Beat It Movie Reviews
By Joe cabello
Joe Cabello (writer/robot in disguise) and Chris Hosoda (gamer/Foxhound) review a new movie every week, as well as talk about what they’ve been watching.
Including their patented segment where they compare the feature movie to a food dish and give a double feature pairing!
Beat It Movie ReviewsSep 23, 2020
Abigail Review
We're back to review Abigail, the ballerina-vampire blood fest!
We also talk about Shogun, Rebel Moon Part 2, and more!
Road House (2024) Movie Review
This week we talk about Road House!
Dune Part 2 Review
Our review of Dune Part 2!
Lisa Frankenstein Review
Diablo Cody is soooo back!
Top 10 Movies of 2023!
Here are our top ten movies of 2023!
Thanksgiving Review
This week we review Eli Roth's new movie, Thanksgiving!
The Marvels Review
In the season 6 premier of our show, we review The Marvels!
Quiz Lady Review
Five Nights at Freddy's Review
Old Dads review
We talk about Old Dads and a crap ton of other stuff!
Totally Killer Review
We talk about Ahsoka, Gen V, VHS85 and TOTALLY KILLER!
The Creator Review
We're back with a review of The Creator!
We also talk about Ahsoka and Gen V!
Bottoms Review
Blue Beetle Review
This week we review Blue Beetle!
Meg 2: The Trench Review!
We review Meg 2: The Trench!
Barbie, Oppenheimer, & Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning: Part One
We're back with a huge episode with 3 big reviews!
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny + Secret Invasion
We're back to talk about Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny!
We also talk about Secret Invasion and other hot items!
Extraction 2 Review
The new season of the show is off to a great start with our review of Extraction 2!
We also talk about Dave (season finale), The Flash, and more!
Fast 10, Across the Spider-Verse, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
We're back with three mega sized reviews!
Fast 10, Across the Spider-Verse, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 Review!
We're back to review Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3!
We also talk about:
Knights of the Zodiac
Dave
Succession
and more!
Sisu Review
The taste of revenge is so sweet in this week's episode! We review Sisu!
We also talk about:
Succession
Mrs. Davis
Dave
and more!
Evil Dead Rise Review
This week we review Evil Dead Rise!
We also talk about:
Succession
Dave
Mrs. Davis
Jury Duty
and more!
Renfield Review
It's Nic Cage week, baby! We review Renfield!
We also talk about: Dave, Succession, Jury Duty, and more!
The Super Mario Bros. Movie Review
We're talking all things MARIO BROS.!
We also talk about....
Succession
Beef
Dave
and more!
Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Review
This week we review the newest Dungeons and Dragons movie!
We also talk about Wrestlemania and much more!
John Wick Chapter 4 Review
We review John Wick Chapter 4!
We also talk about Succession, Rocket Man (1997) and more!
Scream 6 Review
This week we review the newest Scream... Scream 6!
We also talk about The Last of Us finale, The Creed series, and more!
Cocain Bear Review
We review Cocaine Bear!!!!
We also talk about The Last of Us and more!
Kids vs Aliens Review!
We review the new VOD movie, Kids Vs Aliens from the direct of Hobo with a Shotgun!
We also talk about
Encino Man
The Last of Us
Junji Ito presents Japanese Tales of Macabre
Skinamarink
and more!
Sick & The Last of Us Ep. 1 Review
We've got a double feature review! We're reviging the new PeacockTV movie Sick, as well as Hbo Max's new series, The Last of Us, ep. 1!
We also talk about:
Enola Holmes 2
Vengeance
The Devil Conspiracy
Q the Winged Serpent
and more!
M3GAN Review
It's 2023GAN! We're reviewing M3GAN!
We also talk about:
So I Married An Axe Murderer
Possession
Man of steel
And more!
Top 10 Films of 2022
It's our biggest episode of the year! We reveal our top 10 movies of 2022!
We also talk about:
Director’s Cut
Scare Package 2: Rad Chad’s Revenge
Pearl
White Noise
The Burial
This Place Rules
Avatar: The Way of Water Review
It's Feliz Navi Dad! We are reviewing the long awaited Avatar: The Way of Water!
