Bitch I Can’t
By Anthony
True crime stories told by an irritable black, queer, millennial.
Bitch I Can’t Dec 31, 2022
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40. Bitch I’m Tired: The End Of Year Special
Y’all, we’re closing this year/season by having a kiki. I’m too tired to research a “juicy” season finale episode, so today I share my thoughts about this past season, my plans for the future, and why anyone can get called a bitch—oh, and there’s some true crime in there too.
Dec 20, 202337:37
39. Mini-Episode: Little Shop Of Scammers
Today’s episode is a quick story about the crazy ass relationship between a spy store and their most loyal customer.
Dec 14, 202307:29
38. Deadly D*ck: The “Blow J. Simpson” Trial
In today’s episode we explore a complicated case involving a deadly dick and a man who has been dubbed the nickname, Blow J Simpson.
Dec 06, 202329:20
37. Mini-Episode: Dasani Could Never
Today’s story takes the phrase “something must be in the water” to another level.
Nov 30, 202306:43
36. Holy Sh*t: The Nun Of Monza - Marianna De Leyva Y Marino
On today’s episode we go back to the Elizabethan era to talk about an iconic nun named Marianna De Leyva y Marino and the sh*tty situation she found herself in.
Nov 27, 202333:22
35. Mini-Episode: The Cannibal Cop
Today’s mini-episode is about a story from 2012 that I had somehow never heard of. Let’s talk about the cannibal cop.
Nov 21, 202309:32
34. Knuckle Sandwich: The Thanksgiving Special
Today’s episode is good enough to eat. This thanksgiving special is not for the faint of heart, and is probably my most graphic episode yet, so hold on to your busts….the Omaima Nelson story is….a fucking lot.
Nov 20, 202345:18
33. Mini-Episode: The PTO Scammer
Today’s mini-episode is short tale about one woman’s quest to get the PTO she felt like she deserved—and the insane shit she did to get it.
Nov 16, 202308:53
32. The Pom Pom Mom: Wanda Holloway
On today’s episode we talk about an unhinged mom who was willing to do literally anything for her daughter.
Nov 14, 202335:40
31. Mini-Episode: Seeking Funeral Arrangements
Today’s mini-episode consists of three wild headlines. It’s all just too much. Sit back and let’s get into this shit.
Nov 09, 202314:13
30. (Bonus) Mini-Episode: What Goes Up
Life comes at you fast, but sometimes karma comes at the speed of a small airplane.
Nov 07, 202307:42
29. M.I.L.F. Money: The Baekeland Family
Today’s episode is honestly the most twisted and f*ckd up story I’ve ever covered. Prepare to be stressed tf out y’all, because we’re back with a banger! ** There are a few audio quality issues because it was too early for me to look into my settings in detail lol. Next week’s episode will sound better!**
Nov 06, 202346:22
28. Mini-Episode: New Phone, Who Dis
Today’s mini-episode is all about phone calls—the ones you shouldn’t miss, and others you should avoid at all costs.
Oct 12, 202307:01
27. The (Not-so) Good Wife: Barbara Stager
Unmatched audacity, insaciable greed, and murder lead the charge on today’s episode. Sit back and relax for the story of the not-so good wife.
Oct 09, 202347:54
26. Mini-Episode: Dead Man Walking? Or nah?
Today’s mini-episode is a short but sad tale about a woman who desperately wants to know whether or not her husband really died….Source: www.military.com/spouse/relationships/ms-vicki-did-her-husband-fake-his-death-or-is-she-in-denial.html
Oct 05, 202310:00
25. Ladies Leave Your Man At Home: The Alecia Warrior Story
Today’s show truly puts our belief in karma to the test. This episode has love, sex, greed, and of course, the quintessential murder. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Oct 02, 202325:50
24. Mini-Episode: True Crime Killer Fan
On today’s mini-ep we discuss a disturbing headline about someone who was a little too excited by true crime. Source: allthatsinteresting.com/jung-yoo-jung
Sep 28, 202309:24
23. On The Run: The Iconic Robbing Spree of Celia & Ed Cooney
On today’s show we talk about an iconic couple who went straight from the altar to the front seat of a stolen vehicle that they used to rob 10 stores over the span of 3 months. Paving the way for Bonnie & Clyde, Celia and Ed Cooney were truly the ride or die blue print. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Sep 25, 202343:39
22. Mini-Episode: Who Spiked The Cake?
Today’s mini-episode is about a bride who thought it would be a good idea to drug her wedding guests—-nana included. Source: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11486435/Florida-catering-firm-sued-guest-30k-lacing-food-cannabis.html
Sep 21, 202310:29
21. Megan Wants A Murderer: The Jasmine Fiore Story
Today’s show focuses on a bizarre and gruesome murder that forever changed the world of reality television. From the Playboy Mansion to the morgue, we take you down a tragic timeline of unfortunate events.
