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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake Wexler
Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.
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Any Boat Can Tug
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Blake auditions for Mare of Easttown in front of a snake (00:00 to 23:11) Boats, a passionate plea for aircraft carriers (23:18 to 43:36) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
44:00
June 23, 2021
An Egg That’s Ready To Hatch, On His Terms
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Doing the road (00:00 to 18:45) Euro 2020: The Special Hello Edition (18:53 to 38:50) Essential male grooming (38:57 to 45:35) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake Headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
45:59
June 16, 2021
“Nice while he was alive!” – Reviews of Live Fish
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Getting radon poisoning, looking up men’s shorts from the basement (00:00 to 15:33) Blake reacts to pet reviews of the comet goldfish, rubber lip plecostomus, Cory Catfish and more (15:42 to 46:50) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
47:14
June 9, 2021
Reptile Reviews Part II
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: General nonsense, meeting Jeff Goldblum (00:20 to 10:46) Blake reads pet reviews of The Very Red Bearded Dragon, the Cuban False Chameleon, The Pacman Frog, and much much more! (10:54 to 42:51) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
43:15
June 2, 2021
Lourdes of the Rings
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: In a basement (00:20 to 23:33) Proposal/Engagement takes (23:40 to 42:49) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake headlines Indianapolis - June 18, 2021: https://indianapolis-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/144124
43:13
May 26, 2021
BLAKE'S ENGAGED (to be wed)
This is not an episode but we'll be back next week!
02:18
May 19, 2021
Reptile Reviews Part I
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Blake discusses the rate structure for how much he’d charge for giving away parts of his fingers and toes to four patrons over a 1 year time period (00:20 to 21:20) Slippery Pets: Blake starts by listing the best Amphibian pets, then starts reading customer-written reviews from people who bought reptiles at Petco (21:27 to 48:07) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
48:31
May 12, 2021
All You Need To Do Stand-up Is A Basketball
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Tonight’s taping at Helium (00:00 to 10:51) Dealing With Hecklers (10:58 to 25:41) Hot Dogs (25:51 to 44:11) Moved Into Philly (44:21 to 51:09) Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
51:33
May 5, 2021
Why Won’t U2 Leave Me Alone
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: General nonsense/apparently I had an eating disorder in my mid-20s (00:00 to 27:24) Supply chain issues (27:31 to 38:04) Special Hellos – Patron Problems: (38:11 to 50:28) Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
50:52
April 28, 2021
Comedy & Social Issues; My Legs Gave Birth
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Comedians can’t ignore social issues (00:00 to 10:02) Manifest Destiny, a gender reveal party for my legs’ offspring: (10:09 to 39:42) A puppet made fun of me when I was a young comic (39:48 to 46:43) Blake headlines Penn’s Peak in Jim Thorpe, PA – April 24th: https://twitter.com/KricketComedy/status/1384531690366832645?s=20 Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
47:07
April 21, 2021
My Ride’s Here: One Year Anniversary Show
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Robes, a big announcement, old man noises (00:00 to 27:28) A Year of Takes: (27:36 to 34:26) They Threatened To Shoot Me (34:33 to 51:44) Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQThis Week’s Blake’s Takes
52:08
April 14, 2021
Bad Roommates
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro, Young Hercules, the college admissions scandal wasn’t that bad of a crime, apartment hunting (00:00 to 26:37) Bad Roommates (26:47 to 50:23) __________ Blake headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
50:46
April 7, 2021
My Body Looks Like a Kia Soul
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Hayley was actually Eminem’s favorite model airplane plane (00:20 to 17:14) Vaccines/Sincere Time (17:20 to 36:38) Dressing my dog up as a wolf featuring Ollie: (36:45 to 41:30) Blake Headlines Helium Comedy Club – May 5, 2021: https://philadelphia-heliumcomedy-com.seatengine.com/shows/140499 Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
41:54
March 31, 2021
Body Parts That’d Be Hilarious-Looking If They Were Huge
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: General nonsense (00:17 to 18:26) Getting Blood Drawn (18:34 to 26:00) Big Funny Body Parts (26:07 to 51:10) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
51:34
March 24, 2021
Jawbreaker Candy Ball Gag
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: New Patrons (00:00 to 19:35) Best Sleeping Positions to be Attacked In (19:42 to 33:58) The Case for Standby Vaccination Lines (34:08 to 42:55) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
43:18
March 17, 2021
Murder Among The Mormons Guy Does Blake’s Spider Joke
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: A Listener’s Second Chance (00:00 to 22:17) I Love Counterfeiting, Murder Among The Mormons (22:22 to 36:40) Cities I’d Like To Visit Post-Pandemic (36:47 to 46:40) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
47:06
March 10, 2021
Is Piglet Winnie-the-Pooh’s Son?
