Join Malachi Munn as he explores the latest Blimey Cow and Jordan Taylor videos! With comedic parodies, co-hosts, and a patron's perspective, this podcast is perfect for any Blimey Cow fan. The fans questions are answered and opinions made known. Subscribe for weekly episodes and don’t be messy. Have any thoughts or suggestions? Message me firstname.lastname@example.org
LAWNG TAHM NOH SI. It's good to see all you beautiful faces again! Oh wait... this is a podcast. guess that's not how that works... 😆
Get out your mugs and sip tha tea, its story time w/ me! ☕️
Leave a call in! Can't wait to hear from you 😌
This episode is to serve as a reminder to us all to be ourselves, and don't care what others think.
Leave a call-in! I'd love to get back to you and respond!
You can also email me at email@example.com, I read every one y'all send ;)
MY FAVORITE EPISODE TO MAKE OF ALL TIME THIS WAS A FLOOPING BLAST.
Messed with some anime type stuff to spice this episode up, lemme know your thoughts by leaving a call in, or by emailing me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
EAT MOR CHIKIN! :)
THISSSSSS, one of my fave episodes to put together and be a part of, we answer call-ins, play two truths and a lie, and react to Blimey Cow! Stay tuned for bloopers! If you don't laugh at this one:
1.) Look in the mirror
2.) Question your existence
3.) Question Life
4.) Eat More Chick-Fil-A
If you did laugh, please just skip right down to Step 4, good day ;D
On today's episode, I share about the first bet I've ever made, I know you'll enjoy this episode, one of the favorites I've ever done. Want to wish me luck? Send a call in or email me at email@example.com! Stay awesome peeps, and remember, eat more Chick-Fil-A, always. No matter what. ;P
On today’s episode, it hurts Siri more than it hurts her friends as she has to sit them down and expose the truth! Also people get roasted, John Crist raps, and videos get reviewed. And yes, I call out Blimey Cow for their clickbait, tsk tsk, Joshy Pop Lemon Drop 😜
In todays episode, I give my controversial side on Marvel and the MCU, and stand alongside Jordan and speak up for the sheltered ones! I take a lot of heat for this one... from my sisters!
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Stay awesome guys, don't be messy, and leave good call ins!
I was on Blimey Cow, legit! How crazy is THAT?
Also, me and Caleb spit out bars and made a summer rap about the new schedule!!!
To watch the video on YT, and read along with the rap, here's the url:
Today, I conclude my conversation with Jordan flooping Taylor, the man, the myth the legend.
To read from the following description story from the beginning, go to episode 60, then 65, then 70, and so on:
I walked with Michael (I found out this was the boy's name) and Nikayla, and as I did, they filled me in on the information I had been long seeking.
"You're the last one," Michael explained, "You're one of us, now that we have you, we can finally win.
Nikayla leaned on my shoulder and said "It's so good to have you here Drew, you're gonna love it!"
I knew they weren't lying. There faces were too genuine, too real. "This is it," I thought, "I must be home."
"Michael... you said win, what war are we fighting?"
"Oh you can hardly call it a war!" he scoffed, "it's just the dawn of a new era. Our kind is superior and are now demanding to be treated as such. Some peasants revolt and whine but for the most part they know whats good for them"
"Our kind... what do you mean by that?"
"Oh Drew..." Nikayla sighed, "you really are something. We're the Elites! That's what we tell the commons to call us, anyways, I've always preferred the term Superiors, but alas, bygones. Point is, we have special powers no one else has! And we're each unique! I didn't discover my power until I was 15, and then Ishmael took me in and taught me how to master my skill."
"I see..." I said, still confused, "and what is your skill? The fire thing you did back in the room?"
"Boo that only scratches the surface of what I am capable of now." Nikayla's eyes close for a second, then open again, "There."
Michael looked worried, "Nikki... what did you just do?"
"Somewhere in Italy, a ball of fire just incinerated about 1,000 sq. ft. into dust, that's all." she smugly replied.
Michael chuckled and muttered "Show-off"
"Hey I heard that!" Nikayla gave him a playful shove.
After what seemed like an eternity lost in my thought, and trekking by the dirt road, we came across a giant black castle.
"Woah... what's this place?" I asked.
