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If I Said It, Then I Meant It

If I Said It, Then I Meant It

By Birch04z06

A place we can mean it with a multitude of rants, topics and most importantly, friends and guests.
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OPENING UP ABOUT MY TRAUMATIC SURGERY PART 3

If I Said It, Then I Meant ItApr 17, 2024

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OPENING UP ABOUT MY TRAUMATIC SURGERY PART 3

OPENING UP ABOUT MY TRAUMATIC SURGERY PART 3

The trauma begins lol
Apr 17, 202448:37
OPENING UP ABOUT MY TRAUMATIC SURGERY PART 2

OPENING UP ABOUT MY TRAUMATIC SURGERY PART 2

Guess what? I literally recorded this in the ocean. Enjoy!
Apr 16, 202427:41
OPENING UP ABOUT MY TRAUMATIC SURGERY

OPENING UP ABOUT MY TRAUMATIC SURGERY

This was recorded out on the patio of a resort restaurant with the wind and the ocean always by my side.
Apr 16, 202429:30
THE CRAZY TO GOOD IN BED PIPELINE IS REAL

THE CRAZY TO GOOD IN BED PIPELINE IS REAL

At least with me it is! Can't wait to essentially start over and have more adventures, getting my life back after my surgery.
Mar 12, 202417:47
SELFISH MEN, TRAD WIVES AND WHY I PREFER MEN IN UNIFORM

SELFISH MEN, TRAD WIVES AND WHY I PREFER MEN IN UNIFORM

I overshare a lot but at least this can open up a conversation as to why single women are the happier population, single men are not, married women are sad while married men benefit. Find someone that's stable and will reciprocate, and if he's in uniform, all the better.
Jan 17, 202416:19
WHEN PHOTOS OF YOUR DOG MATTERS MORE THAN THE SAFETY OF JAPANESE WOMEN

WHEN PHOTOS OF YOUR DOG MATTERS MORE THAN THE SAFETY OF JAPANESE WOMEN

These are the types of people that buy blue check marks for their Instagram at 3k followers, which she did. Are you not embarazzed? Self-centered, ignorant and out of touch. A triple threat!
Dec 28, 202326:02
SIGNS YOU HAVE A NIGHTMARE BOSS

SIGNS YOU HAVE A NIGHTMARE BOSS

These are signs you might not know are tell-tale signs you might have a nightmare boss. Be safe and bring your ogre repellent!
Dec 02, 202329:55
NIGHTMARE BOSS ACTIVITIES

NIGHTMARE BOSS ACTIVITIES

In this episode, I detail the most overtly unprofessional boss I have ever had. It's so wild, you probably won't believe me.
Dec 02, 202301:17:46
27 THINGS I LEARNED AT 27

27 THINGS I LEARNED AT 27

I recorded this under my blanket, enjoy!
Nov 20, 202345:11
WHY WOMEN INITIATE THE MAJORITY OF DIVORCES

WHY WOMEN INITIATE THE MAJORITY OF DIVORCES

I upload one of my rants on Instagram as an episode. All I'll say is, could not be me!
Sep 24, 202316:57
FEAR KEEPS YOU FROM WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT

FEAR KEEPS YOU FROM WHAT YOU ACTUALLY WANT

I've grown and matured so much these past few months and I wanted to share everything I've learned with you.
Sep 15, 202340:22
TIME BLINDNESS AND BODY COUNTS

TIME BLINDNESS AND BODY COUNTS

I upload one of my rants on Instagram as an episode. We are dismantling everything except for our blind entitlement.
Jul 26, 202317:59
TAXI DRIVERS AND RACISM

TAXI DRIVERS AND RACISM

I upload one of my rants on Instagram as an episode. Woke people are slowly revealing themselves as people who have never experienced even slight inconveniences in life that everything is offensive and racist or something-phobic.
Jul 24, 202310:59
CONSERVATIVES AND ALPHA MALES ARE MAD ABOUT THE BARBIE MOVIE

CONSERVATIVES AND ALPHA MALES ARE MAD ABOUT THE BARBIE MOVIE

I upload one of my rants on Instagram as an episode. What's funny is that the prerequisites alpha males and conservatives have for women are starting to feel like ways they can always have access to you and your body because they've never had willing participants before.
Jul 21, 202328:02
HOW TO NOT AGE: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

