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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake Wexler
Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.
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British Butts Look Like Vanilla Sheet Cake
This week Blake gives his takes on the Bering Strait, talking with your windows open, and the problematic World Cup Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
44:29
September 28, 2022
I Don't Feel Pretty!!!
This week Blake gives his takes on why he doesn't feel pretty, suntan lotion application, JFK and the features of a live events that he prioritizes the most.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
41:41
September 21, 2022
Street Signs Designs
This week Blakey baby examines the ideal window to drink a hot coffee, Joe Camel’s disgusting snout, and gives his takes on street signs. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
41:12
September 14, 2022
I Like To Sit In The Sink; Special Hellos
This week Blake enters the storm, foot-shafts, talks about why stand-up comedians will never unionize and gives out some Woodland Creature-related special hellos.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
47:35
September 07, 2022
Unnecessarily Annoying Chores
Blake asks, what’s better than waking up in a room full of friends? Then talks about shredded underwear and the household chores that are unnecessarily difficult. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
43:60
August 31, 2022
"I Was Stabbed 24 Times"
Blake talks about his shows in Austin: A City In Identity Crisis, and a wild Uber ride. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
41:03
August 24, 2022
Music is a Very, Very Serious Business
Blake talks about digging trenches in Lee denim jeans, a fake 36 minute comedy special called Less is Moore, and seeing Rage Against The Machine. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
42:53
August 17, 2022
Portuguese Man Of War
Blake recaps his wedding and honeymoon.   Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
43:44
August 10, 2022
My Passions Are History, Sports and Arguing: The Final BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series
In the third and final installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake ranks the jobs he'd do if he wasn't allowed to do comedy. Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
20:54
August 03, 2022
Criquet Bats & Eye Cages: A Special Hello Edition of BTFGS' Snackable Summer Snack Series
In the second installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake gives Special Hellos to his patrons by assigning pieces of sports equipment to each one of them. Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
31:34
July 27, 2022
Grooming Myself: A BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series
In the first installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake talks about his impending wedding and why he isn't nervous at all.  Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
22:53
July 20, 2022
The Jersey Chore
Blake talks about why you should delete your period-tracking apps (article here: https://www.health.com/news/should-you-delete-period-tracking-app) and the specific Americana of New Jersey beach towns. Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
42:55
July 13, 2022
Creepy Crawly Freaks
Blake talks about reframing holidays beyond their conventional meanings, correctly guesses where President Warren G. Harding is from and names the bugs that he wants to stay away from him and his family. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
44:37
July 06, 2022
I Put My Suit In The Wash
Blake talks about the world being bad, his local access show from high school and takes the names of children’s TV shows and turns them into grown up shows. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music
44:33
June 29, 2022
UPDATED Faux Pas is French for Fake Fathers
Blake talks about how to show up late with a coffee in your hand without seeming rude, and asks what the first day of summer means to the average person. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
44:12
June 22, 2022
Late Wexler
Blake forgot his podcast equipment, full episode will be out later today.
02:42
June 22, 2022
I Have Reverse Benjamin Button's Disease
Blake talks about which stores should pump smells out of them to draw in customers, what your fav band says about you vs what your fav comedian says about you, mail carriers and Olivia Rodrigo. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
41:35
June 15, 2022
This Podcast Has Lyme Disease
Blake talks about pokepersons, figures out what business casual clothing is and discusses the romanticization of war.
44:47
June 08, 2022
HAIM & Caucacccents
Blake talks about cannibalism, front row HAIM tix and white accents.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates Thanks to Frankie, Joe MacKenzie & Lynn Shore for the jingles & drops. 
44:33
June 01, 2022
The Wig Economy
Blake talks about the pig economy, pelvic wigs, and assigns various types of headgear to his patrons. Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
47:35
May 25, 2022
Name That Beast!
Blake talks about the moment he outgrew his father, the worst ways to be awoken and plays Name That Beast! Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here:  https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
42:35
May 18, 2022
The Big One-Nine
This week Blake talks about his experience with the COVID-19 virus, smoothies and sex scenes in movies. Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
40:36
May 11, 2022
Sub Dude
Blake does a cat prayer, what if almond milk came from cows and the appeal of going to college in a city. Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here:  https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
47:04
May 04, 2022
Field Tripping
This week Blake clears his throat like a big bicep, a man licks the whole side of a truck and why field trips are so special when you’re a kid. Blake in Boston April 30th:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hideout-comedy-presents-blake-wexler-tickets-306522325527    Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here:  https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
42:11
April 27, 2022
Mr. Beau Jingles
This week Blake listens into an extremely bizarre one-sided conversation from someone who really wants to keep another person away from their greasy pan, plus a round of Cats-themed Patreon Special Hellos. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
41:28
April 20, 2022
Little Dexter
This Week: Blake pitches a show where a child serial killer kills other child serial killers in which the whole cast is made up of children. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
40:51
April 13, 2022
Choo Choo Training Day
This Week's Blake's Takes: Blake ranks the means of transportation for a 6 hour journey, then gives Blake’s Takes on the top 20 American cities he has done stand-up in. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler *If you haven't, please rate and write a review about how concise/focused these episodes are.*
53:18
April 06, 2022
Killing Wexler
Blake read a really embarrassing book in his 20s, the slap, and even free speech has repercussions. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Drunk Crowd Crowdwork:  https://youtu.be/DzfjHV7JHQU 
42:47
March 30, 2022
Appeteasers
Blake talks about his difficulty with starting toilet paper rolls and then gives a tasty batch of special hello’s. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
47:01
March 23, 2022
Friggin’, Frickin’ and Frackin’
Swear substitutes and why it’s better to stay in as you get older. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
41:10
March 16, 2022
Have You Met My Friend, Sal Monella?
