Birthday Girls House Party

Well, what a perfect time of year to celebrate this being our 150TH PARTY! That's 150 episodes of Birthday Girls across the feeds. And we celebrated it in person at a live recording in Balham as part of the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival with extra special guest Tessa Coates!

So here it is, Merry Christmas! The photocopier is being used to make copies of bums, the cheapest booze the office could justify is flowing and Sandra from accounts and Colin from HR have just disappeared into the stationary cupboard... it's time for an OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

Listeners, Rose is out of business for this rec... so what happens when she's away? The Grey Man and Weasel come out to play their grey man and weasely games. Also features a cracking joke from our youngest comedian

What's that... a TEA PARTY? Never heard of such a silly idea for a party, next you'll be saying it includes scones and sandwiches. We chat all things high tea, afternoon tea and cream tea, and battle with pitches for a new tea event concept.

Baby, you can drive my CAR PARTY. Yes, I'm gonna be a star. Baby, you can drive my CAR PARTY, and baby it's another episode of Birthday Girls! Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah! Start your engines, there's a new car in town.

It must be love, or maybe just getting to know each other, either way... it's time for a DATE NIGHT PARTY. We talk through our highs and lows in the dating world before sharing our pitch for what the best date we could take you on would be.

Back in my day, all these podcasts were fields, yes, grab a weathers and let me tell you about the time when the Birthday Girls released their GRANNY PARTY episode.

WOW, I FEEL SO ENERGISED AFTER ALL THAT CAFFEINE! It's time for a very chilled-out CAPPUCCINO PARTY. Who's got the best idea for a new coffee-based venue and what's the mama drama that's earned someone a legend shoutout from Camille?

Laaaaaa laaa laaaa, everybody harmonise - it's a CHOIR PARTY. We pitch a new choir and then we have a choir battle sing off to decide who the winner is.

It was acceptable in the 80s, and we largely believe it was acceptable at the time... it's an 80S PARTY, baby! Ignore that the trio were all still babies when the 80s was a thing, plenty of speculation about what it was like and we even get political, before donning the lycra and getting physical

Come on guys, there's no risk of running out of parties, we'd never even had a DINNER PARTY! That is, until now. We hope you're hungry!

Women of the world, unite! It's a WOMEN'S INSTITUTE PARTY. Shake off the stuffy old lady expectations as we find out it's not really about that and then reinvent it for if we were president of the BDGHP WI anyways!

The sweetest thing is... sweets. We're having a SWEETIE PARTY! All the ultra-processed sugar - all the time, and the game gives us all a sugar high.

Yabba, dabba, don't switch off... we're having a CAVEMAN PARTY. What's going on in our caves? Wouldn't you like to know!

Dive on in, the podcast is just the temperature you want it to be and we're making a splash - that's right! It's time for a POOL PARTY.

It's the olden days and we're in olden day clothes and the like... Think Austin, Bridgerton for this PERIOD PARTY (but also read until here and know that it's not and it's actually all about menstruation)

You ain't my podcast! Yes, I aaaaaammmm. Yep, time to get down the Corry Street, onto the Emmerdale Farm and over to Hollyoaks Late - because we're having a SOAP OPERA PARTY

What do we want? A podcast description! When do we want it? Twelve words ago! Yes, time to get out on the streets and protest. There's important things we need to speak about and some of them are in this pod.

As a special start of series treat we’re releasing an Afterparty on the main feed. In Afterparty episodes we answer some of life’s big questions, if you like what you hear subscribe to our Patreon and you’ll get one a month!

Don't worry subscribers, there will still be an exclusive Afterparty this month too, that'll be landing on the feed very soon

The babysitter is here, time to leave for a parental night out... uh-ho, you've got three choices of babysitters and a whole pod to decide who you should pick.

Clip clop, we're trotting into the paddock on some lovely horseys. We'll be milking cows, horses and humans, but mostly reinventing horse racing to give the horses a rest

We're BACK, baby. And with a baby! Time for a reunion and a game where we figure out the lie hidden in our holiday report.

Hey Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms DJ, put a podcast on. I wanna dance with my baby. And when the podcast starts, I never wanna stop... but we are stopping because this is the last ep of series 6 and it's a MOBILE DJ PARTY with actor and real-life DJ, Muzz Khan. He schools us in cools and picks his new party DJ. Now spin those decks!

Bonjour and oui. Je m'appelle une podcast avec Celya A B et we are obviously we're using this opportunity with a real-life hilarious comedian French woman to have a FRENCH PARTY. We're pitching some espionage crime-fighting, who will Celya recruit?

Pop that lid off and have a sniff... Phew, still a lovely fresh podcast. Invite all the housewives over, it's time for a TUPPERWARE PARTY. Fresh after being passed out on the bathroom floor, we have the superbly talented, award-winning TV writer, Kayleigh Llewellyn.

Hey Bambi, (Mary) Poppins this into your ears, it's a Beauty and the Beast of an episode. Our guest this week is the brilliantly funny, and feline star of hit new Disney series Extraordinary, Luke Rollason. So obviously it's time for a DISNEY PARTY. It's Up to him whose ride he will Brave to build in his theme park, and which Dumbo will be Frozen out of the Fantasia.

Haiiyaaaa, don those gi's and throw some punches - it's time for a MARTIAL ARTS PARTY with the brilliantly funny Stephen Bailey. Expect hotel drama, gossip and fighting.

Let me sing you a little song I wrote, it goes... We've had a SINGER SONGWRITER PARTY with the hilarious comedian, actor, and singer songwriter Nico Tatarowicz. I hope you enjoyyyyy it!

