Ben and the Baby

Ben and the Baby are once again on a mission, this time to find the highly popular nacho fries from Taco Bell. Last time they went, their expedition failed. But this time, with a little more determination and love, Ben and the Baby make an attempt to try the fries once again. Will they succeed? Find out on this episode of Ben and the Baby. I'm sorry.

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Ben and the Baby return from their long slumber from making episodes and talk about a wide range of things, like some house show the baby went to in Brooklyn and Euphoria. Tune in! I'm sorry

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Tune into this week's episode to hear Ben and the Baby lose their minds! We catch up with the latest news in the world, like Kim Kardashian's new lover and what Kanye has been up to for the past 20 years. Ben and the Baby also lose their minds gradually in this episode. I'm sorry

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You're a star, kid! We've turned into a movie studio, and are in desperate need for new movies! We've utilized the help of none other than you, our BATB listeners! Tune in to hear all of the good, and maybe... questionable pitches we got! I'm sorry.

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We can't believe it. A whole year with Ben and the Baby done. Our baby, this podcast, has been out for a full year. We've had so many laughs and  tears. Or if you're Ben, snores, burps, farts, or poops as well. To celebrate, Ben and the Baby enlist the help of their Trivia Butler to play a game and reminisce on memories from the episodes from 2021. Thanks for listening, and thanks for an amazing year of Ben and the Baby!

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Mazel Tov! It's the Ben and the Baby Hanukkah special! Ben and the Baby summon the "help" of Hanukkah Hannibal, the all knowing and very smart spirit of the holiday. Together they wrangle up the zainy people for a holiday party and share stories and laugh! I'm sorry.

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Oh no! Ben and the Baby (of Ben and the Baby) have been separated! But no worries because they can be reunited through the power of love! In this episode, we try to wrap our heads around this crazy world of video calls and Gilbert Gottfrieds. Word on the street is that Mario (of the Mario franchise) has been stirring up something big recently, and with the occasion jew cookie break, we'll get to the bottom of it. I'm sorry.  

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We are back! Ben and the Baby return triumphuntly as they celebrate their birthdays and talk about the recent shows they've watched involving a particularly violent squid. I'm sorry.

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...Ben?? Ben!!! Where is Ben! The Baby is alone in this half episode of Ben aand the Baby, and fills you in on how to live in the big apple. Join in to hear some quite... strange stories and fun goofs. I'm Sorry.

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In this last in person episode of Ben and the Baby, the guys take a look in the baby's past, where they dive into his Kindergarten Holiday Letter Book his classmates wrote for him. I'm sorry

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Ben and the Baby get visited by the elusive Thrift God. Thrift god is a very unusual fellow, with his short stature, green skin, and very large penis. Apparenly he has an invisible spaceship, but they never got to see it. Take a listen to see what happens. I'm sorry

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The Baby has a new computer! We test out its capabilities in this episode, where we talk about our illnesses, driving, weird Tik Tok culture, and more. I'm sorry.

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Oh boy what a world we live in. The boys seem to be frying their minds and losing it at the same time. They try Scottish snacks and talk about the weirdest sports in the olympics. Come join and listen to the insanity. Im sorry.

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Ben and Andrew talk about movies, play a fun riveting game from Tik Tok, and talk a bit about the Beatles. I'm sorry

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In this episode, Ben and the Baby discuss their life stories from work, or just in general experience. They also talk about some other... precarious stories from the world, involving a chipotle bowl and a very unlucky police officer. I'm sorry

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Ben and the Baby talk about the new hit soundtrack that just released from the classic 90's TV show Seinfeld. It was... interesting. Take a listen for yourself on this episode!

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In the Baby's basement, Ben and the Baby talk about various topics such as the new Tyler The Creator album, conspiracy theories, and Ben driving by a possibly dead person on his way home. It got a bit weird. I'm sorry.

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Ben and the Baby share their knowledge of the funky world of dating as they also discuss haircuts, wrestling, and more. Tune in this week to hear them duke it out like old times!

