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THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE ONE - GRIGGLAK FLY REAL BIRD

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THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE TWELVE- PRIMARCH PIZZA BE PRAISED
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE TWELVE- PRIMARCH PIZZA BE PRAISED
Description - Delta Squad gets time off and a task from their benefactor, and the opposition is wholly unprepared for a Delta Squad unrestrained by the thin veneer of judicious moderation they display while in uniform. In short, the Violence has Escalated. 
02:11:44
November 24, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE ELEVEN - KNOCK KNOCK
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE ELEVEN - KNOCK KNOCK
Description - We finally give up on tabletop sim and switch to foundry. The Squad starts a mostly unnecessary gun battle which, against our best intentions and efforts, advances the plot.
01:20:53
November 24, 2022
Podcast No. 120 - Texas BBQ, Hand-Eggplant
Podcast No. 120 - Texas BBQ, Hand-Eggplant
Disclaimer, this was recorded at a BPL Meetup. There is no BPLCON. Do not suggest this happened. There is a meetup. Also, this was recorded in a big room.
01:06:37
November 18, 2022
Podcast No. 119 - Volcano Explosions are Cool, Production Nightmares, and Dwarf Fortress as an Inspiration
Podcast No. 119 - Volcano Explosions are Cool, Production Nightmares, and Dwarf Fortress as an Inspiration
We discuss LOTR, some of the rings of power, many other things, and a lot of what if. Only meme knows anything about the setting. The rest of us are lost. God help us. 
01:34:28
November 10, 2022
Podcast No. 118 The Man, The Myth, The Legend Boat bomber and his deepest personal lore
Podcast No. 118 The Man, The Myth, The Legend Boat bomber and his deepest personal lore
Google Boatbomber Patreon Support Boatbomber Patreon Send Boatbomber to Europe
01:18:43
November 02, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE TEN - TWELVE RATLINGS, AND SOME DOGS
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE TEN - TWELVE RATLINGS, AND SOME DOGS
Ep. 10 "Twelve Ratlings and some Dogs" Description - The squad assists the townspeople with minor tasks and *less* people are maimed or killed. Then, with the promise of some actual time off, we set about to solve a dog theft in the watershed district with that distinct Delta Squad panache.
01:25:49
October 28, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE NINE - OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CULT
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE NINE - OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CULT
Ep. 9 "Oh, I thought you were a cult!" Description - Colm fixed the truck. Sgt. Foch immediately breaks it back in in the traditional, Delta squad way - running things over. The patrol continues as Delta Squad helps the denizens of Gamma-17 with issues mundane and heretical.
01:24:13
October 28, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE EIGHT - THE "FOOT" PATROL
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE EIGHT - THE "FOOT" PATROL
Description - Delta Squad returns from the City. Colm provides the squad with a mysterious object. Quinn takes good care of Frogge. The Squad, walking their beat while the truck is in the shop, believes crime is afoot and investigates thoroughly.
01:40:49
October 25, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE SEVEN - THE SORROW AND THE CITY
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE SEVEN - THE SORROW AND THE CITY
Description - Delta Squad, small fish out of their depth in a very big pond, are brought up to speed by a mysterious Administrator. Well, brought up to their "speed" anyway.
02:00:52
October 23, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE SIX - BUILDING BRIDGES, ONE BULLET AT A TIME
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE SIX - BUILDING BRIDGES, ONE BULLET AT A TIME
Description - Delta Squad, by now well respected and intimately trusted members of the local constabulary, are tasked with an objective of the utmost importance - successfully navigate to City Center without incident.
01:41:38
October 20, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE FIVE - LET'S GET THAT BREAD
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE FIVE - LET'S GET THAT BREAD
Description - A local bakery gets the squad's assistance with renovations. The Detective Squad needs assistance. More holes are poked through the fragile fabric of reality by frankly reckless use of warp magic.
01:33:58
October 13, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE FOUR - GRAMPA NEEDS A DIRT NAP
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE FOUR - GRAMPA NEEDS A DIRT NAP
WELCOME TO THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS, a homebrew adventure set in the marginalia of a much larger and far scarier universe. Description - A local retiree got a complimentary upgrade, and needs a rather violent downgrade at the hands of our heroes. Delta makes an exceptionally...uhh..." concussive"...impression on more Underhill gangers in every sense of that word.
59:14
October 13, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE THREE - BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE THREE - BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
WELCOME TO THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS, a homebrew adventure set in the marginalia of a much larger and far scarier universe.   WELCOME TO EPISODE  3, "Burning down the House" Description - Delta Squad, newly minted, is given more responsibility than they probably should ever have at one time. Grigglak flies without bird, real or otherwise. A scheduled Battle of the Bands goes...well, it goes.
02:12:32
October 13, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE TWO - BANKING ON A BRIGHT FUTURE
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE TWO - BANKING ON A BRIGHT FUTURE
WELCOME TO THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS, a homebrew adventure set in the marginalia of a much larger and far scarier universe.   WELCOME TO EPISODE  2 "Banking on a Bright Future"    Description - Field Training is a stressful experience for most new officers, However, *THIS* Field Training experience is mostly stressful for the Training Officer.
