Take it or Leave it!

Take it or Leave it!

By Beaver Cleaver
Advice you didn’t know you needed. Send your questions to beaverandcleaver@gmail.com!
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TIOLI KZMU Shorty: Guest Mummer
Art about town and freezing warts off your body.
33:19
August 6, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty: Where were we?
Oh yeah, right here.
29:00
August 6, 2019
TIOLI The Podcast Episode 20
It's been so long!
57:42
August 6, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty: Puke-ulele
Marlboro Reds, free tickets, sketchy teachers, and Bendy Birdmaster calls in from Wasilla, AK!
28:48
July 18, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty: Mono-Gamous
In-studio guest hummer, Poly-gammy, and finger condoms. 
28:16
July 7, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 19
It's June. Masked housewife. Here's the bottom line: _______________________
42:21
June 30, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty: Par None.
Soggy Salads, Alas Alak Alaska, Joanna Newsom's political connections, and cervical neck brace.
29:52
June 29, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty: Howmever
Toddler bites, marital luck, and some other stuff. 
30:05
June 20, 2019
TIOLI the Podscast Episode 18
Creepy shoppers, tampons, and fishhooks. PLUS - a Clownbag update.... WE GET THANKED.  You're welcome.
40:55
June 16, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty: High dives, and chives.
No one called, still, again. 
29:02
June 15, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 17
Acoustical appropriation by a clownbag. Negging, Grandpa swiping, ice cream maker break it.
1:11:53
June 9, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty - Shot-clogger
We dive deep into etymology. And Sled doggin' it. 
29:43
June 7, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 16
Treehouse sesh # 2 featuring the beachalarueate, bad quotes, chicken nuggets, vacation bae, and more. 
1:11:02
June 2, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty - Femurs R Us
On today's podcast, Beaver and Cleaver interrupt each other, talk about girl guitars, femurs, swimsuit sizing and more. 
31:08
May 30, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 15
Treehouse session # 1.  wedding guests, suit shopping for man children, the 5 AM cough, and the Batch-a-laureate.
49:01
May 26, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty - If Morning Was Baby
Ages of the day, memory loss, sabbaticals, and Dave Matthews Band. 
30:35
May 24, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 14
Bachelorette, body image, baby making, and vacation hours.
50:42
May 19, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty: Giraffe Carafe
coffee hacks, sinuses, how to ghost in a nice way. Also 1-2-3 Magic *copyright.
30:04
May 17, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 13
Puking sounds, jerkaholic, Alaskan dog cabin.
35:57
May 5, 2019
TIOLI KZMU Shorty: the Tulip Massacre
Aggro doggo, mama shark, orchid thief.
26:42
May 3, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 12
Spoiler alert: Jane the Virgin ~ Beaver summarizes all 5 seasons. But don't worry, Cleaver can't remember the ending to Princess Diaries. Trigger warning: Menstruation and personal finance. 
58:34
April 28, 2019
TIOLI The Podcast Episode 11
The 41st day penis landscape, talk-joining, and Dog City preview.
55:05
April 14, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Neck bypass
Travel tips, haircuts, Chaco Faux paco, and a brief instructional on how to use the Nation's leading music streaming service.
27:52
April 11, 2019
TIOLI The Podcast Episode 10
Working backwards: theme song, SUPs and Jesus, dying with roommates, fright night, the $200 question, Celebrity guest, other people's kids, theme song.
1:08:20
April 7, 2019
TIOLI The Podcast Episode 9
Underwear blues, teenage limo fantasy, and role playing in the ER. 
55:51
March 31, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 8
Bit of a slow start! And slow pace. And slow ending. Beave & Cleave pick up where they left off on some issues, jump way ahead on others, and, as usual, manage to make most of the submissions about themselves. 
53:38
March 24, 2019
Take It Or Leave It KZMU Shorty - Minivan Centipede
This week, B & C take calls from locals and yokels!
1:00:18
March 23, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 7
Permutations, beer cans, and who censored the Gorillaz?
1:03:12
March 17, 2019
Take It or Leave It KZMU Shorty - Taking Back Emo
Special guest on this KZMU shorty! Steazer joins Cleaver in studio to talk about Sparkle Ponies, Emo, and Toto...again. 
28:54
March 15, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 6
Weeeeee'rreeeee baaaaaaaack!!! Gummi bears, SOCIAL MEDIA, more gummi bears, and bad boyfriends.
55:07
March 10, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Toto No No.
Beaver's finally back from Africa! 
27:09
March 10, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Microfauna and People Partying
Bendy Birdmaster is back in the studio! On-Safari, etc. You're gonna love it.
28:59
February 27, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Nice beak.
With Beaver on Safari Cleaver hosts a special guest... BENDY BIRDMASTER! This Valentines special is aaaaall about digidating. 
30:12
February 14, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 5
Beaver and Cleaver report live from an Airbnb (not a sponsor...yet) In Salt Lake City. Highlight: an emailer has a problem worthy of a 38% rating on Rotten Tomatoes!!!
51:25
February 10, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Filet Mulan
Beaver and Cleaver talk about armpit hair, disaster scenarios, and more on this week's TIOLI!
30:13
February 7, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 4
Singing armpits, Josh Hartnett, hallelujah hands, and ring  ding dong, ringa ding ding ding dong. That's what you can expect on this week's episode! Don't forget to email your questions to beaverandcleaver@gmail.com. 
22:59
February 3, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Whether Leather's Better
Latest episode of Take it or Leave it! Beaver and Cleaver help a listener our with small-town ex woes, a caller tells Beaver the benefits of sage...again, and more!
28:36
February 1, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 3
Beaver and Cleaver get 6 emails! Here's the rundown: dildos, boudoir, cruise ship makeovers, third dates, and Top Dogs. 
1:07:27
January 27, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Love Potion Number Bingo
Beaver and Cleaver take calls about herbs for kids and invent the greatest app to date. 
27:26
January 25, 2019
TIOLI The Podcast Episode 2
This week Beaver and Cleaver embark on a journey of the game of L.E.M.O.N, Bad Dudes, and Robo Calls.
57:33
January 20, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Glued in the dark
Beaver and Cleaver discuss NASA, headphone habits, and, of course, the weather. 
38:39
January 18, 2019
TIOLI the Podcast Episode 1
The very first episode of Take it or Leave it with Beaver and Cleaver. Beave and Cleave dive into new segments like the Beaver's Log and Cleaver Cuts it Out as well as old favorites (debatable) like Social Q-Tips. PLUS two instances of the S word!
52:41
January 13, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Shopko Gynecologist
In this KZMU Shorty, Beaver and Cleaver offer advice on affordable gynecology, radio waves from mars, and more!
30:36
January 13, 2019
Take it or Leave it KZMU Shorty - Guest Hummer
Kicking off 2019 on a hyper note! Beaver and Cleaver take a call from Bendy Birdmaster, they debut the guest Hummer for the Beaver's Dam Weather Report and more. 
29:42
January 13, 2019
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