This Week’s Blake’s Takes The Best Animated Bears: (12:59 to 45:26) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
45:50
March 3, 2021
Peak, Pit and Void
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: What if I was a sexy pink cartoon cat (00:00 to 13:07) The Void: (13:13 to 26:00) Patrice O’Neal Documentary: (26:07 to 42:31) Allen v Farrow (42:39 to 52:32) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
52:56
February 24, 2021
It's Blake's Birthday for God's Sakes
Blake takes you on a car ride as he goes to get a cheesesteak. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
19:09
February 17, 2021
Tom Brady’s Skin is Made of Lips
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: I want a doctor (00:00 to 16:50) Tom Brady’s Skin: (16:57 to 29:39) Snow: 29:45 to end Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
49:27
February 10, 2021
Fruit
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: The bread table (00:18 to 08:02) Fruit: Blake talks about fruit for over 35 minutes (08:10 to 44:14) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
44:38
February 3, 2021
Ripe for a Ball Pit
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro/Chapstick (0:19 to 11:36) Farts (11:44 to 24:06) Blondies 24:13 to 26:36) Moving (26:43 to 36:30) The Best Masks (36:38 to 48:18) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
48:41
January 27, 2021
The Muppets, Gonzo is a Pervert, Biden Inauguration
This Week’s Blake’s Takes The Biden Inauguration (2:49 to 16:40) The Muppets (16:47 to 38:50) Best Streaming Services (38:58 to 46:35) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
46:59
January 20, 2021
I Have No Use for Horses, and You Can’t Ride a Donkey
This Week's Blake's Takes Intro (00:19 to 9:50) The Best Small Vehicles (9:57 to 26:44) Detroit-Style Pizza vs Chicago Deep Dish (26:50 to 33:46) Politics: There’s no excuse for unrequited decency (33:53 to 44:47) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
45:11
January 13, 2021
I Haven’t Clogged a Toilet in Over Four Years
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Bursting into rooms is really funny Michael Richards No fear worse than seeing you’ve clogged the toilet: I can’t stop flushing baby wipes: Best soap to use in shower: Catfish I love Apple Pay A Sneaker Recommendation Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
43:43
January 6, 2021
Gators are America's Most Fascinating Animal
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Hernando Cortez’s chest hair Crabbing Celebrating holidays the day before Gators There’s something embarrassing about British people Track suits The South’s Coronavirus approach Florida It’d be sad but also pretty funny to find my head in a marsh Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
45:13
December 30, 2020
The Twelve Days of Wexmas
Blake gives his takes on each day of The 12 Days of Christmas, awarding the gifts from that weird song about birds to various listeners. There’s also a jingle that’s comically long and for that he apologizes. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Blake's Latest Album 'Live From The Pandemic' iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ
41:09
December 23, 2020
Animal Life
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Leisure: Blake reads a book he wrote when he was 6 years old, titled “Animal Life” (12:40 to 28:58) Politics: Vaccines are much less scary than getting blood drawn (29:06 to 46:03) Sports: Carson Wentz (46:10 to 53:58) Relationships: NextDoor South Carolina (54:05 to 1:01:08) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
01:01:32
December 16, 2020
Behind the Scenes of Blake's New Album: “Live From The Pandemic”
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Blake interviews himself about today’s surprise release of his third career stand-up album, “Live From The Pandemic”, recorded at Steel Stacks in Bethlehem PA on October 22, 2020. iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1542938036?ls=1&app=itunes  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3HQMxv6io5L5X1n7d7v2ny?si=IwCCkoVwRi-hRX3FnrBiXQ Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Live-Pandemic-Explicit-Blake-Wexler/dp/B08PJ176FS/ref=sr_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=Blake+Wexler&qid=1607521552&sr=8-9 