01:50:03
October 11, 2022
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE ONE - GRIGGLAK FLY REAL BIRD
THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS: EPISODE ONE - GRIGGLAK FLY REAL BIRD
WELCOME TO THE MAGISTRATUM MUNDANUS, a homebrew adventure set in the marginalia of a much larger and far scarier universe. WELCOME TO EPISODE  2 "Banking on a Bright Future" Description - Field Training is a stressful experience for most new officers, However, *THIS* Field Training experience is mostly stressful for the Training Officer.
01:46:32
October 11, 2022
Podcast No. 117 Holmgang Home Kit and Legal Swede Clubbing.
Podcast No. 117 Holmgang Home Kit and Legal Swede Clubbing.
WE ARE THE BEEPLE PEOPLE
01:36:10
October 07, 2022
Podcast No. 116 The Beast of Barnsley, and International Gravy Wrestling
Podcast No. 116 The Beast of Barnsley, and International Gravy Wrestling
This is a real fucking sport. https://worldgravywrestling.com/
01:17:56
September 30, 2022
Podcast No 115. International Knife Fight City, 1980s Half-Life and LazerZoneTimberPunk
Podcast No 115. International Knife Fight City, 1980s Half-Life and LazerZoneTimberPunk
At 115 podcasts, you probably know who we are most days.
01:17:25
September 22, 2022
Podcast No 114. Shitposting with Battletech Ukraine, and reminders of what is important.
Podcast No 114. Shitposting with Battletech Ukraine, and reminders of what is important.
FROM ROSS (BATTLETECH UKRAINE) Here's our website - https://battletech.com.ua/We're working on a full English version, but there's a fixed post with one of our main charities there   Here's our YT channel, it's really small and we have trouble producing regular content, but if anybody is interested in learning Ukrainian, you can use short BT lore vids for practice I guess - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioMueibUNRo71n_sXaB6PA Here's our Patreon where we collect coins for future CGL licenses - https://www.patreon.com/battletechukraine You can get more good minis painted over here (once they open back up for taking orders) - https://www.etsy.com/shop/RogueTraderBoutique Some of the services you can also get here - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14IhRHVFgbPiIvs0BkpLKGcGn27YVe6WiAqq00fE-OQY/edit?usp=sharing If you just want to donate to charities, these two are the top proven ones that you can trust  https://savelife.in.ua/en/ - generally good, doing a lot of good things https://prytulafoundation.org/en - these folks are led by a stand-up comedian If you want to get in touch directly, Ross's Discord tag is --#1888
01:03:19
September 16, 2022
Podcast No. 113 Detroit, Wisconsin, and Transhumanism
Podcast No. 113 Detroit, Wisconsin, and Transhumanism
We discuss things like: Buddy's Pizza, how irresponsibly good the Lux Cafe is in Battle Creek, and then we discuss the mysteries of Wisconsin.
01:11:39
September 09, 2022
Podcast No. 112 - Joe Lewis's Last Knockout and other Detroit Stories
Podcast No. 112 - Joe Lewis's Last Knockout and other Detroit Stories
We're in detroit for the moment.
01:21:26
September 02, 2022
Podcast No. 110 - Ham, Treason, and the Death of ships
Podcast No. 110 - Ham, Treason, and the Death of ships
Three guys talk shop, a rarer look into the "Day job". 
01:28:59
August 12, 2022
Podcast No. 107 Knife Fight City Hogwarts and other bad ideas from the Road...
Podcast No. 107 Knife Fight City Hogwarts and other bad ideas from the Road...
Location double Redacted, roadcast.
01:22:57
July 22, 2022
Podcast No. 106 - Kansas -still- exists, Terminator 1954, and Questions!
Podcast No. 106 - Kansas -still- exists, Terminator 1954, and Questions!
Don't listen to this podcast. You will experience 2 sad.
01:27:36
July 08, 2022
Podcast No. 105 Downsizing of Jedi, Star Wars odd Job, and the Water Farmer Mafia
Podcast No. 105 Downsizing of Jedi, Star Wars odd Job, and the Water Farmer Mafia
we talk star wars, badly and infuriate an expert.
01:24:06
July 01, 2022
Podcast No. 104 - The Knife Fight City Wiki Grows, and Normies Ruin the Apocalypse
Podcast No. 104 - The Knife Fight City Wiki Grows, and Normies Ruin the Apocalypse
THE KNIFE FIGHT CITY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE WIKI - https://knife-fight-city-cinematic-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Knife_Fight_City_Cinematic_Universe_Wiki 
01:13:07
June 24, 2022
PODCAST NO. 102 - Metal Gear Mondays and Style over Subsistence
PODCAST NO. 102 - Metal Gear Mondays and Style over Subsistence
Watch us Mondays here - > https://www.twitch.tv/wbpl76 OR RECAPS here - > https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSGe6-12odRy7XgZmmyDEVw
01:23:08
June 09, 2022
PODCAST NO. 101 - STARFLEET SECURITY and VAMPIRE INTERNET LARPS
PODCAST NO. 101 - STARFLEET SECURITY and VAMPIRE INTERNET LARPS
VTM LARP - https://www.vrlarp.com/ A VERY MIDFIELD PODCAST - https://open.spotify.com/show/7tzN5h8ZNiX4URhxxXwhTp THE PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/BPLTEX
01:20:47
June 03, 2022
PODCAST NO. 100 - Digs, Tom and Dep Take Over .
