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Bible Brothers

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Comedy writers Dan Klein and Robert Padnick have never read The Bible... until now! Join them every Sunday as they read it from front to back and see what the big whoop is.
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69. NUMBERS 11 - Moses Wants To Die w/SCOTT GAIRDNER

Bible BrothersAug 08, 2021

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AN UPDATE FROM ROBOT ROBERT

AN UPDATE FROM ROBOT ROBERT

Robot Robert, a new AI-generated feature of the Bible Brothers Corporation, announces an update regarding new episodes.

Apr 19, 202401:32
147. Robert's Not-Farewell

147. Robert's Not-Farewell

Robert gives a heartfelt, "I gotta go for a second," and Dan dreams of the future of Bible Brothers.

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Feb 25, 202421:09
146. 1 Samuel 31 & Matthew 1 - Coop-a-thon: Live and Uncut

146. 1 Samuel 31 & Matthew 1 - Coop-a-thon: Live and Uncut

Saul commits harakiri, and Jesus says his first words! Meanwhile the Bros. try to raise funds to pay Cooper back for his years of bondage.

You can contribute on Venmo @Cooper_Peltz ❤️

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Oct 22, 202302:32:08
145. 1 Samuel 27 - Ghost Sighting at the Wizard Ghetto

145. 1 Samuel 27 - Ghost Sighting at the Wizard Ghetto

Saul has a spooky time while the guys flesh out their plan for a Coop-a-thon -- happening on Discord on October 8th!

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Sep 24, 202301:08:43
144. 1 Samuel 27 - David the Master Manipulator

144. 1 Samuel 27 - David the Master Manipulator

David pulls a Bugs Bunny while the guys announce a new special episode.

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Sep 17, 202332:52
143. 1 Samuel 25 - The Death of Samuel

143. 1 Samuel 25 - The Death of Samuel

Samuel dies which is like the shortest death of anyone who has a book of the bible named after them, while the guys stumble upon a new blockbuster supervillain: Edward Cocoman.

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Aug 27, 202301:05:16
142. 1 Samuel 23 - Saul vs David: A Looney Tunes Special

142. 1 Samuel 23 - Saul vs David: A Looney Tunes Special

Saul and David have a classic cat and mouse thing going while the Bros. really bring the heat.

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Aug 20, 202359:28
141. 1 Samuel 21 - Doeg the Bounty Hunter

141. 1 Samuel 21 - Doeg the Bounty Hunter

David accidentally gets a whole town killed and the Bros. are actually enjoying the storytelling???

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Aug 13, 202342:03
140. 1 Samuel 19 - The Psychadelic Prophecy Wall

140. 1 Samuel 19 - The Psychadelic Prophecy Wall

Apparently prophesying is contagious, and the Bros. discover the inspiration for a classic Ferris Bueller gag.

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Aug 06, 202348:45
139. 1 Samuel 17 - David & Goliath: A Real David Vs Goliath Story

139. 1 Samuel 17 - David & Goliath: A Real David Vs Goliath Story

David has his third origin story while the Bros. speculate on what Saul can do with 100 Philistine foreskins.

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Jul 30, 202352:24
138. 1 Samuel 15 - King David the Little Hottie

138. 1 Samuel 15 - King David the Little Hottie

God finds a hot new king while the Bros. ask the big questions.

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Jul 23, 202357:25
137. 1 Samuel 13 - Me Want Honeycomb

137. 1 Samuel 13 - Me Want Honeycomb

The Israelites play a game of hide and seek with the Philistines, while the Bros. dream of being in an exotic train station.

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Jul 16, 202301:04:52
136. 1 Samuel 11 - Cool Villain Alert

136. 1 Samuel 11 - Cool Villain Alert

A cool villain threatens Israel -- how long will he last against Saul? Meanwhile the Bros. dream of paying off Cooper.

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Jul 02, 202335:34
135. 1 Samuel 9 - A Star is Born

135. 1 Samuel 9 - A Star is Born

Israel finally gets their king they've been begging for, and the guys have some hot takes on prophecy.

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Jun 25, 202351:48
134. 1 Samuel 7 - Hey, We're FINE

134. 1 Samuel 7 - Hey, We're FINE

We get a Behind the Music doc about Samuel, and the Bros. have an existential crisis.

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Jun 11, 202341:02
133. 1 Samuel 5 - God and the House of Dagon (Dragon?)

133. 1 Samuel 5 - God and the House of Dagon (Dragon?)

God takes a field trip to Philistine country while the Bros. leave us on a cliffhanger.

