Better On Paper

Welcome back to another episode of the only podcast to have reached nirvana TWICE.

This week the NFL schedule has been released and we're talking best games and worst games. We also discuss the sad state of affairs for the fan who wants to watch every game, including the cursed Netflix Christmas game, and we do the math on how much money it would cost to watch every game on tv (it's too much).

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Welcome back to the only podcast in America to be certified GMO-Free.

This week we're back after a brief hiatus and we're breaking down the draft. We spent weeks ruminating and mulling over some truly dazzling moves such as the Falcons drafting Michael Penix Jr. and (actually) Jim Harbaugh drafting the biggest guy possible (what a football guy). We dive into all the top picks, which teams did well, who left us scratching our heads, and who got us excited for football season.

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Welcome back to the only NFL football podcast on the net with bona fide ties to several international crime organizations (I will not elaborate).

This wek we're starting to break down the top draft prospects. We run down some popular draft lists and the gang gives their opinions on who is projected too high (*cough cough* Caleb williams), and who is way too low (*cough cough* Audric Estime). TC3 goes on a rant or two that is in no way biased by his collegiate affiliations and Cam brings sharp insights with his knowledge of the college game. Kev brings the dark aura in a surprise twist. Will is just there (in a good way).

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Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet brave enough to ask the question " Which is the better Kansas City?"

This week we're talking two things and two things only: Kansas City Chiefs, and NFL rule changes. The city of Kansas City, Missouri has rejected a new tax to help pay for stadium renovations, and the rumors run wild as relocation talks heat up. Other Chiefs related news also happened, that we discuss as well. And the NFL has released its rule changes for the upcoming season, including some big changes to tackling (you can't tackle anymore) and kick returns (you have to return it now??). Listen in as the fellas give what can be best described as "technically analysis".

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Welcome back to the only podcast in the northern hemisphere to fact check all gymnastics related statements.

This week free agency is in full swing and we are running down an absolutely laundry list of personnel moves. Tune in as wel walk through some of the biggest signings (and not)

Welcome back to the only podcast to truly take no days off.

This week we begin our offseason coverage and news is thin. We discuss Russ Wilson's many bathrooms (and getting cut), Jason Kelce's retirement, the most interesting franchise tag-ings so far, and the rest of all of the secret insider information in our possession.

Welcome back to another wholesome episode of the greatest podcast started by three dudes during the pandemic.

The season has come and gone, champs have been crowned, and now it's time for us to hand out our end of the year awards. This week we present our annual BOP of the Year awards, including the coveted BOP Team of the Year presented by Carvana. Carvana, it seemed way better on paper....

Welcome back to the only podcast to openly advocate for kicker shootouts in overtime.

This week we're doing what everyone is doing: talking about the Superb Owl. Cam (probably) has a concussion, Kev has the big sad, Travis didn't propose to Taylor, kickers were the real Super Bowl MVP, and did we mention Travis Kelce yelled at Andy Reid? Strap in because this is a long one.

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Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to ask the question "Will Elon Musk attend the Super Bowl as a severed head in a jar?"

This week we are discussing the matchup for the big game, Kev and Cam give their takes as our resident Chiefs and Niners fans, Will gives his totally objective, 3rd party take, we take our picks on popular prop bets, and Cam draws up some pretty out-there hypothetical scenarios for the how the Big Game might play out, on and off the field. Also TC3 is convinced Travis Kelce is proposing to Taylor Swift on the field if the Chiefs win, quote him on that.

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Welcome back to the only podcast being broadcast illegally from Kev's basement (shhhh!)

This week we're recapping the AFC and NFC Championship games and teasing some Super Bowl thoughts. The season is almost over and we're already sad about it. Dan Campbell is still a great coach. Is Lamar going to have a playoff-losing reputation if he keeps this up? We cover all sorts of things this episode.

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Welcome back to the only podcast to bring you both NFL football and WCC basketball insights in the same breath.

This week we recap the divisional round of the playoffs, including nice and not so nice wins by all the pod's favorite teams. The moral of the story is the Niners live to play another day. We also break down our picks for the NFC and AFC Championship games, and have some minor technical difficulties playing guess that ticket price.

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Welcome back to the only podcast on the net to have the most correct opinions on who deserves to lose football games.

This week we are into the playoffs, and we are recapping the wild wild wildcard weekend, including some truly marvelous losses by the Cowboys and the Eagles (you love to see it). We also recap the rest of the games and make our predictions for the divisional round.