PODCAST NO. 100 - Digs, Tom and Dep Take Over .
This is what it sounds like when Tex and Mike are NOT on the podcast. 
01:05:15
May 27, 2022
No.99 Michael Mann knows his gun stuff, and the man with no eyebrows...
No.99 Michael Mann knows his gun stuff, and the man with no eyebrows...
WE HAVE BILLS BUT ARENT SHILLS - https://www.patreon.com/BPLTEX
01:30:07
May 20, 2022
No.98 QUESTIONS, ANSWERS, ARK OF THE COVENANT?!
No.98 QUESTIONS, ANSWERS, ARK OF THE COVENANT?!
Seriously, mike wants to know where it is.
01:32:31
May 14, 2022
Podcast NO.97 - WBPL-76, The Station we deserve
Podcast NO.97 - WBPL-76, The Station we deserve
You can find WBPL76 on twitch by searching for WBPL76. Try it. Use your fingers to press buttons. it's okay.
01:13:17
May 06, 2022
Podcast NO.96 - Less Hollywood, More Fuck Yea. Battletech "Houses" for 40k refugees, and other things...
Podcast NO.96 - Less Hollywood, More Fuck Yea. Battletech "Houses" for 40k refugees, and other things...
We don't have ads, but we do have bills - > https://www.patreon.com/BPLTEX
01:23:19
April 29, 2022
PODCAST NO. 95 - Making Trailers, Production Hell, the Martini-Henry, and the Slotcar Hadron Collider
PODCAST NO. 95 - Making Trailers, Production Hell, the Martini-Henry, and the Slotcar Hadron Collider
We don't have ads, but we do have bills - > https://www.patreon.com/BPLTEX
01:24:21
April 24, 2022
EPISODE XCIV: The Polish-Cast, City 17 is real, Six Sugma, and Dark Lonestar asks great questions
EPISODE XCIV: The Polish-Cast, City 17 is real, Six Sugma, and Dark Lonestar asks great questions
FEED THIS DUMP HERE - https://www.patreon.com/BPLTEX
01:48:43
April 09, 2022
EPISODE XCIII: Tex Takes a Salary after 11 years of work, The Void Consumes a Caller, and It's quite okay to reach out to people
EPISODE XCIII: Tex Takes a Salary after 11 years of work, The Void Consumes a Caller, and It's quite okay to reach out to people
Tex is literally reachable here, just don't be weird assholes - theblackpantslegion@gmail.com If you want to support shit like this without ads or bullshit - https://www.patreon.com/BPLTEX
01:41:07
April 01, 2022
EPISODE XCII: Hunting for the Bits and the subtle attempt of saving your own sanity
EPISODE XCII: Hunting for the Bits and the subtle attempt of saving your own sanity
More or less a follow up podcast to last week - we dig deep and talk about a lot. It's real. Its raw. Downvote at your leisure. Please. 
01:42:11
March 26, 2022
EPISODE XCI: The BPL Ventcast, How to fight the Darkness, and BPL Supervillains
EPISODE XCI: The BPL Ventcast, How to fight the Darkness, and BPL Supervillains
When people ask what real sounds like, I guess this is it. Keep fighting the good fight. 
01:27:55
March 18, 2022
EPISODE XC: Tired but not Dead, and talking Production
EPISODE XC: Tired but not Dead, and talking Production
This is what the back end of a 80 hour work week sounds like
57:20
March 04, 2022
EPISODE LXXXVII: The Dunecast
EPISODE LXXXVII: The Dunecast
The Delta Green Greenbox Podcast - > https://www.greenboxpod.com/
01:08:48
February 11, 2022
EPISODE LXXXVI: ST FRANCOIS COUNTY NEEDS OUR HELP
EPISODE LXXXVI: ST FRANCOIS COUNTY NEEDS OUR HELP
Google The Great Seal of St. Francois County. You'll understand why.
01:13:59
January 28, 2022
EPISODE LXXXV: The Best Podcast in NORF FC
EPISODE LXXXV: The Best Podcast in NORF FC
Chippi Joins us. 
53:29
January 24, 2022
EPISODE LXXXIV: Load Bearing Tupperware
EPISODE LXXXIV: Load Bearing Tupperware
Our new house has some unique problems.
01:22:24
January 14, 2022
EPISODE LXXXIII: Zebras like Seafood and other new Years Discoveries
EPISODE LXXXIII: Zebras like Seafood and other new Years Discoveries
We discover new things and Goodpants brings us a BOON!
01:38:27
January 02, 2022
EPISODE LXXXII: Boatbomber Returns, Part II (And DMX is Reincarnated for some Reason)
EPISODE LXXXII: Boatbomber Returns, Part II (And DMX is Reincarnated for some Reason)
This is what we said it would be. 
01:07:34
December 21, 2021
EPISODE LXXX: Fallout 3, Transhumanism what ifs, the nature of humanity and some questions
EPISODE LXXX: Fallout 3, Transhumanism what ifs, the nature of humanity and some questions
we cover too much too quickly on too little sleep - the usual.