A Blakethrough, what podcasts have done for stand-up, and fighting off colds Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
42:13
March 09, 2022
The Mile High Biddy
State pride, a joke about skiing, driving a big ass truck, and really fun shows with really fun people Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
44:31
March 02, 2022
A Girlfriend Is A Sister You Choose
A very special abbreviated Blakecation episode. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
30:57
February 23, 2022
Birth Boy
Blake’s Takes on Ben Simmons, Valentine’s Day, Marilyn Monroe and why he does stand-up on his birthday. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
40:10
February 16, 2022
Bezos Butt
Guess the celebrity comedian heights, Roganning The News and a comedian’s job is to... Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
44:04
February 09, 2022
One Year Back On The East Coast
A weird cat joins the show, JR vs Neil Young vs Spotify, personal property on city sidewalks, Blake moved out of LA one year ago. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
44:36
February 02, 2022
Blake’s Raleigh Rally
A snowstorm derails Blake’s stand-up dates, a clip of Blake doing stand-up next to another comedian’s limo and the best types of blades (swords, axes, daggers etc.) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
45:12
January 26, 2022
The 100th Episode
Halfway through Blake realizes this is his 100th episode. PLUS: Producing yourself, an old joke that didn’t work, babies, Special Hellos/mouth parts, Blake’s Takes for Milk’s Shake by Pete Phillips. Pete Phillips & Marissa Phillips' podcast: https://yallheard.me/ Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
53:26
January 19, 2022
World War Wooooooo!
Blake ranks the wars, and talks about why WWII is the most theatric.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
43:48
January 12, 2022
Call Me Daddy Roach, Papa Roach is My Father’s Name
Podcast Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
43:06
January 05, 2022
Hey Siri, How Tall is Michael Bublé?
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Guessing celebrity heights, a horse named Lucky Son of a Bitch (00:00 to 29:33) Christmas Decorations (29:39 to to 45:16) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
45:16
December 22, 2021
The Abraham Lincoln Story
This Week’s Blake’s Takes One Take Blake: Introvert and Extrovert, Milkshakes, Yards, Boys, Abraham Lincoln’s Son, Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
41:26
December 15, 2021
Clams Casino
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Wolverine in my Basement (00:00 to 23:33) Baking with a Legend (23:39 to 33:16) Special Hellos: Seven Fish (33:22 to 48:00) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Book Blake and Chip for your holiday party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
48:24
December 08, 2021
A Divorced 17 Year-Old’s Home
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Where would you want an extra finger? (00:00 to 26:01) The Weird Places I’ve Lived as an Adult (26:08 to 46:37) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Book Blake and Chip for your holiday party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
47:01
December 01, 2021
Blake Films A Special
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: What if the girl from The Ring’s name was Bilbo (00:00 to 20:29) Filming My Special (20:36 to 43:35) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
43:59
November 24, 2021
Breakfast Sounds: Crunch vs Smush
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Grossest breakfast food sounds (00:00 to 19:57) Where I Lived in College (20:04 to 43:03) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Tickets to the Filming of Blake’s One-Hour Special: https://theatre99.com/event/comedian-blake-wexler/
43:27
November 17, 2021
Chester Cheetah vs Cheshire Cat
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Getting ready for my special, a magical weekend (00:00 to 32:34) Where I Lived in College (32:41 to 41:46) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Tickets to the Filming of Blake’s One-Hour Special: https://theatre99.com/event/comedian-blake-wexler/
42:10
November 10, 2021
The Neverending Suppository
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Neighborly vs Worldly, Halloween (00:00 to 21:33) Candy Bar Special Hellos (21:40 to 38:19) Winter Footwear (38:26 to 44:02) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Tickets to the Filming of Blake’s One-Hour Special: https://theatre99.com/event/comedian-blake-wexler/
44:26
November 03, 2021
Blake George, Trans Student Athletes, Baldwin, Halloween
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: 00:00 to 23:03 (Low Tea premonitions) Trans Student Athlete Rights (23:10 to 31:37) Guns on film sets (31:45 to 40:08) A Halloween conundrum (40:15 to 45:53) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Tickets to the Filming of Blake’s One-Hour Special: https://theatre99.com/event/comedian-blake-wexler/
46:17
October 27, 2021
Your 20s vs Your 30s
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Squid Game, You on NETFLIX (00:00 to 22:44) 20s vs 30s (22:51 to 44:20) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com Tickets to the Filming of Blake’s One-Hour Special: https://theatre99.com/event/comedian-blake-wexler/
44:44
October 20, 2021
Unnecessary Competition & Pettiness w/ Blake's New Friend Brian
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Announcing My One-Hour Special (00:00 to 09:52) Being overly competitive (10:00 to 53:40) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com Tickets to the Filming of Blake’s One-Hour Special: https://theatre99.com/event/comedian-blake-wexler/
53:39
October 13, 2021
Comprehending Fandom
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Being a Good Customer (00:00 to 20:54) What's the most acceptable forms of fandom? (21:00 to 48:33) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