"Why this is our destination." Michael said, "It's time you meet Ishmael, he's been waiting for you."
WE'VE DONE IT! 100 EPISODESSSS!!!
I'd like to thank my family, my friends, my pet Roscoe the flying Unicorn, and his best friend Bob...
Okay, all kidding aside, this is such an amazing feeling. This is beyond my wildest dreams and imaginations. And to top it all off today's episode is with Jordan Taylor, the man, the myth, the legend!!!! This is part one of a two part series, part two will be released in just a couple short days.
Special thanks to patron Jenna Jenkins for helping out with the intro!
And a special thanks to you, because without you, none of this would've ever happened. You rock.
God made you special, and he loves you very much ;)
How did I meet a cow on the street? Well listen to the end where I explain it in the form of a brief freestyle... I also experimented a little with autotune. April 11th now marks the debut of Autotune Kai ;P
Today I freestyle a little, talk about the BCF's brand new sponsor, review Messy Mondays, and talk about America's favorite superhero, Jordan Taylor.
Feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Thanks for listening!
Today Jenna and I discuss the crazy topics and also the "moo"re expected ones! I had a great time recording this episode with Jenna, and I think you'll enjoy listening! Special shoutout to Caleb, Ashlyn, and Christopher for sending in questions! I hope you enjoy this episode!
Is Virginia a Northern or Southern state?
Aprish or Apreesh?
Let me know! email@example.com
I look forward to your answers and will respond ASAP!
Have a happy messy week everyone!
To read from the description story from the beginning, go to episode 60, then 65, then 70, and so on. Today’s beautiful description was written by Miss Ashlyn, enjoy:
A few days went by, and I was allowed to stay conscious and undrugged, but still confined to the hospital-like room I'd been in since I woke up the first time. I was fine, just very bored. Nikayla and a few other nurses, who weren't as friendly, came in several times a day to bring food, water, and to run different "tests". They never told me what these tests were, and just ignored me when I asked questions. Even Nikayla wouldn't tell me anything. Who were these people? Why did they take me? Why did they seem to think I was some sort of savior? And why were they imprisoning me like this? I was waiting around as usual on this particular day, reading a science magazine from 2003 that had been provided for my "entertainment" when I heard the door's sophisticated lock disengaging. The door opened and in walked Nikayla and a young man I had never seen before. He looked to be even younger than her, maybe 16? "Um, hello..." I said, studying the boy. He said nothing, but looked at Nikayla as if asking permission for something. She nodded. Suddenly the boy closed his eyes and lifted his hand, seemingly intensely focused. The lights began to flicker, I heard the door lock engage, all of the equipment around me stopped beeping. It went dark. Then, a light, a fire, that looked to be flaming from the palm of Nikayla's hand. The two looked at me their faces illuminated by the fire. Then, without opening his mouth, the boy's voice filled my head, "Are you ready to know the truth?"
Malachi talks with one of the first Blimey Cow fans, Ike Woodard. Ike's been watching YouTube on and off since he was 6 years old. On todays episode, we announce the t-shirt contest winner, talk DC vs. Marvel, Narnia, and much more. This episode is a must listen!
Watch Ike Woodard on YouTube!
“I’m kidding!” She exclaimed, “Lighten up! If I killed you, trust me, everyone in this kitchen would have my head!” We continued to talk for the next few minutes as I observed her. She’s a pleasant girl, about 18, with sparkling eyes and a dazzling smile. She was the definition of perfect. After a while Nikayla said, “This was all a series of tests” I was shocked. “Well how did I do?” I questioned. She replied, “You aced every one!” She paused. “Well, all but one. Still, a very impressive score considering you’re only 20. You could be a valuable asset to this team!” The people in the room, mostly doctors, shook my hand. Each handshake seemed to beam with something you could tell they haven’t felt in a while. As I walked out the kitchen with Nikayla I realized what it was they’ve found. Hope.
I hope you like creepy, Because this episode can get creepy. If you listen with headphones be prepared to scream.
JK GUYS XD! I love this trailer that tells you EXACTLY how to join me on the Blimey Cow Fancast! I look forward to recording with you!