HOW TO NOT AGE: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE

I'm this episode, I give you a detailed list of everything I do to not crack or raisin!
Jul 04, 202357:05
THE APOLOGY

THE APOLOGY

Yes, the petties apologized, but it was worse than your typical guilty YouTuber apology.
Jun 11, 202301:32:00
I'M A BITCH BECAUSE SHE'S BEING PLAYED, PART 2

I'M A BITCH BECAUSE SHE'S BEING PLAYED, PART 2

Does your man support you telepathically? Do you want to give him baby doll sex moans because you guys have a pedophilic kink? Do you ask your bestie for all her routines because she's your gateway to the feminine in a desperate attempt to give the man who's playing you your ultra fem natural yet dolled up barbie bimbo baby girl mama vibes virgin hoe type beat because you're that desperate and insecure in your femininity? Then this episode is for you!
Your non-relationship is not telepathic, it's just telepathetic.


Feb 20, 202301:25:43
I'M A BITCH BECAUSE SHE'S BEING PLAYED, PART 1

I'M A BITCH BECAUSE SHE'S BEING PLAYED, PART 1

This is the reality for some of us unforch, warning your friend that she's being played in a situationship, but she'd rather delude herself because she's insecure and has low self esteem, and now, somehow you're the bad guy. She says I'm selfish and self centered and that I go off about me, me, me. So I said, let's go off about you, you, you.
Feb 19, 202350:08
I WAS PIMPED OUT: FORCED FRIENDSHIPS IN THE GIRL WORLD

I WAS PIMPED OUT: FORCED FRIENDSHIPS IN THE GIRL WORLD

In this episode, I help you identify how people with compromised self worth our esteem can force friendships upon you and the methods they use to sneakily do so. I use a personal example of someone that desperately wanted to be my friend to the point where they actually pimped me out. No lie. Hold on to your thongs, bitch, cause this one is memorable.
Jan 09, 202301:28:02
MY PERSONAL JEWELRY BUYING GUIDE

MY PERSONAL JEWELRY BUYING GUIDE

There's no excuse, do not buy your girl a $10 engagement ring. Here's how you navigate around money constraints, find quality rings, even if it's just to spoil yourself, like I do!
Dec 10, 202233:56
THINGS THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAS TAUGHT ME

THINGS THAT MY BOYFRIEND HAS TAUGHT ME

I'll admit it, I fell in love and I disappeared, but I'm back and talking about the surprising lessons my first healthy relationship has taught me.
Nov 13, 202201:02:45
26 THINGS I LEARNED ON MY WAY TO 26

26 THINGS I LEARNED ON MY WAY TO 26

In this episode, I do some real reflecting on my life, experiences and lessons I'd gathered along the way, because what are we if not stuck if we remain the same and don't practice introspection? I encourage you guys to do the same and make your own list. You may not publicize your own list like I did, but it helps to see and read a physical list of the ways you've improved and found an even better version of yourself.

Aug 15, 202227:41
DICK VACATION GONE RIGHT

DICK VACATION GONE RIGHT

This episode is all about being brave and being open to experiencing new things and new people, because finding your person isn't always so linear, which is what leads us to the main focus of this episode, which is the "erotic novella come to life" way that I met my now boyfriend! Saddle up, because I am not mincing words with the details on this one.

Aug 15, 202201:25:45
HOW TO HANDLE A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT (OR ANY HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT FOR THAT MATTER)

HOW TO HANDLE A HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT (OR ANY HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT FOR THAT MATTER)

In this episode, I impart to you the many ways I'd programmed my brain to be L&HH Atlanta Mimi Faust unbothered in the face of a hostile work environment, as we can only control how we react to things and not how other people act. It is very unfortunate that people are predisposed to act in certain ways because of the attitudes and learned behavior that they've garnered through their own life experiences and it seeps into work, but with these tips, we'll be able to cruise through it and maintain our peace and remain our best and happy selves.

May 29, 202201:29:24
THE SEASON ONE FINALE KINKISODE

THE SEASON ONE FINALE KINKISODE

In this episode, we're among friends, sitting in a circle with ice cold drinks in our hands, asking each other some fun and raunchy dirty questions to find and discover our kinks and preferences. This is going to be a relaxed and fun episode to end season one on since season 2 will be fraught with serious discussions and topics. I want to give a special thanks to my listeners that participated and voted in my stories for what to name this episode! See you in season two!

