28:59
January 13, 2019
Episode the 34th - Preppers
This time we open with a review of Colonel E.H. Taylor Small Batch Bottled In Bond.  Conversation throughout the podcast is about breaking down Aaron and Brians apocalyptic preparations. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:27:22
January 6, 2019
Episode the 33rd - Serial Killer Nextdoor
This time we review W. L Weller Antique 107 Bourbon Whiskey. Conversation starts off with a New Jersey man who loses his mind on his family. Followed by Jenni telling us about a serial killer who lived next door.  Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:16:35
December 30, 2018
Episode the 32nd - The Strip Club
We start off with a review of Eagle Rare 10 Year Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. The conversation begins with us talking about our plans for the 1 year anniversary episode, Kelly brings to our attention a transgenders perspective video, Teri and Jenni tell us the strip club story, Aaron has another transgender story, Jenni's daughter finds her "toy" and we wrap up discussing the sexual habits of men vs women. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:16:20
December 23, 2018
Episode the 31st - Ol' Wetbrain
We continue our Buffalo Trace series with a review of Sazerac Rye Straight Rye Whiskey. The conversation starts of with a email from one of our listeners where Beezy gets a new nickname. Kelly has a conflict in a parking lot, and a new conspiracy theory. We discuss the Boston Dynamics robot dog, Netflix series Black Mirror, a cloud making machine, and how a steak should be prepared. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out, send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:04:49
December 16, 2018
Episode the 30th - Beezy Almost Dies
This time we review Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. The conversation starts off with Beezy telling us the story of his near death experience, which naturally leads up to talk about John Chau's missionary trip! Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
58:12
December 9, 2018
Episode the 29th - Treasure Hunting
We open with a review of Weller Special Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. The conversation starts off with Aaron educating us on his new business venture: Treasure Hunting. Kelly triggers a friend, and we learn what the longest running T.V. show is. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:11:08
December 2, 2018
Episode the 28th - A Sounder of Swine
We open with a review of Ancient Ancient Age 10 Star Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. The conversation starts off with a story about a 69yr old man who wants to be legally 49. We move on to transgender people on combat sports, a man who injects silicon into his scrotum, Brian takes a call from America, Beezy learns about D.A.C.A., and we close with the etymology of a group of pigs. Check out the show notes at: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:04:09
November 25, 2018
Episode the 27th - Spackled Buttcrack
This time we review Old Charter #8 Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Kelly starts us off with a story about our buddy Dr. Wades bachelor party. Aaron brings his own bachelor party story to the table, and a story about how he ran into an ex working at the strip club. We discuss the old days of indestructible flip phones, and Curtis pays the price of breaking "the rule". Check out the show notes at our website: beardedidiots.com Support us on Patreon!: patreon.com/beardedidiots Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:09:10
November 18, 2018
Episode the 26th - Kelly's Tinder Escapade
This time we review Ancient Age Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. The conversation starts off with Beezy telling us about his weekend in Dallas and some crazy high whiskey prices, we discuss our IG restriction, Kelly tells his story of getting catfished on Snapchat, and we wrap up on how to pick up women in 2018. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:10:41
November 11, 2018
Episode the 25th - The Comment Section Gets Weird
This episode we review McAfee's Benchmark Old No. 8 Bourbon. The conversation starts off with us discussing the comment section of Kelly and Curtis' review of Conor McGregor's Proper 12 Whiskey and the gold mine that it is. We discuss the parental fears of our children not having filters. Then more comment section craziness. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:10:07
November 4, 2018
Episode the 24th - All Hallow's Eve
This time we review Conor McGregors' Proper Twelve Irish Whiskey. The spooky stories kick of with Beezy's ghost and a creepy land lord, Curtis tell us about a demon exorcising, Dr. Wade explains his sleep paralysis, Kelly loses control of his body with fever, Beezy visited The Old Jefferson Hotel and Kelly's lights go out story. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:05:47
October 28, 2018
Episode the 23rd - Saharan Dust Storm
This time we review Old Forester Prohibition Style Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whisky. We introduce all the non-patreons to our friend Brian! The conversation starts off with a theory Curtis has about a Hawaiian prepper, Aaron and Brian enlighten us on Naked Norman, Brian wonders how the Saharan dust made it all the way to East Texas, Kelly has a new conspiracy theory, and we wrap up on a discussion about why we hunt. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:27:36