Today I sit down with another podcaster, Gabe Rodriguez! We're play 2 truths and a lie, discuss Blimey Cow, cars, and volleyball. I already know your going to enjoy every second of this episode, so enjoy! Also check out Gabe's own fantastic podcast! If you're into movies, I know you'll love it: https://thebargainbin.libsyn.com/ Leave a review on iTunes by Christmas Eve, and you'll receive an entry to win a free patron exclusive Blimey Cow t-shirt! Want more than just one entry? Check out episode 87 to learn how to get three more entries!
THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW, Ashlyn joins me on the BCF as we ask each other questions, answer them at lightning speed, do an improv skit, and play #Hashtag! Enjoy the show!
Ashlyn's podcast - https://anchor.fm/blatherskite-podcast
My dreams and hallucination continued for a full week. I woke up to see the nurse (her name tag said Nikayla) every now and then. After the seven days, I get randomly pulled out of a dream where I was blowing up a hot air balloon. I see Nikayla, her black hair tied up in a ponytail, her hand over the lever near my bed. We’re in the giant kitchen. “Why did you pull me out?” I asked. “Because,” she replied, “It’s time.” “Time for what?” I ask as her hand grazes a new lever I never saw before. She replies matter of a factly, “Why Drew, it’s time to kill you, of course.” Then she pulled the lever...
The title is no lie! I made a podcast with Josh and Kelly Taylor! Shoutout to Rebekah Martin, Mary Isabella, messy momma, Tyler Minix, Micah Barlow, and Josh, Kevin, and Kelly! Love y'all! My birthday was fantastic and you guys (and others too ;D) made me feel so loved. I worked really hard on this podcast over 2 days and I hope you enjoy it!
I felt like I was swimming in a sea of absolute nothingness. When would this nightmare ever end? I couldn't even tell what was real anymore. Had the fight in the library been real? What about nurse? I tried to move, to hear, to see, to do ANYTHING! But there was nothing. Then, suddenly, I heard a voice. But this didn't sound like the voice of the old lady, it sounded more, well, REAL. "Drew, are you awake?" I tried to sit up to see the speaker, but it was useless. It took all of my willpower just to open my eyes slightly. The light of the room seemed to blind me at first, but I managed to squint enough to make out a silhouette of the woman in nurse's clothes I had seen earlier. She leaned forward and I could see her features now. This wasn't a woman. This was a girl. she couldn't have been any older than me. She looked me in the eyes, her face conveying her concern. "Drew," she whispered. "Don't be scared. We've been waiting for you for a long time. We need your help."
I explain Blimey Con, giving birth, and vaping to my little sister all on today's episode! Ava is 10 years old, and helped me review the latest Messy Monday's video. Stay tuned for Informal Fridays, where I discover that my friend living in Australia is actually a Pentecostal just like me!
It's 10:30 PM while I write this. I'm tired. Special thanks to Ashlyn for already writing the description to episode 80! If you would like to write a short story in the form of episodes 60, 65, 70, & 75, go for it! See ya Tuesday and hope you enjoy this episode!
THIS ONE IS FOR CELESTRIA. My props to Andy Mineo for the intro music. Hope you liked me bleeping out friendsh** XD To watch an awesome music video that made me laugh, go to YouTube and search "I ain't done - Andy Mineo" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jiPj7qjKkc PEACE FOR NOW HOME EEEEES!
Several doctors bustled about in my peripheral vison. I lay on a metal operating table, hooked up to a massive machine that sat right under the big screen. "WAIT WHAT!?" My heart starts thumping inside my chest. I turn my head and find at least 10,000 people. As I scanned the crowd I found men, women, children, some had rips in their clothing, all had the same look of pure fear on their faces. Not a smile to be found, just eyes staring at the screen, at me. "Wh- who are you?" I stutter, "And who am I?" An old lady walks up to me and says, "We are the last of the human race, and as for you," She chuckles slightly, "Drew, you're our only hope." She pulls a lever on the machine and walks back to the others. I scream, "SEE YA ON THE FLIPSIDE GRANDMA!" and fall into my thirsty earth. Laughing gas is funny, don't you think?
Josh calls into the show! Also, John/Jerry/Siri/Batman/Elmo/Obama are ALL in this episode. AND The best Jordan's messyges EVER came out this week, and we learn how to flirt with an introvert. Don't be messy, and leave good messyges.
