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Beat It Movie Reviews

Beat It Movie Reviews

By Joe cabello

Beat It Movie Reviews! The movie review podcast that wants to love every movie but sometimes fails!

Joe Cabello (writer/robot in disguise) and Chris Hosoda (gamer/Foxhound) review a new movie every week, as well as talk about what they’ve been watching.

Including their patented segment where they compare the feature movie to a food dish and give a double feature pairing!
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Extraction 2 Review

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We also talk about Dave (season finale), The Flash, and more!

Jun 21, 202301:08:38
Fast 10, Across the Spider-Verse, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

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Fast 10, Across the Spider-Verse, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 Review!

We're back to review Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3!

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Dave

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Sisu Review

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Succession

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Dave

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Evil Dead Rise Review

Evil Dead Rise Review

This week we review Evil Dead Rise!

We also talk about:

Succession

Dave

Mrs. Davis

Jury Duty

and more!

Apr 25, 202301:03:20
Renfield Review

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It's Nic Cage week, baby! We review Renfield!

We also talk about: Dave, Succession, Jury Duty, and more!

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie Review

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We're talking all things MARIO BROS.!


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John Wick Chapter 4 Review

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Cocain Bear Review

Cocain Bear Review

We review Cocaine Bear!!!!

We also talk about The Last of Us and more!

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Kids vs Aliens Review!

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We review the new VOD movie, Kids Vs Aliens from the direct of Hobo with a Shotgun!

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Junji Ito presents Japanese Tales of Macabre

Skinamarink

and more!

Jan 24, 202301:09:50
Sick & The Last of Us Ep. 1 Review

Sick & The Last of Us Ep. 1 Review

We've got a double feature review! We're reviging the new PeacockTV movie Sick, as well as Hbo Max's new series, The Last of Us, ep. 1!

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Enola Holmes 2

Vengeance

The Devil Conspiracy

Q the Winged Serpent

and more!

Jan 17, 202301:24:50
M3GAN Review

M3GAN Review

It's 2023GAN! We're reviewing M3GAN!

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Man of steel

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Top 10 Films of 2022

Top 10 Films of 2022

It's our biggest episode of the year! We reveal our top 10 movies of 2022!

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Director’s Cut

Scare Package 2: Rad Chad’s Revenge

Pearl

White Noise

The Burial

This Place Rules

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Avatar: The Way of Water Review

Avatar: The Way of Water Review

It's Feliz Navi Dad! We are reviewing the long awaited Avatar: The Way of Water!

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Die Hard

Lux Aeterna

People We Hate at the Wedding

Abbot Elementary

& More

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Christmas Bloody Christmas (Shudder) Review

Christmas Bloody Christmas (Shudder) Review

Its DeSantaber, which means we're reviewing a Santa movie! This week it's Christmas Bloody Christmas by Joe Begos!

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Man on Fire

Dragon Age

Bros

Funny Pages

Dual

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Violent Night + Wednesday Review

Violent Night + Wednesday Review

It's Decemberserker! That means we're reviewing a berkserker December themed movie! Violent Night!

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Troll 2

Willow

Best Worst Movie

Nope

Fatman

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowlerama 2

Dec 06, 202201:21:23
Glass Onion Review

Glass Onion Review

It's Novembystery! We review Glass Onion! We also talk about:

Slumberland

Andor

Guardians of the galaxy christmas special

Disney Channel’s theme - a history mystery, by Defunctland

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The Menu Review

The Menu Review

It's Novembeats! November movies about food! We review the newest horror satire, The Menu!

We also chat about Andor, Pepi Where's My Jet, and more!

Nov 22, 202201:05:28
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Review

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Review

Its Wakanda Fovember here at Beat It! We review Black Panther: Wakanda Forver and also chat about:

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

Banshees of Inishiren

Run Sweetheart Run

Blockbuster

and more

Nov 15, 202201:11:41
Decision to Leave Review

Decision to Leave Review

This week we review Park Chan-Wook's new film, Decision to Leave! We also talk about:

Cabinet of Curiosities
Soul Man
Stoker

Nov 02, 202201:08:49
Black Adam review (NEW VERSION)

Black Adam review (NEW VERSION)

NOTE: A muted version of this episode was released prior. This version should have no audio issues.

