Blake's Takes for God's Sakes
By Blake Wexler
Blake's Takes for God's SakesDec 02, 2020
The Final Episode of Blake's Takes For God's Sake
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Double Blankets
Blake gives takes on being sick, a hotel trick and YouTube/TikTok stars.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-date
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
Blue Checkmark Lives Don't Matter
Blake gives takes on blue checkmarks on social media and of course hot tubs.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
I'm Drinking for Three
Blake gives takes on chemicals being spilled into drinking water and his college journey.
****Next Low Tea: March 29nd****
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Wilkes Booth vs Harvey Oswald
Blake goes very, very, very in-depth as to who is more famous and why: Lincoln & JFK; Wilkes Booth & Harvey Oswald
****Next Low Tea: March 29nd**** this is a new date
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Hollywood’s Biggest Night
Blake gives takes on the Oscars and then rips apart baby showers.
Next Low Tea: March 22nd
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Poddy Humour
Blake gives takes on The Crown, period pieces and different styles of diaper.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
We Got Him.
Blake gives takes on having the sets of his life during his special tapings and William Howard Taft.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
The Cincy Special
Blake gives takes on performing in front of lots of people, the male obsession with cars and the imminent filming of his first stand-up special.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
2 Blessed 2 Be Stressed
Blake gives takes on why perfect practice makes perfect, and processes his grief surrounding the Eagles’ Super Bowl loss
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
The Sauce is The Boss
Blake gives takes on Dominos, sweating the bed and the worst types of stuffed animals.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
A Little Horse
Blake gives his takes on how to pronounce words that begin with "tr", the Eagles and why police should treat protestors with the same restraint they treat sports celebrators.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Deep in the Heart of Wexass
Blake gives takes on wextended stay hotels and gives some COLORFUL special hello’s to the Patrons.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
The Rest of Us
Blake gives takes on tourist attractions in your hometown, why it's so hard to keep groceries in your house and how HBO's The Rest of Us shines a light on Blake's embarrassing archetype for a show/movie.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Three-Sevenths Life’s Crisis
Blake gives takes on a very nice sentimental week, the Hulu show Fleishman is in Trouble, then at 22:30 he talks about mid-life crises and what causes them.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Are Combos a Pretzel?
Blake gives takes on getting slapped by air travel, pretzels and mood management.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Toothbrush Psycho
Blake gives takes on brushing his teeth too hard, how to best avoid flight delays and why New Years Eve runs on FOMO.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
The Best Gifts To Receive: Special Hello Edition
A sick Blake gives his takes on Burlington VT, Star Wars vs. Hook and gives out a bunch of special hellos to his patrons.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
Podcast Merch: https://my-store-be72fe.creator-spring.com
Pippa Middleton Your Silence is Deafening
Blake, coming from a total place of ignorance, tries to figure out what's going with the royal family.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
Wextroverts
Blake talks about Kirstie Alley, bad early comedic influences, gives a TV show recc and complains about his crooked-ass Christmas tree.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Book Blake Wexler and friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
F-Marry-Kill: Dionysus, Siren, Centaur
Blake talks about coping with old break-ups, and gives his takes on X-Mas decorations including why gingerbread houses are just old food you can’t eat.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Book Blake Wexler & friends for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
Thanksgiving's Vibrating Sword
Blake talks about how Thanksgiving needs to innovate, and then gives his takes on the best containers to drink out of
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Book Blake Wexler and comedians Darryl Charles & Chip Chantry for your office party: deckthelolz@gmail.com
Find Humor in my Ignorance
Blake gives his takes on the mid-terms, his southern road trip and dunking his hand down the back of a wealthy business man's pants.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
BTFGS Election Day Special!
Blake talks about his relationship with politics, his voting history, why politicians beyond the local level shouldn’t be put on a pedestal and predicts the senate races.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
The City of Brotherly Love Is Blind
Blake talks about why Philadelphia is the way that it is, getting revenge on a dentist, and Love is Blind.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Blake’s Mistakes For God’s Sakes
Blake makes a massive apology, and gives his tips on how to best optimize your air travel.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
How Old Is A Boy
Blake gives his takes on boy ages, why colds are good, the worst school project ever, and species of birds.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
There Is No Right Fielder, But There Is A Wrong Fielder
This week Blake gives his takes on people cutting airport security because they're late, Low T-ea, having the schedule of a child and inattentive parents.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Redact that! Fall Special Hellos
This week Blake gives his takes on Nazi Luftwaffe Commander Herman Goering, booty shorts and autumn special hellos to the patrons.