I woke up, got out of my bed, and killed a box of Lucky Charms. "Thanks Mom!" I exclaim with enthusiasm at no one in particular. I suddenly have an aching desire to play some basketball. I walk outside the house and into the Golden State Warrior's 30,000 seat stadium. After 4.318 seconds a basketball appears into my hand, "Well it's about time". I chuck the ball at a perfect 61.5 degree angle towards the hoop. "Wait a minute," I think, "This isn't me. This isn't me at all." I never did see whether I made that shot...
Wassup Guys! It's true, Blimey Cow is hiding content from you. It was a blast to be a part of this secret video made for Josh and I hope everyone involved loved it as much as I did. Special thanks to KB for the intro music. PEAAAAAACE!
In today's episode, Smooth Fred is in a local trampoline park with his grandson and a reporter (named Sarah) The reporter asks Smooth Fred how he's so cool and relevant and BOY does he respond. I wrote the rap in under 10 minutes... because the rap i spent 3 hours on didn't work out. But hey, you guys wanted the content and your boy delivered the content. This rap was by request of Ashlyn. See? Winning contests can be fun.
When I awoke I found myself tied up in a dark room. At least, it looked dark to me (was this blindfold necessary?). I listened to the noisy clatter of pots being clashed around. "A kitchen," I thought to myself, "I'm in a kitchen." I could hear the sound of dozens of men, women too, whispering seriously to each other. The sounds grew closer until they were right in front of me. They ripped off my blindfold and I saw a beautiful woman in nurses' apparel. "Drink this," she whispered softly but urgently, handing me a flask. I couldn't refuse. I drank with the eyes of everyone glued on me as I drifted slowly away to unconsciousness. Not again...
In todays episode, I review Josh's political views, Jordan's advice to an exposed naughty teenager, and the health of Jordan and Sara's marriage after one year. Josh also called me out on his Twitter (albeit indirectly). OnFridaymydescriptionstoryfromafewepisodesagocontinues...
In today’s Informal Friday, I get retro by recording the entire podcast on my iPod, answering your calls! I had a conversation with a filthy rich real estate agent, and my sister shares how terrible her life is. Indeed, the craziest episode ever! Special thanks to Gabe Miller for allowing me to use his wonderful instrumentals in previous episodes and the episodes to come. Check Gabe Miller and the Blimey Cow Fancast channels out on YouTube! And most importantly, special thanks to Jose Santiago for modeling as a mexican rapper for the logo. Adios!
THE EPISODE IS FINALLY HERE! In this episode I share all the inside info on patreon and what rewards I'm receiving. I also review two of the best videos in the world! I love America, but on the 4th of July you'll be lucky if I even wear white shoelaces. Traditions, pschhhhh.
If you have trouble sleeping at night apparently warm milk is supposed to help. Honestly I've never heard of anyone that drinks warm milk before bed and I've never done it so it could be a lie. Maybe just stick to Nyquil. I dunno. Feel free to leave a call-in!
It was still early in the night so I figured I'd get some work done. I was, of course at my usual, spot at the corner table. When I walked in the library was empty, or so I thought. I had been at my studies for almost two hours when I got that feeling again. I wasn't alone. My first hint was from soft footsteps near the fireplace. They were immediately followed by the sound of shuffling near the right. I slowly closed my book but didn't turn around. 3, 4, 5 seconds went by. Then BAM. The first punch was thrown. It landed on my shoulder because I managed to move my head out of the way just in time. Then the second attacker was revealed in the form of a powerful knee to my stomach. This wasn't looking good for me...
Should I become a patreon? Let me know by leaving a call-in! No really. If you're reading this and don't leave a call-in, Siri will jump you with a mace. Good luck with life! Don't be messy, and leave good call-ins.
Bet ya didn't see this episode coming! Join DJ Moo-Moo as he teaches Malachi Munn a.k.a MC Po-Po how to make a rap song. This episode was a blast to make. Stay tuned for a music video from my YouTube channel "Blimey Cow Fancast"
THE JTF IS GONE! On my personal favorite episode, I explain the changes happening around here! On episode 50, this will be the Blimey Cow Fancast. My sister is a guest host on the show and reviews the latest videos with me. Jerry gets mad at John, that is, until he gets the idea to start rapping! All around fantasticalness.
