ASCENSION (Titans Slayers Curse)
By Blame the Dice
5e Dungeons & Dragons misadventures. 4 solid peeps keeping it real weird. We are currently running 2 concurrent arcs. The official blame the dice arc and the CJ & Raziel arc. The best way to tell them apart is if there is actual dungeons and dragons rules being followed.
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ASCENSION (Titans Slayers Curse)Oct 13, 2020
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18:57
Raziel & Jophiel 1
After the reunion (infinity growler and bonfire) the crew journeys on.
Oct 13, 202018:57
ASCENSION: Burglelarcenarceny in Gearhollow
Your boys make a decision on where to go next. Things heat up and get very tense. They might even meet a new potential party member.
Sep 14, 201902:19:12
ASCENSION: Social Justice Racers.
Our heros hit the scene in Dustitown. But Jophiel is female'ish and Augoro is a Saytr...because of the infamous Ponzy Pyramid scheme (where they schemed to rob a pyramid) they helped pull off a few years back. Everything devolves from there. But we meet some great NPC and are off to a great start to planning. For the race.
Sep 01, 201901:14:03
C.A.N. Talk #2 (now even Alex'ier)
We try some new segments. Explain some of the tough topics we presented in this weeks ASXENSION episode and even make fun of each other.
Sep 01, 201901:02:13
ASCENSION: Lightish Red vs. Saphire
Jophiel experiences a bounty of colorful characters, and has a very important choice to make.
Aug 23, 201901:15:26
C.A.N. Talk #1 (Alex didnt miss it)
We are working on a supplementary episode to support our D&D adventure.
Aug 18, 201901:00:10
ASCENSION: House Cleaning
The B the D boys are back. We are recording and it feels good. Oh ya ...and we have a podcast...
Aug 17, 201901:11:51
PSA: Genital Crickets Epidemic
PSA: Dont rub junk with Bylptr.
Jul 06, 201906:27
Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 6
The grand reunion is upon us, the bonfire is now lit.
what is the next move for our heroes how many more raziels and treerippers have to die before the time bubble is fixed?
will haltertop Tina rip her mid rift? who will get medium ripped?
what is the next move for our heroes how many more raziels and treerippers have to die before the time bubble is fixed?
will haltertop Tina rip her mid rift? who will get medium ripped?
Jun 22, 201927:41
Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 5
did you miss Raziel and Treeripper? me too. We love you.
Jun 10, 201916:40
ASCENSION: War Camp 2
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Augoro and Jophiel are in over their heads. can they escape the war camp.
Augoro and Jophiel are in over their heads. can they escape the war camp.
Jun 08, 201901:10:12
ASCENSION: War Camp
We meet our Tabaxi friend. We are tasked to retreive the Aspect of Strength from the orc war camp. Augoro eats a sandwich. Jophiel remains naked.
May 26, 201902:05:18
ASCENSION: MEET THE KING part 1
Holy shit...is this king speaking the truth?
May 19, 201931:18
ASCENSION: MEET THE KING part 2
We are back in the capitol city. Things are getting more serious. 1 out of 3 B the D boys must have chips.
May 19, 201947:24
Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 4
Omg. What is up with the time bubble? Is everyone going to make it or is this some G.O.T. bull shit...
May 11, 201917:19
Jophiel&Haltertop Tina 3
Return of the shit hut.
May 02, 201920:16
Jophiel&Haltertop Tina 2
Jophiel & Haltertop Tina venture into the putrid remains of Brewersville.
May 02, 201916:07
Jophiel & Haltertop Tina 1
Haltertop Tina and Jophiel make their way to Brewersville.
Apr 21, 201910:55
Episode 1 remastered
Woah! It's been a while. We've been upgrading our record equipment and thought it was about time we amped up the recordings. Enjoy the re-entry!
Mar 23, 201901:29:49
ASCENSION: Augoro Fight
The BtheD boys are on an audio to video adventure. Join us on our Ryze to greatness....
Mar 05, 201956:31
Jophiel & CJ 15
We are on our way to Brewersville. Time travel is tricky. ¤¤Hey peeps. Please tolerate our ads. It means a lot to us.¤¤
Mar 01, 201936:05
The Legend of Jophiel
Jophiel needs a money manager.