Low T-ea at 9pm ET on Thursday!
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
British Butts Look Like Vanilla Sheet Cake
This week Blake gives his takes on the Bering Strait, talking with your windows open, and the problematic World Cup
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
I Don't Feel Pretty!!!
This week Blake gives his takes on why he doesn't feel pretty, suntan lotion application, JFK and the features of a live events that he prioritizes the most.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Street Signs Designs
This week Blakey baby examines the ideal window to drink a hot coffee, Joe Camel’s disgusting snout, and gives his takes on street signs.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
I Like To Sit In The Sink; Special Hellos
This week Blake enters the storm, foot-shafts, talks about why stand-up comedians will never unionize and gives out some Woodland Creature-related special hellos.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Unnecessarily Annoying Chores
Blake asks, what’s better than waking up in a room full of friends? Then talks about shredded underwear and the household chores that are unnecessarily difficult.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
"I Was Stabbed 24 Times"
Blake talks about his shows in Austin: A City In Identity Crisis, and a wild Uber ride.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Music is a Very, Very Serious Business
Blake talks about digging trenches in Lee denim jeans, a fake 36 minute comedy special called Less is Moore, and seeing Rage Against The Machine.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Portuguese Man Of War
Blake recaps his wedding and honeymoon.
Blake’s Patreon: Patreon.com/blakewexler
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
My Passions Are History, Sports and Arguing: The Final BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series
In the third and final installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake ranks the jobs he'd do if he wasn't allowed to do comedy.
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Blake’s Patreon:
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Criquet Bats & Eye Cages: A Special Hello Edition of BTFGS' Snackable Summer Snack Series
In the second installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake gives Special Hellos to his patrons by assigning pieces of sports equipment to each one of them.
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Blake’s Patreon:
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Grooming Myself: A BTFGS Snackable Summer Snack Series
In the first installment of the Snackable Summer Snack Series, Blake talks about his impending wedding and why he isn't nervous at all.
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Blake’s Patreon:
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
The Jersey Chore
Blake talks about why you should delete your period-tracking apps (article here: https://www.health.com/news/should-you-delete-period-tracking-app) and the specific Americana of New Jersey beach towns.
Blake’s Philadelphia Eagles Food podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/feeding-the-birds-podcast/id1306857833
Blake’s Patreon:
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Creepy Crawly Freaks
Blake talks about reframing holidays beyond their conventional meanings, correctly guesses where President Warren G. Harding is from and names the bugs that he wants to stay away from him and his family.
Blake’s Patreon:
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
I Put My Suit In The Wash
Blake talks about the world being bad, his local access show from high school and takes the names of children’s TV shows and turns them into grown up shows.
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See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music
UPDATED Faux Pas is French for Fake Fathers
Blake talks about how to show up late with a coffee in your hand without seeming rude, and asks what the first day of summer means to the average person.
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See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Lynn Shore and Joe Mackenzie for the jingles & music.
Late Wexler
I Have Reverse Benjamin Button's Disease
Blake talks about which stores should pump smells out of them to draw in customers, what your fav band says about you vs what your fav comedian says about you, mail carriers and Olivia Rodrigo.
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This Podcast Has Lyme Disease
Blake talks about pokepersons, figures out what business casual clothing is and discusses the romanticization of war.
HAIM & Caucacccents
Blake talks about cannibalism, front row HAIM tix and white accents.
Blake’s Patreon:
See Blake Live: https://www.blakewexler.com/live-dates
Thanks to Frankie, Joe MacKenzie & Lynn Shore for the jingles & drops.
The Wig Economy
Blake talks about the pig economy, pelvic wigs, and assigns various types of headgear to his patrons.
Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here: https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1
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Name That Beast!
Blake talks about the moment he outgrew his father, the worst ways to be awoken and plays Name That Beast!
Blake Bikes for The Eagles Autism Foundation - Donate Here:
https://fundraisers.hakuapp.com/blake-wexler-1
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