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The Blachelorettes

The Blachelorettes

By Lex & Jhen

Join Lex & Jhen as they discuss the wild world of reality dating television from the perspective of two Black Caribbean women.
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S1E02: Dating Around S2 E1&2

The BlachelorettesSep 24, 2020

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S8E05: She JUST had a baby

S8E05: She JUST had a baby

We talk about evil corporations, the same woman is copied and pasted and guys, Becca JUST had a baby. Also we review Bachelor In Paradise, Golden Bachelor and Love is Blind updates. Tune in for the tea!

Nov 13, 202345:40
S8E04: No one should be getting married

S8E04: No one should be getting married

The pods, the beach and the golden bachelor's arms are open! Tune in to hear us recap what we've seen (or heard) about all three. Also we discuss TikToks we've seen and some disturbing trends. Tune in for the tea.

Oct 09, 202301:11:23
S8E03: No Ken-nergy

S8E03: No Ken-nergy

Dotun apparently has haters, Drew Barrymore is out of touch and was Barbie really that good? Tune in for our takes on Bachelor Nation news and much much more.

Sep 24, 202301:07:42
S8E02: Somebody somewhere is something

S8E02: Somebody somewhere is something

What exactly are NPC's, was Charity the Bachelorette of our dreams and does the golden Bachelor have Black daughter??? @AshTalksBach joins us to answer the burning questions and fill us in on everything we missed out on in latest season of the Bachelorette. Tune in for the tea.


TRIGGER WARNING - this episode briefly mentions s**cide and s*xual assault.

Aug 26, 202301:15:10
S8E01: Hot Labor Summer

S8E01: Hot Labor Summer

Everyone's on strike, a folding chair is the hottest weapon, and what did we think about the latest netflix reality shows anyway? Join us as we catch up and introduce you to our new shorter format.

Aug 11, 202354:27
BAD: Welcome to Blachelorettes After Dark!

BAD: Welcome to Blachelorettes After Dark!

What the (bleep) have we been up to? We chat about what we been watching, our dating lives, current events in Bach Nation and whatever else we feel like talking about. Tune in for the tea with your two besties! Jhen apologizes in advance for her audio being trash but she's working dammit!

Feb 03, 202301:46:54
S7E08: Love Is Blind Season 3

S7E08: Love Is Blind Season 3

We decided to cram all our thoughts about this season into one giant episode. Between Nigerian princes, lightskin demons and eugenic landlords, this season somehow was both lacking and had a lot of offer. Grab your favorite drink and tune in to the chat with your besties.

Dec 01, 202202:05:22
S7E07: Bachelor in Paradise E13-16

S7E07: Bachelor in Paradise E13-16

We end up with one decent couple, the other relationships are dumpster fires, and Kate is having post-villain regret. Also, we chat Love is Blind rumors and sightings 👀 Tune in for the tea.

Nov 25, 202202:02:42
S7E06: Bachelor In Paradise S8 E12

S7E06: Bachelor In Paradise S8 E12

We actually get a GOOD episode, Eliza just wants to have a good time, and my sister in Christ we had to watch Rodney's heart get broken AGAIN. Also, we briefly discuss Love Is Blind and whatever else we feel like. Tune in for the tea.

Nov 10, 202201:25:09
S7E05: Bachelor In Paradise S8 E08,09,10&11

S7E05: Bachelor In Paradise S8 E08,09,10&11

Yes, somehow we covered 4 episodes in an hour. Bachelor Casa Amor ends, the couples are shaken up and the women are begging to be manipulated?! Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and shoot the shit. Tune in for the tea with your besties. 

Nov 04, 202201:29:17
S7E04: Bachelor in Paradise S8 E06&07

S7E04: Bachelor in Paradise S8 E06&07

Overall we cared about maybe 0.1% of these episodes, but we talk about them anyway. Aaron's boo finally leaves, new women enter the beach and the original women are boring as f*ck. Tune in for the tea (sintonizar para el té)

Oct 23, 202201:25:45
S7E03: Bachelor in Paradise S8 E04&05

S7E03: Bachelor in Paradise S8 E04&05

Black women are fleeing the beach, Genevieve is officially the villain and why is Jill always the victim? Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and behind the scenes info. Tune in for the tea.

Oct 13, 202201:26:03
S7E02: Bachelor in Paradise S8 E02&03

S7E02: Bachelor in Paradise S8 E02&03

No one wants Romeo's rose, Genevieve is annoying af, and the men we wish would date each other enter the chat. Also we chat some exciting Bachelor Nation news and birth charts! Tune in for the tea.

