Big Facts No Cap Aug 13, 2021
Detention
We're heading to the principal's office on this one. The boys discuss pizza by the slice shops, Paul and Phil's favorite rapper Gawne, and Paul's failed alter ego. The duo then tackle two advice columns on serving time in the big house (saturday school detention and out of school suspension, that is). They end off with a third segment where they decide which historical figures deserve detention, once and for all.
Article 1: Dr. Wallacehttps://thebrunswicknews.com/opinion/advice_columns/can-couples-kiss-at-school/article_d12e3cd0-e892-5ec4-bb80-b216cd4efd11.html
Article 2: Care and Feedinghttps://slate.com/human-interest/2021/11/should-parents-bribe-kids-parenting-advice-care-feeding.html
Third Seggy: Interview with jazz legend Louis Armstrong
Undercover bosses with Philip and Louie
Just wait till your dad gets home! Oh wait, here he is! Phil is back with the boys to discuss Teezo touchdown, undercover bosses, and a mixture of topical and out of date media. The gang then discusses how it takes two to tango among many other dances. Phil then leaves us high and dry for our third segment. Luckily, we had a legendary jazz musician on standby...
Article 1: Dance Spirit: I can't figure out my performance facehttps://dancespirit.com/dear-katie-dance-performance-face/
Article 2: The Ethicist: Our theater is fighting about diversity. Who's right?https://archive.is/Wii0e
Third Seggy: Interview with jazz legend Louis Armstrong
Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth
Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth
Scams
Scams
Ancestry
Ancestry
let em cook
let em cook
Soda
soda
Cowboys and indians
cowboys and indians
Dora
Dora
last call
last call
CRINGE
instead of reading descriptions why don't you just look in the mirror if you want to understand this ep
Favors
The boys discuss hair transplants, the legitimacy of feng shui, and George Bush's masterclass. They then tackle the topic of favors across two columns and finish up with a double third seggy where we do a favor for the people who need it most right now (i.e. Taylor Swift fans).
Article 1: When is it okay to help a disabled person?https://folks.pillpack.com/ask-ada-when-is-it-okay-to-help-a-disabled-person/
Article 2: Favor spirals into a complaint trianglehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2023/07/02/carolyn-hax-friends-favor-partner/
Third Seggy: Donation to the PCRF and Topical Tip for GaylorsDonate: https://www.pcrf.netTopical tip: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/17hc8bd/members_of_gaylor_swift_a_subreddit_dedicated_to/
Suburbs
The boys discuss potato salad, meeting strangers at the bar, and Paul's childhood in the bamboo forest. They then tackle the topic of suburbs in two kooky columns and finish up with a third seggy all about the best suburbia has to offer.
Article 1: Reader wants to report neighbors https://www.uexpress.com/life/sense-and-sensitivity/2018/01/11
Article 2: Not yet urban not yet suburban https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/08/friend-secret-about-divorce-dear-prudence-advice.html
Third Seggy: Keep it in town, Keep it local, or Ditch it: suburb chains edition
Halloween
Halloween
Phone it in
The boys discuss rock formation, Olivier Giroud's heroic performance at the weekend, and Debbie the terrible driver. They then tackle two questions concerning people being lazy and phoning it in. They wrap up with a pretty nonexistent third segment about a subreddit and some more personal stories.Article 1: Miss Manners: My neighbor throws his dog poop in my truckhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2022/06/03/miss-manners-neighbor-dog-poop/Article 2: Ask Sahaj: I feel guilty about mt lack of career ambitionhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2023/02/09/ask-sahaj-guilt-lack-career-ambition/Third Seggy: R/Therewasanattempt
Red Flags
Red Flags
Baby Names
Is a podcast by any other name just as sweet? Welcome back to another episode of big facts no cap. This week the boys talk the prophet Mohhammad, book clubs, and Clint Eastwood's yearly movies. The duo then tackle advice columns on naming lil baby humans and wrap up with a third segment about celebrity baby names.
youtube video about Aztec death whistle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NlzT4zKFew
Article 1: Advice King: What should I name my twins?https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-what-should-i-name-my-twins/article_ff6eb932-003a-11ec-b4bb-d3fce846e0ae.html
Article 2: Care and feeding: My husband and mother in law changed my baby's namehttps://slate.com/human-interest/2019/02/mother-in-law-changed-middle-name-care-and-feeding.html
Third Seggy: Rating celebrity baby names
Hispanic Heritage Month
The photos to make the 3rd segment make any sense
Kickflips and dipshits
Babe wake up, new BFNC guest episode just dropped. That's right we're going back to back. The boys welcome friend, organizer, and bee scientist Marshall. The boys talk the true meaning of being labmates, rock climbing, and Polish nepo babies. They then tackle advice columns on skateboarding and sleep schedules with a bonus skating aperitif. We finish up with a third seggy testing Marshall's ability to pick out quotes from mostly middle aged white men.Aperitif: Ladies Skateworld: What do you think of female skaters?https://womxnskatehistoryca.files.wordpress.com/2023/04/ladies-skateworld-vol-1-no-1-april-1986.pdfArticle 1: Find Your Fit: The Skater Boyfriend Who Wants Professional with an Edgehttps://www.autostraddle.com/find-your-fit-the-skater-boyfriend-who-wants-professional-with-an-edge-424802/
Article 2: Why am I so aggressive in my sleep?http://www.end-your-sleep-deprivation.com/why-am-i-so-aggressive-in-my-sleep.html
Third Seggy: Tony, Tony, Toni, Tony, or Tony
Snitches and Mice
Don't worry kiddos, zaddy Phillip is home. Yup, another one of those episodes. The boys talk Phil's new rap name, female comedians, and Phil's habit of storming out of podcast recordings when he doesn't agree with the hosts. They then tackle advice columns on pest control and debating internet commenters despite it causing you much mental anguish, two things near and dear to Phil's heart. We finish up with a third seggy testing Phil's pedigree as a true MC. Listen to the end or else Phil might pull up on you with the stiggly wiggly.
