Between Two Sterns
By Jared Stern
Between Two SternsApr 26, 2024
Episode 119: There's A Twist!
The Jareds Stern have a few announcements, talk some movie twists, and why are shoe sizes. (Recorded 4/24/24)
Episode 118: Road Rules
The Jareds Stern talk about proper driving etiquette, succumbing to road rage, and a bad dream. (Recorded 4/09/24)
Episode 117: The People Vs. Jared Stern
The Jareds Stern discuss some bad customer service and discover a Jared Stern that might be a bad apple in the eponymous bunch. (Recorded 3/28/24)
Episode 116: Paul Rudd Is The Answer
The Jareds Stern talk about remembering old passwords, recap their recent stand-up show, and realize the answer is Paul Rudd. (Recorded 3/19/24)
Episode 115: Hip Eponymous
The Jareds Stern talk aggressively necessary massages then welcome their Vancouver variant to the show! (Recorded 3/7/24)
Episode 114: Swervivor
The Jareds Stern discuss out of control eyelashes, protein deficiencies, and attempt to recap the Survivor premiere. (Recorded 2/29/24)
Episode 113: Running Buddies
The Jareds Stern talk about fighting spellcheck, recap their big show, and break down Jared EaStern's colonoscopy! Maybe don't eat while you're listening. (Recorded 2/21/24)
Episode 112: Schrödinger's Cat Food
The Jareds Stern talk about some fun Netflix offerings, hype their upcoming shows, discuss the finer points of cat-sitting, and butt stuff. (Recorded 2/13/24)
Episode 111: Best Kept Secret
The Jareds Stern talk into the void about Jared Stern's trip to Disney World, how Taylor Swift crushed Jared Stern's Super Bowl dreams, and how A.I. will kill us all. (Recorded 1/30/24)
Episode 110: The Husband Chair
The Jareds Stern talk about the rabbit hole of competition reality shows, the allure of bidets, and the satisfaction of getting a great deal. (Recorded 1/16/24)
Episode 109.5: Technical Difficulting
Want to know what happened before the Jareds Stern spoke to Shanghai Jared Stern? All is revealed in this Behind Two Sterns video exclusive! (Recorded 1/5/24)
Episode 109: Jared Far Eastern
The Jareds Stern battle technical difficulties to ring in 2024, and celebrate 3 years of the show by welcoming a NEW Jared Stern to their personal multiverse. (Recorded 1/5/24)
Episode 108: That's A Wrap
The Jareds Stern discuss the year that was, goals for 2024, the perils of office life, and take a glimpse into the bleak future of AI. (Recorded 12/13/23)
Episode 107: The Definition Of Insanity
The Jareds Stern talk about editing around each other, recap their Spotify Wrapped, and look forward to three years of the show. (Recorded 12/6/23)
Episode 106: Anticipating The Cockles
The Jareds Stern talk comedy compliments, baking acumen, and AI's potential takeover. (Recorded 11/27/23)
Episode 105: Deuxing A Thing
The Jareds Stern talk about facial grooming, a conspiracy about daylight savings time, and the inevitable conclusion to the Grammy nomination arc. (Recorded 11/20/23)
Episode 104: Upward Spiral
The Jareds Stern grapple with the implications of a possible (but not probabable) Grammy nomination, recap a recent performance, and revisit a medical marvel. (Recorded 11/8/2023)
Episode 103.5: Give Me Something
A bonus, unedited, extended look at the struggle that a Jared Stern went through to come up with a movie series to represent the number he selected.
Episode 103: Between One And A Hundred
The Jareds Stern attempt to lighten the mood, talking glam rock, ear wax, then upping the ante on Wavelength. Enjoy! (Recorded 10/24/23)
Episode 102: Religious Experience
The Jareds Stern try their best to navigate the horrible events that've unfolded recently and discuss the underlying issues that gave rise to them. (Recorded 10/17/23)
Episode 101.5: The Point Between
BONUS CONTENT! The Jareds Stern test out a new game format. Are they on the same wavelength? Find out!