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Jun 04, 202337:09
132. 1 Samuel 3 - Israel's Red Wedding

132. 1 Samuel 3 - Israel's Red Wedding

Pretty much everyone you've heard of so far? Dead. The Bros. discuss the pros of pantheism.

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May 28, 202337:48
131. 1 Samuel 1 - Lofi Bible Reading to Lose Your Mind to

131. 1 Samuel 1 - Lofi Bible Reading to Lose Your Mind to

There's a new god baby in town and the Bros. expand into the lofi/trance music space.

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May 21, 202353:08
130. Ruth 3 - Ruth Seduces a DILF?

130. Ruth 3 - Ruth Seduces a DILF?

Ruth pulls some sexy moves on the threshing floor while Robert and Dan manufacture some banter.

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Apr 02, 202335:32
129. Ruth 1 - Is This the Plot of Pretty Woman?

129. Ruth 1 - Is This the Plot of Pretty Woman?

Ruth starts off slow while Robert forgets how to read the Bible and Dan can't understand a thing.

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Mar 26, 202344:48
128. JUDGES 20 - CHUNK LIVE: The Finale

128. JUDGES 20 - CHUNK LIVE: The Finale

Will Benjamin be exiled from the tribes of Israel? Will the Bros. sell out their t-shirts? 

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Feb 05, 202301:02:06
127. JUDGES 18 - CHUNK LIVE: The Haunting of Gibeah

127. JUDGES 18 - CHUNK LIVE: The Haunting of Gibeah

Truly unspeakable things are going down in the Bible as the Bros. record live on Discord! 

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Jan 29, 202348:22
126. JUDGES 16 - Samson: Just a Big Kinky Guy

126. JUDGES 16 - Samson: Just a Big Kinky Guy

Samson is the Tiger Woods of his day, and the Bros. come up with new No Fear shirt ideas.

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Jan 22, 202350:42
125. JUDGES 14 - Samson Kills Simba??

125. JUDGES 14 - Samson Kills Simba??

Samson is no longer a baby and he's absolutely wrecking the Philistines (who are dumb?), and the Bros. come to terms with a coup in the organization. 

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Jan 15, 202356:59
124. JUDGES 10 - Shibboleth or Sibboleth?

124. JUDGES 10 - Shibboleth or Sibboleth?

Triple H plays word games with the Ephraimites, and the Bros. persevere through a demoralizing setback. 

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Jan 08, 202334:03
123. JUDGES 9 - A Certain... WOMAN???

123. JUDGES 9 - A Certain... WOMAN???

Gideon's son goes absolute sicko mode on his brothers, and the Bros. meet another instant classic Bible character. 

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Jan 01, 202343:15
122. JUDGES 7 - Gideon & God: Two Wild & Crazy Guys

122. JUDGES 7 - Gideon & God: Two Wild & Crazy Guys

God has finally found someone who will match his chaos energy, and that's a good thing? Somehow the Bible is defying all odds and has continued to be good for the third week in a row! How long will this last? 

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Dec 25, 202241:04
121. JUDGES 5 - God's Hot Soup

121. JUDGES 5 - God's Hot Soup

Deborah sings the best song we've heard and Gideon may have found The Mask. The Bros. knock out their second Studio Chunk of Judges. A+ Bible. Five Stars. 

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Dec 18, 202240:33
120. JUDGES 3 - The Very Fat King

120. JUDGES 3 - The Very Fat King

The boys are back! The Judges are judging! The Bible is good???

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Dec 11, 202251:44
119. JUDGES 2 - Breaking Bad

119. JUDGES 2 - Breaking Bad

God is basically Walter White and the Israelites are Jesse. Also, where is all the milk and honey??

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Sep 25, 202251:55
118. Judges 1 - Part 2: Is The Bible A Cautionary Tale?

118. Judges 1 - Part 2: Is The Bible A Cautionary Tale?

The Bible Brothers stumble upon an interesting theory: maybe the Bible was written to show us how NOT to be? It kind of makes sense!

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Sep 18, 202248:56
117. JUDGES 1 - Part One: The Extended Bible Universe aka The Bibleverse

117. JUDGES 1 - Part One: The Extended Bible Universe aka The Bibleverse

The rapid fire of Biblical events are interrupted by the Bible Brothers' brilliant cinematic idea for The Bibleverse. 

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Sep 11, 202252:13
116. JOSHUA FINALE!

116. JOSHUA FINALE!

Josh does a little "best of" recap before kickin' the bucket. Now let's get to the judgin'!

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Sep 04, 202253:46
115. JOSHUA 22 - Do It For Love

115. JOSHUA 22 - Do It For Love

An old, dying Joshua has some last words for the Israelites.  

