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Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

Blake's Takes for God's Sakes

By Blake Wexler

Through (often incoherent) free-association, comedian Blake Wexler improvises 45 minutes of takes on subjects ranging from his own massive legs to the best animated bears of all time.
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Blake's Takes for God's SakesFeb 10, 2021

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The Final Episode of Blake's Takes For God's Sake
Apr 26, 202324:60
Double Blankets

Double Blankets

Blake gives takes on being sick, a hotel trick and YouTube/TikTok stars.

Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-date

Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com 



Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party:  deckthelolz@gmail.com 

Apr 19, 202329:26
Blue Checkmark Lives Don't Matter
Apr 05, 202340:25
I'm Drinking for Three
Mar 29, 202340:40
Wilkes Booth vs Harvey Oswald
Mar 22, 202341:51
Hollywood’s Biggest Night
Mar 15, 202344:10
Poddy Humour
Mar 08, 202340:25
We Got Him.
Mar 01, 202341:27
The Cincy Special
Feb 22, 202341:55
2 Blessed 2 Be Stressed
Feb 15, 202342:26
The Sauce is The Boss
Feb 08, 202341:52
A Little Horse
Feb 01, 202344:40
Deep in the Heart of Wexass
Jan 25, 202343:09
The Rest of Us
Jan 18, 202342:08
Three-Sevenths Life’s Crisis
Jan 11, 202340:08
Are Combos a Pretzel?
Jan 04, 202340:49
Toothbrush Psycho
Dec 28, 202242:43
The Best Gifts To Receive: Special Hello Edition
Dec 21, 202244:45
Pippa Middleton Your Silence is Deafening
Dec 14, 202241:35
Wextroverts
Dec 07, 202241:45
F-Marry-Kill: Dionysus, Siren, Centaur
Nov 30, 202243:26
Thanksgiving's Vibrating Sword

Thanksgiving's Vibrating Sword

Blake talks about how Thanksgiving needs to innovate, and then gives his takes on the best containers to drink out of

Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler

See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Book Blake Wexler and comedians Darryl Charles & Chip Chantry for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com

Nov 23, 202244:10
Find Humor in my Ignorance
Nov 16, 202242:09
BTFGS Election Day Special!
Nov 08, 202242:21
The City of Brotherly Love Is Blind
Nov 02, 202242:02
Blake’s Mistakes For God’s Sakes
Oct 26, 202241:38
How Old Is A Boy
Oct 19, 202244:05
There Is No Right Fielder, But There Is A Wrong Fielder
Oct 12, 202240:59
Redact that! Fall Special Hellos
Oct 05, 202251:09
British Butts Look Like Vanilla Sheet Cake
Sep 28, 202244:29
I Don't Feel Pretty!!!
Sep 21, 202241:41
Street Signs Designs
Sep 14, 202241:12
I Like To Sit In The Sink; Special Hellos
Sep 07, 202247:35
Unnecessarily Annoying Chores
Aug 31, 202243:60
"I Was Stabbed 24 Times"
Aug 24, 202241:03
Music is a Very, Very Serious Business
Aug 17, 202242:53
Portuguese Man Of War
Aug 10, 202243:44
My Passions Are History, Sports and Arguing: The Final BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series
Aug 03, 202220:54
Criquet Bats & Eye Cages: A Special Hello Edition of BTFGS' Snackable Summer Snack Series
Jul 27, 202231:34
Grooming Myself: A BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series
Jul 20, 202222:53
The Jersey Chore

The Jersey Chore

Blake talks about why you should delete your period-tracking apps (article here: https://www.health.com/news/should-you-delete-period-tracking-app) and the specific Americana of New Jersey beach towns.

Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833

Blake’s Patreon:

Patreon.com/blakewexler

See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates

Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.

Jul 13, 202242:55
Creepy Crawly Freaks
Jul 06, 202244:37
I Put My Suit In The Wash
Jun 29, 202244:33
UPDATED Faux Pas is French for Fake Fathers
Jun 22, 202244:12
Late Wexler

Late Wexler

Blake forgot his podcast equipment, full episode will be out later today.
Jun 22, 202202:42
I Have Reverse Benjamin Button's Disease
Jun 15, 202241:35
This Podcast Has Lyme Disease

This Podcast Has Lyme Disease

Blake talks about pokepersons, figures out what business casual clothing is and discusses the romanticization of war.

Jun 08, 202244:47
HAIM & Caucacccents
Jun 01, 202244:33
The Wig Economy
May 25, 202247:35
Name That Beast!
May 18, 202242:35