October 21, 2018
Episode the 22nd - Sharp Dressed Man
This week we review Balcones Baby Blue Corn Whisky. The conversation starts off with some reminiscing on the WCW/WWE glory days, followed up with some discussion of dressing sharp, and wrap up with a story of how Aaron and Curtis drunkenly return to Aaron's childhood home. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:21:17
October 14, 2018
Episode the 21st - How Not to Walk a Dog
This time we review Stranahan's Sherry Cask Single Malt Whiskey. The conversation starts off with a story from Aaron on how how a truck driver ruined his roof. Then we discuss a news story about the shenanigans pulled by a dog walker. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:12:25
October 7, 2018
Episode the 20th - World Beard Day 2018
This time we review the whisky Highland Park 15yr. The conversation starts with a couple of stories from Aaron about the trials of parenting kids with diarrhea. Kelly brings another top ten, this time in honor of world beard day, and we wrap things up with a conversation about TV shows. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:19:49
September 30, 2018
Episode the 19th - Mandela Effect
This time we give you two whiskey reviews! Highland Park 18yr and Highland Park 12yr Viking Honour. The conversation gets going with a story from Aaron about a young lady who thinks her genetics puts her above the law, then we review a unique cover of the Bee Gee's Staying Alive, and round out with a look at the Mandela effect. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:21:41
September 23, 2018
Episode the 18th - Beard Gains
We start with a review of Ardbeg Uigeadail Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky. The conversation starts off with a comparison of Kellys beard from Ep. 1 to today, and how Aaron sucks at the Keto diet. Is Alex Jones really Bill Hicks? Kelly might secretly be Goro from Mortal Kombat. Psychedelic drugs enter the conversation. Aaron almost dies vaping, and Kelly tells a story of a drunk guy fapping at a party.
1:13:51
September 16, 2018
Episode the 17th - Before the Throne
This time we start off with a review of Aberfeldy Highland Single Malt Scotch 12yr old. The conversation kicks off with a story about a Satanic monument at the Arkansas state capitol, which leads to us discussing the seven tenets of the Satanic Church. We then introduce you to our guests band of yesteryear, Before the Throne. We wrap things up with a discussion on how much money it would take to fellate another man. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:23:28
September 9, 2018
Episode the 16th - Posthumous Wishes
This time we review Wild Turkey Longbranch. The conversation starts off with a story about a man who tries to steal an airplane, followed by an unfortunate password reset request, and then things get a little deeper as we discuss our post life desires and how they have affected us personally with other loved ones. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:31:47
September 2, 2018
Episode the 15th - Dadgum
This episode we review Bulleit Bourbon Barrel Strength. The conversation turns to the etymology of "dadgum". Aaron makes a promise to no longer use the "F" word. How people get their last names. Aaron suggest a new dating website for Kelly. Has Dr. Wade ever taken a selfie? What social media platform should Dr. Wade join? Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:10:11
August 26, 2018
Episode the 14th - Happy Moon Walking Day
This episode starts off with a review of Ole Smokey Salty Caramel Whiskey. Then we talk about how this episode was recorded on the anniversary of the original moon landing, which leads us to discuss the moon's orbit lock and proving gravity. Then its on to Kelly's hollywood transgender theory, Baphomet, simulation theory and deja vu. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:10:39
August 19, 2018
Episode the 13th - Drunken Shenanigans
This time we review Wild Turkey Kentucky Straight Bourbon, Masters Keep 17 Year. The discussion starts with the idea of a whiskey sommelier school, followed by a few stories from Kelly and Aaron about their trips to Mexico and the drunken shenanigans that ensued. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
55:46
August 12, 2018
Episode the 12th - Yoo-Hoo
This time we review Kilchoman Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky (Sherry Cask Release). The conversation starts with how awesome the movie Tombstone is, how gay the movie Top Gun is, the recently discovered islands off of Madagascar, exponential technology growth, yoo-hoo lies about being chocolate milk, Instagram bots, audio books vs. real books, and Star Wars. Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:21:05
August 5, 2018
Episode the 11th - Hairlines & Manscaping
This time we open with a whiskey review of Knob Creek Single Barrel Select Rye, discuss Aarons crazy old lady story, our thoughts on agreeing to disagree, our receding hair lines, our "manscaping" habits, Kellys crazy 2yr old prostitution story and scary movies from our childhood that effected us the most. Intro and outro music provided by the awesome guys over at ampletunes.com go show them some love, and tell them we sent you.