01:21:51
December 10, 2021
EPISODE LXXIX: A DEEP THINK WITH RENEGADE HPG
EPISODE LXXIX: A DEEP THINK WITH RENEGADE HPG
The man, the myth, the legend - https://www.youtube.com/c/renegadehpg
01:29:31
December 03, 2021
EPISODE: LXXIIX Farts, Stagger, and Tabletop
EPISODE: LXXIIX Farts, Stagger, and Tabletop
We invite the embodiment of the State of Wisconsin on the show to shitpost. Many moments are had. 
01:30:11
November 23, 2021
EPISODE LXXVIII: Favorite Moments in Military History, Dealing with Apathy, and Questions from the Fan Base
EPISODE LXXVIII: Favorite Moments in Military History, Dealing with Apathy, and Questions from the Fan Base
We deal with questions, rant, and yell. Its what we do.
01:20:19
November 12, 2021
EPISODE LXXVII: What's the deal with airline food and other questions
EPISODE LXXVII: What's the deal with airline food and other questions
1. https://soundcloud.com/discover/sets/personalized-tracks::user-92288051:760299127 2. https://youtu.be/zFFkWQxBNZ8
01:22:08
November 05, 2021
EPISODE LXXVI: Farnham the Ghost Hunter and other stories
EPISODE LXXVI: Farnham the Ghost Hunter and other stories
mike reads his ghost book to us. We hate it. 
01:27:43
October 29, 2021
EPISODE LXXV: The Ghosts in our Audio Mixer and other spooky FAQs
EPISODE LXXV: The Ghosts in our Audio Mixer and other spooky FAQs
Mike takes over with his deep ghost lore, Tex rambles, and we shitpost. all in all, pretty okay.
01:09:29
October 22, 2021
EPISODE LXXIV: Postal 2 and Surviving the Apocalypse
EPISODE LXXIV: Postal 2 and Surviving the Apocalypse
We ramble about the above, oh its stupid.
01:33:21
October 15, 2021
EPISODE LXXIII: Weird Ideas, Bad 1970s Film, and What is even happening?
EPISODE LXXIII: Weird Ideas, Bad 1970s Film, and What is even happening?
Its been one of those years.
01:25:07
October 08, 2021
EPISODE LXXII: Adulting, Star Trek, Ghost-Shows, Loud Noises and Questions
EPISODE LXXII: Adulting, Star Trek, Ghost-Shows, Loud Noises and Questions
We talk about adulthood and shit. 
01:23:44
October 01, 2021
EPISODE LXXI: WorldBuilding, Van Zandt, and Q&A
EPISODE LXXI: WorldBuilding, Van Zandt, and Q&A
We talk about building worlds, ideas, and concepts. Then we answer people's questions. Kinda. 
01:13:49
September 24, 2021
EPISODE 	LXIX: Labor Day, Atlantic City, and other mistakes.
EPISODE LXIX: Labor Day, Atlantic City, and other mistakes.
Our 69th Episode. Nice!
02:24:10
September 10, 2021
EPISODE LXVIII: LIGHTNING ROUND QUESTIONS -and- CZARVAK ATTACC
EPISODE LXVIII: LIGHTNING ROUND QUESTIONS -and- CZARVAK ATTACC
So many questions so little time. Tangents ahoy.
01:18:38
September 03, 2021
EPISODE LXVII: The Man, The Myth, The Mystara Legend - Mr Welch Joins us to share his passions
EPISODE LXVII: The Man, The Myth, The Mystara Legend - Mr Welch Joins us to share his passions
Holy shit go to https://rpgmp3.com/mystara-players-guide/ and get the free book. Just go. Its free.
01:45:11
August 27, 2021
EPISODE LXV: A live podcast while we eat a Latvian MRE
EPISODE LXV: A live podcast while we eat a Latvian MRE
Latvia got hands.
08:16:44
August 13, 2021
EPISODE LXIV: Bird Facts with Eldonious Rex
EPISODE LXIV: Bird Facts with Eldonious Rex
ELDONIOUS REX CAN BE FOUND HERE - https://www.astray3.com/
01:46:32
August 06, 2021
EPISODE LXIII: Kojima's Curse and Cleveland James Bond
EPISODE LXIII: Kojima's Curse and Cleveland James Bond
We talk about stuff, as usual
01:42:50
July 23, 2021
EPISODE LXII: VOLCANO DNA and OTHER BAD IDEAS
EPISODE LXII: VOLCANO DNA and OTHER BAD IDEAS
Guys, Volcano DNA. 
01:31:52
July 16, 2021
THE LAST BPL MAYORAL DEBATES? (EVER???)
THE LAST BPL MAYORAL DEBATES? (EVER???)
This happened. Sorry for the delay!
01:41:51
July 09, 2021
EPISODE LXI: DISCOUNT DAN ANSWERS QUESTIONS and how Tex Broke his Legs
EPISODE LXI: DISCOUNT DAN ANSWERS QUESTIONS and how Tex Broke his Legs
We have Discount Dan on the show to tell the story about how Discount Dan was invented.
01:04:38
June 25, 2021
EPISODE: LX - Cleveland BBQ, Car Noises, and Hotel "Meh"
EPISODE: LX - Cleveland BBQ, Car Noises, and Hotel "Meh"
Further discussion of our Cleveland trip, BBQ, adventures, and madness - on the car ride home no less!