Sep 18, 202346:47
20. Mini-Episode: Starving To Death
Today’s mini-episode is about food and the people who were willing to kill over it. Sources: 1) www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kentucky-man-accused-shooting-roommate-eating-last-hot-pocket-rcna85930 2) www.fox32chicago.com/news/man-slain-in-marquette-park-dispute-over-hands-in-thanksgiving-food 3) www.foxnews.com/us/maryland-man-found-guilty-fatal-stabbing-popeyes-over-chicken-sandwich-line-cutter-prosecutors
Sep 14, 202310:44
18. White Russian Cheesecake
On today’s show we take a bite out of true crime and discuss murder, cheesecake, and Russian prostitutes. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Sep 11, 202326:41
19. Mini-Episode: Orgasms At The Altar
The first ever, mini-episode is a quick tale about an unholy Trinity! Source: www.oxygen.com/crime-news/travis-clark-mindy-dixon-melissa-cheng-charged-with-vandalism-after-alleged-sex-act
Sep 07, 202309:16
17. Keeping Up With The Puccios
On today’s episode we take a trip to Argentina to talk about one of the most notoriously twisted families in modern history. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047. SOURCES: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puccio_family
www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/clan-hits-cinemas-read-true-8773194#google_vignette
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Puccio
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_War
www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/clan-hits-cinemas-read-true-8773194#google_vignette
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Puccio
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_War
Sep 04, 202327:31
16. Dead Wife, Happy Life: Hawley & Cora Crippen
On today’s show we go back to the late 1800’s to share a story about the origins of wireless technology, bad liars, and a mysterious murder. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Aug 28, 202331:44
15. Miss Cleo Could Never - The Melanie Uribe Story
Murderers, psychics, and bears oh my! Today’s show has it all, and addresses an age old question—are psychics real? Let’s dive into the details surrounding the tragic murder of Melanie Uribe and the UNBELIEVABLE way in which her killers were brought to Justice. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Aug 21, 202325:10
14. Why Are U So Possessed With Me? : The Teresita Basa Case
On today’s show we venture over to the supernatural side of the true crime world and share a story that takes us off the rails with ghosts, murder, and more! Today we tell the tragically creepy story of the murder of Teresita Basa. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Aug 18, 202332:21
13. Pardon Dolly - Walburga “Dolly” Oesterreich
On today’s show we talk about what happens when an insane amount of audacity, charisma, and ruthlessness end up in the wrong hands. This episode is filled with top tier shenanigans. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Apr 22, 202343:55
12. Drop It Low For Jesus - The Margaretta Peter Story
On today’s show we talk about a wild ass cult leader extraordinaire by the name of Margaretta Peter. SOURCES: youtu.be/xvpal5CqBg8 www.ancient-origins.net/history-famous-people/crucifixion-margaretta-peter-0011535. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Apr 07, 202337:46
11. F*ck, Marry, Kill: Family Edition - Tim McNamara
On today’s episode we talk about one of the wildest stories I’ve featured on the show this year. I could give you a summary but the McNamara family’s tea is too hot to write down. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Dec 31, 202231:57
10. Double Trouble In Paradise - The Yoga Twins
Today’s story is a complex one. We talk about the tragic demise of the “Yoga Twins” and how one of them ended up on trial for the other’s murder. SIDE NOTE: My storytelling style might sound lighthearted, but I don’t make light of losing a loved one. I try to tell stories based on the reported facts that exist, in an authentic and engaging tone—no matter how heavy the details may be. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Dec 11, 202225:01
9. The Jenny Jones Show Murder
On today’s show we talk about two men, Scott Amedure & Jonathan Schmidt, and how their appearance on an unaired episode of the popular 90’s talk show, ‘The Jenny Jones Show’ led to a shocking murder. EDIT: In the episode I say that Jonathan Schmitz was 25 years old at the time of the show’s taping but he was actually only 24. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Dec 02, 202241:41
8. The Qin Dynasty Sneaky Link Scandal
Would you believe me If I told you that a sneaky link almost altered the course of Chinese history? Well today’s show is an unorthodox retelling—based on my understanding—of the events that make up the scandalous origin story of China’s first emperor, Qin Shi Huang. DISCLAIMER: I apologize in advance for the mispronunciations and any details that may not be historically accurate. Feel free to do your own research. MY SOURCES: listverse.com/2016/10/22/10-sex-scandals-that-shocked-the-ancient-world/ ——- en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qin_Shi_Huang ——- youtu.be/8n1OU9p3fhM ——- youtu.be/wDsDLayV5Fw. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Nov 27, 202226:30
7. True Crime Rewind With Will (SPOILER ALERT)
*SPOILER ALERT* If you haven’t listened to episodes 1-4 you’ll want to hold off on listening to this recap episode! On today’s show my friend Will and I drink too much wine and give our unsolicited opinions about the crimes featured in the first four episodes of the show! SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Nov 16, 202201:01:14
6. Hot Toddies & Dead Bodies: The Thelma Todd Murder
On today’s show we talk about the mysterious-ass death of 1930’s Hollywood starlet, Thelma Todd. _____ SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Nov 11, 202223:05
5. Bootleg Bonnie & Clyde: The Lonely Hearts Killers
On today’s show we talk about the wish.com version of Bonnie & Clyde who used a popular personals ad column in the 1940’s to scam, seduce, and murder their way across the country. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Nov 04, 202240:02
4. The Kids Aren’t Alright: The Flordelis Dos Santos De Sousa Story
Today’s show is an epic dumpster fire of a tale about the gospel singing, politician and cult leader, Flordelis Dos Santos De Sousa and the events that lead up to the assassination of her husband. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Nov 02, 202240:34
3. Lost In Castration: The Sada Abe Story
On today’s show we go back to 1936 and discuss the fascinating yet tragic life of one of the most infamous murderers (and penis snatchers) in Japanese history—ex-geisha Sada Abe. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Oct 28, 202242:09
2. Mummy Dearest: The Mystery Of Dorian Corey’s Closet
On today’s show we talk about a shocking discovery in a closet that forever altered the legacy of late NYC drag queen and star of the 1990 documentary, ‘Paris Is Burning’, Dorian Corey. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Oct 25, 202228:57
1. Sherri’s Ultimate Staycation - Sherri Papini
On today’s episode we talk about a suburban “super mom” who was willing to risk it all, including her freedom, for a twisted staycation with her ex-boyfriend. This is the story of a 34-year old woman named Sherri Papini who literally faked her own abduction. SUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: patreon.com/user?u=100575047
Oct 23, 202222:49