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Welcome back to the podcast voted most likely to not give your computer a virus.

This week we lament the lack of quality games in week 18 as teams rest for the playoffs. Kev suggests teams start forfeiting, we discuss some of the early coaching vacancies, Cam is a hater (as per usual), and we make our super duper wild wild wildcard weekend picks as the playoffs get under way. Also the NFL should be sued for putting a playoff game on Peacock.

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Welcome back to the only podcast in town to see through the NFL's lies.

This week we're back talking (surprise) football. We recap last week's games, dig into the NFL's hot garbage response to the Lions' 2-point conversion controversy, and lament the lack of quality football next week. We also play a cheeky little round of guess that ticket price, and we guess it!

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Welcome back to the only podcast that is your one stop shop for everything you didn't think you wanted to know about football.

Today, The Rambler (Kev), The Gambler (Tyler), and The Back Biter (Will) go all in on the Christmas weekend slate of games. Cam and TC3 are on PTO, so the kids get to have some fun with the parents are away.

The brain power of this combined group is so strong that it could likely power a single Christmas light for about 30 seconds, so you can imagine the analysis is supreme. It is never too early to discuss the draft, so we of course have to give our thoughts on what to do if you were the Bears. Tyler gives a great lesson on kickers to make sure we all recognize them as crucial members of the team (until they miss a FG). We introduce Will's new "Pirate Meter" for members of the Raiders (spoiler alert: AP is Blackbeard)

Strap in, this is a wild one folks! As always share with your friends and family, and don't forget to subscribe!

Welcome back to the only podcast zipping through the tubes of the internet to combine in-depth analysis of both professional football and the freezer aisle at Trader Joe's.

This week we're breaking down what happened in week 15 around the NFL, including some throwback jersey drama, some New Jersey drama, and some Italian drama. We also make our picks for next week and examine Cam's fascination with picking the Falcons.

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Welcome back to the only podcast west of the Mississippi to brush its teeth after every meal.

This week we're breaking down last week's games (as per usual) and we spend an inordinate amount of time discussing the officiating in the Chiefs game and the fallout from it. Cam has some dark aura takes on the Chiefs (as per usual), and whether or not the game of football has been disgraced. We also discuss which coaches may be on the hot seat and make our picks for next week and generally go off the rails a few times along the way.

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Welcome back to the only podcast on the web to make it to 100 episodes without selling out to Spotify (#IndependentJournalism)

This week we're celebrating a century of Better on Paper with more Better on Paper. Cam gets dark aura about the Chiefs (understandably so), we recap the rest of last week's games, make our picks for next week, and react live to the Monday night game.

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Welcome back to the only podcast in the country who talks about the WCC basketball landscape during an NFL show.

This week, we recap a measuring stick Week 11 in the NFL with some major storylines. Will a Chiefs WR learn how to catch the ball? Are the Bengals in trouble for hiding Joe Burrow's injury? Is Tommy DeVito our favorite Italian? Are the Broncos for real?

We interrupt the recap of Week 11 for a major discussion about who should be in the MVP conversation where one very smart and good looking host brings a boat load of impressive stats that ends the debate in support of his guy. The other guy in the debate was in such awe of his brilliance that after recording the episode, the two buried the hatchet and agreed to be on the same team. Cam and TC3 cheer them on.

In our Week 12 preview, Cam is ALL IN on his picks where he is the contrarian of the group this week. He needs a miracle to catch up in his picks, and Will and Kev look to increase their lead. Side note: all of us are still over the 93 percentile in picks because we know ball.

On behalf of the BoP family, we wish all of you a happy Thanksgiving filled with food, family, and most importantly football!

Welcome back to the most interesting podcast hosted by 4 guys in 2 time zones (I hope).

This week we're breaking down week 10 around the league. We're also handing out our midseason awards (Spoiler alert: TC3 called coach of the year in August) and debating the hard questions, such as: Are the Bills frauds? and Is Justin Tucker still good? (yes, he is)

We also make our week 11 picks and go off the rails several more times.

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Welcome back to the only podcast that asks the hard hitting questions like "Is there dairy in mayonnaise?" and "Why is there mayonnaise in my coffee?"

This week we're recapping week 9, the boys lament the abundance of quarterback injuries we've seen this year, Will Levis gets an absurd amount of airtime regarding his dietary habits and whether or not Cam understands good humor. We also make our picks for week 10 and only go off the rails a couple more times.

