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Slick Talk: Powered By Blackstone Laboratories

Slick Talk: Powered By Blackstone Laboratories

By Blackstone Laboratories

Every oil has a story, especially oil that comes from engines, transmissions, and industrial machinery. Blackstone Laboratories tests it all, and in Slick Talk, Blackstone Joe brings you an exclusive look behind the curtain of the oil analysis industry.
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77: No oil, no problem?

Slick Talk: Powered By Blackstone LaboratoriesNov 08, 2022

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116: The More You Know
May 06, 202413:12
115: The Missing Ingredient
Apr 22, 202413:34
114: Unit IDs We Love with Brett Jenkins
Apr 08, 202427:18
113: Down Goes the OLM
Mar 25, 202413:26
112: The Wear-Ins and Outs of New Engines
Mar 11, 202414:11
111: Process of Elimination for a Lycoming
Feb 26, 202407:56
110: Sabotage with Brett Jenkins
Feb 12, 202419:50
109: Maintaining The Stone with Erik DeMarco
Jan 29, 202437:42
108: This Ain't Your Daddy's ATF
Jan 15, 202412:20
107: Lab Updates, Q&A, and Landslide by Jim Stark
Jan 02, 202416:05
106: Q&A With The Analyst IV

106: Q&A With The Analyst IV

Blackstone Joe is ready to wrap up 2023 with another round of q&a with the analyst. Joe answers questions about changing oil change intervals when switching oil brands, pinpointing aluminum bearing wear in analysis, and why it makes sense to send older oil samples in for testing. Ready to start your oil analysis journey? ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get your free test kit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Have a question or shoutout? Leave a message for Blackstone Joe at 614-407-6169. Host: Joe Adams Producer: Joshua Straley
Dec 18, 202318:54
105: No Time To Change
Dec 04, 202327:12
104: Feast of Clues
Nov 20, 202317:11
103: Unpacked with Eric Sanchez
Nov 06, 202326:35
102: The State of The Stone with Ryan Stark
Oct 23, 202344:31
101: Report Writing 101 with Kristin Huff
Oct 09, 202333:44
The 100th Episode
Sep 25, 202301:45:01
99: TBNs and TANs feat. Suzi
Sep 11, 202325:10
98: Meet the Analyst with Samir Kharbas
Aug 28, 202329:11
97: Raegan's Return feat. the Prius and the Chevy
Aug 14, 202326:51
96: Watch & Wait

96: Watch & Wait

What does oil analysis and the Dennis Quad action movie Vantage Point have in common? Things can look different from where you're standing. Blackstone Joe breaks down a couple instances where problems in oil analysis don't always make themselves known right away, how you can eliminate variables to find the source of the problem, and why it pays to watch and wait.

Have a question or shoutout? Call Slick Talk at 614-407-6169.

Host: Joe Adams 

Producer: Joshua Straley

Jul 31, 202319:00
95: In Search of Soot
Jul 17, 202313:18
94: As The Stone Rolls
Jul 03, 202323:14
93: Justin and the Million-Mile Accord
Jun 19, 202331:49
92: In Focus

92: In Focus

After years of looking at oil reports, especially the reports that don't look so good due to poor wear or contamination, it's important to single out and appreciate the engines that are producing truly exceptional results. This episode takes aim at a 2.0L Turbo EcoBoost sample that just looked too good for our host, Blackstone Joe, to pass up. Listen as he breaks down what made the report so impressive, and how oil analysis is the only way to find out just how well an engine is performing in circumstances like this Focus ST found itself in after a lengthy oil run.

Jun 05, 202315:36
91: Sample First, Ask Questions Later
May 22, 202313:40
90: A Honda Civic Comeback with Brian Despain
May 08, 202313:12
89: Dial "D" for Data
Apr 24, 202312:50
88: Meet the Analyst with Brian Despain
Apr 10, 202349:35
87: How To Make Do

87: How To Make Do

The pandemic, inflation, and shortages haven't made maintenance easy over the past three years. Customers can't find their usual oil or their usual choice of filter in some cases. This week Blackstone Joe digs into a few situations where oil analysis can help customers sleep easier at night when trying to make do with their engines. Plus, Joe answers a question from friend of the pod, Crazy Dave, about Unit IDs on Blackstone Labs reports.