49:11
June 18, 2021
EPISODE LIX: Cleveland, Drive-Through Daiquiris, and Steel Factory Blues
EPISODE LIX: Cleveland, Drive-Through Daiquiris, and Steel Factory Blues
This episode brought to you by Cleveland. Cleveland, the city that . . . yes.
01:12:11
June 11, 2021
LVIII: Wide Tom's Bean-House and other Bad Stories
LVIII: Wide Tom's Bean-House and other Bad Stories
Wide Tom's Bean House. You heard us. We talk about it.
01:38:21
June 04, 2021
EPISODE LVII: Catgirls and other future Problems
EPISODE LVII: Catgirls and other future Problems
Here we go. 
01:27:10
May 28, 2021
EPISODE LVI: Neets, Tabletop, and other things.
EPISODE LVI: Neets, Tabletop, and other things.
Oh we totally know what we're talking about.
01:16:30
May 21, 2021
Episode LIV: Nukes, Nuclear stuff and self destruct systems
Episode LIV: Nukes, Nuclear stuff and self destruct systems
We have a Nuclear Expert on the podcast and waste his time asking about nuclear fireballs
01:14:10
May 07, 2021
Episode LIII: Wizard Himptler Bad and other stories
Episode LIII: Wizard Himptler Bad and other stories
Tex complains about harry potter, we get in arguments, its a great episode
01:41:08
April 30, 2021
EPISODE LII: Deltard Green or the Sad Story of Team Masticate (part 2)
EPISODE LII: Deltard Green or the Sad Story of Team Masticate (part 2)
Books are opened, friendships ended, and people exploded. 
01:26:04
April 23, 2021
EPISODE LI: Deltard Green or the Sad Story of Team Masticate (part 1)
EPISODE LI: Deltard Green or the Sad Story of Team Masticate (part 1)
This is a True story of tabletop nonsense.
01:12:26
April 16, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 15 - ALL GOOD THINGS
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 15 - ALL GOOD THINGS
PART 1 of 2 of FINALE OF STAR TRAK
02:30:01
April 09, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 14 - A LITTLE PIECE OF THE WARCRIMES
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 14 - A LITTLE PIECE OF THE WARCRIMES
WE ARE NEARING THE END. CAN YOU FEEL IT?
02:36:48
April 08, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 13 - A PRIVATE LITTLE WARCRIME
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 13 - A PRIVATE LITTLE WARCRIME
LONG AGO ON THE COURTESY FLUSH...
02:35:00
April 07, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 12 - THE WARCRIMES MACHINE PART 2
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 12 - THE WARCRIMES MACHINE PART 2
FROM THE FARAWAY LANDS OF THE COURTESY FLUSH
02:38:43
April 03, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 11 - THE WARCRIMES MACHINE PART 1
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 11 - THE WARCRIMES MACHINE PART 1
A LONG TIME AGO ON THE COURTESY FLUSH
02:39:58
April 02, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 10 - The 'Impossumble' Debrief
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 10 - The 'Impossumble' Debrief
A LONG TIME AGO ON THE COURTESY FLUSH
02:37:14
April 01, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 9 - CITY ON THE EDGE OF WARCRIMES
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 9 - CITY ON THE EDGE OF WARCRIMES
A LONG TIME AGO ON THE COURTESY FLUSH
03:20:15
March 31, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 8 - MISTAKE on the WAKE
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 8 - MISTAKE on the WAKE
A LONG TIME AGO ON THE COURTESY FLUSH!
03:19:50
March 27, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 7 - THE POSSUM PARTICLE
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 7 - THE POSSUM PARTICLE
A LONG TIME AGO ON THE COURTESY FLUSH...
02:43:44
March 26, 2021
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 6 - PROBLEMS WITH POSSUMS
STAR TRACK - AN RPG EXPERIENCE - EPISODE 6 - PROBLEMS WITH POSSUMS
A LONG TIME AGO ON THE COURTESY FLUSH
03:08:53
March 25, 2021
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 5 - THE MUDD EPISODE
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 5 - THE MUDD EPISODE
A long time ago on the Courtesy Flush - Star Track, an RPG
02:21:06
March 24, 2021
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 4 - New Ship, New Problems
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 4 - New Ship, New Problems
Originally on the Courtesy Flush (Twitch/Youtube) a long time ago . . .
03:32:21
March 20, 2021
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 3 - THE COURT MARTIAL
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 3 - THE COURT MARTIAL
Originally on the Courtesy Flush (Twitch/Youtube) a long time ago . . .
02:39:17
March 19, 2021
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 2 - WELCOME TO STARFLEET
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 2 - WELCOME TO STARFLEET
Originally on the Courtesy Flush (Twitch/Youtube) a long time ago . . .
02:58:32
March 18, 2021
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 1 - WELCOME TO THE ESSES
STAR TRACK -AN RPG EXPERIENCE- PART 1 - WELCOME TO THE ESSES
Originally on the Courtesy Flush (Twitch/Youtube) a long time ago . . . 
02:37:17
March 17, 2021
Episode L: Questions, Answers, and Madness (not in that order)
Episode L: Questions, Answers, and Madness (not in that order)
We answer the latest batch of call ins on the anchor.fm site. 
01:33:50
March 12, 2021
EPISODE XLIX: We Expand the Knife Fight City Cinematic Universe and other movie atrocities
EPISODE XLIX: We Expand the Knife Fight City Cinematic Universe and other movie atrocities
The movie game returns. This time with more KNIFE FIGHT CITY. Includes a prequel idea!