48:54
October 06, 2021
Dinosaurs
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: How to Deal With The Jurassic Park Problem (00:00 to 23:08) Dinosaur Special Hellos (23:15 to 46:33) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Podcast Merch:  https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
46:57
September 29, 2021
Monica Lewinsky vs Sarah Paulson
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Iced Coffee vs Cold Brew(00:00 to 17:29) IMPEACHMENT on FX (17:26 to 41:57) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com A Lifetime of Laughter album: https://orcd.co/alifetimeoflaughter
42:21
September 22, 2021
Remembering Norm Macdonald
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com A Lifetime of Laughter album: https://orcd.co/alifetimeoflaughter
42:56
September 15, 2021
Predicting The Lives of 2020’s Top Babies
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Thought leadership and class rings (00:00 to 22:47) Texas Abortion Law: (22:55 to 31:58) What Will Become of The Top Baby Names Of 2020 (32:05 to 47:38) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com A Lifetime of Laughter album: https://orcd.co/alifetimeoflaughter Blake’s Eagles Autism Challenge - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler
48:03
September 08, 2021
An Unnatural Disaster
Intro: Recent gripes with audiences (00:00 to 19:30) Dog House: UK (19:30 to 25:55) The Worst Type of Natural Disaster (26:02 to 50:10) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Podcast Merch:  https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com A Lifetime of Laughter album: https://orcd.co/alifetimeoflaughter Blake’s Eagles Autism Challenge - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler
50:34
September 01, 2021
Eagles Autism Challenge
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Love Handles AKA Hiptits (00:00 to 17:32) Award show speeches, leaving a note, astigmatisms (17:38 to 33:58) EAC (34:05 to 46:09) Blake’s Eagles Autism Challenge - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler A Lifetime of Laughter https://orcd.co/alifetimeoflaughter
46:33
August 25, 2021
Blake Jobs
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Let Me Be Frank (00:00 to 21:43) All The Jobs I’ve Ever Worked (21:53 to 48:01) Blake’s Eagles Autism Challenge - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler
48:23
August 18, 2021
A Special New York Hello
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: A Lifetime of Laughter (00:00 to 24:46) New York Hellos (24:54 to 46:54) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler A Lifetime of Laughter https://orcd.co/alifetimeoflaughter
46:54
August 11, 2021
The Best Children’s Games From The 90s
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: There’s A Crack in Your Butt (00:00 to 24:38) Favorite Games From My Childhood (24:45 to 45:01) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
45:26
August 04, 2021
The Best Teeth, What I’d Teach
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: A new member of my mouth family (00:00 to 18:04) Ranking the teeth (18:11 to 25:46) The best school subjects to teach (25:53 to 46:26) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
46:49
July 28, 2021
A Pantry is Just a Walk-In Cabinet
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: A lot of stuff (00:00 to 25:32) The Best Rooms in a House (25:39 46:41) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
47:04
July 21, 2021
There’s A Mouse About The House
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Mice are ruining my life (00:00 to 20:51) The Worst Types of Infestations (20:58 45:02) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
45:26
July 14, 2021
Calzones are Sandwiches
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Peg leg baseball bats (00:00 to 10:42) Cancel Culture Part LVIII (10:50 to 25:57) Modes of Sandwiches: (26:04 to 46:22) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
46:22
July 07, 2021
Bruise Willis
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Why improv doesn’t work on TV, no more heckling at sports games, random thoughts (00:00 to 23:28) Rodent Reviews (23:36 to 47:09) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
47:33
June 30, 2021
Any Boat Can Tug
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Blake auditions for Mare of Easttown in front of a snake (00:00 to 23:11) Boats, a passionate plea for aircraft carriers (23:18 to 43:36) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
44:00
June 23, 2021
An Egg That’s Ready To Hatch, On His Terms
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Doing the road (00:00 to 18:45) Euro 2020: The Special Hello Edition (18:53 to 38:50) Essential male grooming (38:57 to 45:35) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake Headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
45:59
June 16, 2021
“Nice while he was alive!” – Reviews of Live Fish
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Getting radon poisoning, looking up men’s shorts from the basement (00:00 to 15:33) Blake reacts to pet reviews of the comet goldfish, rubber lip plecostomus, Cory Catfish and more (15:42 to 46:50) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
47:14
June 09, 2021
Reptile Reviews Part II
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: General nonsense, meeting Jeff Goldblum (00:20 to 10:46) Blake reads pet reviews of The Very Red Bearded Dragon, the Cuban False Chameleon, The Pacman Frog, and much much more! (10:54 to 42:51) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
43:15
June 02, 2021
Lourdes of the Rings
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: In a basement (00:20 to 23:33) Proposal/Engagement takes (23:40 to 42:49) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
43:13
May 26, 2021
BLAKE'S ENGAGED (to be wed)
This is not an episode but we'll be back next week!