Bonus: Blackstone Joe's recipe for the Greatest Chicken Salad In the World - recipe below

4-6 chicken thighs, boneless/skinless, marinaded in italian salad dressing and grilled over charcoal (or propane if you must, but c'mon)

2 poblano peppers, charred and cleaned before dicing

1 jalapeno, diced* (*can substitute pickles if you don't want spice)

1/2 red onion, diced

Juice of one 1 lemon, add zest if desired

Add mayonnaise to desired consistency

Finish with fresh chopped dill (as much as you like)

Season with salt and pepper (ideally Crazy Jane's Hamburger seasoning, if you can find it)


Host: Joseph Adams Producer: Joshua Straley


Mar 27, 202322:27
86: Meet The Analyst with Miranda Beck

86: Meet The Analyst with Miranda Beck

We know our customers are interested in learning all they can about the data, but what about the analyst themselves? Hard-hitting questions like, "Are you a cat or dog person," "coffee or tea," "what superpowers did you acquire during quarantine," the list goes on. Blackstone Joe sat down with senior analyst Miranda Beck to break down these very same questions, and much, much more. After getting to know Miranda, we wrap things up with a breakdown of an aircraft sample where the oil held crucial evidence of a cylinder-area problem, and we also break down a sample where the container may have skewed the results, finally wrapping things up with tales of oil analysis circa 1966. Great talk!

Host: Joseph Adams

Guest: Miranda Beck

Producer: Joshua Straley

Mar 13, 202344:26
85: Oil in a Day's Work

85: Oil in a Day's Work

Every oil has a story, and that's not only the tagline for the best petroleum-based podcast. In this episode, Blackstone Joe breaks down an application for used oil analysis that was new to him, as well as a look behind the scenes of how Blackstone connects with customers beyond the data. We wrap things up with a tale of an interesting sampling technique that had a noticeable impact on the results. It's oil in a day's work, folks. 

Host: Joseph Adams

Producer: Joshua Straley

Feb 27, 202315:37
84: Whose Oil is This Anyway?

84: Whose Oil is This Anyway?

The eye test for oil is good for many things, but determining the exact viscosity, additive package, and severity of contamination is a bridge too far even for the far-sighted among us. The Blackstone Labs standard analysis will break down the viscosity range the oil falls in, additive elements, and the presence of contaminants such as fuel or coolant. Episode 84 is all about how you'll be better equipped in finding out -- whose oil is this anyway?

Host: Joe Adams

Producer: Joshua Straley

Feb 13, 202317:07
83: BMWs & Bearings Revisited

83: BMWs & Bearings Revisited

Blackstone Joe is revisiting one of Slick Talk's very first subjects this week - BMWs and rod bearing wear (3:30). Joe digs into the most at risk engines, how to spot a bearing problem in oil analysis, and a few things to keep in mind when building trends for your own car. And then, Joe tackles a listener question about extended oil use, oil filtration, and how it can affect piston rings in the The Catch Pan segment (19:05).

Host: Joseph Adams

Producer: Joshua Straley

Jan 30, 202323:55
82: Flux it up!

82: Flux it up!

The New Year is off to an interesting start for Slick Talk. In Episode 82, Blackstone Joe addresses a customer's unique way of testing the pH of a coolant samples (1:10). Then, a customer's curiosity about the difference between hot and cold sampling gives Slick Talk its first Catch Pan segment  of 2023 (6:25), and then finally Joe finally digs into today's main topic of flux compound. What is it? Why do we see it? And how should it be handled for diesel and other turbocharged engine owners (10:30)?