01:37:17
March 05, 2021
EPISODE XLVIII: Even more questions and more fun madness!
EPISODE XLVIII: Even more questions and more fun madness!
This is what we do, these are your questions. We answer them.
01:38:09
February 26, 2021
EPISODE XLVII: Transhumanism, Science, and Shotguns
EPISODE XLVII: Transhumanism, Science, and Shotguns
Tex laughs so hard he almost passes out. 
01:21:50
February 19, 2021
EPISODE XLVI: A Comfy Evening with Questions
EPISODE XLVI: A Comfy Evening with Questions
More Questions? More Answers
01:23:05
February 12, 2021
SPECIAL: BPL VICE-MAYORAL DEBATE 2020
SPECIAL: BPL VICE-MAYORAL DEBATE 2020
Yep. its that time again. The BPL has its Semi-Annual Mayoral Debates.  The mayor is the chief Dunce of the legion and confers no power, and yet, the politics are amazing.
54:37
February 06, 2021
SPECIAL: BPL MAYORAL DEBATE 2020
SPECIAL: BPL MAYORAL DEBATE 2020
Yep. its that time again. The BPL has its Semi-Annual Mayoral Debates. The mayor is the chief Dunce of the legion and confers no power, and yet, the politics are amazing.
50:23
February 05, 2021
EPISODE XLIV: Firearms and Bullet Sponges
EPISODE XLIV: Firearms and Bullet Sponges
We talk about Guns, Bullets, and video games getting shit wrong. Who's an expert? Sure as hell not us. 
01:29:59
January 22, 2021
EPISODE XLIII: Art of the Homebrew
EPISODE XLIII: Art of the Homebrew
Improv. Homebrew. RPGs. Yes.
01:29:25
January 15, 2021
EPISODE XLII: THE MOVIE GAME RETURNS (AGAIN)
EPISODE XLII: THE MOVIE GAME RETURNS (AGAIN)
WE ARE BAD AT THIS
01:43:10
January 08, 2021
THE LAST PODCAST OF 2020 - ONE LAST TURN OF THIS MARBLE
THE LAST PODCAST OF 2020 - ONE LAST TURN OF THIS MARBLE
We won. 2020 ends.
06:24
December 31, 2020
EPISODE XLI: THE CHRIMBUS POBDCAST
EPISODE XLI: THE CHRIMBUS POBDCAST
We recorded this Live. We apologize for nothing.
01:52:08
December 24, 2020
EPISODE XL: FIRESIDE QUESTIONS, PACKAGES, AND OTHER STUFF
EPISODE XL: FIRESIDE QUESTIONS, PACKAGES, AND OTHER STUFF
Hey guys - just a disclaimer. There are some audio issues in this episode that are apparent. Sorry about that. We tried fixing them but they still persist. Still, join us for a FIRESIDE CHAT.
01:59:42
December 18, 2020
EPISODE XXXIX: Monster Trucks, Transhumanism, and Bubblegum
EPISODE XXXIX: Monster Trucks, Transhumanism, and Bubblegum
We sit around and yell at each other. This is the norm.
01:28:52
December 11, 2020
EPISODE XXXVIII: A BPL ROUNDTABLE OF QUESTIONS
EPISODE XXXVIII: A BPL ROUNDTABLE OF QUESTIONS
We answer some of the fans' most probing questions and argue. This is typical.
01:19:56
December 04, 2020
EPISODE XXXVII: Q&A WITH FRANK THE TANK
EPISODE XXXVII: Q&A WITH FRANK THE TANK
Fronk answers questions. We urge people to use the voicemail service. 
01:30:53
November 27, 2020
EPISODE XXXVI: Frank and the Problems with the Liberty Sphere
EPISODE XXXVI: Frank and the Problems with the Liberty Sphere
We talk Star Wars with Frank. It quickly goes off the rails...
01:25:29
November 20, 2020
EPISODE XXXV: RPG QUESTIONS WITH KOBOLD
EPISODE XXXV: RPG QUESTIONS WITH KOBOLD
SCI FI? RPG? QUESTIONS? YES!
01:30:34
November 13, 2020
EPISODE XXXIV: SCI FI AND MEGA WEAPONS with KOBOLD
EPISODE XXXIV: SCI FI AND MEGA WEAPONS with KOBOLD
A roundtable with nerds, you know who we are.
01:19:28
November 06, 2020
EPISODE XXXIII: GHOULS - GHOSTS - AND GOBLINS (A SCARETACULAR WITH STAGGER)
EPISODE XXXIII: GHOULS - GHOSTS - AND GOBLINS (A SCARETACULAR WITH STAGGER)
Stagger showed up. We're talking spooky shit on Halloween eve. really. Truly. Surely. 
01:32:32
October 30, 2020
EPISODE: XXXII : THE POORCAST!
EPISODE: XXXII : THE POORCAST!
We talk about being broke as fuck, and how that shaped us as people.