On this episode, Siri takes over the episode, that is, until Malachi takes it right back. Sam, the co-founder of 4-purpose Energy, gives me a call-in about their upcoming stuff! Also, stay tuned until the very end and you will not be dismayed ;)
BOOM! I'm back! Get ready for Informal Fridays every Friday and Messy Tuesdays every Tuesday!
In today's Informal Friday, I ask an astonished fan of the show if he's Amish! I also share my conversation I had with Jordan about Anchor and chess. This episode is packed so if you want the full experience of awesomeness, quit reading the description and hit play!
Leave a call-in of your own by downloading the anchor app, searching Jordan Taylor Fancast, and clicking send message!
A special thank you to all of you for getting episode #44 on the top 100 list on Anchor!
Today I’m on vacation in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. I hit up a marble slab creamery while speaking in a British accent with my 6 year old cousin. This episode is dedicated to Celestria. I’d like to thank her for the help with my new logo. I am forever in debt to her OCD. 😜
SIRI REALLY DID IT!!! Find out what happened when Josh said "Hey Siri". Batman reviews the lates Messy Mondays video. This is also the closest I'll ever be to Jordan Taylor himself (im on vacation in pigeon forge, tenessee) Dont forget to subscribe if you want to hear the latest and greatest Jordan Taylor news 🤙
Many of you guys wanted to let the world know what you thought about Anchor, and I made your opinions public! I also give advice for improving your Anchor station. Not to mention we answer the most important question of them all: WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!? 🐄😜
On this beautiful and artistic episode of the JTF, Christopher 164 and I talk about the insanity that is anchor. We get upset and end up flipping the listeners off with our PG Christian cuss words! 😝 p.s. no real cursing 😂
I wrote my first song 😲 • BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! • Is Selling Duck Legal in the U.S.? • Call-In Time! • Really, dude?!😛 • This is my favorite compilation I’ve ever done • 😂😂😂 • THIS IS A CODE RED 🈹💔📌 (not a joke) 😐 • moo 😢 will Jordan ever come back to his fans? We can only hope
Smooth Fred just wants to know 👴🏻 • NONONO I’m in a wedding! 👰🏻🤵🏾🙈 • Chick fil a • What's up dude • how to have the PERFECT Chick-fil-a experience! 👌🏆 • I Am Not the One • a special shoutout to NICHOLAS CABALLERO!! 🙏👋🤗 • Smooth Fred signing you off! 👴🏻
Can you tell I took acting classes? • Why I’m crying 😭 + song cover • Call-In Time! • Thanks for the favorite • It’s synonymous 🤒 • Any tips or naw?lol • Wowowowowowowoah • Any tips or naw?lol • 3 tips on how I made it to #3 on Anchor • Smooth Fred hacks into Anchor Talk 👴🏻 • Siri knows her rhymes
I had to shut up Siri (that inappropriate robot 😑) • You’ll never view a call in the same way again 😯 • Call-In Time! • A question that I have been battling • I’m not the smartest person... (YA I AM) 🤫 • A question that I have been battling • This better be good 😐 • A question that I have been battling • Your vocabulary... • You want THE answer? here. 🚬 • Hi Carson 🚗👦 • 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 • The stuff you don’t wanna know... • Did you tho • How to say yes in 10 seconds • Siri is in for a HUGE surprise 😱 • Ty • words just cannot describe 😵
MY CO-OP KNOWS!? 😱😲 • ITS YOUR FAULT CARSON! 😜 • Hecc • Peeps in my co-op have a crush on jordan... 😯 • Going to a tournament in Delaware 🤙😬 • JORDANS MESSYGES IS BACK!!!! • A clip from the messyge • Practicing for my first quiz 😬 • An update and an interview.
