LL Hot H
Time to talk about the L word again…. Libras! Libra is ruled by Venus and Venus is all about our values so this episode we’re putting our values under a delicate vintage magnifying glass. Is it possible to own land and still be invested in justice? Once you marry someone who wants to colonize space are you queer? What makes a lesbian commune vs. a queer lesbian commune? And since Venus was still in Scorpio, and Scorpio loves other people’s money, play along while we imagine what dyke diversions we might dip into with $89,000,000.
October 7, 2021
Bisexual Blazer Energy
Join Rose and Gala as they wrap up Virgo season and prepare for Mercury retrograde in Libra by asking hard-hitting questions and not expecting you to answer them. Everyone knows that while Virgo is The Virgin in the texts of olde, they’re everyone’s favorite freak. But, isn’t it also true that Virgo’s the most bisexual of all the Zodiac signs? Cameron Diaz, Sara Ramirez, Evan Rachel Wood, Pink, Lili Reinhart, Jada Pinkett Smith, need we say more? Never-mind, we do. Speaking of bisexuals, and we definitely are, isn’t it time to retire “Gold Star” as a thing? Don’t we all put on our blazers one sleeve at a time? Isn’t it time for a little mutual reception? Whether you’ve been sowing and reaping, or heauxing and sleeping, the hosts of BDE are here to serve up a farmer’s market of dyke digressions.
September 21, 2021
Laughing, Lions, Loving, Labrys, Lusting (the way that we live)
Sun’s out and so are we in the newest episode of BDE. If pride is such a Leo thing then how come so many Gay Prides happen in Cancer season? Maybe that’s what Sister Sledge was singing about. Speaking of Leos, and we are, what was UP with Lion’s Gate? Listen to Rose’s case for Water Gate instead. In Leo season, we all get a gate. Except the younger generation of L Word: Gen Q, that is. Find out why we think they should be seen to the door instead. And, if two medium age dykes droning about dramatic disappointment isn’t your cup of fair trade brew, we’ve slipped in more than a few rounds of “Top, Bottom, Verse?” to keep you in the game. L Word Spoiler Time Stamps: 43:15-60:41
August 19, 2021
Our oceans are afire but our hearts are too in this Cancerian tinged episode that’s all about old flames and the timeless travails of lesbians who just can’t let go. Come soak in the creative brine with Rose and Gala and find out what’s left to preserve.
July 19, 2021
Will it fit in a Subaru Baja?
Spend the last day of Gemini season with Gala and Rose as they ride out the final waves of Mercury Retrograde. Enjoy a gentle mental cocktail of astro Insights and gaymes as they talk transits and trivia. How many novels has Jeanette Winterson written? Given the choice, would you keep your St. Andrews Cross or your 6' cat tower? Which Angelina Jolie movie made you gayer, Hackers or Foxfire? Geminis are all about sharing stories so whether you’re here to listen or to play along you’re sure to have a good time.
June 19, 2021
Are Jncos back?
As we savor the last hours of Taurus season, let’s take a beat and ask ourselves... is there anyone hotter than Kehlani? Nevermind, let’s talk about acrylic nails. Hands are a Gemini thing. Wait are we in retro shade? Speaking of retro, are Jncos back? What’s the truth about the cool S? Surrender to Mercury in Gemini and bounce from topic to topic. Find out what makes jigsaw puzzles the ultimate erotic act. We’re here, we’re queer, our liberation is tied up with yours!
May 20, 2021
Squaring Saturn, Sexing Satan
When the dykes are online talking about fighting Mary Oliver and conservative squares won’t let Satan have a lap dance, we know it’s Aries season. In this episode, we spend a good deal of time talking Aries magic and the Chiron in Aries healing journey by way of Lil Nas X, his video for Montero and his natal transits too. What's healthier for a Chiron wound than a little sexual expression? What's the diff between an Aries Sun and Aries Moon? Nerd out, Astro-enthusiasts, while we venerate Mars and stimulate Pluto. Get in the car, homos, we’re going to hell ...metaphorically. If you’d like to look along, the charts we pulled up use these dates and details: Birthday: 12:00 pm April 9, 1999, Atlanta, GA. 14th Birthday: April 9th, 2013 Old Town Road Initial Release: December 2, 2018 Old Town Road Hits Number one: April 13, 2019 Call Me By Your Name video premiere: March 25, 2021 Satan Shoes Released: March 29, 2021
April 16, 2021
Cut My Life in 2 Pisces, This is My Last Rebirth
Gather, gentle perverts, for another episode of BDE and another anniversary: a year since COVID19 forced all goddess's homosexuals apart and into their underwater caves. It began in Pisces season and to Pisces season it returns. In the hazy days of March, as we crawl about seeking vitamin D and good news, we mustn't forget our Pisces babes who work so hard to remind us how to have fun while never leaving the confines of one's imagination. In this playful yet persuasive episode, your hosts with the most (tears to shed, love to give) ponder the big questions: Are all Pisces doe-eyed dream babes in silks like Niecy Nash, or are some of them more likely to be found wearing RealTree t-shirts while boating with wild cats in a swamp? Does Rose have con-artist adjacent traits and what does being a Pisces rising have to do with it?