02:18
May 19, 2021
Reptile Reviews Part I
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Blake discusses the rate structure for how much he’d charge for giving away parts of his fingers and toes to four patrons over a 1 year time period (00:20 to 21:20) Slippery Pets: Blake starts by listing the best Amphibian pets, then starts reading customer-written reviews from people who bought reptiles at Petco (21:27 to 48:07) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
48:31
May 12, 2021
All You Need To Do Stand-up Is A Basketball
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Tonight’s taping at Helium (00:00 to 10:51) Dealing With Hecklers (10:58 to 25:41) Hot Dogs (25:51 to 44:11) Moved Into Philly (44:21 to 51:09) Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
51:33
May 05, 2021
Why Won’t U2 Leave Me Alone
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: General nonsense/apparently I had an eating disorder in my mid-20s (00:00 to 27:24) Supply chain issues (27:31 to 38:04) Special Hellos – Patron Problems: (38:11 to 50:28) Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
50:52
April 28, 2021
Comedy & Social Issues; My Legs Gave Birth
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Comedians can’t ignore social issues (00:00 to 10:02) Manifest Destiny, a gender reveal party for my legs’ offspring: (10:09 to 39:42) A puppet made fun of me when I was a young comic (39:48 to 46:43) Blake headlines Penn’s Peak in Jim Thorpe, PA – April 24th: https://twitter.com/KricketComedy/status/1384531690366832645?s=20 Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
47:07
April 21, 2021
My Ride’s Here: One Year Anniversary Show
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Robes, a big announcement, old man noises (00:00 to 27:28) A Year of Takes: (27:36 to 34:26) They Threatened To Shoot Me (34:33 to 51:44) Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQThis Week’s Blake’s Takes
52:08
April 14, 2021
Bad Roommates
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro, Young Hercules, the college admissions scandal wasn’t that bad of a crime, apartment hunting (00:00 to 26:37) Bad Roommates (26:47 to 50:23) __________ Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
50:46
April 07, 2021
My Body Looks Like a Kia Soul
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Hayley was actually Eminem’s favorite model airplane plane (00:20 to 17:14) Vaccines/Sincere Time (17:20 to 36:38) Dressing my dog up as a wolf featuring Ollie: (36:45 to 41:30) Blake Headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
41:54
March 31, 2021
Body Parts That’d Be Hilarious-Looking If They Were Huge
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: General nonsense (00:17 to 18:26) Getting Blood Drawn (18:34 to 26:00) Big Funny Body Parts (26:07 to 51:10) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
51:34
March 24, 2021
Jawbreaker Candy Ball Gag
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: New Patrons (00:00 to 19:35) Best Sleeping Positions to be Attacked In (19:42 to 33:58) The Case for Standby Vaccination Lines (34:08 to 42:55) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
43:18
March 17, 2021
Murder Among The Mormons Guy Does Blake’s Spider Joke
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: A Listener’s Second Chance (00:00 to 22:17) I Love Counterfeiting, Murder Among The Mormons (22:22 to 36:40) Cities I’d Like To Visit Post-Pandemic (36:47 to 46:40) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
47:06
March 10, 2021
Is Piglet Winnie-the-Pooh’s Son?