1:06:33
July 29, 2018
Episode the 10th - Metal Detecting
This episode we kick off with a review of Laphroaig 10yr cask strength scotch whisky, discuss the annoyance that is Randy, discover Aaron and Dr. Wade's mutual love for metal detecting, and Curtis shares his encounter with a knife wielding hitchhiker.
1:40:36
July 22, 2018
Episode the 9th - Buffalo
In this episode we review Russell's Reserve - Single Barrel. Then talk about Kellys new tattoo and some not so new ones, how and where wind comes from, more flat earth, Antartica exploration, Curtis' Willie Nelson encounter and can the word Buffalo make a sentence? Intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:15:41
July 15, 2018
Episode the 8th - The Family Name
In this episode the guys review Wild Turkey - Forgiven, talk about bad tattoos, Aarons favorite porn star, hardworking immigrants, Aarons drunken concert story and the importance of ones name carrying on. The new intro/outro music is provided by ampletunes.com go check them out and send them some love and tell them we sent you!
1:10:42
July 8, 2018
Episode the 7th - King of America
In this episode we return to our whiskey reviews at the top of the episode. This time we take a look at Wild Turkey: Kentucky Spirit. We also have our second guest, Chris, AKA Dr. Wade, Buddy Christ. We rescue a dog. Kelly gives an update on his career path and more importantly his dating life. We then discuss what we would do if we were King of America for a day.
1:19:38
July 1, 2018
Episode the 6th - Conspiracy Theory
This time The Bearded Idiots talk conspiracy theory. If there were ever any doubts about why we named the podcast "The Bearded Idiots", those will all be put away on this episode. Enjoy.
1:05:57
June 17, 2018
Episode the 5th - Serial Killers
This time around we talk Serial Killers. Well, Aaron and Curtis do, and Kelly simply brings a list of the 25 most bizarre murder weapons. Aaron brings serial killer, Dennis Nilsen who is a super creepy dude. Curtis brings Elizabeth Bathory, who might be the most prolific female serial killer ever.
1:57:15
June 3, 2018
Episode the 4th - Nutrition & Fitness w/Nick Harmon
This time around we talk nutrition and fitness with Nick Harmon. Nick is a licensed trainer and nutrition coach. He is a master trainer working in the California bay area for Life Time Athletic. Our own Kelly Sparks is a self taught fitness fanatic and he and Nick bring a lot of good information to the conversation while Arron and Curtis bring the Idiocy. If your in the bay area and are looking to get your sh*t together with your weight and nutrition hit Nick up, you wont be disappointed. We hope you enjoy.
34:18
May 20, 2018
Episode the 3rd - Random & Weird Things
This time around we took a cue from the ladies over at the Thats Weird Podcast and talked about just random weird things. The conversation rambled from a family full of incest and cannibals from the 14th century, to intrusive thought and the Salish Sea foot mystery, to panicked poo stories. Enjoy. Music from the intro/outro: "Neolith" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
1:32:05
May 14, 2018
Episode the 2nd - New Equipment
We had a much easier go of things this time, the conversation felt much more natural, and flowed better than episode 1. This time around we upped our recording game and invested in some better equipment, in hopes that the podcast will sound better, and be easier to listen to. We had a quick tasting of Booker Little Book, and once we had the whiskey in us, the conversation took off, thanks to some questions from a website we found. Covering everything from weight loss, to the strangest thing you ever got from a stranger, to how you take new ideas, mud fossils, and the worst whipping you ever had.
1:27:19
April 29, 2018
Episode the 1st - And So It Begins
This is the first episode of our podcast. We talk whiskey, and some other random things. Note: Dont judge us for the poor quality of this episode. It gets better, we promise!
30:07
April 14, 2018
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