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Our Vampire Diaries

Our Vampire Diaries

By Bethany and Alyssa

Two friends discuss the CW hit, Vampire Diaries! Bethany has seen the show a thousand times, Alyssa zero, and frankly never wants to. Each week Alyssa will guess what happens next as they review each episode. Thanks for checking us out!

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1x18 Under Control

Our Vampire DiariesJul 14, 2023

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1x18 Under Control

1x18 Under Control

Alyssa and Bethany are back after a year break - whoops! 

Jul 14, 202337:00
1x17 Let the Right One In

1x17 Let the Right One In

This week Alyssa and Bethany come up with a new segment called "Porn or Pain?" and simp for milf Pearl.

Jan 30, 202201:01:10
1x16 There Goes the Neighborhood

1x16 There Goes the Neighborhood

Alyssa’s favourite episode so far
Dec 29, 202101:20:22
1x15 A Few Good Men

1x15 A Few Good Men

Beth and Alyssa go manic filming this episode late at night feat special appearances by Brandon and Liv!
Nov 19, 202152:44
1x14 Fool Me Once

1x14 Fool Me Once

Don't try to fool me bitch.

Sep 27, 202155:21
1x13 Children Of The Damned

1x13 Children Of The Damned

Alyssa and Bethany review the 13th episode of the Vampire Diaries! 

Sep 12, 202159:24
1x12 Unpleasantville

1x12 Unpleasantville

We're going back in time to the 1950's!
Sep 08, 202101:22:24
1x11 Bloodlines

1x11 Bloodlines

The girls are back via zoom after a little break to discuss the 11th episode! 

Aug 29, 202101:02:29
1x10 Turning Point

1x10 Turning Point

Alyssa and Bethany are back! And they have a lot of thoughts on Mystic Falls Police department and what the deal is with Jenna.

Jul 14, 202101:02:37
1x09 History Repeating

1x09 History Repeating

A favorite for Bonnie lovers, Alyssa and Bethany are thrilled with Bonnie getting the episode she deserves.

Jun 22, 202159:35
1x08 162 Candles

1x08 162 Candles

Alyssa and Bethany discuss the eighth episode of Vampire Diaries! Whilst going on a way too long life update rant and gossip session.

Jun 14, 202101:08:07
1x07 Haunted

1x07 Haunted

Bethany and Alyssa discuss a very special Halloween episode!

May 24, 202149:08
1x06 Lost Girls

1x06 Lost Girls

 Bethany and Alyssa discuss the sixth episode of Vampire Diaries. Shit goes down! #JerBear

May 17, 202101:07:38
1X05 You're Undead To Me

1X05 You're Undead To Me

Bethany and Alyssa discuss the 5th episode of Vampire Diaries. The biggest secret yet gets revealed!

May 03, 202101:08:38
1x04 Family Ties

1x04 Family Ties

This week Bethany and Alyssa discuss a favorite episode, #justiceforjenna! 

Apr 26, 202101:04:25
1x03 Friday Night Bites

1x03 Friday Night Bites

CW for this episode // This week Bethany and Alyssa try to understand the vampire powers and when compulsion turns creepy. 

Apr 20, 202101:01:06
1x02 The Night of the Comet

1x02 The Night of the Comet

DISCLAIMER: This week we had some audio issues, so sorry! Bethany and Alyssa discuss the second episode and settle who their favorite character is. Surprise it's not Vikki! Also druggies are such attention whores... 

Apr 12, 202157:04
1x01 Pilot

1x01 Pilot

Bethany and Alyssa discuss the very first episode! #throwVikkiinjail :)

Apr 05, 202156:04