This Week’s Blake’s Takes The Best Animated Bears: (12:59 to 45:26) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
45:50
March 03, 2021
Peak, Pit and Void
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: What if I was a sexy pink cartoon cat (00:00 to 13:07) The Void: (13:13 to 26:00) Patrice O’Neal Documentary: (26:07 to 42:31) Allen v Farrow (42:39 to 52:32) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
52:56
February 24, 2021
It's Blake's Birthday for God's Sakes
Blake takes you on a car ride as he goes to get a cheesesteak. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
19:09
February 17, 2021
Tom Brady’s Skin is Made of Lips
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: I want a doctor (00:00 to 16:50) Tom Brady’s Skin: (16:57 to 29:39) Snow: 29:45 to end Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
49:27
February 10, 2021
Fruit
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: The bread table (00:18 to 08:02) Fruit: Blake talks about fruit for over 35 minutes (08:10 to 44:14) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
44:38
February 03, 2021
Ripe for a Ball Pit
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro/Chapstick (0:19 to 11:36) Farts (11:44 to 24:06) Blondies 24:13 to 26:36) Moving (26:43 to 36:30) The Best Masks (36:38 to 48:18) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
48:41
January 27, 2021
The Muppets, Gonzo is a Pervert, Biden Inauguration
This Week’s Blake’s Takes The Biden Inauguration (2:49 to 16:40) The Muppets (16:47 to 38:50) Best Streaming Services (38:58 to 46:35) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
46:59
January 20, 2021
I Have No Use for Horses, and You Can’t Ride a Donkey
This Week's Blake's Takes Intro (00:19 to 9:50) The Best Small Vehicles (9:57 to 26:44) Detroit-Style Pizza vs Chicago Deep Dish (26:50 to 33:46) Politics: There’s no excuse for unrequited decency (33:53 to 44:47) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
45:11
January 13, 2021
I Haven’t Clogged a Toilet in Over Four Years
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Bursting into rooms is really funny Michael Richards No fear worse than seeing you’ve clogged the toilet: I can’t stop flushing baby wipes: Best soap to use in shower: Catfish I love Apple Pay A Sneaker Recommendation Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
43:43
January 06, 2021
Gators are America's Most Fascinating Animal
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Hernando Cortez’s chest hair Crabbing Celebrating holidays the day before Gators There’s something embarrassing about British people Track suits The South’s Coronavirus approach Florida It’d be sad but also pretty funny to find my head in a marsh Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
45:13
December 30, 2020
The Twelve Days of Wexmas
Blake gives his takes on each day of The 12 Days of Christmas, awarding the gifts from that weird song about birds to various listeners. There’s also a jingle that’s comically long and for that he apologizes. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
41:09
December 23, 2020
Animal Life
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Leisure: Blake reads a book he wrote when he was 6 years old, titled “Animal Life” (12:40 to 28:58) Politics: Vaccines are much less scary than getting blood drawn (29:06 to 46:03) Sports: Carson Wentz (46:10 to 53:58) Relationships: NextDoor South Carolina (54:05 to 1:01:08) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
01:01:32
December 16, 2020
Behind the Scenes of Blake's New Album: “Live From The Pandemic”
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Blake interviews himself about today’s surprise release of his third career stand-up album, “Live From The Pandemic”, recorded at Steel Stacks in Bethlehem PA on October 22, 2020. iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Live-Pandemic-Explicit-Blake-Wexler/dp/B08PJ176FS/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=Blake+Wexler&qid=1607521552&sr=8-9 
40:37
December 09, 2020
WEXIUM: The Vow/Seduced, an all-NXIVM episode
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Blake is joined by NXIVM expert Jackie to discuss the cult and the two documentaries centered around it. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
53:44
December 02, 2020
Long-Distance Drinking: The Thanksgiving Episode
This week Blake essentially speaks for 45 minutes about how to stay awake on Thanksgiving.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
46:19
November 25, 2020
Livin La Vida The Sopranos
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: A cascade of masculine podcast reviews Relationships: Make a Christmas List (11:03 to 21:06) Sports: A Par-3 Shit Show (21:15 to 28:34) Leisure: Living That Sopranos Lifestyle (28:41 to 39:34) Politics: Trump was never going to concede (39:41 to 44:34) Close: My dog’s photoshopped Christmas penis Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
48:49
November 18, 2020
The Rogan Podcast, But For Men
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: My podcast is Rogan, but for men Leisure: Order the medium pizza (10:24 to 16:20) Politics: A return to decency (16:25 to 26:35) Relationships: Why everyone was so horny after the election (26:42 to 31:44) Sports: It’s time to dress like a golfer 24/7 (31:51 to 42:56) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
44:13
November 11, 2020
Electional Support Animals with Georgea Brooks