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Shhhh! The baby is sleeping! Just kidding, it's actually Ben! The Baby takes Ben and you, our listeners on a relaxing walk to help you fall asleep. I'm Sorry.

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On this episode, the boys get patriotic just in time for Memorial Day. Trying the new hot item from American Classic Mountain Dew's "Mountain Dew Dew S.A." and giving it a review as they talk about the latest in the town. Join in on this patriotic episode for a load of laughs and potential tears. I'm sorry.

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Ben and the Baby talk about the things they like, including Peter Dinklage, Bird noises, cooking, and even some alien realities! Tune in to listen to the men talk to some real aliens!!! I'm sorry.

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In this episode of Ben and the Baby, the men discuss the latest happening in the world. Including the not so great episode of SNL with billionare Elon Musk, this dummy named Trisha, Tik Tok Trends, and more. I'm sorry

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In this episode, Ben and the Baby drive to Taco Bell for the Baby to try it for the very first time. Also they yell at random people on the street. I'm sorry.

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Ben and the Baby take the role of sneaky heist men and talk about some famous crimes over the past few decades. Join us as we go from inserrection, to how to use the bathroom, to incest. I'm sorry. 

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Ben and the Baby tap into their creative musical roots to create the new theme song for the show with the help of piano master Ethan Bortnick. Together, they jam out and create pure bliss, so tune in to hear for yourself! I'm sorry.

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In this episode, Ben and the Baby discuss the latest and greatest in life, such as the Baby's awkward vaccination encounter, an Irish Pornstar, and Bhad Bhabie's new "business investment" I'm sorry.

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In this episode, Benjamin and the Infant just talk it out like the good ol' guys we know and love. Also they talk about eating Fruity Pebbles with water at one point. I'm sorry.

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Edited by Tyler Donkoh-Halm (IG @tylerdhalm)

In this episode, Ben and the Baby learn about the holiday of Passover with their good friend Passover Pete! And don't forget the rest of the Passover Pals! Also Ben tries to speak Hebrew. I'm sorry.

Special thanks to Jakedoesmusicsometimes! (@jakedoesmusicsomtimes on TikTok)

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Ben and the Baby dive deep into the MCU universe, ranking almost every superhero and villain that has wandered the streets of Stan Lee's mind. With the help of Crashcompactor Jacob, they figure out who should have really played the Hulk. I'm sorry

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Ben and the Baby duke it out with Tik Tok legend Sha Crow and debate the world's toughest questions, like is water wet? Who would win in a fight, 1 billion lions or all the Pokemon? Find out what our silly answers are. I'm sorry.

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Ben and the Baby take a ride on the flavor train to McDonalds and try the Shamrock Shake for the first time. It wasn't good. I'm sorry

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Pregnant James Charles???????? I'm sorry

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We made the mistake of asking our discord for innovative ideas so we can invest in. We are up there with Mr Wonderful, Stevie Ruban, and all the top three comas. I'm sorry.

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Ben and the Baby take on another guest (Mr Bruno) to help them read the craziest fan fiction they could find: Mrs Frizzle Gets Crunk and Shrek x Dora. We know. It's weird. I'm sorry.

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*This episode contains graphic content and sexual themes. Listener discretion advised

In this episode, Ben and the Baby invite the elusive Tik Tok star Evan Palmblad A.K.A. "Mr Sexy Guy" into the Ben and the Baby offical podcast studio (that definitely exists). 

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In this episode, Ben and the Baby brainstorm ideas for Baby's senior quote. Hilarity ensues. I'm sorry



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Ben Morton and Andrew Shapiro Embark on this new adventure of life. Join us for a journey of legend as we explore topics of Santa's sexual habits, a pirate's favortie color, and an Ocean Spray advertisment. I'm sorry

Ben Morton and Andrew Shapiro talk about erotic pools tables, aliens, and advice. I'm sorry