Article 1: Answer Fella: Smart Mice, Buying Fake Boobs & How to Fudge a Job Interview
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/q-and-a/a2904/answerfella0607/
Article 2: Carolyn Hax: Hubby won’t stop arguing with strangers in comments, Facebook posts
Third Seggy: Guess the Rhyme
tattoo
tattoo
Bein' Short
Don't sell this ep short, y'all. The boys discuss wing sauces, season 2 of Taika Waititi's Reservoir Dogs, and Paul's main character syndrome. They then size up the phenomenon that is short kings and their various sized queens. The duo tackle a question about a nazi child and a bridezilla short on options. They wrap up with a third seggy recruiting short kings and queens to play a game of hoops against each other.
Article 1: Care and Feedinghttps://slate.com/human-interest/2022/01/short-son-advice-parenting.html
Article 2: A Practical Weddinghttps://apracticalwedding.com/husband-wear-lifts-at-wedding/
Third Seggy: Drafting starting 5s
Tim Burton
Happy birthday, Mr. Burton! The boys celebrate Timmy B's birthday with a macabre episode of gothic fantasy. The boys discuss thermostat settings, hate for uncle joe, and contemporary Egyptian language. They round the episode off with some steamy conversations with the big man himself.Article 1: https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2022/04/05/wedding-dress-advice-black-instead-of-white/7135946001/?gnt-cfr=1Article 2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/09/genderless-pronouns-parenting-advice-from-care-and-feeding.htmlThird Seggy: Flirtin' with Burton
friday
friday
crime
crime
Grocery Store
And we back. The boys talk inventing things by drawing them first, Paul getting bullied off twitter, and Barbenheimer. They then dive into the crazy world of grocery stores and tackle two columns about grocery store rules and customs. They wrap up with a third seggy all about head to head grocery store staple match ups.
Article 1: Miss Mannershttps://www.mercurynews.com/2022/08/05/miss-manners-the-customer-behind-me-touched-my-items-and-im-still-fuming/amp/
Article 2: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/06/dear-prudence-groceries-houseguest-manners.html
Thirdy Seggy: Coke vs Pepsi
Italian Food
Italian Food
Sequel
Sequel
zombees
zombees
eXtreme Sports
extreme sports
Graduation
Graduation
Pride Month
Pride Month
Growing Pains
Growing Pains
portland
The boys talk Paul's love for the troops, medical animosity, and the odds of coin flips. They then tackle articles all situated in the context of the city of rosy bridges: Portland. They wrap up with a quiz about whether certain wacky hijinks are true to the weird city of Portland or the kooky sketch show Portlandia.Article 1: The Rumpus: Dear Sugarhttps://therumpus.net/2009/04/how-do-i-get-rid-of-the-defense-mechanisms-ingrained-that-tell-me-i-have-to-battle-to-be-heard-when-everyone-is-already-listening-i-have-nothing-to-say/
Article 2: Lizzy Acker: Why tho?https://www.oregonlive.com/advice/2022/10/why-tho-why-am-i-left-being-social-director-for-my-husbands-new-in-town-college-friends.html
Thirdy Seggy: Truth or Portlandia? Quizhttps://www.pdxmonthly.com/arts-and-culture/2014/02/truth-or-portlandia-february-2014
interior design
interior design
world records
world records
the usual
the usual
First Dates
first dates
coupons
coupons
Injury
Injury
smalll towns
small towns
prison
In this episode: The boys talk Youtube prank videos, Francis Marion the swamp fox, and sassy dragon tropes. The duo then tackle questions concerning the prison industrial complex, the funniest topic for a podcast. They then wrap up with a topical tip for former Home Alone 2 star Donald J Trump.
Article 1: The ethicist
Article 2: Carolyn Hax
Third Seggy: Topical Tip on 45
Personal Hi Gene
In this episode: The boys talk rye chips, the Hannibal Buress-John Mulaney dichotomy, and the innovation that capitalism breeds. They then tackle questions about handling a hairy hubby and a pissy boss. The duo rap up with a tier list of shark tank personal hygiene products.
Article 1: Dear Abby
Article 2: Ask a manager
https://www.askamanager.org/2019/07/my-boss-pees-in-a-cup-and-dumps-it-in-the-kitchen-sink.html
Third Seggy: Shark Tank Hygiene products tier list
Snap crackle ... pop
snap crackle and pop
Awards
Awards
secrets
secrets
exotic animals
exotic animals
On More Year Around the Sun
On More Year Around the Sun
creatives
In this episode: Adrian tries to find his celebenemy, Paul describes his strategy for picking professors in college, and the duo discuss how to cheat on the Food Network’s Chopped. They then tackle questions about how to handle zoomer dances at a wedding and whether musical geniuses should leave their wives before or after they get famous. Keep up the hustle until you’re the Lebron of your job my dudes!
Article 1: : Very Serious
Article 2: Dear Abby
Third Seggy: Topical Tip on Phil’s new podcast
essentials
Today we’re taking things back to basics with an episode all about the essentials in life. Paul and Adrian talk restaurant names, fighting strategies, and Minnetonka loafers. The boys then do a third seggy off top à la GQ’s top ten essentials. They then tackle advice on travel essentials and packing heat. Don’t get caught lackin’ famo.
Third Seggy: Adrian and Paul’s 10 Essentials
Article 1: Ask Chris Black
https://nymag.com/strategist/article/chris-black-travel-essentials.html
Article 2: Care and Feeding