This Week’s Blake’s Takes *Election Special* Intro: Blake’s election take Leisure: Best ways to destress (10:59 to 24:37) Sports: Comfort Games (24:44 to 40:40) Relationships: Using our pets as an emotional crutch (40:48 to 49:00) Politics: How we’re feelin’ (49:05 to 1:00:06) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
01:07:30
November 03, 2020
The Keto Kaelin Diet with comedian Gary Petersen
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: The Jesus Christ Superstar of Stand-Up Leisure: What the hell are we supposed to eat for breakfast (8:54 to 20:37) Politics: The Los Angeles Bubble (20:45 to 37:20) Relationships: Who the hell should date a comedian? (37:27 to 44:31) Sports: Softball (44:38 to 58:25) Gary’s Album: https://deadandmellow.com/gary-petersen Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
58:48
October 28, 2020
Drinking Whiskey With My Girlfriend’s Grandmother
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Why podcasters shouldn’t join a network Sports: Worst Places to get in a fight at a pro sporting event (13:40 28:49) Politics: How to win a student council election: (28:56 to 40:12) Leisure: Fall Pickin' (40:20 to 45:39) Relationships: Next Door App (45:47 to 52:12) Will’s Album: https://willabelescomedy.bandcamp.com/album/the-pride-of-hagerstown-the-tall-tales-and-tragic-truths-of-will-abeles Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
53:30
October 21, 2020
Laughing About Crying About Old Break-ups
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Blake’s return to live stand-up Politics: Nextdoor App Explodes (6:50 to 14:47) Sports: No Asterisk for Pandemic Championships (14:55 20:01) Relationships: Blake & Comedian Will Abeles talk about their worst Break-ups (20:10 to 42:45) Leisure: Comedian Will Abeles Discusses Recording a Comedy Album on Zoom (42:42 to 57:37) Will’s Album: https://willabelescomedy.bandcamp.com/album/the-pride-of-hagerstown-the-tall-tales-and-tragic-truths-of-will-abeles Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
58:49
October 14, 2020
Blake Picks Apart Everybody's Posts on Nextdoor
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: The Demonization of Intellect Politics: How to feel about the pig’s COVID Diagnosis (12:10 to 19:02) Relationships: DM Mailbag (19:07 to 36:35) Sport: Blake roasts the Nextdoor posts in his neighborhood (36:41 to 47:20) Leisure: Some thoughts before Blake’s return to stand-up (47:27 to 51:45) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
53:16
October 07, 2020
Recapping a Presidential Debate Before It Happens
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Blake Quotes Caitlyn Jenner, Forgets Her Name Politics: Recapping the first presidential debate before it happens (11:36 to 21:51) Leisure: Golf is not a sport but I like it (21:58 to 36:38) Relationships: Tell your kids to compliment me, but not in a try-hard kind of way (36:44 to 44:29) Sports: I love ties (44:36 to 49:26) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
50:45
September 30, 2020
How To Look Hot When It’s Cold
This Week’s Blake’s Takes NXIVM: (0:18 to 10:31) Relationships: How to look Sexy In The Winter (10:39 to 24:06) Leisure: Best Places to be During an Earthquake (24:14 to 37:08) Politics: Debates Don’t Matter This Year (37:16 to 45:57) Sports: The DH Rules (45:05 to 47:59) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
50:06
September 22, 2020
You Must Use Baby Wipes
This Week’s Blake’s Takes California Burning: (0:18 to 11:26) Relationships: Separation Anxiety/Mailbag (11:33 to 25:58) Politics: How I’d fit in at the Indoor Trump Rally (26:06 to 39:23) Sports: Creating A Special At-Home Football Experience (39:30 to 47:35) Leisure: Wipe Your Ass Correctly (47:42 to 54:42) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
56:16
September 16, 2020
Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Gender Reveal Parties: (0:18 to 12:41) Relationships: My Legs Are Sexually Attracted to One-Another (12:49 to 26:50) Sports: If My Legs Got Kicked Out of a Tennis Match (26:57 to 35:06) Politics: My Legs Were Offended By Trump’s Military Comments 35:13 to Leisure: My Legs Went to a Bar (43:38 to 49:10) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
50:47
September 09, 2020
They Flew An Airplane Into My Legs
This Week’s Blake’s Takes I Was Leg-Shamed: (0:18 to 12:57) Leisure: “Alone” (13:04 to 26:05) Sports: Mini Basketball Hoops (26:14 to 35:35) Relationships: Throw Your Dog a Birthday Party (35:44 to 41:16) Politics: Vote Yes on Prop 22 (41:25 to 51:04 Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
52:25
September 02, 2020
Getting Married During a Pandemic Is Easier Than Cheering for The 76ers w/ Mike Hemcher
This Week’s Blake’s Takes My legs are so big they broke my car (00:15 to 9:11) Relationships: Pandemic Wedding w/ Mike Hemcher (9:20 to 30:45) Sports: The Sixers w/ Mike Hemcher (30:53 to 45:51) Leisure: How Blake Would Defeat a Natural Disaster (45:58 to 56:27) Politics: Jerry Cuckwell Jr. (56:35 to 01:08:20) Mike's Twitter: @ShireNation Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
01:10:04
August 26, 2020
Mississippi’s Flag Should Be A Possum Attacking A Google Search Bar
This Week’s Blake’s Takes I Wear a Diaper To Show Off My Legs: (00:18 to 15:42) Leisure: Tom Hanks’ Greyhound (15:49 to 24:58) Relationships: Love in a Heat Wave (25:06 to 33:31) Sports: Should College Athletes Play (33:39 to 38:18) Politics: Mississippi’s New Flag (38:26 to 43:33) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