a little Andy Griffith today 😏😂😂 • (There’s no such thing as Habakkuk 4 😉) • Welcome thou in! • Thanks dude👍 • You’re screwed 😜 • Thanks dude👍 • Oh dear 😏 • BLASPHEMY 😂 • Explain thyself! 🤨 • Oh ok 👍🤪 • Dooooooode 🤟💪 • Thanks for the favorite👍🏽 • there’sjustnowaythisgirl’sforreal 😐 • I’ve got options! 😯 • 📠📠📠s 🙏🙏🙏🙏 HISTORY • King Kong? • Why.....😂 • I asked her an important question. • Maturity and confidence 🤷🏻♀️ • How I never cracked a smile bewilders me 🤔 • How do I sound? Piraty? Piratey? Pie rat tea? • Anchor Talk ⚓
Sunday Morning! • Time 4 the JTF, America’s #1 Past Time • AND WELCOOOME! • Call-In Time! • Got a couple questions! • Hey yourself see how you like it • Got a couple questions! • Thou shaltest be doth banished 😤 • Got a couple questions! • Great call-in! • Got a couple questions! • Got a couple questions! • Thank you for the favorite 😙😙😙 • 😭😭😭 • Thank you for the favorite 😙😙😙 • Oh my bad 🤗 • Thank you for the favorite 😙😙😙 • I’m Malachi the Virgo wassup • Not a shameless plug • What’s my favorite? 🤔 • EUREKA!! • That's what I'm talking about!!!!! • I just realized I make a terrible Elvis 😞🕺 • I need Siri to feel better!!! • Great job! • a little Andy Griffith today
Smooth Fred!? 👴🏻 • Water, Jordan’s Messyges • PM- Emoji For the episode • Cowses? • PM- Emoji For the episode • Cowses. • PM- Emoji For the episode • Cowses! • PM- Emoji For the episode • Mooooo • Wow 😂😬 • Quick JT update • Talent show stuff... • OMG THIS KID IS 6!!!!! 😳 (listen till end) • The finale • uuh uuh • This went on for 6 minutes!!!! • “Well Done” by Moriah Peters • Bye guys! 👋
Today is all ‘baut me 🤫 • Me and Siri have this awkward conversation... • Left ya on a cliff hanga • Call-In Time! • goshthisguytalksfastohmagoodnesssakes • Shehsje chsjwwk (I spend a lot of time on titles) • Oh and btw... • G-G-G-G-GOTEEEEEEM • Are you a Fireflight fan? • So lemme try and explain this to the feeble minded 😜 • The Big News 😳🤑 • Kansas - Arkansas • MOOOOO
Intro again from Adam • We’re back! (with Ava) 🤒🎉 • Call-In Time! • What a poor simple man 🤷♂️😜 • You’re welcome 😂 • Indecipherable • Do you ever chat with “Lexie”? • Siri tells it to us straight (Ava’s SHOCKED 😳) • Juan take ovar de show 😬😂😂😂 • Not the best Not the worst 😂
THE MOST INSANE POPEYE’S EXPERIENCE! (with dad) • Update on my chessing 😜 • I know your name man • Thanks! 😝 • Thank You! • Thanks for the star hope things get fixed for you • Slaying Through Thanking you for the Fav. Stiletto Cheesez • Thanks for the favorite💃🏽 • That’s what’s up yo 🎶 • Thanks! • Flash out to Jordan fan cast💨 • Should I continue? 😝😜 • Fine! 😬🙁 • A CONFESSIONAL!? 😱 • Wrong name twice.. my bad • Man this episode is PACKED 😂 • Jordan talked about ME? (anchor talk) • I am motivated! 😝 • “Jordan Saved Me, Thank You” (✌️)
Hoping they didn't predict the future . . . • They did 😏 • J.T. WHAT UPPER? • Thank you! 👏🙌 • The pirate and his parrot make a come back! 🙌 • Anchor Talk ⚓️⚓️⚓️ • Bye 4 now👌⌛️ • Goodnight to Good Sisters ✌️🙏
The JTF is back! (And Siri’s not enthused) 😬 • I give life advice (just call me Dave Ramsey Jr. 😝) • Call-In Time! • Ava #ftw • Siri GOES OFF on Free Podcast Host in my sleep! 😴😜🐄 • Josh and the face reveal (sorry I'm late) • 👏👏👏👏 • It’s me • Aaaaaaaay 3rd time’s the charm buddy 😝 • I LOVE JORDAN • Aaaaaay that’s more like it 👌😝 • Anchor Talk ⚓️💥 • Shoutouts! 🤟🎉🎊 • Siri lays the SMACKDOWN with a sick freestyle!