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Welcome back to the podcast rated #1 by Men's Health for the 3rd year in a row (Absurd Sports Takes Category)

This week we're all down bad (except TC3) coming off a losing week for our teams. But this week will be different! Listen in as we break down last week's games, where it all went wrong, TC3 proclaims his love for the federal government, Cam lowkey threatens a player, and we make our week 9 picks. It's a doozy.

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Welcome back to the first podcast to ask the question "Is Deshaun Watson bad (at football)?"

This week the boys are recapping week 7, including but not limited to thrilling games such as the Patriots defeating the Bills, the Steelers beating the Rams, and other such outcomes one might not expect. We also break down our week 8 picks (Spoiler alert: we're on the same page for once)

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It’s time for some parades in week 7. We’re talking where we won. It’s not much but it’s honest work. Then it’s time for some begging. The boys get on their hands and knees and grovel on their takes. Listeners, we are sorry. We have led you astray, but now you can now point and laugh at us like we all laugh at the broncos.

We cover the good, the bad, and the ugly of week 6. Throw a change up and briefly talk Caleb Williams and the possibility of partial ownership. Lastly we cover the week 7 slate and make our picks.

One Dak Defender drops his weapons and surrenders, while one remains…..

If you're still reading - This week's description is brought to you by Will aka Mr. Editor. Cam pulled an Adam Schefter and just copied and pasted what Will wanted. We trust Will, though.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the net possibly hosted by a werewolf(?), an investigation is underway.

This week we're recapping all the fun and not so fun happenings, winnings and injuries around the NFL and Cam gets awful complainy for someone who's team just won the Super Bowl.

We're also making our week 6 picks and playing a truncated guess that ticket price.

You know where to find us.

Welcome back to the greatest podcast never to be honored with a Nobel Prize.

This week we're back and we're breaking down week 4: the good, the bad, and the toys. The boys are big on the Lions (surprise) and the Chiefs may have a dark aura about them (spoiler alert).

We also make our week 5 picks and once again Will proves to be the iconoclast.

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Welcome back to the best podcast for fighting insomnia.

This week the boys are back and boy was this a week. Obviously we discuss how the Dolphins put up the kind of numbers your older brother does against you in Madden when you're 6 and can barely hold a controller. We also break down the rest of the far less interesting games from week 3, and one slightly interesting game involving Jonathan Gannon's Cardinals (must've been the pregame speech).

We also make our picks for week 4 and the boys talk some extracurriculars around the league.

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Welcome back to the third most likely podcast to convince aliens that Earth has intelligent life.

This week we're recapping week 2 around the NFL, and sneaking in some week 3 picks at the end. We're recording during the Monday night game so there's some live reactions as well (fortunately not of Nick Chubb's injury).

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Welcome back to the only podcast to actual feel the pain of every fantasy football manager.

This week we recap the week 1 matchups, including the Jets and Aaron Rodger's season ending injury 4 plays into the game. We also discuss if the Chiefs are in a doom spiral thanks to Dan Campbell, and make our picks for week 2

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Welcome back to the only podcast to prove you can, in fact, pick your friend's nose. But can you pick you friend's picks? The world may never know.

We're back with a 3rd season of head to head picks, with a new challenger entering the arena. Listen in as we run through every week 1 matchup (God, I'm so excited) and the fellas duke it out over who they think will win, citing expert analysis and incredibly true opinion. This episode is pure guys being dudes.

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p.s. Shoutout the person who doesn't listen to the episodes but enjoys reading the podcast descriptions. I appreciate you. That's like licking the shells of m&m's and not eating the chocolate though (still good)

Welcome back to the only podcast on planet earth to be fueled by the rush I get writing these episode descriptions.

This week the boys are dropping hot takes and bold predictions for the upcoming season. When I say bold, I mean BOLD. Cam is literally trying to get every prediction wrong (will he??), including a certain special wide receiver putting up career numbers.

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Welcome back to the second ever live episode of Better On Paper.

This week we're rounding out our preseason preview and breaking down every division of the NFC. Listen in to find out who we think is the best and the worst.

Welcome back to the only podcast to be recorded from an undisclosed location in Seattle.

This week we have a special episode with the whole team recording live, in person for the first time ever. Listen in as we break down the AFC and give our predictions for who we think tops each division this year.

