The bit you have all been waiting for, the final showdown. In this epic twist, Luke accidentally ticked off Godzilla, and now Matt and Tim have to pay the price? That's right, they jettison to the moon and cook up Pollozilla to put an end Godzilla. It is the glorious last part of... Nope, Matt and Tim took their time as usual coming up with ways to mess around with Luke's rich story and try their hardest to find ways to ultimately mess with the mechanics. Want to see what happens when Godzilla gets a prostate examination using hot hot sauce? Well listen to the end to find out!
In the previous episode Luke, Matt and Tim created their very own Godzilla. It is possibly going to be the greatest Godzilla anyone has ever seen. However in order to prepare for the next episode the gang design a base which will withstand the real Godzilla. I am sure everyone going to Area 51 will want see some of the many defences we have come up with, and if they don't you could get them to listen to this episode. Honestly I am pretty sure they are going to want to upgrade all their services to use Blank String the ultimate defence system.
Luke, Matt and Tim take on one of the greatest and well known monsters from cinematic history. In this first part they analyse, with expert precision, what makes a great Godzilla. Failing that they then design a Godzilla of their own in preparation to stop the end of the world from a rampaging oversized lizard!
Luke, Matt and Tim rack their brains to come up with the greatest start ups of all time. Well at least Matt and Tim give it a good go, who knows what Luke was on during this episode. If you are either a Shark or a Dragon I suggest you take a cheeky listen and invest hard and fast now before we it is too late.
Labour is horrible and 66.667% of the men on this podcast have previously been involved in process. But 100% of the men on this podcast say "now is the time to improve child labour". Introducing the new and improved child labour, it's quick, it's painless and it is risk free! What is it? Well listen and find out how Luke, Matt and Tim work out the next iteration of child labour. Parents-to-be, you're welcome!
Luke, Matt and Tim discuss the last season of Game of Thrones. This episode was recorded early into the season (after episode 2) but will be released well after the last episode has aired. You will be amazed how accurate these three rad dudes are. I mean, especially Matt who was most probably the closest to what actually happened. You will listen to the nonsense that he says and think "what an idiot, that is a dumb ending, no one would want to watch that". That said if D&D had of told everyone the actual ending they would of said the exact same thing.
Tim gets a new bed or something like that. It's not important because after help from Matt and Luke they design the perfect sleeping conditions. So if you have been awake for too long and need a night of sleep, just implement the solution we have for you and you will soon be in the land of Nod. Or just listen to this episode, it's an either/or situation.
Luke, Matt and Tim want a slice of the blockbuster super hero movie franchise. They take it upon themselves to create the greatest super hero franchise ever and show that is easy to do! Introducing Sauce Man, or was it Source Dude? Now let the money rain in.
After an extra long series of yet another baking competition Luke claims that Blank String can do a better job. So together with Matt and Tim, they design a cooking competition like no one has ever seen. It's dangerous, it's thrilling, it also has a bonus rounds where humans step aside and dogs take over as chefs. What more could you want?
Did you know Tim loves bikes? It's hard to believe he is not in a biker gang. This episode addresses that very issue as Luke, Matt, and Tim create a biker gang making all other biker gangs look like a toddler daycare in comparison.
Luke, Matt and Tim are such super mega fans of Pokemon and are the right age to be too old to play a kids game about 10 year children running around and violently attacking people that they simply don't like the look of. It sound like something we invented, but we didn't. In anycase, we are excited and here are some predictions for the upcoming Pokemon Sword and Shield games!
Luke, repulsed by everyone in his office during lunchtime and requires help from Matt and Tim to solve his problem. Hey desk neighbour... did you just pick his nose? AND EAT IT!!! I am retching thinking about this description. Enjoy!
Luke, Matt and Tim finish the epic battle with the Champions Dragonite and now the Champion is ready to reveal the ultimate secret in Pokemon. How do they do it? What tools do they use? What position do the Pokemon take when undertaking such tasks? Who knows? Who cares? But in this episode (about 5 episodes late, thanks Matt and Tim) we find out and end the Pokemon Saga.
Matt and Tim continue their Pokemon adventure guided by Luke and start in the midst of an epic battle against 2 Pikachus. Will Charmeleon leave anything unburnt? Will Haunter actually deal some damage? Will the Professor survive? Listen now to find out.
Last Xmas Luke, Matt and Tim didn't get presents so they went on a crazy, no holds bar adventure which, may or may not have resulted in the death of Santa. Don't worry about it though, we are replacing Santa this year with an even better version of Santa. Santa 2.0 if you will.
Luke, Matt and Tim continue on their adventure with Haunter, Charmeleon and Gyarados in order to discover how Pokemon eggs are made. Expect epics fights, genius strategizing and in true Blank String format, lots of procrastination.
Luke, Matt and Tim take on the role of the worlds most powerful monsters in order to solve one of the least understood issues, also someone is a Magikarp, Matt resorts to blackmail and Tim burns things. Yet another well rounded and thought out episode.
Matt and Tim play the role of Marty and travel back to 1888 in order to find out what Mad Dog knows. Does he like Nandos chicken? Does he like super hot sauce? What does he think of when he hears the name Nandos? Tune in and find out.
Caught between two worlds Matt and Tim find themselves yet in another precarious situation, only this time they have to try and prove their innocence instead of destroying everything and everyone. Nah, let's just mess around with time travel.
Bena and Blep finally get to the Chamber of secrets. Will they make it through alive? Will they remember to save the school from certain doom? Will they have to eat all the goods before making it to the finish line?
A magic car, spiders on a plane and some angry frog-horse-dude. Are you sure we haven't smoked some of that elusive hallucinogenic? Join Luke, Matt and Tim as they try to save Hogwarts from the brink an orgy self-destruction.
Luke, Matt and Tim go on another quest. To the world of witchcraft and wizardary. As usual Matt and Tim mess everything up and now everyone wants to kill each other. Tune in to find out how our heros get into and out of another mess.
Luke, Matt and Tim find themselves in a dire situation. They are trapped in Blackpool, surrounded by all sides by drunken men and women enjoying their festivities (how revolting!). How are they going to save themselves from this predicament? Tune in and find out.
Luke, Matt and Tim are faced with yet another difficult challenge. Imagine it is the end of the world, what would be the last thing you buy? What will they choose? Will they understand the situation? My bet is, they won't.
Posed with several kinds of time travel what would you do? Want to become rich? Yes! Want to stop WWII? You bet! Want to mess with people and see what happens when you start time again? What? Tune in and listen to Tim, Matt and Luke as they misuse time travel for benign reasons.
How hard can it be to make a Disney? As it turns out not very. How hard is it to make a good one with an engaging story, lovable characters and emotive dialog? Listen in and found out how close we get.
Join Luke, Matt and Tim for a monumentous ocassion. Luke pops the big question in this episode. To whom? What question? Why am I so excited? Tune in and find out all the answers to these questions and more.
The road to Luketopia is writhe with dispair and misery. But hey! There is a happy ending. Find out what is going to happen to us all once we press the big red button which will reset the world for the better.