Blank String

Blank String

By Blank String
This is the Blank String podcast, staring Luke, Tim and Matt as they talk about things and stuff and junk and things.
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Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 3 of 3
The bit you have all been waiting for, the final showdown. In this epic twist, Luke accidentally ticked off Godzilla, and now Matt and Tim have to pay the price? That's right, they jettison to the moon and cook up Pollozilla to put an end Godzilla. It is the glorious last part of... Nope, Matt and Tim took their time as usual coming up with ways to mess around with Luke's rich story and try their hardest to find ways to ultimately mess with the mechanics. Want to see what happens when Godzilla gets a prostate examination using hot hot sauce? Well listen to the end to find out!
51:47
August 17, 2019
Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 2 of 3
In the previous episode Luke, Matt and Tim created their very own Godzilla. It is possibly going to be the greatest Godzilla anyone has ever seen. However in order to prepare for the next episode the gang design a base which will withstand the real Godzilla. I am sure everyone going to Area 51 will want see some of the many defences we have come up with, and if they don't you could get them to listen to this episode. Honestly I am pretty sure they are going to want to upgrade all their services to use Blank String the ultimate defence system.
45:28
August 3, 2019
Blank String create a Godzilla to fight Godzilla part 1 of 3
Luke, Matt and Tim take on one of the greatest and well known monsters from cinematic history. In this first part they analyse, with expert precision, what makes a great Godzilla. Failing that they then design a Godzilla of their own in preparation to stop the end of the world from a rampaging oversized lizard!
49:23
July 20, 2019
Blank String start several lucrative start ups
Luke, Matt and Tim rack their brains to come up with the greatest start ups of all time. Well at least Matt and Tim give it a good go, who knows what Luke was on during this episode. If you are either a Shark or a Dragon I suggest you take a cheeky listen and invest hard and fast now before we it is too late.
55:24
July 6, 2019
Blank String create child labour 2.0
Labour is horrible and 66.667% of the men on this podcast have previously been involved in process. But 100% of the men on this podcast say "now is the time to improve child labour". Introducing the new and improved child labour, it's quick, it's painless and it is risk free! What is it? Well listen and find out how Luke, Matt and Tim work out the next iteration of child labour. Parents-to-be, you're welcome!
56:50
June 22, 2019
Blank String predict the ending of Game of Thrones
Luke, Matt and Tim discuss the last season of Game of Thrones. This episode was recorded early into the season (after episode 2) but will be released well after the last episode has aired. You will be amazed how accurate these three rad dudes are. I mean, especially Matt who was most probably the closest to what actually happened. You will listen to the nonsense that he says and think "what an idiot, that is a dumb ending, no one would want to watch that". That said if D&D had of told everyone the actual ending they would of said the exact same thing.
54:12
June 8, 2019
Blank String create a cure for insomnia
Tim gets a new bed or something like that. It's not important because after help from Matt and Luke they design the perfect sleeping conditions. So if you have been awake for too long and need a night of sleep, just implement the solution we have for you and you will soon be in the land of Nod. Or just listen to this episode, it's an either/or situation.
51:43
May 25, 2019
Blank String create the next biggest super hero franchise
Luke, Matt and Tim want a slice of the blockbuster super hero movie franchise. They take it upon themselves to create the greatest super hero franchise ever and show that is easy to do! Introducing Sauce Man, or was it Source Dude? Now let the money rain in.
45:29
May 11, 2019
Blank String design a cooking competition
After an extra long series of yet another baking competition Luke claims that Blank String can do a better job. So together with Matt and Tim, they design a cooking competition like no one has ever seen. It's dangerous, it's thrilling, it also has a bonus rounds where humans step aside and dogs take over as chefs. What more could you want?
46:54
April 27, 2019
Blank String form a biker gang
Did you know Tim loves bikes? It's hard to believe he is not in a biker gang. This episode addresses that very issue as Luke, Matt, and Tim create a biker gang making all other biker gangs look like a toddler daycare in comparison.
36:21
April 15, 2019
Blank String predict the next set of Pokemon
Luke, Matt and Tim are such super mega fans of Pokemon and are the right age to be too old to play a kids game about 10 year children running around and violently attacking people that they simply don't like the look of. It sound like something we invented, but we didn't. In anycase, we are excited and here are some predictions for the upcoming Pokemon Sword and Shield games!
39:06
March 30, 2019
Blank String cures Misophonia
Luke, repulsed by everyone in his office during lunchtime and requires help from Matt and Tim to solve his problem. Hey desk neighbour... did you just pick his nose? AND EAT IT!!! I am retching thinking about this description. Enjoy!