Happy GALENTINES everyone! The embarrassingly (for us) over-talented Anneka Harry joins us to pick her new best friend and we take a dive into the Birthday Girls dynamic and flaws too

Once apon a time there was a FAIRYTALE PARTY podcast with real-life sisters, the comedy duo Siblings. Slugs, Puppercorns and Flans are all thrown into the cauldron of folklore, and estate agents are still dicks.

Sometimes all your plans fall apart and you need to pull out a LAST MINUTE PARTY. It's just the core trio today, pulling creative parties out the bag and having a very lovely time!

Arrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh it's screaming time. We're getting out our emotions, angrily at our NU METAL PARTY. And whose more Nu Metal than Comedian/B&B Chef, Chris Cantrill? There's a Nu band on the scene and one might include some aquatic life.

Wallpaper at the ready, it's time for an INTERIOR DESIGN PARTY. We've got our most stylish friend to join us, and Camille's on-screen aunty, Georgia Tennant! Who's design pitch sounds best? Will it be the arachnid-inspired one? 

The mood is right, the spirit’s up, we're here tonight and that's enough, simply having a wonderful SEANCE PARTY with half of the hosting duo of podcast SeanceCast, Zoë Tomalin! Who's going to be her new seance leader (?!) and will we summon up some ghosts?  

HAPPY NEW YEAR PARTY. Boom, there it is and another boom... the guest is Tom Parry. We round up our bests and worsts from last year and make some predictions for each other. And we take a visit to Tom's esprit de l'escalier and Cam's mum's trip to Sainsburys.

Just the core Birthday Girls today. We're talking all things TWIXMAS, and that means two games! Two truths and a lie, and a quick round of which or what - perfect for those inbetweeny days of post Christmas bloat and pre new year overload. Seeing 2022 off in style!

Get grilling your grapefruit and heck the dalls. It's an ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS PARTY. We've invited the superb Thanyia Moore over to each of our alternative Christmases and who'll win? Also, it's not Christmas without loads of period, poop and parp chat. Merry Alternative Christmas to you all

Run! Pivot! Throw! Catch! Thaaaaat's netball and we're having a NETBALL PARTY. Who better to have a netball party with than all round very funny human, and author of Pivot!, Laura Lexx! We chat about school PE memories and invent a whole new netball position. Also, any advice for stopping a fox using your plant pots as a poo place?

Don't pretend you don't already know what our theme is and haven't already heard it - just to realise you really really enjoyed it and then travelled back in time to relive it all over again... yes! It's a TIME TRAVEL PARTY. Is our guest, Toussaint Douglass, ready to travel through time and space with one of the Birthday Girls? He'd better be, by the end of the podcast they'll be ready to hop in the dolorean and get the speed up to 88 mph. 

HEY! I'm walking here, and by here we mean New York. Yes, it's a NEW YORK PARTY. Bonafide United States of American person, Abigoliah Schamaun, is here to award one of the Birthday Girls a green card, and all they have to do is convince her they have a business plan and have decided where they want to live - easy peasy right? Oh and we're against the clock because Beattie is low on charge

PUSH! PUSH! BREATH! PUSH SOME MORE! Yes, it's an NCT PARTY. We're talking all things baby birthing with the fabulous Ed MacArthur. Who's birthing plan is he most impressed by and can we hear the washing machine? (Editor note - hopefully not!)

Oh Darling, didn't you know already? We're living our most theatrical lives in the WEST END PARTY with the very important theatre actor (and appearing alongside Camille in The Horne Section TV show) Tim Mahendran. There's a new theatre in town, but who's idea for what it will be will Tim choose?

Dial onto the blockchain and scan your money onto the internet, we're having a CRYPTO PARTY and we've bought ourselves an NFT of very clever and funny comedian Sunil Patel and he's being very patient with us and explaining what it's all about and how we can make our millions. We pitch him a new cryptocurrency, who will he invest in?

Dive down, we're getting into the ocean with our UNDER THE SEA PARTY. Time to fight out the Devon vs Cornwall battle with our superb guest Tamsyn Kelly - who may or may not have had a hilarious toileting issue from her past that she chooses to confess... much to our benefit and laughs. There's an open spot at Tamsyn's new sea-based comedy club, who will win it? 

We were live at The Cheerful Earful festival so teamed up with our fellow sketco'ers Pappy's! So there was only one choice... time for a SKETCH COMEDY PARTY. Including live sketches to tempt Pappy's into a super sketch group - which get very political and very misogynistic - what's not to like?

Abracadabra... is this the podcast you where thinking of? Yes, it's a MAGIC PARTY. We're joined by the magic circle bothering card slinger himself, Sam Fletcher! Who will be his new magician's assistant and who will help Beattie onto the train?

Sing it with us now... Autumn days when the grass is jewelled. And the silk inside a chestnut shell. Jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled. All these thing I love so well. Yes! It's an AUTUMN PARTY with Autumn's finest comedian, Ania Magliano! This episode contains a lot more sex than you'd expect from a game about pumpkin patches, but fear not - at least the porridge is wholesome.

Well hello there! Remember us? I hope you've all had a lovely summer - we're so excited to be here with a WELCOME BACK PARTY. Find out what we've been up to in our Summer Ho-lie-day segment. 

Schools out, summer holidays are in... That's right, it's an END OF TERM PARTY. Just the core Birthday Girls trio for this episode so we're having a reflect on pods gone by and sign some celebrity yearbooks.