Oct 06, 202201:33:40
S7E01: Bachelor in Paradise S8 E01

S7E01: Bachelor in Paradise S8 E01

Lace's fake birthday doesn't go as planned, Jill is intensely bothered by Kira, and we don't know half these people on the beach. Also, we chat about cheating men in pop culture and other Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea.

Sep 29, 202201:26:01
S6.5E04: Dated & Related Part 2

S6.5E04: Dated & Related Part 2

Nina is a hypocrite, Alara gets what she wants, and the Wade twins think they're hot sh*t (spoiler alert: they are not). Also, we finally find out who wins, who's still together, and who's been kicked to the curb. Tune in for the tea.

Sep 22, 202201:02:09
S6.5E03: Dated & Related Part 1

S6.5E03: Dated & Related Part 1

First of all this show is NOT about inc*st. Second of all, it IS the most awkward dating show you'll find. Tune in for the tea.

Sep 08, 202201:23:52
S6.5 E02: The Catchup

S6.5 E02: The Catchup

On this week's episode, Lex & Jhen talk about what they're watching right now, Paradise cast reveals and more. 

Tune in for the tea.

Sep 02, 202201:04:02
S6.5E01: The Catch Up

S6.5E01: The Catch Up

Your besties are back and are more raw and unfiltered than ever. Join us as we chat what shows we've been watching, our personal Hoe Chronicles, and why patriarchy is just the worst. And don't forget to answer our very important poll question on Spotify :)

Aug 18, 202201:24:38
S6E08: Love Is Blind S2 E11 Reunion

S6E08: Love Is Blind S2 E11 Reunion

The cast meets up for the Shake show - sorry - the reunion, Jhen actually believes Shayne is a good guy deep DEEP down and there's some shady a** sh*t going on. Also, we discuss Bridgerton briefly and what we're covering next. Tune in for the tea.

Mar 31, 202201:11:46
S6E07: Love Is Blind S2 E09&10

S6E07: Love Is Blind S2 E09&10

The women we like make wise decisions, Sal's ukelele needs to burn, and did you see Nick's sweaty d*ck? Also, we talk Joe Millionaire drama updates and what we're covering next. Tune in for the tea.

Mar 24, 202201:36:03
S6E06: Love Is Blind S2 E08

S6E06: Love Is Blind S2 E08

Natalie's mom isn't having any of it, Danielle has never met an argument she couldn't create, and Sal is giving real fuckboi vibes. Also we recap Joe Millionaire and The Courtship and Jhen did *not* make it to the bar womp womp. Tune in for the piping hot tea.

Mar 18, 202201:27:58
S6E05: Love Is Blind S2 E06&07

S6E05: Love Is Blind S2 E06&07

Shaina doesn't know how to steal a man, Shayne gives off broke boi vibes and Shake's parents can't stand his ass. SH- names are down bad rn 😔 Tune in for the tea.

Mar 10, 202201:31:48
S6E04: Love Is Blind S2 E04&05

S6E04: Love Is Blind S2 E04&05

Nick is a messy ass b*tch who lives for the drama, Mallory is a terrible liar, and Shake will tell anyone who'll listen that he's not attracted to his fiancée. Also we gear up for new shows and you better like this one because we recorded it three times.

Mar 04, 202201:19:48
S6E03: Love Is Blind S2 E03

S6E03: Love Is Blind S2 E03

Love is blind but the cast is certainly not, the new Messica has appeared and the couples make it to Mexico. Also, we recap Joe Millionaire real quick and Mike Fleiss owes us $40 (and has since paid up). Tune in for the tea.

Feb 24, 202201:33:18
S6E02: Love Is Blind S2 E01&02

S6E02: Love Is Blind S2 E01&02

The pods are finally open, the couples dive into the drama, and we can't stan a white man for even 2 seconds. Also, we talk about upcoming shows we're gonna watch and other updates. Tune in for the tea.

Feb 17, 202201:34:16
S6E01: Preshow

S6E01: Preshow

Join your besties as we catch up on the latest Bachelor Nation news including the latest trash white man, break ups and new relationships and Blahton's boring blonde season. We also catch you up on our own lives and gush about Love Is Blind coming up. Tune in for the tea.

Feb 10, 202201:30:15
S5E09: The Bachelorette S18 E10

S5E09: The Bachelorette S18 E10

Brandon isn't as great as he seems, Nayte's confidence slips and Michelle's parents have an obvious favorite. Find out who Michelle finally chooses in our Blachelorettes season finale! Also, we recap some Bachelor Nation news and tell you who we want in our stockings this Christmas. Tune in for the tea from your besties.