It's Rocktober! That means we're reviewing Black Adam!

We also talk about:

Vhs 99

The Princess

Gundam: The Witch from Mercury

Armageddon

House of the Dragon

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Oct 25, 202201:14:56
Halloween Ends Review

Halloween Ends Review

We're back! And this week we review the final movie in the Halloween trilogy, Halloween Ends.

We also talk about:
Smile

Werewolf by Night

Hellraiser

Andor

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Oct 18, 202201:22:23
Barbarian & The Woman King Review

Barbarian & The Woman King Review

We're back after a break! In this episode we review Barbarian & The Woman King. We also talk:

Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power

House of the Dragons

Dahmer

Andor

Do Revenge

Don’t Worry Darling

Cyberpunk Edge Runners

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Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero w/ Guest Olympia Sweetman

Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero w/ Guest Olympia Sweetman

This week we're joined by Olympia Sweetman! @olympia408 on Twitter! To talk about Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero!

We also talk about:

Glorious

The Rehearsal

Better Call Saul

and more!

Aug 22, 202202:07:29
Bodies Bodies Bodies Review

Bodies Bodies Bodies Review

This week we review Bodies Bodies Bodies!

We also talk about:

Fall

Night Shift

The Rehearsal

Westworld Finale

and more!

Aug 16, 202201:11:03
Prey Review

Prey Review

This week we review the 7th movie in the Predator series, Prey!

We also talk about:

The Rehearsal

Paper Girls

Oblivion

and more

Aug 09, 202201:41:05
Players Review

Players Review

As our feature review, we talk about the ending to the Paramount Plus show, Players, but we also talk about a whole lot more!


Shoot Em Up

The Old Man

Paper Girls

Hatching

Robot Wars

Crash and Burn

Slave Girls from beyond Infinity

Prince of Darkness

They Live

The Rehearsal


Aug 02, 202201:28:50
Nope Movie Review

Nope Movie Review

This week we review Jordan Peel's third film, NOPE!

We also talk about:

Fboy Island Season 2

Bill Burr / Nikki Glaser Stand Up Specials

The Rehearsal

Players

Tape

Sunset Junction

The Grey Man

Resident Evil

Westworld

Jul 26, 202201:52:53
Thor: Love and Thunder Review

Thor: Love and Thunder Review

This week we review the newest Marvel feature from Taika Waititi, Thor: Love and Thunder!

We also talk about:

Resurrection F

The Bear

Stranger Things

Players

The Boys

The Challenge

Westworld

The Last Dance

Jul 11, 202201:31:38
The Black Phone Review

The Black Phone Review

This week we review The Black Phone! (scary!)

We also talk about:
Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe

Would it Kill You to Laugh

Head of the Family

Bitch Ass

Obi-Wan

The Boys

Snowflake Mountain

Players

Jun 27, 202201:47:56
Lightyear Review

Lightyear Review

This week we review the new Disney-Pixar film, Lightyear! We also talk about:

Players

Mad God

Spiderhead

Ms. Marvel

Obi-Wan

and more

Jun 21, 202201:43:18
Jurassic World Dominion Review!

Jurassic World Dominion Review!

This week we talk about Jurassic World Dominion as well as:

RRR

Crash

Barry

Obi-Wan

Atlanta

Existenz

and more

Jun 14, 202202:21:31
Crimes of the Future Review

Crimes of the Future Review

This week we review the new Cronenberg movie, Crimes of the Future

We also talk about

Barry

Obi-Wan

Jackass 4.5

The Secrets of Dumbledore

Pleasure

Norm Macdonald: Nothing Special

Stranger Things

The Boys

Jun 07, 202201:26:24