THIS TOOK ME 4 HOURS 😝Thisintrotookmeliterally2hoursimdead 🤣 • Finally a face to go with the voice! • Siri’s so impatient 😝😬 • LET'S GO! 😉 • This Week On The Show! 👅 • ITS FINALLY HERE!!!! 😱😱 • Call-In Time! • IT’S JOSH TAYLOR?!? 😱 • Like I’ll get multiple call-ins 😝😜 • Yo yo • Okay, 1 person 🤣 • blaupunkt • THE HEINOUS BLASPHEMY!!! 😡🤬 • JJT • 😂😂😂😂🙏👏 • Finally a face to go with the voice! • Should I leave my profile pic? • Siri made a demand. Here goes nothing... 🤷♂️ • I say NICE things about Josh 😂👏😉 • Siri’s NOT impressed 👀 • Josh can’t give life advice worth a lick tho
Times up! ⏰ Did you do it!? 😨 • YES!!!! 🎉🎊🎂 (Call-in’s needed! ☎️) • Call-In Time! • But she said I could take it to the bank... 🤣 • Evergreen • Jason? 🤨 • ⚓️on⚓️on⚓️ • Genie-us 😄👏🧞♀️ • 😯🤔🤣 • You got me 😜😉 • Anchor Talk ⚓️ The only news ⚓️ on ⚓️ • Sorry about that • Not my name either 🤣😭👏 • I try to regain some composure to salvage Anchor Talk ⚓️😂👀 • My sister always gets the last word 👀🤙🏽
MY SISTER TOOK OVER!!?? 😱 • Josh Taylor Fancast AND Face Reveal!!?? 😱🙌 • Call-In Time! • I pronounced your name right this time. Keep bringing that heat to your station • Thanks Nico! 🙏 • Just listen • Thanks • Yup 😐 That’s about right 😂 • NEW VID!!! 🎉🎊🔥 • JOSH TAYLOR FANCAST?? 😱 • FACE REVEAL?? 😱 • IT’S ALL UP 2 U!!! 😧🙏 • Shoutouts! • Bye Guys 👋😂 #litteraly30takes
Some HATER calls me the wrong name on PURPOSE again 😂😂 I smash a window with a baseball ⚾️ Anchor Talk ⚓️ & I shout-out with Mr. Thank-you!!#notplannedbutahwell 😉 • Call-In Time ☎️📞 • Call-In Time! • That’s What’s Up! 😝 • this better be good... • Muh-La-Chee • WHYYYYYYYY! 😭😭😭 • 😏 • Shoutouts! 🎉 • Shoutouts! 🎊 • Shoutouts! 🎉 • Shoutouts! 🎉 • Anchor Talk ⚓️⚓️⚓️ • I FOUND HIM!!! 🐄🐄🐄
#10 already!!!! • How could I forget? 😱😑 • Maleah brought me into this... • I was THIS close! 😡😑🧘♂️ • Dr. Malachi 👨⚕️💬 • BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! • ...and if she doesn’t? 🤔 • BIGHEADKID!! 😱😧💣 • Arrrrrrrgh! 🧟♂️⚓️ • Anchor Talk ⚓️⚓️⚓️ • NYE DRUNK PARTAY!! 💪😵🎉 • Shoutout Time!!! 🎊🎉😝🐄 • Shoutout to Celestria • Shoutout to Christopher 164 • Shoutout to Ike Woodard • Shoutout to Josh Taylor • Shoutout to Jordan Taylor • 🧟♂️🐄????????????
😐I should stop😐 • Hello Peoples 👋 • LOVE YOUR STATION♥️😂👌 • How Shameless 🧐🤨😂 • How Shameless 🧐🤨😂 • 😂😂😂 • 😂😂😂 • Not sure why it uploaded twice 🤔 • Dude thanks soooo much!!! • Dr. Malachi with an official diagnosis?! 👨⚕️💬🧐 • ➡️➡️➡️ • Messy Monday’s Clip 😝😄 • GOTEEEEEM • Taylors, Take a Bow! 🙇👏💪🙏 • ✌️ • 🤒😂🐄 • BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW!