Dec 24, 202101:45:16
S5E08: The Bachelorette S18 E09

S5E08: The Bachelorette S18 E09

Brandon commits empanada abuse, Joe surprises us all with his ability to scream, and Nayte has Michelle completely dickmatized. Also, we chat BN news, fanfics and dating. Tune in for the tea from your two besties.

Dec 16, 202101:24:35
S5E07: The Bachelorette S18 E08 Men Tell All

S5E07: The Bachelorette S18 E08 Men Tell All

A lawyer, a streaker, and a head shaped cake? Was this Jerry Springer or the *most* dramatic Men Tell All? Also we read your commentary and kiki about various things in Bachelor Nation. Tune in for the tea

Dec 09, 202101:44:22
S5E06: The Bachelorette S18 E07

S5E06: The Bachelorette S18 E07

Nayte's red flags are showing, Michells breaks all our hearts and is Brandon the new front front runner? Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and try our hardest not to burst in flames over Blahton's Bachelor promotion. Tune in for the tea.

Dec 02, 202101:35:22
S5E05: The Bachelorette S18 E06

S5E05: The Bachelorette S18 E06

Blahton is shoved down our throats, Brandon melts our hearts and Michelle throws out the trash. Also, we recap the juicy Bachelor Nation news and crack up at your commentary. Tune in for the tea.

Nov 25, 202101:03:60
S5E04: The Bachelorette S18 E05

S5E04: The Bachelorette S18 E05

Michelle has way too many front runners, Cajun Chris showed his whole entitled ass, and Martin clearly doesn't like women. Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and get into why y'all aren't covering the best Bachelorette season ever (yes we're talking about you). Tune in for the tea.

Nov 19, 202101:10:27
S5E03: The Bachelorette S18 E03&04

S5E03: The Bachelorette S18 E03&04

Michelle slays the snakes in the house, the men ignore her to punch each other in the chest, and a new Cajun Snake appears! Also, we briefly discuss some Bachelor Nation News and give our own hot takes on the season so far. Tune in for the tea!

Nov 12, 202101:24:17
S5E02: The Bachelorette S18 E02

S5E02: The Bachelorette S18 E02

Peter is totally not a narcissist, Jamie totally knows what show he's on, and the men are totally not jealous of Joe. Also, we quickly recap The Bachelorette Australia, Bachelor In Paradise Canada and the latest Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea!

Oct 28, 202101:14:02
S5E01: The Bachelorette S18 E01

S5E01: The Bachelorette S18 E01

The men's entrances include firetrucks, heads on a table and no pants, Joe had the audacity to ghost Michelle, and is Michelle already the best Bachelorette? Also we recap some Bachelor in Paradise Canada drama. Tune in for the tea.

P.S. Don't forget to head over to Spotify and answer our poll!

Oct 21, 202101:20:59
S4E07: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E11

S4E07: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E11

The Black Woman dumping inevitably happens, the bros officially leave the beach and we are now a Maurissa and Riley stan account. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and shoot the sh*t. Tune in for the luke warm tea from this luke warm episode. And don't forget to answer our questions on Spotify.

Oct 07, 202101:20:31
S4E06: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E10

S4E06: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E10

Ivan and Riley put Aaron in his place, Aaron is the biggest hypocrite of all time, and Noah and Abigail get the Most Confused Couple Award. Also, we read your comments on the show and get into some juicy Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea.  

Sep 30, 202101:33:04
S4E05: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E09

S4E05: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E09

Kendall finally realizes being on a dating show with her ex is a bad idea, Kenny eagerly eats Mari's tacos, and Aaron fucked around and will now find out. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news including THAT apology. Tune in for the tea.

Sep 24, 202101:07:10
S4E04: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E08

S4E04: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E08

Brieper gets thrown in the trash where they belong, we are excited and then quickly NOT excited to see Dr. Joe, and Ivan gets curved by a white woman who is still clearly not over her ex. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and discuss that loaded trailer for next week. Tune in for the mf tea.

Donate to Mutual Aid Louisiana: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTyHzowlR-5/?utm_medium=copy_link

Sep 16, 202101:09:23
S4E03: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E06&07

S4E03: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E06&07

Brendan shows his true colors, Chris C makes the worst move and the hypocrisy level is way too high on this beach. We break down the Brendan/Pieper/Chris/Alana drama and how exactly everyone failed Natasha. Tune in for the tea!

Sep 09, 202101:40:01
S4E02: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E04&05

S4E02: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E04&05

Aaron and Demi's insecurity is leaking all over the beach, Kenny doesn't and then DOES understand what Mari meant, and Michelle's promo leaves our nonexistent wigs crooked. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and prepare for another week of madness. Tune in for the tea!