We also talk about:
Die Hard
Lux Aeterna
People We Hate at the Wedding
Abbot Elementary
& More
Christmas Bloody Christmas (Shudder) Review
Its DeSantaber, which means we're reviewing a Santa movie! This week it's Christmas Bloody Christmas by Joe Begos!
We also talk about:
Man on Fire
Dragon Age
Bros
Funny Pages
Dual
and more
Violent Night + Wednesday Review
It's Decemberserker! That means we're reviewing a berkserker December themed movie! Violent Night!
We also talk about:
Troll 2
Willow
Best Worst Movie
Nope
Fatman
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowlerama 2
Glass Onion Review
It's Novembystery! We review Glass Onion! We also talk about:
Slumberland
Andor
Guardians of the galaxy christmas special
Disney Channel’s theme - a history mystery, by Defunctland
The Menu Review
It's Novembeats! November movies about food! We review the newest horror satire, The Menu!
We also chat about Andor, Pepi Where's My Jet, and more!
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Review
Its Wakanda Fovember here at Beat It! We review Black Panther: Wakanda Forver and also chat about:
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story
Banshees of Inishiren
Run Sweetheart Run
Blockbuster
and more
Decision to Leave Review
This week we review Park Chan-Wook's new film, Decision to Leave! We also talk about:
Cabinet of Curiosities
Soul Man
Stoker
Black Adam review (NEW VERSION)
NOTE: A muted version of this episode was released prior. This version should have no audio issues.
It's Rocktober! That means we're reviewing Black Adam!
We also talk about:
Vhs 99
The Princess
Gundam: The Witch from Mercury
Armageddon
House of the Dragon
And more?
Halloween Ends Review
We're back! And this week we review the final movie in the Halloween trilogy, Halloween Ends.
We also talk about:
Smile
Werewolf by Night
Hellraiser
Andor
AND MORE!
Barbarian & The Woman King Review
We're back after a break! In this episode we review Barbarian & The Woman King. We also talk:
Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power
House of the Dragons
Dahmer
Andor
Do Revenge
Don’t Worry Darling
Cyberpunk Edge Runners
Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero w/ Guest Olympia Sweetman
This week we're joined by Olympia Sweetman! @olympia408 on Twitter! To talk about Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero!
We also talk about:
Glorious
The Rehearsal
Better Call Saul
and more!
Bodies Bodies Bodies Review
This week we review Bodies Bodies Bodies!
We also talk about:
Fall
Night Shift
The Rehearsal
Westworld Finale
and more!
Prey Review
This week we review the 7th movie in the Predator series, Prey!
We also talk about:
The Rehearsal
Paper Girls
Oblivion
and more
Players Review
As our feature review, we talk about the ending to the Paramount Plus show, Players, but we also talk about a whole lot more!
Shoot Em Up
The Old Man
Paper Girls
Hatching
Robot Wars
Crash and Burn
Slave Girls from beyond Infinity
Prince of Darkness
They Live
The Rehearsal
Nope Movie Review
This week we review Jordan Peel's third film, NOPE!
We also talk about:
Fboy Island Season 2
Bill Burr / Nikki Glaser Stand Up Specials
The Rehearsal
Players
Tape
Sunset Junction
The Grey Man
Resident Evil
Westworld
Thor: Love and Thunder Review
This week we review the newest Marvel feature from Taika Waititi, Thor: Love and Thunder!
We also talk about:
Resurrection F
The Bear
Stranger Things
Players
The Boys
The Challenge
Westworld
The Last Dance
The Black Phone Review
This week we review The Black Phone! (scary!)
We also talk about:
Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe
Would it Kill You to Laugh
Head of the Family
Bitch Ass
Obi-Wan
The Boys
Snowflake Mountain
Players
Lightyear Review
This week we review the new Disney-Pixar film, Lightyear! We also talk about:
Players
Mad God
Spiderhead
Ms. Marvel
Obi-Wan
and more