01:33:36
October 23, 2020
EPISODE XXXI: CRAZY DREAMS and BPL QUESTIONS
EPISODE XXXI: CRAZY DREAMS and BPL QUESTIONS
Catch, Mike and Tex talk about weird dreams, a shoot-out at Chuck-E-Cheese, and answer BPL Questions
51:20
October 16, 2020
EPISODE XXX: Answering your Questions with Maryland Man and Crystal Skull Vodka
EPISODE XXX: Answering your Questions with Maryland Man and Crystal Skull Vodka
Maryland Man. Herkimer Diamonds. Q&A?
01:20:37
October 09, 2020
EPISODE XXIX: The Vacation-Cast discusses movies (The Movie Game, again)
EPISODE XXIX: The Vacation-Cast discusses movies (The Movie Game, again)
Tex, Goat, Pablo, Mike, and Catch in location redacted discuss movies.  Bad movies. 
01:14:46
October 02, 2020
EPISODE XXVIII: QUESTIONS, BATTLETECH and DIE HARD?
EPISODE XXVIII: QUESTIONS, BATTLETECH and DIE HARD?
We answer a lot of questions, ranging from Vampire Hunter D to Die Hard. Also there are battletech questions galore. What a day for a podcast, eh?
01:29:23
September 25, 2020
EPISODE XXVII: A Token Lord of the Rings Conversation
EPISODE XXVII: A Token Lord of the Rings Conversation
Meme is Back, more LOTR. 
01:10:60
September 18, 2020
EPISODE XXVI: Work and Wageslave Stories
EPISODE XXVI: Work and Wageslave Stories
In this episode we discuss stories from the workplace, and other assorted odd tales
01:34:35
September 11, 2020
Episode XXV: The Cameron Restoration - A battletech what-if
Episode XXV: The Cameron Restoration - A battletech what-if
We discuss our own take on the universe, which falls squarely into the notion of fan-fiction. Then we answer some questions. Its a shorter podcast than you're used to but that's okay. We're trying to finish the Mackie Episode. 
46:24
September 04, 2020
Episode XXIV: z0rg and RPGs
Episode XXIV: z0rg and RPGs
In this Episode we talk about Z0rg, the origins of Z0rg, and RPGs. My co-star this week is Mr. Digs, a long-term friend and a moderator of the Black Pants Legion secret super friends hidden society thing. Huzzah!
01:31:06
August 28, 2020
Episode XXIII: Regarding Bethesda (And Fallout)
Episode XXIII: Regarding Bethesda (And Fallout)
In this Episode we talk about Bethesda, Fallout, and the wild saga of game Companies making weird shit.
01:46:16
August 21, 2020
Episode XXII: Sci-Fi Weapons, Star Track, and BIG SCARY UNIVERSE
Episode XXII: Sci-Fi Weapons, Star Track, and BIG SCARY UNIVERSE
GOAT'S MUSIC - https://soundcloud.com/user-168042611-872573264 The Courtesy Flush - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvonPwovlFQ-mMrRFeNmRag And uh, yeah, welcome.
01:33:38
August 14, 2020
Episode XXI: The Happycast
Episode XXI: The Happycast
Tex on Tranquilizers, and everyone forced to be happy for no reason other than "Positive Thinking"
01:33:13
August 07, 2020
Episode XX: The Knife Fight City Cinematic Universe and other Stories
Episode XX: The Knife Fight City Cinematic Universe and other Stories
This is probably the dumbest thing we've done so far. We try to make up movies. We're not professionals. 
01:31:51
July 31, 2020
Episode XIX: The Big Scary Universe of Star Trek (TOS)
Episode XIX: The Big Scary Universe of Star Trek (TOS)
So, here we go - Talking Star trek. Specifically, we talk about the original series with someone who's never seen all of it before (Mr. Nick). Two Trek Nerds (Neither Trekkies nor trekkers) discuss Trek with a relatively new Trek guy about all the trek that trek can trek. In short, we boldly go where no one should go sober - BRACE YE SELF. 
01:31:24
July 24, 2020
Episode XVIII: The Good Game Mechanics and Weird Culture of MMOs
Episode XVIII: The Good Game Mechanics and Weird Culture of MMOs
This is just us trying to have a not-angry-podcast-on-MMOs. This is us trying. 
01:23:37
July 17, 2020
Episode XVII: MMOs, Raiding Culture, and the Existential Crisis of Eve Online
Episode XVII: MMOs, Raiding Culture, and the Existential Crisis of Eve Online
Having talked a lot of madness about Video games, we realized MMOs probably need their own episode. This is one of those. There will be unpopular opinions ahoy as we discuss the madness of MMORPGs, Raiding Culture, and answer quite a few fan questions!
01:28:14
July 10, 2020
Episode XVI: Video Games and Wasted Potential (Part 3)
Episode XVI: Video Games and Wasted Potential (Part 3)
We continue our deep dive on games that change our lives, games that entertain us, and games we hate. We also discuss what sort of games we'd want to make if given infinite resources to do so. Naturally, this is the more positive episode of the episodes on video games and wasted potential. We realized we'd been grognards complaining, so hear now some positive things and brainstorming! 
01:22:00
July 03, 2020
Episode XV: Video Games and Wasted Potential (Part 2)
Episode XV: Video Games and Wasted Potential (Part 2)
We continue our deep dive on games that change our lives, games that entertain us, and games we hate. All impressions are wholly personal and opinions our own.