40:37
December 9, 2020
WEXIUM: The Vow/Seduced, an all-NXIVM episode
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Blake is joined by NXIVM expert Jackie to discuss the cult and the two documentaries centered around it. Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
53:44
December 2, 2020
Long-Distance Drinking: The Thanksgiving Episode
This week Blake essentially speaks for 45 minutes about how to stay awake on Thanksgiving.  Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
46:19
November 25, 2020
Livin La Vida The Sopranos
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: A cascade of masculine podcast reviews Relationships: Make a Christmas List (11:03 to 21:06) Sports: A Par-3 Shit Show (21:15 to 28:34) Leisure: Living That Sopranos Lifestyle (28:41 to 39:34) Politics: Trump was never going to concede (39:41 to 44:34) Close: My dog’s photoshopped Christmas penis Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
48:49
November 18, 2020
The Rogan Podcast, But For Men
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: My podcast is Rogan, but for men Leisure: Order the medium pizza (10:24 to 16:20) Politics: A return to decency (16:25 to 26:35) Relationships: Why everyone was so horny after the election (26:42 to 31:44) Sports: It’s time to dress like a golfer 24/7 (31:51 to 42:56) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
44:13
November 11, 2020
Electional Support Animals with Georgea Brooks
This Week’s Blake’s Takes *Election Special* Intro: Blake’s election take Leisure: Best ways to destress (10:59 to 24:37) Sports: Comfort Games (24:44 to 40:40) Relationships: Using our pets as an emotional crutch (40:48 to 49:00) Politics: How we’re feelin’ (49:05 to 1:00:06) Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
01:07:30
November 3, 2020
The Keto Kaelin Diet with comedian Gary Petersen
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: The Jesus Christ Superstar of Stand-Up Leisure: What the hell are we supposed to eat for breakfast (8:54 to 20:37) Politics: The Los Angeles Bubble (20:45 to 37:20) Relationships: Who the hell should date a comedian? (37:27 to 44:31) Sports: Softball (44:38 to 58:25) Gary’s Album: https://deadandmellow.com/gary-petersen Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
58:48
October 28, 2020
Drinking Whiskey With My Girlfriend’s Grandmother
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Why podcasters shouldn’t join a network Sports: Worst Places to get in a fight at a pro sporting event (13:40 28:49) Politics: How to win a student council election: (28:56 to 40:12) Leisure: Fall Pickin' (40:20 to 45:39) Relationships: Next Door App (45:47 to 52:12) Will’s Album: https://willabelescomedy.bandcamp.com/album/the-pride-of-hagerstown-the-tall-tales-and-tragic-truths-of-will-abeles Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
53:30
October 21, 2020
Laughing About Crying About Old Break-ups
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Blake’s return to live stand-up Politics: Nextdoor App Explodes (6:50 to 14:47) Sports: No Asterisk for Pandemic Championships (14:55 20:01) Relationships: Blake & Comedian Will Abeles talk about their worst Break-ups (20:10 to 42:45) Leisure: Comedian Will Abeles Discusses Recording a Comedy Album on Zoom (42:42 to 57:37) Will’s Album: https://willabelescomedy.bandcamp.com/album/the-pride-of-hagerstown-the-tall-tales-and-tragic-truths-of-will-abeles Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
58:49
October 14, 2020
Blake Picks Apart Everybody's Posts on Nextdoor
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: The Demonization of Intellect Politics: How to feel about the pig’s COVID Diagnosis (12:10 to 19:02) Relationships: DM Mailbag (19:07 to 36:35) Sport: Blake roasts the Nextdoor posts in his neighborhood (36:41 to 47:20) Leisure: Some thoughts before Blake’s return to stand-up (47:27 to 51:45) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
53:16
October 7, 2020
Recapping a Presidential Debate Before It Happens