Episode 101: The Listener Who Listened
We're back! And pretty much the same... for now. The Jareds Stern go over the stuff and things that happened over the break, then talk to Between Two Sterns superfan, Vriginia Pickel, who binged ALL of the show. (Recorded 10/3/23)
Episode 100: A Self-Deprecation Of Jareds Stern
Episode 100 is finally here! The Jareds Stern bask in the glow of the accomplishment, reminisce about how the show began, and then welcome back seven of their previous variants to the show to just be Jared Stern. (Recorded 8/6/23)
Episode 099: Quality of Quantity
The Jareds Stern are on the precipice of Episode 100! They discuss Chick-Fil-A, dating apps, Dial of Destiny, and more! (Recorded 7/18/23)
Episode 098: Humbly Egotistical
The Jareds Stern recap some in-person fun, Jared EaStern's jaunt to Louisville, and make a nerdy revelation. (Recorded 7/5/23)
Episode 097: Casual Implosion
Jared Stern of the North is looking for a new direction after things didn't go as planned in NY. The Jareds Stern discuss the aftermath and their newfound adjacency. (Recorded 6/28/23)
Episode 096: This Now Is For You
Episode 095: Jared Stern Strikes Back
The Jareds Stern welcome their most successful variant, Hollywood writer/director Jared Stern, back to the show to shed some light on the WGA strike. (Recorded 5/22/23)
Episode 094: Metaforce
The Jareds Stern discuss Jared EaStern's latest eclectic celebrity encounter, how AI should help us choose content, and another irresponsible purchase. (Recorded 5/18/23)
Episode 093: The Tenth Jared Stern
The Jareds Stern play catch-up after their unplanned hiatus to talk about honest waitstaff, biblical neuroses, and a NEW Jared Stern joins the multi-verse! (Recorded 5/09/23)
Episode 092: Mel Brooks Expectations
The Jareds Stern discuss the latest in Jared Stern of the North's plumbing saga, preparations for Episode 100, and Jared EaStern is struggling to monetize his grief. (Recorded 04/04/23)
Episode 091: To Thine Own Selves Be True
The Jareds Stern discuss Jared Stern of the North's plumbing troubles, Jared EaStern laments that his album may have fallen in the forest with no one there to hear it, and the spoof debate gets settled. (Recorded 3/29/23)
Episode 090: Doing A Thing
Jared Stern of the North spills the North Country tea, Jared EaStern's album is coming soon, and they wrap up some loose ends from last episode. (Recorded 3/20/23)
Episode 089: Argument Clinic
The Jareds Stern talk about Jared Stern of the North's foray into Dungeons & Dragons, History of the World Part 2, and what qualifies as a spoof. (Recorded 3/7/23)
Episode 088: The Jared Stern Effect
The Jareds Stern start off hyping Jared EaStern's upcoming album, then Jared EaStern proves he's a negative when it comes to the Mandela Effect. (Recorded 2/28/23)
Episode 087: A Little Cultish
The Jareds Stern talk about Jared Stern of the North's moving experience, argue over whether the next Super Bowl should be reffed by robots, then welcome the newest Jared Stern into the multiverse. (Recorded 2/21/23)
Episode 086: The Classy J
The Jareds Stern talk about whether their current selves would have a shot with their significant others, and how our teachers lied to us back in elementary school. (Recorded 2/7/23)
Episode 085: Heroin For Your Ears
The Jareds Stern discuss their concern for Britney Spears, the simple brilliance of Below Deck, and assorted snack foods. (Recorded 1/31/23)
Episode 084: Serendipity Doo Dah
The Jareds Stern acknowledge another arbitrary milestone, break down the breakdown of the NY Giants, and Jared EaStern is wrong about milk. (Recorded 1/26/23)
Episode 083: Cautious Rage
The Jareds Stern talk about overdue fitness, rage rooming, and irresponsible bidding before welcoming their Canadian variant to the show. (Recorded 1/9/23)
Episode 082: Between Two Cookies
It's the Season 5 premiere! The Jareds Stern recap what went on during the holiday break: Jared EaStern traveled to Germany and Prague, while Jared Stern of the North was trapped in a Winter hellscape. (Recorded 1/4/23)
Episode 081: Don't Freak Out
'Tis the Season 4 Finale! The Jareds Stern welcome a new Jared Stern to the Multiverse to talk about the inner-workings of Google, targeted ads, and more! (Recorded 12/14/22)
Episode 080: New Karma Smell
The Jareds Stern provide an update on the karmic balance of the universe, dog problems, and vehicles for vanity. (Recorded 12/7/22)
Episode 079: For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls
The Jareds Stern discuss karmic balance, comedy trepidation, and welcome back the Taco Bell Sommelier, Tarun Sinha to talk about his recent brush with fame. (Recorded 11/30/22)
Episode 078: Is It Fraud?
The Jareds Stern discuss the true meaning of Thanksgiving, location scouting, digging out of the big storm, and sad answers to security questions. (Recorded 11/23/22)
Episode 077: Jared Entertainment Stern
The Jareds Stern are back after another unplanned hiatus. They have some good news to share, talk yummy cocktails, and the magic of Chuck E. Cheese.
Episode 076: Necessary Distraction
The Jareds Stern try to lighten things up after last episode. Jared EaStern talks about his tour of #selfcare, they pull back the curtain on last week's episode, and how suddenly Jared Stern of the North likes football. (Recorded 10/26/22)
Episode 075: In Loving Memory
The Jareds Stern talk about the reason for the long hiatus. (Recorded 10/20/22)
Episode 074: Reality and Fantasy
The Jareds Stern have something fairly heavy to address, then it's on to trying to distract from it by discussing the start of the Fantasy Football season. Also, Happy 40th Birthday to Jared Stern of the North! (Recorded 9/13/22)
Episode 073: Tofu Jared Stern
The Jareds Stern discuss bad customer service, their continued amazement that people listen, and a new album that's in the works. (Recorded 08/31/22)