March 11, 2021
The Trash Eater
It’s Aquarius time (but it’s not the age of Aquarius) and Rose & Gala are here to usher in the third season of BDE. Mars faces some difficult aspects so we’re here to help you work with what you got, dignified or in detriment. What do a possum and a koala have to do with Rose’s sex toy emporium and Taurus in Uranus? Relax into it with a new episode.
February 16, 2021
The Hundred Acre Year
It’s a brand new Hierophant year and the end of an empire, so what better time to praise Capricorns? Listen to Rose and Gala regress to progress, and talk retrogrades. Find out if Dolly, Sade, and Mary J were just placed on this earth to make dykes despondent with longing. What’s a Capricorn Venus got to do to get some Real Love? Slow down, tune in.
January 16, 2021
Cement Croc Situation
Rose and Gala help you savor the last drops of Sagittarius season on the longest night in the Northern Hemisphere and the Great(est) Conjunction. Go big or go home--and then go big at home! We know Sagittarians are philosophers but they're playful ponies too. That's why we've got some light-hearted fare for you this solstice. Play a round of Name That Sagittarius and see if you know your sapphic archers! Pontificate on morals with our attempt to assign Mars signs to AITA querents. Grab a hot beverage and settle in for the last laughs of 2020.
December 20, 2020
My Angel Number is 69
Rose and Gala record a Scorpio season episode, take 2, leaving the first try in the vault (a mystery!). An investigative episode into the annals of political party past, evocative of our favorite astrological super sleuth. Find out what these two gal pals turned gumshoes discover and figure out what’s coincidence and what’s fate. To follow along with our exploration: Click here :)
November 18, 2020
How do you cuff in a pandemic? How is your Covid pod like an ensemble cast rom-com? Are cardinal Libras guilty of cardinal sins or just full of sensual ideas? Do they have a look? According to Rose, “yes, they look good. “ But, will looking good get us through all these Pluto Problems? Take a trip through our sliding doors and find out what’s possible! To learn more about ways to connect with and support those experiencing incarceration, check out Critical Resistance :)
October 21, 2020
Hepa Filter for Chaos
Rose and Gala zoom in to talk Virgo virtues, viral realities, and the trappings of electoral politics as activism. Who's chaos is whose, and who are we gonna call to help us get through it all? Is there a Hepa filter Herculean enough to handle this hellscape?
September 21, 2020
WAP: WILDLY ADAPTABLE PUSSIES* (cats)
An episode that keeps Leos in mind even when they think not enough people are thinking about them. An episode that knows an easy square is hard to find and even fixed signs need a little tenderness. Come for the exploration of Uranus retrograde, stay for the Leo gaymes and lesbian variety.
August 21, 2020
Gala and Rose talk crustacean coping mechanisms, emotional containers, Vida, and the commitment and care it takes to sustain a movement. Shelter in place is old hat for folks that carry their homes on their backs, but what about the rest of us? And how are we supposed to survive the tropical storm that is 6 months of Mars in Aries, facing off with Pluto and Saturn in grumpy ole' Capricorn? Tune in to find out, or at least find some company.
July 14, 2020
Chef's Kiss/Lesbian Fist
Gala and Rose take a ride on the information expressway this Gemini season, talking Lunar Eclipses and multiple realities in the pandemic parallax view. Kick back with some casual laughs, accidental insights, and archetypal investigations into new TV indulgences like Dead 2 Me... and every show Roberta Colindrez has Lezstarred in this quarantine season. Come for the vocal fry, stay for the Miso Braised Chard recipe.
June 9, 2020
Livin' La Vida Lesbian
Rose and Gala staying homo and here for you. On this Taurantine season episode, they’re fetching the bolt cutters and talking big moons. Tune in and it’s almost like you have some gay friends over? Remember that?
May 7, 2020
Aries, party of one?
The inimitable Aries Astro Queen, Annabel Gat herself, visits with Rose and Gala on this episode of BDE. What’s sapphic about isolation? What will the most DTF signs do you when they’re TDTF: Too Distant To Fuck? Venus Retrograde? In this Economy?
April 8, 2020
Is this a date?
Gala and Rose square dance through the rest of this Pisces/ Aquarius retrograde and help you get right with the full moon in Virgo. Saturn shifts into Aquarius and it’s finally time for the fixed signs to sweat. Speaking of sweat, it’s never too late to swoon over the cast and crew of Portrait of a Lady on Fire (SPOILER ALERT). Is this the most Scorpio lez movie ever made? Is it better to be the poet or the lover? Is it really so hard to ask the other person if this is a date? Tune in and find out! If you're curious about ELMS, you can check it out here: http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_movie_scenes/titles_new_01.htm
March 10, 2020
Ol' Papa Pileup
Capricorn season might be over but Daddy’s still making waves. Ride out the mid-winter blues with Rose and Gala while they track which signs are getting t-boned and why AQUARIUS season is tv heaven. What is a sex wedge? What is the first rule of a throuple? What do you call the cis boys lesbians date before they level up? When the edible hits, the hits keep on coming.
