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By Metatron Speaks
An incompetent angel is running a podcast, and you are an unsuspecting prophet. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across spacetime. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.
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05 - Heavenly Heist (Part 2)
Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven. Satan has entered the chat. Content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away.
October 27, 2020
04 - Heavenly Heist (Part 1)
"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?" The Egyptian magicians, Yohana and Mamre, get a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold. Content warnings: mention of death
October 19, 2020
03 - Work Was Hell Today
A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell? Content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, insects, implied BDSM.
July 18, 2020
02 - Forbidden Garden Party
The angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing that God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with all the host of Heaven and Hell. What could possibly go wrong? Content warnings: blood, head explosion, drowning, mass murder
March 18, 2020
01 - Nephilim (PILOT)
”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs." Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse. Content warnings: non graphic mention of head explosion, decapitation, violence.
February 2, 2020