Big Facts No Cap

We're heading to the principal's office on this one. The boys discuss pizza by the slice shops, Paul and Phil's favorite rapper Gawne, and Paul's failed alter ego. The duo then tackle two advice columns on serving time in the big house (saturday school detention and out of school suspension, that is). They end off with a third segment where they decide which historical figures deserve detention, once and for all.

Just wait till your dad gets home! Oh wait, here he is! Phil is back with the boys to discuss Teezo touchdown, undercover bosses, and a mixture of topical and out of date media. The gang then discusses how it takes two to tango among many other dances. Phil then leaves us high and dry for our third segment. Luckily, we had a legendary jazz musician on standby...

The boys discuss hair transplants, the legitimacy of feng shui, and George Bush's masterclass. They then tackle the topic of favors across two columns and finish up with a double third seggy where we do a favor for the people who need it most right now (i.e. Taylor Swift fans).

The boys discuss potato salad, meeting strangers at the bar, and Paul's childhood in the bamboo forest. They then tackle the topic of suburbs in two kooky columns and finish up with a third seggy all about the best suburbia has to offer.

Is a podcast by any other name just as sweet? Welcome back to another episode of big facts no cap. This week the boys talk the prophet Mohhammad, book clubs, and Clint Eastwood's yearly movies. The duo then tackle advice columns on naming lil baby humans and wrap up with a third segment about celebrity baby names.

The photos to make the 3rd segment make any sense

Don't worry kiddos, zaddy Phillip is home. Yup, another one of those episodes. The boys talk Phil's new rap name, female comedians, and Phil's habit of storming out of podcast recordings when he doesn't agree with the hosts. They then tackle advice columns on pest control and debating internet commenters despite it causing you much mental anguish, two things near and dear to Phil's heart. We finish up with a third seggy testing Phil's pedigree as a true MC. Listen to the end or else Phil might pull up on you with the stiggly wiggly. 

Article 1: Answer Fella: Smart Mice, Buying Fake Boobs & How to Fudge a Job Interview

Don't sell this ep short, y'all. The boys discuss wing sauces, season 2 of Taika Waititi's Reservoir Dogs, and Paul's main character syndrome. They then size up the phenomenon that is short kings and their various sized queens. The duo tackle a question about a nazi child and a bridezilla short on options. They wrap up with a third seggy recruiting short kings and queens to play a game of hoops against each other.

And we back. The boys talk inventing things by drawing them first, Paul getting bullied off twitter, and Barbenheimer. They then dive into the crazy world of grocery stores and tackle two columns about grocery store rules and customs. They wrap up with a third seggy all about head to head grocery store staple match ups.

In this episode: The boys talk Youtube prank videos, Francis Marion the swamp fox, and sassy dragon tropes. The duo then tackle questions concerning the prison industrial complex, the funniest topic for a podcast. They then wrap up with a topical tip for former Home Alone 2 star Donald J Trump.

Article 1: The ethicist

In this episode: The boys talk rye chips, the Hannibal Buress-John Mulaney dichotomy, and the innovation that capitalism breeds. They then tackle questions about handling a hairy hubby and a pissy boss. The duo rap up with a tier list of shark tank personal hygiene products. 

Article 1: Dear Abby

In this episode: Adrian tries to find his celebenemy, Paul describes his strategy for picking professors in college, and the duo discuss how to cheat on the Food Network’s Chopped. They then tackle questions about how to handle zoomer dances at a wedding and whether musical geniuses should leave their wives before or after they get famous. Keep up the hustle until you’re the Lebron of your job my dudes!

Article 1: : Very Serious

Today we’re taking things back to basics with an episode all about the essentials in life. Paul and Adrian talk restaurant names, fighting strategies, and Minnetonka loafers. The boys then do a third seggy off top à la GQ’s top ten essentials. They then tackle advice on travel essentials and packing heat. Don’t get caught lackin’ famo.

Third Seggy: Adrian and Paul’s 10 Essentials

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