44:25
August 19, 2020
Movie Theaters Should Sell Chips
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Relationships: Mailbag! (2:33 to 20:54) Politics: Political Signs are Weird (21:02 to 28:46) Leisure: Drive-In Movies (28:52 to 34:42) Sports: Personalize Your Merch (34:49 to 40:48) Special Hellos! (40:55 to 43:56) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
44:19
August 12, 2020
South of the Bored-er
Blake’s Takes Politics: USPS is Awesome (6:00 to 19:20) Leisure: South of the Border (19:31 to 27:18) Relationships: My Mom’s Garage is Awesome (27:28 37:20) Sports: League Stereotypes Dictate COVID Success (37:29 to 46:20) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
47:24
August 05, 2020
Back to the Blakesics
This Weeks Blake’s Takes Relationships: Listener Questions (5:43 to 18:32) Leisure: Flying During the Pandemic (18:37 to 30:21 Politics: Avoiding COVID Fatigue (30:30 to 36:30) Sports: Baseball is the perfect pandemic sport (36:40 to 41:19) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
42:32
July 29, 2020
Todd Glass on Stand-Up in the COVID Era
Todd's Takes for Pod's Sakes!  Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead Blake's Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
54:23
July 22, 2020
Blake Records with a Total Stranger
Blake & Courtney’s Takes Intro (00:18 to 5:00) Leisure: Introductions/The Best Pasta Types (5:10 to 19:20) Politics: Voting By Smartphone (19:31 to 29:00 Relationships: COVID Parenting (29:06 to 42:06) Sports: NBA Bubble Bursts (42:15 to 52:54) Courtney’s Instagram account: @cjoff18 Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
54:54
July 15, 2020
DeSean Jackson, T&L's 100 At-Home Activities, Different COVID Pages, Common Racist Phrases
This Week's Blake's Takes Sports: DeSean Jackson (02:00 to 10:20) Leisure: Travel & Leisure’s Top 100 At-Home Activities (10:26 to 28:00) Relationships: Being On Different COVID Pages (28:07 to 36:29) Politics: Common Phrases With Racist Roots (36:36 to 47:42) Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
49:34
July 08, 2020
Confederate Statues, Don’t Cook with your Partner, Liverpool, Go for a Damn Drive
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Confederate Statues (6:08 to 18:59) Relationships: Don’t Cook With Your Partner (19:05 to 25:41) Sports: Liverpool FC (25:47 to 34:45) Leisure: Go for a Drive 34:51 to 40:05) Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
41:29
July 01, 2020
“Cancel Culture”, Blake’s Favorite TV Shows, Athletes Named Smith, Daddy
This Week's Blake's Takes Intro: Hummingbirds Don’t Have Legs: (0:21 to 5:53) Politics: “Cancel Culture” (06:01 to 20:04) Leisure: My Favorite TV Shows of All Time (20:13 to 38:21) Sports: The Best Smiths (38:31 to 46:19) Relationships: Daddy (46:22 to 50:45) Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
53:02
June 24, 2020
A Very Important Tweet, Name-Calling, Relationship Mailbag, Guessing the Rules of Field Hockey, Commercials are Too Loud
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Going Viral: 0:15 to 4:25 Politics: Chappelle and The Rules for Insults (04:27 to 11:30) Relationships: Listener Questions (11:38 to 28:33) Sports: Blake Guesses What Field Hockey Is (28:43 to 35:32) Leisure: Why Are All My TV Volumes Different (35:45 to 38:25) Donate if you can: BLMLA: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead —— Blake’s hosting virtual Zoom quizzo: $35, team up to 8 people, sign up here for week of 6/15 to 6/19: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k8t3EGubbwKbzMPnxxS4fR-227KxpDzqhwL26iLwknw/edit?fbclid=IwAR30b6Jn1AvX-9ha8IiERhNaG0dDWkd9Nsvr5gNVqC1YRgC8hFmYg7SDueo#gid=0
41:22
June 17, 2020
Impeach Old Deuteronomy, Drunk Pro Sports, The Near-Future of Stand-Up, Sex Words
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Old Deuteronomy from Cats was an Awful Leader (03:23 to 15:37) Sports: Which Professional Sport Would be Most Dangerous if Everyone There was Drunk (15:48 to 33:27) Leisure: What Stand-Up Will Look Like in the COVID Era (32:41 to 43:22) Relationships: All Words for Sex are Gross (43:25 to 49:15) BLM BLMLA : https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
53:09
June 10, 2020
Black Lives Matter
This week's Blake's Takes: Intro/Politics: Black Lives are Essential (00:23 to 8:20) Sports: Kareem is Underrated (8:21 to 16:02) Leisure: Key & Peele (16:04 to 25:54) Relationships: How to Break Up With a Racist (25:57 to 36:22) A Few Places Where You Can Donate: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla  NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794  ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead 
36:22
June 03, 2020
Jokes for May 25 to May 29
Segments: Friday Jokes Announcement: 00:18 to 02:57 Jokes: 02:58 to 04:32 More: Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
04:56
May 29, 2020
Quarantine Birthdays for Your Special Someone, Mass Gatherings, Sports Without Fans, Quibi
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Relationships: Quarantine Birthdays for Your Special Someone (6:00 to 18:43) Politics: Mass Gatherings During The Pandemic (18:54 to 25:19) Sports: Giving Fans a Presence During Fanless Sports (25:29 to 34:38) Leisure: Quibi (34:46 to 41:31) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
42:46
May 27, 2020
Jokes for May 18 to May 22
Blakeing News! Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler   More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Happy fucking Memorial Day! 