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Intro: Blake Quotes Caitlyn Jenner, Forgets Her Name Politics: Recapping the first presidential debate before it happens (11:36 to 21:51) Leisure: Golf is not a sport but I like it (21:58 to 36:38) Relationships: Tell your kids to compliment me, but not in a try-hard kind of way (36:44 to 44:29) Sports: I love ties (44:36 to 49:26) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
50:45
September 30, 2020
How To Look Hot When It’s Cold
This Week’s Blake’s Takes NXIVM: (0:18 to 10:31) Relationships: How to look Sexy In The Winter (10:39 to 24:06) Leisure: Best Places to be During an Earthquake (24:14 to 37:08) Politics: Debates Don’t Matter This Year (37:16 to 45:57) Sports: The DH Rules (45:05 to 47:59) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
50:06
September 22, 2020
You Must Use Baby Wipes
This Week’s Blake’s Takes California Burning: (0:18 to 11:26) Relationships: Separation Anxiety/Mailbag (11:33 to 25:58) Politics: How I’d fit in at the Indoor Trump Rally (26:06 to 39:23) Sports: Creating A Special At-Home Football Experience (39:30 to 47:35) Leisure: Wipe Your Ass Correctly (47:42 to 54:42) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
56:16
September 16, 2020
Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs Legs
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Gender Reveal Parties: (0:18 to 12:41) Relationships: My Legs Are Sexually Attracted to One-Another (12:49 to 26:50) Sports: If My Legs Got Kicked Out of a Tennis Match (26:57 to 35:06) Politics: My Legs Were Offended By Trump’s Military Comments 35:13 to Leisure: My Legs Went to a Bar (43:38 to 49:10) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
50:47
September 9, 2020
They Flew An Airplane Into My Legs
This Week’s Blake’s Takes I Was Leg-Shamed: (0:18 to 12:57) Leisure: “Alone” (13:04 to 26:05) Sports: Mini Basketball Hoops (26:14 to 35:35) Relationships: Throw Your Dog a Birthday Party (35:44 to 41:16) Politics: Vote Yes on Prop 22 (41:25 to 51:04 Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
52:25
September 2, 2020
Getting Married During a Pandemic Is Easier Than Cheering for The 76ers w/ Mike Hemcher
This Week’s Blake’s Takes My legs are so big they broke my car (00:15 to 9:11) Relationships: Pandemic Wedding w/ Mike Hemcher (9:20 to 30:45) Sports: The Sixers w/ Mike Hemcher (30:53 to 45:51) Leisure: How Blake Would Defeat a Natural Disaster (45:58 to 56:27) Politics: Jerry Cuckwell Jr. (56:35 to 01:08:20) Mike's Twitter: @ShireNation Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
01:10:04
August 26, 2020
Mississippi’s Flag Should Be A Possum Attacking A Google Search Bar
This Week’s Blake’s Takes I Wear a Diaper To Show Off My Legs: (00:18 to 15:42) Leisure: Tom Hanks’ Greyhound (15:49 to 24:58) Relationships: Love in a Heat Wave (25:06 to 33:31) Sports: Should College Athletes Play (33:39 to 38:18) Politics: Mississippi’s New Flag (38:26 to 43:33) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
44:25
August 19, 2020
Movie Theaters Should Sell Chips
This Week’s Blake’s Takes Relationships: Mailbag! (2:33 to 20:54) Politics: Political Signs are Weird (21:02 to 28:46) Leisure: Drive-In Movies (28:52 to 34:42) Sports: Personalize Your Merch (34:49 to 40:48) Special Hellos! (40:55 to 43:56) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
44:19
August 12, 2020
South of the Bored-er
Blake’s Takes Politics: USPS is Awesome (6:00 to 19:20) Leisure: South of the Border (19:31 to 27:18) Relationships: My Mom’s Garage is Awesome (27:28 37:20) Sports: League Stereotypes Dictate COVID Success (37:29 to 46:20) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
47:24
August 5, 2020
Back to the Blakesics
This Weeks Blake’s Takes Relationships: Listener Questions (5:43 to 18:32) Leisure: Flying During the Pandemic (18:37 to 30:21 Politics: Avoiding COVID Fatigue (30:30 to 36:30) Sports: Baseball is the perfect pandemic sport (36:40 to 41:19) Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
42:32
July 29, 2020
Todd Glass on Stand-Up in the COVID Era
Todd's Takes for Pod's Sakes!  Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead Blake's Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
54:23
July 22, 2020
Blake Records with a Total Stranger