Sep 03, 202101:26:51
S4E01: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E01,02&03

S4E01: Bachelor In Paradise S7 E01,02&03

We are back with our season four premiere! Here's a long juicy episode about the first THREE episodes of Bachelor In Paradise, Season 7. The Love Man Posse has not disbanded, white girl tears start at the first sign of confrontation, and apparently Tahz dated Tre's Uncle. Also, we quickly recap Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea.

Aug 26, 202101:40:48
S3E11: The Bachelorette S17 E10

S3E11: The Bachelorette S17 E10

On this week's episode we cover the finale and ATFR of Katie's season of The Bachelorette which was 1 hour too long.
We see an engagement, a creepy mega idol, an angry auntie, and watch Katie give Greg a LARGE piece of her mind.

Tune in for our recap and some Bachelor Nation news

Aug 12, 202101:06:07
S3E10: The Bachelorette S17 E09

S3E10: The Bachelorette S17 E09

Greg throws the biggest hissy fit of all time and walks on out of Katie's life leaving only a creepy in memoriam segment which makes it look like he is no longer with us on this mortal plane.
Somehow Justin waltzes into the final two and we have no idea what's going on.
We also cover some Bachelor Nation news and give you guys an update on what's going to happen for the finale and Season 4 of the pod.
Tune in for the hot takes and the tea. 

Aug 05, 202101:09:09
S3E09: The Bachelorette S17 E08

S3E09: The Bachelorette S17 E08

Michael A is a catch we hope Katie never hooks, Karl is coming for EVERYBODY at the Men Tell All, and Thomas' beard is giving next Bachelor. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and hash out Katie's defensive apology in which she admits she is indeed f**king stupid. Tune in for the tea.

Andrew S 'apology': https://www.instagram.com/p/CR1bamFlEIa/?utm_medium=copy_link

Jul 29, 202101:05:07
S3E08: The Bachelorette S17 E07

S3E08: The Bachelorette S17 E07

Greg is as enthusiastic about Katie as we were about this episode, Blake can never keep things PG and Mike P's love of his mom couldn't keep him on the show. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news as usual and generally can't wait for this season to be over. Tune in for the tea!

Jul 22, 202101:05:37
S3E07: The Bachelorette S17 E06

S3E07: The Bachelorette S17 E06

This episode is dry as the Sahara but we discuss the 5 men leaving this episode, Johnny Bravo somehow still being on our screens and then head into Bachelor Nation news which includes shitty tweets from Men of Color, Paradise news and Katie blocking certain creators?

We spill the tea on this episode!
Get into it. 

Jul 15, 202153:58
S3E06: The Bachelorette S17 E05

S3E06: The Bachelorette S17 E05

Blake and Katie are unexpectedly cute, the men have the most ridiculous half-naked made-up-sport date, and wtf is up with Andrew S.? Also, we breakdown the midseason trailer and recap Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea!

Be sure to email us your thoughts at theblachelorettes@gmail.com

Katie on Viall's files: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuD_DZ-Pmt8&ab_channel=NickViall (first few mins)

Jul 08, 202157:27
S3E05: The Bachelorette S17 E04

S3E05: The Bachelorette S17 E04

The men get waxes and show off their sexy talk, Andrew S is villiainized for having common sense and is this show actually called Men Tell A Woman Who To Date? Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news, Too Hot Too Handle and Love Island UK. Tune in for the tea!

Jul 01, 202158:55
S3E04: The Bachelorette S17 E03

S3E04: The Bachelorette S17 E03

The men vote Karl off, we witness two emotional dates back to back and Thomas is a villain for... being honest? Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and discuss Rachel Lindsay's juicy and enlightening article. Tune in for the tea and be sure to email your thoughts to theblachelorettes@gmail.com!

TRIGGER WARNING: 18:20 suicide and 19:50 rape/sexual assault.

Links:

Katie on Talking It Out: https://twitter.com/BachNationPods/status/1407367782761742336?s=20

Katie's interview with Glamour: https://www.glamour.com/story/the-bachelorette-katie-thurston-i-was-involved-in-a-situation-where-there-wasnt-consent

National Sexual Assualt Hotline: 800.656.HOPE http://online.rainn.org

Bachelor In Paradise spoilers: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/tv/g36730838/bachelor-in-paradise-season-7-contestants/

Rachel's article: https://www.vulture.com/article/rachel-lindsay-the-bachelor-franchise.html#_ga=2.67148305.1039277351.1624318786-1608387094.1624318786

Black Bachelor Babes: https://www.instagram.com/blkbachbabes/

Bachelor Horoscopes: https://www.instagram.com/bachelorhoroscopes/?hl=en

Bachelor Data: https://www.instagram.com/bachelordata/?hl=en

Jun 24, 202101:44:01