It’s a brand new Hierophant year and the end of an empire, so what better time to praise Capricorns? Listen to Rose and Gala regress to progress, and talk retrogrades. Find out if Dolly, Sade, and Mary J were just placed on this earth to make dykes despondent with longing. What’s a Capricorn Venus got to do to get some Real Love? Slow down, tune in.
Rose and Gala help you savor the last drops of Sagittarius season on the longest night in the Northern Hemisphere and the Great(est) Conjunction. Go big or go home--and then go big at home! We know Sagittarians are philosophers but they're playful ponies too. That's why we've got some light-hearted fare for you this solstice. Play a round of Name That Sagittarius and see if you know your sapphic archers! Pontificate on morals with our attempt to assign Mars signs to AITA querents. Grab a hot beverage and settle in for the last laughs of 2020.
Rose and Gala record a Scorpio season episode, take 2, leaving the first try in the vault (a mystery!). An investigative episode into the annals of political party past, evocative of our favorite astrological super sleuth. Find out what these two gal pals turned gumshoes discover and figure out what’s coincidence and what’s fate.
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How do you cuff in a pandemic? How is your Covid pod like an ensemble cast rom-com? Are cardinal Libras guilty of cardinal sins or just full of sensual ideas? Do they have a look? According to Rose, “yes, they look good. “ But, will looking good get us through all these Pluto Problems? Take a trip through our sliding doors and find out what’s possible!
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Rose and Gala zoom in to talk Virgo virtues, viral realities, and the trappings of electoral politics as activism. Who's chaos is whose, and who are we gonna call to help us get through it all? Is there a Hepa filter Herculean enough to handle this hellscape?
An episode that keeps Leos in mind even when they think not enough people are thinking about them. An episode that knows an easy square is hard to find and even fixed signs need a little tenderness. Come for the exploration of Uranus retrograde, stay for the Leo gaymes and lesbian variety.
Gala and Rose talk crustacean coping mechanisms, emotional containers, Vida, and the commitment and care it takes to sustain a movement. Shelter in place is old hat for folks that carry their homes on their backs, but what about the rest of us? And how are we supposed to survive the tropical storm that is 6 months of Mars in Aries, facing off with Pluto and Saturn in grumpy ole' Capricorn? Tune in to find out, or at least find some company.
Gala and Rose take a ride on the information expressway this Gemini season, talking Lunar Eclipses and multiple realities in the pandemic parallax view. Kick back with some casual laughs, accidental insights, and archetypal investigations into new TV indulgences like Dead 2 Me... and every show Roberta Colindrez has Lezstarred in this quarantine season. Come for the vocal fry, stay for the Miso Braised Chard recipe.
Rose and Gala staying homo and here for you. On this Taurantine season episode, they’re fetching the bolt cutters and talking big moons. Tune in and it’s almost like you have some gay friends over? Remember that?
The inimitable Aries Astro Queen, Annabel Gat herself, visits with Rose and Gala on this episode of BDE. What’s sapphic about isolation? What will the most DTF signs do you when they’re TDTF: Too Distant To Fuck? Venus Retrograde? In this Economy?
Gala and Rose square dance through the rest of this Pisces/ Aquarius retrograde and help you get right with the full moon in Virgo. Saturn shifts into Aquarius and it’s finally time for the fixed signs to sweat. Speaking of sweat, it’s never too late to swoon over the cast and crew of Portrait of a Lady on Fire (SPOILER ALERT). Is this the most Scorpio lez movie ever made? Is it better to be the poet or the lover? Is it really so hard to ask the other person if this is a date? Tune in and find out!
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Capricorn season might be over but Daddy’s still making waves. Ride out the mid-winter blues with Rose and Gala while they track which signs are getting t-boned and why AQUARIUS season is tv heaven. What is a sex wedge? What is the first rule of a throuple? What do you call the cis boys lesbians date before they level up? When the edible hits, the hits keep on coming.
Rose and Gala want to know who put the X in your Mercury Rx this Scorpio season. In an episode full of anecdotes and apocrypha, your favorite sapphists sing the praises of our Zodiac’s moodiest water sign. Find out what Rose says about drowning in a pit filled with snakes!
Was your first girlfriend also a Libra? Rose and Gala want to know who struck the inaugural blow to your heart this chilly autumnal season. Cozy up with a tea and perk your homo ears as they discuss all things cardinal and the price of sal...Saturn.
Rose and Gala savor the dog days of summer with a Virgo-charged episode that is equal parts criticism and praise, a combo these Earthy babes need to survive! Tune in for Rose’s Lily Tomlin obsession, Gala’s Virgo PHD, polarity pondering, and more!
Congrats! You made it! Sort of? Rose and Gala try to make sense of the eclipse season/Mercury Rx pileup, and dish on Midsommer, Big Little Lies, 90s Boy Bands, and an overwhelming sense of dread. Don't worry, there's some laughs in there too...
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This pride weekend, Rose and Gala play with roles that remind you no matter what gender you are, it’s all in the family. They’re not gay as in happy but queer as in mournful... but still managing to have more fun than straight people. If you're feeling a little eclipsed, there's a reason! Don't feel too bad if you're ready to climb down from the mountain top and and burrow into the sand with the crabs. We could all learn a thing or two from our ♋️friends in their birthday season.
Rose and Gala rub real hard on an age old conundrum: Lesbian Bed Death. What gives and who can’t get it up?
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“Are you codependent or are you just happy to see me?” Rose and Gala discuss the age old lez conundrum of renting a Uhaul and losing your autonomy. What can this Aries season teach us about secure attachment? Is that just the right master lock for your truck? Find out!
Are you gen x, gen (wh)y, gen z, or a millennial? What if generations were divided by Pluto’s position, instead? Gala and Rose delve deep into the Pluto in Scorpio Generation and offer up some sapphic answers. Tune in for the sick sad world of murderous muff divers and slutty sirens that helped define a powerful new generation of dykes.
With news of an L Word reboot looming, Rose and Gala ask the burning question: is this the way that we live--and love? Plenty of dykegressions, a laundry list of complaints, and some hotly contended debates over the astrological signs of the hit series' main characters.
It’s not easy being queer but it sure is educational! In their debut episode, Rose and Gala explore the different love languages of the zodiac in preparation for Valentine’s Day. Tune in for "dykegressions", Astro illumination, and some sweet company, too!