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Feb 12, 201901:10:53
The Legend of Augoro.
Is Augoro as great of a fighter as he thinks he is? Why he hate orcs? ¤{hey peeps. Please power thru the ads, it means so much to us. thanks a bunch...}¤
Feb 07, 201901:01:58
Please take us back. We promise we have changed.
Hello peeps. We apologige for our hiatus. We promise on our dice sacks that we will make it up to you. Nick our gracious DM explains more...
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Feb 02, 201901:12
Jophiel @ CJ 14
What did Haltertop Tina (Haniel) do?
Jan 31, 201918:14
Jophiel & CJ 13
Double bon fire infinity growler.
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Jan 24, 201920:24
Jophiel &CJ 12
Listen to your homies. Homies is Homies even over 4.6 billion years.
Jan 19, 201916:44
Jophiel & CJ 11
Shhh...what? Shhhh....
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Jan 17, 201916:20
Jophiel& CJ 10
Dont Blame the dice....
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Jan 17, 201909:23
Jophiel & CJ 9
CJ solemnly explains the hurt.
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Jan 15, 201922:05
Jophiel & CJ 8
Someone unexpected returns
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Jan 14, 201909:36
Jophiel & CJ 7
The gang actually heads out on a mission.
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Jan 14, 201915:57
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Prolapsed anus is a choice.
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Jan 06, 201907:19
Jophiel & CJ 6
The plan is coming together. ...And our peeps are starting to agree with Jophiel.
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Jan 04, 201914:45
ASCENSION 6 (Titans Slayers Curse)
Whelp. The magical carrage ride continues. Will our friends escape Iron Fist keep?
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Dec 23, 201801:02:43
ASENSION 5 (Titans Slayers Curse)
Is the DM trying to kill us? Omg here we go. This campaign is heating up...
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Dec 23, 201857:20
Jophiel & C.J. 5
7&7.
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Dec 21, 201817:23
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 3
All the Gersons we know are male prostitutes.
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Dec 21, 201805:02
Jophiel & C.J. 4
Physics be damned. Whats before our beginning? Why does Jophiel remember? What did tree ripper ( Gabriel) do? Love you. Bye.
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Dec 15, 201820:39
ASCENSION 4 (Titans Slayers Curse)
Who is Ryse? What is penis fingers? All this and more. But remember to always knucklebump a half elf! Thanks everyone!
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Dec 09, 201801:02:01
ASCENSION 3 (Titan Slayers Curse)
Aguru and Japhiel drop in. Someone dies. Someone gets raised back to life. We think we are funny.
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Dec 09, 201801:00:18
CJ and Raziel 0.6 Bonus material part 2
This is a test run of what is to come in the 5e misadventures of CJ and Raziel. We play by some of the rules. but CJ and Raziel get way more medium ripped. and at least the music is turned down some in his one...enjoy this bonus material.
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Dec 07, 201818:59
CJ and Raziel 0.5. Early Concept episode.
Bonus previously unreleased versions of concept podcasts styles. these episodes were a little too heavily influenced by my music recording background.
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Dec 07, 201808:44
We are so dang sorry.
Shhh. Keep it down. You dont have to yell.
Dec 06, 201802:04
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT 2
Alex fucking missed it!
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Nov 25, 201804:18
Jophiel &CJ 3
Why is Tree Ripper coming up with all the plans?
Nov 18, 201820:32
ASCENSION 1.5 (titans slayers curse season 2)
We are treated to a horrible realization. Agoro and Jophiel need to stick close to make it through. Why is Nick rolling so many 20's?
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Nov 11, 201801:20:23
ASCENSION 1 (titans slayers curse season 2)
Blame the dice boys are back in a brand new season. Check out that swanky new DM...
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Nov 11, 201819:30
ASCENSION 2 (titans slayers curse season 2)
Things have taken a turn for the worse. Can Jophiel and Agoro live to fight another day?
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Nov 11, 201801:49:59
Jophiel & C.J. 2
Its Jophieler
Nov 08, 201818:26