41:10
March 16, 2019
Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 5 of 3)
Luke, Matt and Tim finish the epic battle with the Champions Dragonite and now the Champion is ready to reveal the ultimate secret in Pokemon. How do they do it? What tools do they use? What position do the Pokemon take when undertaking such tasks? Who knows? Who cares? But in this episode (about 5 episodes late, thanks Matt and Tim) we find out and end the Pokemon Saga.
40:31
March 3, 2019
Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 4 of 3)
Matt and Tim are on the first part of the last part of their adventure. Is the end in site? Has Luke made it impossible to win by making them fight something crazy strong? Tune in an find out
36:50
February 5, 2019
Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 3 of 3)
Matt and Tim continue their Pokemon adventure guided by Luke and start in the midst of an epic battle against 2 Pikachus. Will Charmeleon leave anything unburnt? Will Haunter actually deal some damage? Will the Professor survive? Listen now to find out.
56:35
January 5, 2019
Blank String replace Santa
Last Xmas Luke, Matt and Tim didn't get presents so they went on a crazy, no holds bar adventure which, may or may not have resulted in the death of Santa. Don't worry about it though, we are replacing Santa this year with an even better version of Santa. Santa 2.0 if you will.
49:21
December 15, 2018
Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 2 of 3)
Luke, Matt and Tim continue on their adventure with Haunter, Charmeleon and Gyarados in order to discover how Pokemon eggs are made. Expect epics fights, genius strategizing and in true Blank String format, lots of procrastination.
40:53
December 1, 2018
Blank String start their Pokemon adventure (Part 1 of 3)
Luke, Matt and Tim take on the role of the worlds most powerful monsters in order to solve one of the least understood issues, also someone is a Magikarp, Matt resorts to blackmail and Tim burns things. Yet another well rounded and thought out episode.
58:44
November 5, 2018
Blank String play "You Must Choose"
Luke, Matt and Tim pose questions to each other and they must pick one answer or the other
51:06
October 6, 2018
Blank String design the perfect kitchen
Luke's kitchen is ill equipped for mordern day kitchen life. It lacks the essentials, trebuchets, fire, pigs, and a super dangerous defense system to name a few things.
49:41
September 8, 2018
Blank String pull of the biggest heist of the century
Matt, Luke and Tim checked their pockets to find no money. Banks have lots of money, so we will just take all of theirs
42:34
August 25, 2018
Blank String plan to go to Mars
Luke, Matt, and Tim invite a select few to come to Mars, and we invent the best burrito on the burrito market
43:17
August 3, 2018
Blank String create an amazing dining experience
Matt, Luke, and Tim take on the food industry to design an all new and amazing dining experience, looking for investors now (Luke is also sorry for recording in a field)
53:54
July 26, 2018
Blank String plan the best holiday of all time
Blank String are tired of working really hard one hour every two weeks, so we have decided to go on a summer holiday. Where will we go, what will we do, what do you mean tickled by snakes?
50:35
June 28, 2018
Blank String go on a tour of their offices
Join Matt, Tim and Luke whilst they discuss the grand design of their wonderful offices. If you don't have any of these features in your office then you aren't really in an office
52:40
June 14, 2018
Blank String come back from Google IO
It starts off with Tim talking about the great Google IO then moves into a competition, does Matt get any answers correct? No one knows, but we gave him some points anyway.
52:48
May 31, 2018
Blank String turn themselves into gods
Three podcasters step into the ring of Mount Olympus and only one will step out. Unless their powers are utterly useless and serve no purpose other than for a good laugh!
47:14
May 4, 2018
Blank String in their cars
We haven't caught up in a while. No idea what is in this episode so good luck listening but both Luke and Matt are recording from their cars again.
45:02
April 19, 2018
Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 5 of 2)
Matt and Tim play the lovable Marty McFly for the last time as they crack this case wide open... What was originally a 2 part episode finally
35:43
April 5, 2018
Blank String review Back to the Future Saga
Luke interviews Tim about the story so far, listen to this in order to catch up and have the whole view before the finale
31:44
March 22, 2018
Blank String help with wedding plans
Luke's life long friend, Ant joins the podcast and the rest of the gang try to help him with his wedding woes. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but we actually come up with a good idea here!
46:34
March 8, 2018
Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 4 of 2)
Something about a Dusty Old Will and everyone discovers how annoying our new soundboard is. It is not all that bad.
45:40
February 22, 2018
Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 3 of 2)
Matt and Tim as Marty meet Biff and go to a library in order to address the age old question, how does a head in a jar survive?
46:42
February 9, 2018
Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 2 of 2)
Matt and Tim play the role of Marty and travel back to 1888 in order to find out what Mad Dog knows. Does he like Nandos chicken? Does he like super hot sauce? What does he think of when he hears the name Nandos? Tune in and find out.