Host: Joseph Adams

Producer: Joshua Straley 

Jan 16, 202320:54
81: Ode to 2022

81: Ode to 2022

What was it that Matthew McConaughey said about looking back to move forward? Well, Blackstone Joe must have watched one too many of those commercials, because the start of 2023 finds our host looking back on 2022, fondly of course, with a few different highlights in mind. First, we revisit a past episode and dig a little deeper into low and no-oil situations (2:18).  Next, Blackstone Joe answers Slick Talk's very first caller question (9:00) about a faulty MAP sensor and whether or not fuel dilution in a used oil sample might be related. Third, Joe shares his first experience in an RV-12 aircraft (13:20) - footage from this very same flight can be found on our instagram - check out the reel posted on Nov. 4th 2022. Finally, we wrap up with a voicemail shoutout from collaborator Matt B a.k.a. Garage Engineer (16:25).

Got a question or a shoutout for Blackstone Joe? Call us at: 614-407-6169 or email BlackstoneLabs@gmail.com.

Host: Joseph Adams

Producer: Joshua Straley 

Jan 02, 202320:28
80: High-mileage engines, when to sample a new Lycoming, and an MB makes a comeback

80: High-mileage engines, when to sample a new Lycoming, and an MB makes a comeback

'Tis the Pod before Christmas and Blackstone Joe is back with a triple-header of oil analysis topics. Do high wear levels go hand in hand with a high-mileage motor? A Toyota Tacoma and its 1GR-FE hitting 400,000 miles provide insight into our expectations from an aging engine (01:54). Then, Joe tackles an email question about what's the right time to sample a freshly rebuilt Lycoming IO-540 is. Hint: it's sooner than you'd expect (05:25). Thirdly, Joe breaks down the latest sample from an MB SL500, the first since we found high levels right after the new owner had completed the purchase. If you think engines can't improve their wear profile as they age, you might want to think again.

Plus! An announcement! The Slick Talk phone lines are open. Leave a message, question, or shoutout for Blackstone Joe at 614-407-6169 to be featured on an upcoming episode. 

Host: Joseph Adams 

Producer: Joshua Straley 

Dec 19, 202221:20
79: Magic Number

79: Magic Number

A customer recently emailed and had the question: is there a magic number somewhere on this report? They were asking if in any particular area, one number or result could tell them about the overall condition of their engine. Blackstone Joe thought this was an ideal time to break down the lack of an overall score/grade on our oil report, and why we instead opt for a much more comprehensive approach, breaking down the sample in its entirety and explaining why the results are high are low, and the reason why a high/low result may be indicative of a good result or a possible problem. 

Dec 05, 202219:46
78: Consistency

78: Consistency

A podcast listener wrote in with an interesting question: how do we ensure consistency in the results, no matter who the analyst is? At Blackstone, there is a multi-layered review process that starts with the login process and carries through to the final report. Blackstone Joe is here to break down that approach, as well as give a special s/o to an engine with results that he just couldn't help but share with listeners of the show. 

Nov 21, 202213:54
77: No oil, no problem?

77: No oil, no problem?

It's a common scenario in our line of work: engine runs dangerously low on oil and the owner is left to wonder what's the damage. Are repairs, replacement, or a rebuild inevitable? Or, did the engine escape without any obvious issues showing up in the used oil? Blackstone Joe is here to break down two scenarios with very different outcomes, detailing why it's important to not to jump to conclusions and go straight to the data.

Nov 08, 202220:08
76:  They Said, We Said

76: They Said, We Said

The oil you buy probably has a recommended amount of mileage on it, "Good for xxx miles!" the text will usually read. When sending in a sample of the used oil, though, we often find ourselves recommending an interval that contradicts whatever is promised on the label, and some owners (rightfully so) want to know, "What gives?" In episode 76, Blackstone Joe is here to break down one of those very same instances, where the results, one in particular, really, called for a careful approach before extending the interval. The oil you run can certainly make a difference in some results, though, and that's why Blackstone Joe breaks down another example of how high levels of one particular metal can be directly related, and harmlessly so, to the oil the owner used. Enjoy!
Oct 24, 202215:05
75: Where To Begin Vol. 2