02:39
May 22, 2020
Everyone Should Be a Furry, Wear Your Mask, Most Embarrassing Sports Moments and Game Night
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Relationships: It’s Time for Everybody to Become a Furry (7:36 to 20:56) Politics: Wear Your Face Coverings (21:03 to 28:50) Sports: Blake’s Most Embarrassing Sports Moments (29:00 to 39:58) Leisure: Game Night (40:08 to 47:00) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Write the weirdest 5-Star review you can think of and Blake will read it on the podcast
48:32
May 20, 2020
Jokes for May 11 to May 15, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler  More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums   Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
02:52
May 15, 2020
Couples Costumes Rule, FDR Overstayed His Welcome, Hiking is the Best Exercise, and When Sports Should Come Back
Relationships: Couples Costumes Rule (3:53 to 18:01) Politics: FDR Overstayed His Welcome (18:13 to 30:21) Leisure: Hiking is the Best Exercise 30:32 to 38:10) Sports: When Sports Should Come Back (38:20 to 47:26) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
51:57
May 13, 2020
Jokes for May 4 to May 8, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums  Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
03:10
May 08, 2020
Don Trump vs Abe Lincoln, Military Dress Up, Move the 76ers to Newark, and Don’t FaceTime with Your Parents at the Same Time
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Does Don Trump get worse press than Abe Lincoln did? (3:46 to 18:42) Leisure: Playing Military Dress Up (18:51 to 29:49) Sports: Move the 76ers to Newark (29:54 to 39:21) Relationships: FaceTime with Your Parents Separately (39:30 to 44:05) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
45:56
May 06, 2020
Jokes for April 27- May 1, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
03:37
May 01, 2020
Blue Angels vs Thunderbirds, Cult Leaders, Is Dennis Rodman Interesting, and Web Browsers
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Blue Angels vs Thunderbirds (2:44 to 11:17) Relationships: Cult Leaders (11:23 to 24:27) Sports: Is Dennis Rodman Interesting? (24:34 to 37:13) Leisure: Web Browsers (37:20 to 44:03) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
45:43
April 29, 2020
Jokes for April 20- 24, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can: https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
02:34
April 24, 2020
Reopening State Economies, The NFL Draft, Quarantined Friendships, Variety is the Spice of Strife
This week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Reopening State Economies (5:03 to 16:48) Sports: The NFL Draft (16:57 to 26:32) Relationships: Quarantine Strengthens Friendships (26:40 to 34:47) Leisure: Variety is the Spice of Strife (34:56 to 39:02) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
41:40
April 22, 2020
Jokes for April 13- 17, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can: https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
03:37
April 17, 2020
Stimulus Checks, Mike Vick, Quarantine Couples, and How to Dress at Home
This week’s Blake’s Takes Politics: Stimulus Checks (3:30 to 17:21) Sports: The Mike Vick Documentary (17:31 to 32:29) Relationships: Quarantine Couples (32:39 to 40:41) Leisure: How to Dress During Quarantine (40:48 to 48:21) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com & @BlakeWexler on social media More podcast info: blakewexler.com/podcast
50:33
April 15, 2020
1. The Teaser
Blake's Takes for God's Sakes hired a prestigious Madison Avenue advertising firm to create a promo for the podcast. This is what they came up with. Subscribe to Blake's Takes for God's Sakes, and I'm begging you please rate and review this podcast. I'm not just saying that, it would mean a lot to me if you did it.  Blake Stuff: Blake's albums: blakewexler.com/albums Social Media: @BlakeWexler Website: blakewexler.com  Patreon: http://patreon.com/blakewexler 
01:16
March 31, 2020