38:31
January 27, 2018
Blank String travel Back to The Future (part 1 of 2)
Caught between two worlds Matt and Tim find themselves yet in another precarious situation, only this time they have to try and prove their innocence instead of destroying everything and everyone. Nah, let's just mess around with time travel.
52:51
January 11, 2018
Blank String take revenge against Santa
Luke, Matt, and Tim woke up Christmas morning and rummaged around their presents to not find one from Santa. I hope he is ready for this vengeance tale featuring Christmas.
1:14:40
December 28, 2017
Blank String attend Howarts (part 3 of 2)
Bena and Blep finally get to the Chamber of secrets. Will they make it through alive? Will they remember to save the school from certain doom? Will they have to eat all the goods before making it to the finish line?
1:01:04
December 14, 2017
Blank String attend Hogwarts (part 2 of 2)
A magic car, spiders on a plane and some angry frog-horse-dude. Are you sure we haven't smoked some of that elusive hallucinogenic? Join Luke, Matt and Tim as they try to save Hogwarts from the brink an orgy self-destruction.
48:08
November 30, 2017
Blank String attend Hogwarts (Part 1 of 2)
Luke, Matt and Tim go on another quest. To the world of witchcraft and wizardary. As usual Matt and Tim mess everything up and now everyone wants to kill each other. Tune in to find out how our heros get into and out of another mess.
52:14
November 17, 2017
Blank String investigate Monsters Inc
In this halloween special Luke and Tim go on a super secret adventure. It is so spooky and scary! Monsters around every corner. Fireworks at Nandos! Will they make it out alive?
1:15:41
November 2, 2017
Blank String have to get ride of a body
Oh no! What's this? Matt and Tim have body and they need to get rid of it, FAST! Guided by Luke. Matt and Tim "work together" to get rid of a body. They didn't even check if it was a dead.
1:01:30
October 26, 2017
Blank String build an impenetrable fort, in Blackpool
Luke, Matt and Tim find themselves in a dire situation. They are trapped in Blackpool, surrounded by all sides by drunken men and women enjoying their festivities (how revolting!). How are they going to save themselves from this predicament? Tune in and find out.
1:03:54
October 19, 2017
Blank String invoke the Dijinn
Imagine being able to wish for anything you wanted? What would you wish for? Well Luke and Tim get what they wish for. Exactly what they wish for.
57:38
October 12, 2017
Blank String create the greatest zoo in the world
Luke's great great uncle Bob unfortunatly passed away... But he left a zoo to Blank String so there's a silver lining. Listen to Luke and Tim as they design the greatest zoo the world over.
1:05:35
October 5, 2017
Blank String come back from holiday
Luke, Matt and Tim are faced with yet another difficult challenge. Imagine it is the end of the world, what would be the last thing you buy? What will they choose? Will they understand the situation? My bet is, they won't.
58:50
September 28, 2017
Blank String investigate the best form of time travel
Posed with several kinds of time travel what would you do? Want to become rich? Yes! Want to stop WWII? You bet! Want to mess with people and see what happens when you start time again? What? Tune in and listen to Tim, Matt and Luke as they misuse time travel for benign reasons.
52:25
September 22, 2017
Blank String design a most bodacious Disney movie
How hard can it be to make a Disney? As it turns out not very. How hard is it to make a good one with an engaging story, lovable characters and emotive dialog? Listen in and found out how close we get.
1:03:16
September 22, 2017
Blank String plan the wedding of all time
Join Luke, Matt and Tim for a monumentous ocassion. Luke pops the big question in this episode. To whom? What question? Why am I so excited? Tune in and find out all the answers to these questions and more.
48:36
September 3, 2017
Blank String discuss their favourite foods
Luke and Tim talk about one of their favourite topics. Warning nommy nommy episode.
1:00:54
August 31, 2017
Blank String design the best most of transport
In this episode Luke and Tim drive done memory lane and talk about transportation and finally come to a conclusion on what would be the best way to get about.
58:40
August 24, 2017
Blank String uncover and solve many a conspiracy
This week we dive into the inner workings of many conspiracies and uncover a unsettling not-truth about this nations beloved postal service.
49:08
August 17, 2017
Blank String discuss Luketopia
The road to Luketopia is writhe with dispair and misery. But hey! There is a happy ending. Find out what is going to happen to us all once we press the big red button which will reset the world for the better.
51:26
August 10, 2017
Blank String design the perfect pet
Luke and Tim discuss what would be the perfect pet in the world. Let's see if they find it.
49:32
August 3, 2017
Blank String start a podcast
In the pilot episode Luke and Matt start with an ice-breaker by givving some pearly sage words of advice about babies
46:42
July 30, 2017
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