75: Where To Begin Vol. 2

Should I sample the first oil change?The short answer: yes. But you'll want to listen as Blackstone Joe breaks down the reason why sampling the first oil change is valuable, even if there is likely to be excess metal and silicon from wear-in and sealer washing outShould I wait to sample until I suspect a problem?It's always a good idea to check on your engine when you think something is wrong, but starting with oil analysis before you suspect a problem is even more valuable. Blackstone Joe digs into the benefits of sampling from the get-go and how you can use oil analysis to your advantage even after discovering a problem.
Oct 10, 202220:05
74: Do's and Don'ts

74: Do's and Don'ts

Picture this: the engine you own is facing either certain contamination or the possibility thereof, and you're now faced with deciding how to proceed with the maintenance plan. You might be wondering whether you should use an additive, if recent work might have impacted the results, or how you can go about looking for symptoms of a problem on your end. In this episode, Blackstone Joe is here to break down the do's and don'ts when it comes to addressing coolant, fuel, or excess dirt in the engine oil.
Sep 26, 202222:19
73: Q&A With the Analyst

73: Q&A With the Analyst

Today's questions include:What's the difference between gas/diesel and aircraft engine oils?Does it matter if I'm using a filter magnet?Will residual additive skew results?How much oil do I need to sample?What information slip to use?Is oil analysis worthwhile before buying?
Sep 12, 202216:10
72: When Do I Check Back?

72: When Do I Check Back?

No matter the reason for a customer's initial sample, there tends to be a familiar follow-up question: When do I check back? Listen as Blackstone Joe unpacks the question, and how it's important to send in a follow-up sample, especially when harder use is part of the equation.Bonus segments:Used oil analysis - not just for engines!Blackstone Joe responds to internet maintenance tips
Aug 29, 202221:02
71: Mixed Signals

71: Mixed Signals

It's never a good idea to jump to conclusions, especially when it comes to vehicle maintenance. In this episode, Blackstone Joe breaks down an example where an owner noticed low oil pressure, which can be evidence of a bearing problem, but not always. Enter the value of used oil analysis, where the owner was able to find out if the bearings were in fact wearing poorly, or if there might have been another explanation for the engine suddenly having low oil pressure.
Aug 15, 202214:00
70: To change or not to change?

70: To change or not to change?

It's the age old question. "Do I need to change my oil?"Blackstone Joe is back in Episode 70 to answer this very question by breaking down a sample from his own 2021 Chevy Blazer.With a trip to Louisville looming, will the oil have what it takes to go the distance or is it time for a change?
Aug 01, 202221:10
69: A change in the trend

69: A change in the trend

This episode is comprised of four acts. Act 1: Open: An update on the Paul Blart Saga at Blackstone Laboratories.Act 2: A Lycoming owner switches to 15W/50 and we find a noticeable change in the trends, one element in particular. Was it a problem or not? Listen and you'll hear Blackstone Joe unpack the outcome.Act 3: Seawater can reach the engine oil, but will it always show up the same way? It's all about how severe the situation is. Blackstone Joe explains why there may or may not be water left in the oil, and how we can find evidence of seawater even when there is no actual moisture left in the used oil.Act 4: An update on Slick Talk media
Jul 18, 202216:46
68: To Catch A Problem/Paul Blart Blues

68: To Catch A Problem/Paul Blart Blues

An O-300 had a problem and it wasn't obvious on the operator's end, but luckily they sent an oil sample along. The problem was clear as day in the used oil, helping the owner keep the engine up in the air and keeping the repairs far less costly than they would be otherwise. You can reference the report data on our Insta, FB, and Twitter pages. The drama doesn't end there, though. Listen as Blackstone Joe details a series of mysterious packages being sent to his office, the contents, and where the situation currently stands.
Jul 04, 202214:31
67: Making Oil

67: Making Oil

You want an engine to make good power, but making oil? Not so much. If you notice a rising oil level on the dipstick or that you drain more oil than you put in, there's a couple of contaminants that could be in play. Listen as Blackstone Joe details what sort of contaminants are likely to cause an increase in the oil level, how we find them in testing, and what to do next if you have a problem.
Jun 20, 202219:07