May 26, 202201:05:50
DAPHNE AND JAREN VERSUS: OPPRESSIVE DRESS CODES, ALPHA MALE INCELS AND THE WORLD'S WORST PEDOPHILE

DAPHNE AND JAREN VERSUS: OPPRESSIVE DRESS CODES, ALPHA MALE INCELS AND THE WORLD'S WORST PEDOPHILE

Joined by my bestie Daphne, we delve into some serious and uncomfortable topics that very much need confronting and analyzing in order to understand or break down the world of male entitlement. This episode was recorded using Anchor FM's buddy feature and thus the sound quality will not be as consistent throughout the episode or as good as previous episodes. Grab a snack, write some notes and formulate your own opinions in the first episode of Daphne and Jaren Versus.

May 14, 202252:41
HOW TO GLOW UP INSIDE AND OUT

HOW TO GLOW UP INSIDE AND OUT

It doesn't matter if you live in a certain society, or a certain culture, you don't have to coalesce to that culture or society. You don't have to acquiesce to things that you don't like or don't feel is true to who you are. This episode is my personal guide to being strong and confident emotionally and mentally, physically and how to stop holding yourself back so you can keep glowing up. 

Apr 12, 202201:06:19
THE CHRONICLES OF PETTY OFFICE DRAMA

THE CHRONICLES OF PETTY OFFICE DRAMA

In this episode, I give you a glimpse of what I have to deal with on a daily basis and introduce you to the cast of petty, childish and unprofessional characters who get worked up abut the smallest things and whose loyalties are as frail as my split ends. If you've experienced something like this before, hit me up on my gram: @birch04z06 and let me know what you think.

Oct 17, 202130:40
MY LIFE WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS AND HOW IT'S MAKING ME QUESTION MY FRIENDSHIPS

MY LIFE WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS AND HOW IT'S MAKING ME QUESTION MY FRIENDSHIPS

IF I SOUND EXTRA SAXXXY FOR THIS EPISODE, IT'S CAUSE I'M LOSING MY VOICE. BE PREPARED TO BE EMOTIONAL.

Sep 05, 202147:14
MALE ENTITLEMENT, CLOTHES ARE NOT CONSENT, AND WOMEN VERSUS WOMEN

MALE ENTITLEMENT, CLOTHES ARE NOT CONSENT, AND WOMEN VERSUS WOMEN

As a disclaimer for the topics discussed in this episode, I am of course, not referring to all men. In this day and age, we are blessed with so many inspiring, brilliant, valiant, brave and heroic men, some of which I am thankful for to have or have had present in my life. This episode only speaks about a select majority who do not understand consent, the ability of women to be multifaceted, and those who cannot contain their overall creepiness. This is also a trigger warning for the topics of harassment, assault and rape (that happen to both men and women) that are discussed in this episode, and the longstanding, never ending tendency of women to put other women down.

Apr 21, 202146:50
A FLIRTY GUY ASKED ME HOW I MAINTAIN MY BEAUTY, SO I MADE AN ENTIRE EPISODE ABOUT IT

A FLIRTY GUY ASKED ME HOW I MAINTAIN MY BEAUTY, SO I MADE AN ENTIRE EPISODE ABOUT IT

In this episode we discuss my overall self-care routine which include my fitness, diet and skin care routines. I also briefly touch on my views regarding body positivity, diet culture and confidence. 

Apr 03, 202130:28
I WAS SEXUALLY HARASSED SO I FOUGHT HIM

I WAS SEXUALLY HARASSED SO I FOUGHT HIM

Delving into a more serious subject, we discuss a couple current cases, real life experiences and how to keep each other safe.

Jan 01, 202149:30
RETALIATION, ANTIQUATED MODESTY, CREEPS AND LIVING FOR YOURSELF

RETALIATION, ANTIQUATED MODESTY, CREEPS AND LIVING FOR YOURSELF

We revisit episode 1  and look at the pro-snake oil arguments, discuss conservative culture and its prejudice against those that finally decide to live for themselves.

Dec 20, 202054:53
PEOPLE ARE SELLING SNAKE OIL FOR DOGS, SO I FOUGHT HIM

PEOPLE ARE SELLING SNAKE OIL FOR DOGS, SO I FOUGHT HIM

We tackle the disheartening irresponsible behavior of some pet owners, complacency, and acknowledging hard truths.
Dec 17, 202038:24