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Aug 28, 202252:57
114. JOSHUA 20 - Slayer City: The Video Game

114. JOSHUA 20 - Slayer City: The Video Game

God is back on his Slayer City b.s. but it at least inspires a great video game this time.  

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Aug 21, 202252:19
113. JOSHUA 18 - Last of The Lots

113. JOSHUA 18 - Last of The Lots

We're pretty sure these are the last boring descriptions of land inheritances, and unfortunately they're so boring the Bible Brothers have decided to try and entertain you with some old radio skits. 5 Stars for effort? Please? 

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Aug 14, 202239:52
112. JOSHUA 16 - Chop Down Some Trees & Get Some Slaves

112. JOSHUA 16 - Chop Down Some Trees & Get Some Slaves

Some tribes want more land and Joshua gets sassy. And things go horribly wrong for The Bros. 

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Aug 07, 202238:43
111. JOSHUA 15 - The "Mapkin" Contest w/NICK THORBURN & DAVID O'REILLY

111. JOSHUA 15 - The "Mapkin" Contest w/NICK THORBURN & DAVID O'REILLY

NICK THORBURN & DAVID O'REILLY join the Bible Brothers for arguably the most boring chapters in Bible history. But it led us to come up with a contest at least. Send in those map drawings!

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Jul 31, 202259:25
110. JOSHUA 13 - Caleb, The Wily Ol' Vet

110. JOSHUA 13 - Caleb, The Wily Ol' Vet

Bear with us this episode. There's a lot of talk about land rites -- YAWN! But then Caleb shows up, and sure he's older now, but he wants what was promised to him dammit!

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Jul 24, 202238:55
109. JOSHUA 11 - The Bible's Weird Counting System

109. JOSHUA 11 - The Bible's Weird Counting System

As the Bible goes over the number of kings killed by the Israelites, it busts out a very weird counting system. Seriously it's so weird. 

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Jul 17, 202242:48
108. JOSHUA 9 - Weird Moldy Bread Trick

108. JOSHUA 9 - Weird Moldy Bread Trick

Some guys concoct a weird plan to trick the Israelites into a covenant by acting like helpless old people with moldy old bread.  


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Jul 10, 202249:42
107. JOSHUA 8 - Cheat To Win

107. JOSHUA 8 - Cheat To Win

The Israelites have the biggest, scariest army, but they're still gonna do some weird little cheats to make sure they win.

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Jul 03, 202241:42
106. JOSHUA 6 - Joshua Confronts A Psychopatch

106. JOSHUA 6 - Joshua Confronts A Psychopatch

Some guy steals gold from God, and he doesn't seem to be too mad about being sentenced to death. Also, some technical difficulties FOR WHICH WE ARE VERY SORRY! Please don't be mad at us. WE WILL FIX THIS.

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Jun 26, 202227:13
105. JOSHUA 4 - Double Circumcisions?!

105. JOSHUA 4 - Double Circumcisions?!

Just when you thought The Bible might never mention circumcisions again, not only does it bring it up out of nowhere, but now it says guys are getting two of them!

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Jun 19, 202236:51
104. JOSHUA 1 - Spies & Prostitutes

104. JOSHUA 1 - Spies & Prostitutes

Joshua throws us right smack in the middle of a James Bond movie! Stuff is happening again. Yay!

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Jun 12, 202243:51
103. THE DEUTERONOMY FINALE!

103. THE DEUTERONOMY FINALE!

It's over. We did it, you guys. Wow. Time to bring on, Josh!

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Jun 04, 202234:25
102. DEUTERONOMY 31 - The Perfect Song

102. DEUTERONOMY 31 - The Perfect Song

Right before Moses dies, he suddenly decides to write and perform the perfect song. 

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May 22, 202244:13
101. DEUTERONOMY 29 - Strong Drink

101. DEUTERONOMY 29 - Strong Drink

WARNING: These chapters are pretty boring, but don't worry: Dan and Robert learn about Strong Drink! 

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May 15, 202243:10
100. DEUTERONOMY 27 - Curses!

100. DEUTERONOMY 27 - Curses!

If you don't follow the word of God you gonna get cursed! This week, Dan (aka Pelé) and Robert read a big long list of curses!

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May 08, 202257:34
99. DEUTERONOMY 25 - Take Him By The Secrets

99. DEUTERONOMY 25 - Take Him By The Secrets

Dan and Robert are baaaaaaack!!! Thank you everyone for bearing with us as Robert acclimates to a new baby. Now let's some read some laws about grabbing testicles.

May 01, 202235:40