01:27:37
June 26, 2020
Episode XIV: Video Games and Wasted Potential (Part 1)
Episode XIV: Video Games and Wasted Potential (Part 1)
This is part 1 of a three-parter on Video games. We talk about the good, the bad, the inspiring, the awesome, and the jank. On this Podcast Series is Mike (The Editor), Nick (The normie) and Tex (The asshole)
01:30:24
June 19, 2020
Episode XIII: Tea, Movies and What-Ifs
Episode XIII: Tea, Movies and What-Ifs
In this episode we discuss Film, Fan-Edits, movies, making movies, and everything else we can dwell on.
01:24:50
June 12, 2020
Episode XII: Meat, memes, and Lord of the Rings
Episode XII: Meat, memes, and Lord of the Rings
In this episode we discuss Meat, BBQ, Lord of the Rings, and the nature of fantasy. Odd? Yes. Make your peace with it.
01:30:57
June 05, 2020
Episode XI: Hombrewing RPGs, Autism, and the nature of the BPL
Episode XI: Hombrewing RPGs, Autism, and the nature of the BPL
Mr Tex and Mr Seth talk about RPGs, Homebrewing, the BPL, and their personal experience with Autism. Goat provides the outro music here - https://soundcloud.com/user-168042611-872573264
01:11:53
May 29, 2020
Episode X: Game Companies, World Building, and Brain Doppings
Episode X: Game Companies, World Building, and Brain Doppings
Mr Tex and Mr Goat ( https://soundcloud.com/user-168042611-872573264 ) discuss RPGs / Socrates and Worldbuilding. Oh how it goes. 
01:26:10
May 26, 2020
Episode IX: Mash Taters and Videya Games
Episode IX: Mash Taters and Videya Games
Potate. Digs. Tex. The Conversation is great. Or so we say. 
01:17:40
May 09, 2020
Episode VIII: Answering all the questions in the Inbox
Episode VIII: Answering all the questions in the Inbox
Tex answers everything, well at least that was put to him in the inbox. 
01:01:16
May 08, 2020
EPISODE VII: Three Nerds Talk about life, movies, and viewer inquiries
EPISODE VII: Three Nerds Talk about life, movies, and viewer inquiries
In this Episode, we answer fan questions and have a roving freeform discussion about everything else.
01:45:27
May 05, 2020
EPISODE VI: A Comfy Talk about about BPL History among other things
EPISODE VI: A Comfy Talk about about BPL History among other things
This is literally us rambling. Listen to it. Hear of our madness.
01:29:47
April 27, 2020
SPECIAL EPISODE: THE THIRD ANNUAL BPL DEBATES
SPECIAL EPISODE: THE THIRD ANNUAL BPL DEBATES
We have Debates every so often. Here was the first one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIdhvX14jIU The EMCEE was this guy - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbElV0NVgc2ORgPaMfy2TPw The Editor was this guy - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvonPwovlFQ-mMrRFeNmRag
01:27:45
April 26, 2020
Episode V: Q&A and Sunday Rambling
Episode V: Q&A and Sunday Rambling
Its me answering stuff. What more do you want
53:28
April 12, 2020
EPISODE IV: A GRIM DARK THEORY
EPISODE IV: A GRIM DARK THEORY
This is the BPL Podcast. We are idiots. We have opinions. You are listening to them right now. Support the BPL at www.patreon.com/BPLTEX Listen to GOAT (OUR GUEST) - https://soundcloud.com/user-168042611-872573264 SEND us PODCAST QUESTIONS - Theblackpantslegion@gmail.com (Put PODCAST QUESTION in TITLE)
59:51
April 11, 2020
Episode III: From Mainstream to Skeleton King
Episode III: From Mainstream to Skeleton King
This is the BPL Podcast. We are idiots. We have opinions. You are listening to them right now. Support the BPL at www.patreon.com/BPLTEX Listen to GOAT (OUR GUEST) - https://soundcloud.com/user-168042611-872573264 SEND us PODCAST QUESTIONS - Theblackpantslegion@gmail.com (Put PODCAST QUESTION in TITLE)
01:11:47
April 11, 2020
Episode II: Mechs, Movies, and Mike
Episode II: Mechs, Movies, and Mike
Welcome again. You must be lost. The Courtesy Flush is here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvonPwovlFQ-mMrRFeNmRag and is goddamn beautiful. I recommend HIGHLY watching the STAR TRACK playlist. By god if you dont, one plus disappoint. Also - This is where you can throw money away - https://www.patreon.com/BPLTEX I probably forgot to put a bunch of other stuff, so uh here's goat's SOUNDCLOUD: https://soundcloud.com/user-168042611-872573264
01:51:56
April 05, 2020
THE BLACK PANTS LEGION PODCAST: Podcast Number One
THE BLACK PANTS LEGION PODCAST: Podcast Number One
Welcome to the BPL Podcast. This is Podcast Number one. Round the table is: Tex - Some weird Youtube guy from this place - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSolk-6yJ_-cJPJLtA4UB0A Mr Nick (Tex's Room Mate and BPL Contributor) Mr Digs (BPL long-term Moderator) Mr Kobold (Current Mayor of the BPL and Part-Time Editor) MIke of the Courtesy Flush (Tex's current Editor in chief) - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvonPwovlFQ-mMrRFeNmRag FUN TIMES in STUPID LAND AHOY!
01:14:37
April 01, 2020