February 11, 2020
The Ex-Girlfriend of My Ex-Girlfriend is The Well of Loneliness
Maddy Court aka Xena Worrier Princess joins Rose and Gala to dish about her Scorpio struggles and offer up her Lezdom to those seek her advice. What’s Cheryl Dunye got to do with it? Find out
December 16, 2019
Building a Mystery
Rose and Gala want to know who put the X in your Mercury Rx this Scorpio season. In an episode full of anecdotes and apocrypha, your favorite sapphists sing the praises of our Zodiac’s moodiest water sign. Find out what Rose says about drowning in a pit filled with snakes!
November 12, 2019
The Inaugural Blow
Was your first girlfriend also a Libra? Rose and Gala want to know who struck the inaugural blow to your heart this chilly autumnal season. Cozy up with a tea and perk your homo ears as they discuss all things cardinal and the price of sal...Saturn.
October 18, 2019
Rose and Gala savor the dog days of summer with a Virgo-charged episode that is equal parts criticism and praise, a combo these Earthy babes need to survive! Tune in for Rose’s Lily Tomlin obsession, Gala’s Virgo PHD, polarity pondering, and more!
September 20, 2019
Greatest Dykes That Never Were
Gala and Rose usher Leo season out in regal fashion with a round of Top/Bottom/Vers and a roundup of the greatest Leo Dykes that never were. Click here to support us on Patreon :)
August 19, 2019
Congrats! You made it! Sort of? Rose and Gala try to make sense of the eclipse season/Mercury Rx pileup, and dish on Midsommer, Big Little Lies, 90s Boy Bands, and an overwhelming sense of dread. Don't worry, there's some laughs in there too... Click to support us on Patreon :)
July 30, 2019
If Ur Good to Mommy
This pride weekend, Rose and Gala play with roles that remind you no matter what gender you are, it’s all in the family. They’re not gay as in happy but queer as in mournful... but still managing to have more fun than straight people. If you're feeling a little eclipsed, there's a reason! Don't feel too bad if you're ready to climb down from the mountain top and and burrow into the sand with the crabs. We could all learn a thing or two from our ♋️friends in their birthday season.
June 28, 2019
Top Bottom Vers
Is there an astrological predictor of bedroom behavior, or does it really take all kinds? Rose and Gala introduce a new segment, and try to get to the *bottom* (pun intended) of all the Gemini hate.
June 4, 2019
BDE on LBD
Rose and Gala rub real hard on an age old conundrum: Lesbian Bed Death. What gives and who can’t get it up? Is resurrection possible? Listen up for our ideas on (C)ommunicating (P)rocessing (R)esusitation 4 (L)esbian (B)ed (D)eath Also if you support the work think about becoming a Patreon subscriber (in the future, we promise to hit you with those silly out takes and inside-only convos about the worst things about the best signs) www.patreon.com/bigdykeenergy
May 17, 2019
The Forsaken Particle
In the latest episode, Gala and Rose talk Tank Girl, queer dystopias, black holes, and grappling with environmental crisis while Uranus settles into Taurus.
April 23, 2019
Urge 2 Merge
“Are you codependent or are you just happy to see me?” Rose and Gala discuss the age old lez conundrum of renting a Uhaul and losing your autonomy. What can this Aries season teach us about secure attachment? Is that just the right master lock for your truck? Find out!
April 2, 2019
Are you gen x, gen (wh)y, gen z, or a millennial? What if generations were divided by Pluto’s position, instead? Gala and Rose delve deep into the Pluto in Scorpio Generation and offer up some sapphic answers. Tune in for the sick sad world of murderous muff divers and slutty sirens that helped define a powerful new generation of dykes.
March 19, 2019
Isn't it Chironic?
Dontcha think? Rose and Gala talk wounded healers, evolved masculinity, queer roots, and the centaur's ingress into Aries. Oh, and Xena: Warrior Princess, of course.
March 5, 2019
Are You There, Ilene? It's Us, BDE.
With news of an L Word reboot looming, Rose and Gala ask the burning question: is this the way that we live--and love? Plenty of dykegressions, a laundry list of complaints, and some hotly contended debates over the astrological signs of the hit series' main characters.
February 19, 2019
You're Speaking My Language
It’s not easy being queer but it sure is educational! In their debut episode, Rose and Gala explore the different love languages of the zodiac in preparation for Valentine’s Day. Tune in for "dykegressions", Astro illumination, and some sweet company, too!
February 11, 2019