Blake & Courtney’s Takes Intro (00:18 to 5:00) Leisure: Introductions/The Best Pasta Types (5:10 to 19:20) Politics: Voting By Smartphone (19:31 to 29:00 Relationships: COVID Parenting (29:06 to 42:06) Sports: NBA Bubble Bursts (42:15 to 52:54) Courtney’s Instagram account: @cjoff18 Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
54:54
July 15, 2020
DeSean Jackson, T&L's 100 At-Home Activities, Different COVID Pages, Common Racist Phrases
This Week's Blake's Takes Sports: DeSean Jackson (02:00 to 10:20) Leisure: Travel & Leisure’s Top 100 At-Home Activities (10:26 to 28:00) Relationships: Being On Different COVID Pages (28:07 to 36:29) Politics: Common Phrases With Racist Roots (36:36 to 47:42) Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
49:34
July 8, 2020
Confederate Statues, Don’t Cook with your Partner, Liverpool, Go for a Damn Drive
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Confederate Statues (6:08 to 18:59) Relationships: Don’t Cook With Your Partner (19:05 to 25:41) Sports: Liverpool FC (25:47 to 34:45) Leisure: Go for a Drive 34:51 to 40:05) Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
41:29
July 1, 2020
“Cancel Culture”, Blake’s Favorite TV Shows, Athletes Named Smith, Daddy
This Week's Blake's Takes Intro: Hummingbirds Don’t Have Legs: (0:21 to 5:53) Politics: “Cancel Culture” (06:01 to 20:04) Leisure: My Favorite TV Shows of All Time (20:13 to 38:21) Sports: The Best Smiths (38:31 to 46:19) Relationships: Daddy (46:22 to 50:45) Donate if you can: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
53:02
June 24, 2020
A Very Important Tweet, Name-Calling, Relationship Mailbag, Guessing the Rules of Field Hockey, Commercials are Too Loud
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Going Viral: 0:15 to 4:25 Politics: Chappelle and The Rules for Insults (04:27 to 11:30) Relationships: Listener Questions (11:38 to 28:33) Sports: Blake Guesses What Field Hockey Is (28:43 to 35:32) Leisure: Why Are All My TV Volumes Different (35:45 to 38:25) Donate if you can: BLMLA: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead —— Blake’s hosting virtual Zoom quizzo: $35, team up to 8 people, sign up here for week of 6/15 to 6/19: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k8t3EGubbwKbzMPnxxS4fR-227KxpDzqhwL26iLwknw/edit?fbclid=IwAR30b6Jn1AvX-9ha8IiERhNaG0dDWkd9Nsvr5gNVqC1YRgC8hFmYg7SDueo#gid=0
41:22
June 17, 2020
Impeach Old Deuteronomy, Drunk Pro Sports, The Near-Future of Stand-Up, Sex Words
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Old Deuteronomy from Cats was an Awful Leader (03:23 to 15:37) Sports: Which Professional Sport Would be Most Dangerous if Everyone There was Drunk (15:48 to 33:27) Leisure: What Stand-Up Will Look Like in the COVID Era (32:41 to 43:22) Relationships: All Words for Sex are Gross (43:25 to 49:15) BLM BLMLA : https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794 ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead
53:09
June 10, 2020
Black Lives Matter
This week's Blake's Takes: Intro/Politics: Black Lives are Essential (00:23 to 8:20) Sports: Kareem is Underrated (8:21 to 16:02) Leisure: Key & Peele (16:04 to 25:54) Relationships: How to Break Up With a Racist (25:57 to 36:22) A Few Places Where You Can Donate: BLM: https://www.gofundme.com/f/blmla  NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund: https://org2.salsalabs.com/o/6857/p/salsa/donation/common/public/?donate_page_KEY=15780&_ga=2.231342234.480782673.1591028794-1029022299.1591028794  ACLU: https://action.aclu.org/give/fund-every-fight-ahead 
36:22
June 3, 2020
Jokes for May 25 to May 29
Segments: Friday Jokes Announcement: 00:18 to 02:57 Jokes: 02:58 to 04:32 More: Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
04:56
May 29, 2020
Quarantine Birthdays for Your Special Someone, Mass Gatherings, Sports Without Fans, Quibi
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Relationships: Quarantine Birthdays for Your Special Someone (6:00 to 18:43) Politics: Mass Gatherings During The Pandemic (18:54 to 25:19) Sports: Giving Fans a Presence During Fanless Sports (25:29 to 34:38) Leisure: Quibi (34:46 to 41:31) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
42:46
May 27, 2020
Jokes for May 18 to May 22
Blakeing News! Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler   More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Happy fucking Memorial Day! 