Welcome back to the most podcast podcast of 2023.

this week we're going around the NFL and giving our slogans for each team for the 2023 season. We got honest, we get real, we might even get funny.

Football is back and so is your favorite podcast. We start off sounding off on Jim Irsay sounding off on Jonathan Taylor and the Zoom Crew of all the RBs. We then discuss the potential future of the franchise tag before moving to the main event. We are talking traditions, but not just any traditions. These are the most sacred, the football ones. It's a relaxing one, so join us as we get ready for the upcoming season, because football is so back.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet that can teach you kung fu for the low low price of $99.95.

This week we're talking the Netflix series "Quarterback" and who we'd like to see chronicled in the next season. And we're back with a fan favorite AITA roundtable where we read some classic posts from the subreddit and the gang passes their judgement. Spoiler alert: We think everyone is a bad person.

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Welcome back to the only podcast to look the miracle of flight in the eye and say "ugh"

This week the gang is back with another draft and we're coming for airports. We're drafting our top mild annoyances of flying. Do you hate long lines at TSA? Flight Delays? Airline food? Well we hate seem realllly minor things, and you're gonna hear all about them. Fasten your seatbelts, put your tray tables in the upright position, and pray to whatever God you believe in because this episode is gonna be a bumpy ride.

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Welcome back to another episode of the the podcast some have called the 8th wonder of the world.

This week we're antsy for some football, so we're playing a little Hot Seat/Cold Throne. We're tossing names out there, coaches, players, fanbases (nobody is safe) and seeing who the guys think is at risk of losing their job this season. Listen in as we go through the softball takes, but some spicy ones too.

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Welcome back to the only podcast north of the equator to allow falconry in our studio (theoretically).

This week the fellas are drafting our top minor inconveniences. Listen in to see who hates stubbing their toe, traffic, tv remotes, and more!

Welcome back to arguably the best podcast out there for people who want to stay up to date on what we're saying about the world of football.

This week we start with a little NBA news as Chris Paul gets traded to the Warriors so he can finally ride Steph's coat tails to a ring.

Next up Will leads us on a little running back free agency rundown as we talk the biggest unsigned names going into mini camps.

Finally Cam plays a game of Who Am I? and stumps most of us as we try to guess Who Am He?

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Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet definitely not written by a robot.

This week we're asking ChatGPT what it thinks about some thorny questions in the sport of football: Who is the greatest quarterback of all time? Is Joe Flacco elite? and we go a little off the rails as we keep asking it the hard questions.

We've just gotten our BIN # and moved to Delaware, like all smart business owners do. Recording from beautiful Slaughter Beach, Delaware the guys talk pressure. Cam, Kev and Will go around the table and discuss who they think has pressure to succeed this season (whatever success is). At the half, we discuss who's perceived IQ to actual IQ differential is larger - Aaron Rodgers or LeBron James? Then we finish off with more pressure talk.

We got another draft for you, NFL jerseys. The categories are home, away, alternate and throwback. Aesthetics are everything and at least one of us has no sense for it. The stakes are low today, so relax and enjoy the slow part of the offseason.

Since the NFL news cycle consists of the beat writers saying only positive things about their teams and how they look in shorts, we decided to take this week to do something a little different. We talk some NBA and LeBron being starved for attention after he gets swept in the Western Conference Finals. After that we have Will, Cam, and Kev doing a draft of things at a BBQ party in honor of Memorial Day. Who would have thought we would have such strong opinions on sides and apps?

We are always open to ideas from the audience. Love to hear about what you want us to talk about on air. Be sure to share with friends and family, and maybe even give us a listen at your BBQ.

Welcome back to the most financially stable podcast in Silicon Valley.

This week we're taking a look at drafts past and asking the question "did my team do okay?"

We're reviewing 1st rounders from the last few years and debating which fanbases are happy with how things shook out, and which ones are looking longingly at what could've been.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet that can sing the alphabet backward.

This week is the week after the draft, that means it's time for our post-draft episode. We break down the winners and losers of the draft, and go over some related free agency moves and what that means for teams.

Welcome back to the only podcast on the internet to be delivered on-time 99% of the time.

Aaron did not mess up (this time) and the Jets finally made a deal happen. The boys discuss this among other unresolved free agency moves. But the meat and potatoes of this episode is the draft. We break down some of the biggest needs each team has and talk draft in general.