02:39
May 22, 2020
Everyone Should Be a Furry, Wear Your Mask, Most Embarrassing Sports Moments and Game Night
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Relationships: It’s Time for Everybody to Become a Furry (7:36 to 20:56) Politics: Wear Your Face Coverings (21:03 to 28:50) Sports: Blake’s Most Embarrassing Sports Moments (29:00 to 39:58) Leisure: Game Night (40:08 to 47:00) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Write the weirdest 5-Star review you can think of and Blake will read it on the podcast
48:32
May 20, 2020
Jokes for May 11 to May 15, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler  More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums   Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
02:52
May 15, 2020
Couples Costumes Rule, FDR Overstayed His Welcome, Hiking is the Best Exercise, and When Sports Should Come Back
Relationships: Couples Costumes Rule (3:53 to 18:01) Politics: FDR Overstayed His Welcome (18:13 to 30:21) Leisure: Hiking is the Best Exercise 30:32 to 38:10) Sports: When Sports Should Come Back (38:20 to 47:26) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
51:57
May 13, 2020
Jokes for May 4 to May 8, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums  Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
03:10
May 8, 2020
Don Trump vs Abe Lincoln, Military Dress Up, Move the 76ers to Newark, and Don’t FaceTime with Your Parents at the Same Time
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Does Don Trump get worse press than Abe Lincoln did? (3:46 to 18:42) Leisure: Playing Military Dress Up (18:51 to 29:49) Sports: Move the 76ers to Newark (29:54 to 39:21) Relationships: FaceTime with Your Parents Separately (39:30 to 44:05) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
45:56
May 6, 2020
Jokes for April 27- May 1, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
03:37
May 1, 2020
Blue Angels vs Thunderbirds, Cult Leaders, Is Dennis Rodman Interesting, and Web Browsers
This Week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Blue Angels vs Thunderbirds (2:44 to 11:17) Relationships: Cult Leaders (11:23 to 24:27) Sports: Is Dennis Rodman Interesting? (24:34 to 37:13) Leisure: Web Browsers (37:20 to 44:03) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
45:43
April 29, 2020
Jokes for April 20- 24, 2020
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02:34
April 24, 2020
Reopening State Economies, The NFL Draft, Quarantined Friendships, Variety is the Spice of Strife
This week’s Blake’s Takes: Politics: Reopening State Economies (5:03 to 16:48) Sports: The NFL Draft (16:57 to 26:32) Relationships: Quarantine Strengthens Friendships (26:40 to 34:47) Leisure: Variety is the Spice of Strife (34:56 to 39:02) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
41:40
April 22, 2020
Jokes for April 13- 17, 2020
Blakeing News! Donate if you can: https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com// @BlakeWexler
03:37
April 17, 2020
Stimulus Checks, Mike Vick, Quarantine Couples, and How to Dress at Home
This week’s Blake’s Takes Politics: Stimulus Checks (3:30 to 17:21) Sports: The Mike Vick Documentary (17:31 to 32:29) Relationships: Quarantine Couples (32:39 to 40:41) Leisure: How to Dress During Quarantine (40:48 to 48:21) Donate if you can! https://www.patreon.com/m/BlakeWexler More Blake Wexler stuff: blakewexler.com/albums Questions for Blake? Reach out: bwex19 at gmail dot com & @BlakeWexler on social media More podcast info: blakewexler.com/podcast
50:33
April 15, 2020
1. The Teaser
Blake's Takes for God's Sakes hired a prestigious Madison Avenue advertising firm to create a promo for the podcast. This is what they came up with. Subscribe to Blake's Takes for God's Sakes, and I'm begging you please rate and review this podcast. I'm not just saying that, it would mean a lot to me if you did it.  Blake Stuff: Blake's albums: blakewexler.com/albums Social Media: @BlakeWexler Website: blakewexler.com  Patreon: http://patreon.com/blakewexler 
01:16
March 31, 2020