JORDAN OR JESUS??? 😱😝😄 • Why choose Jordan or Jesus? Have both! 😂😉🐄 • BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! • Call-In Time! • Hilarious! • Intro...2? • Intro...3? • The vid is out and it is amazingly awesome • I HAVE A TWIN!!!!! 😉😝😄🤔 • GET HYPE! 🔥😝😉😎💪(my review & thoughts) • even I don’t know what just happened... 🤔🤪🧐🤷♂️ • SHOUTOUTS WITH SISTER! 👧🏻🙏🎊🎉 • NYE DRUNK PARTAY!! 💪😵🎉 • -DISCLAIMER- 🐮
BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW? • BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! • Am I Jordan? 💪😄 • Thank you for the favorite • Thanks! • Happy new year • Blimey Cow? • Thank you • Planet call • I’m Not Jordan! or am i? 🤔 • Andy Griffith Theme Song Cover 😝😜😎 • SHOUTOUTS WITH SISTER! 🎉 🎊 • THE SUSPENSE!!! 😨😭😉🙏 • BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! • How to tell a cow pre-lego vs. post-lego 😝🤔🐄
I try to freestyle an intro... 😝🐄🤦♂️ • An intro 😝 LION TAMER 🐈 Call-In 🤔🐄 • Thankyou and Jordan Taylor is awesome • 🙌😭😪🙌 (😐Jew ain’t foolin’ me buddy😐) • Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due 😝😉😏 • Pirates Are So Thoughtful! 🤗⚓️😉 • Anchor Talk ⚓️😝💪 • Merry Christmas to you and family • GOTEEEEEEEM! • shoutout? 🤔 • How to get on the show! (JT NEEDS U!) 😂 • Bye Mateys! 👋
Jordan’s Messyges...? 🤨 • Pilot Malachi? 🤦♂️😝 • Anchor Talk 😝😉 • Blues Clues - My Singing Debut 😂😬😉🎤 • Great poem • Y’all gonna make me tear up! 😝😪😹 • LITERALLY LITTY LIT!!!! JT Vid tomorrow! 🙌😉😱 • the things I do for the fans 🧐😩 • NOT MY IDEA! 😭😭😂 • SHOUTOUT TIME!!!! 🙌😂🐄🎉🎊 • YMCA + JT = 12% Body Fat!!!??? NEWS! 📰🏋️♂️😱 • Good-bye 4 now 👋 (how to get shouted-out!!??) 🎉🎊😜🙌 • My sista goes OFF on the piano 🎹😂😂😂 • U kno what’s comin! 😝🐄🐄
Thanks little sistas! 🙏😝 • Call in Wednesday!! ☎️ • How Positive! I’m Flattered 🤗😝😄 • Well done Malachi! • I Just Wanna Be Like Ike 🎉🎊🙌🙏 • Shout Our To Jordon Taylor Fancast😎🖒🔊📲💻💪💹 • So this happened... 🧐😝😁 • Jordan + Tuesday = ...Messy? • How the JTF saved JT... 😝🙌🐄 • Check it. 😉🙌🤣 • Shoutouts a’ comin! • SHOUTOUTS!!! 🎊🎉🐄😄 • Wrapping up things...? 😄😝😉 • My sister tries an Australian accent!! 😝🤦♂️🐄
Australian eating Blimey Cows? 😨😉🙀 • Top 3!!?? 😱🙏🙌🏻 • MY PARENTS!!!?? 😰😝🙀 • I WANT YOU 👊🙌😉 • Shoutouts! 🎉 🎊 Poem on the way... • MESSY TUESDAYS!!!!!??? 😝🤣 • Jordan Taylor gets HIS OWN POEM!!!??? 😂😄😱 • A Poem 4 JT! 😏🙌🏻😝 • 😄😉🐄
The Taylors are onto us & more! 😱😉 • Whatchu got Josh? 🧐😱 (#23!?) • A question for the JTFC • my response... • Legs??? 😨🧐😉 • JT’s been busy! What’s he been up to??? 😉🤫 • Am I Obsessed? 😰😝 #morelikededicated
Happy Holidays! Today I try my hand at an intro & Jordan himself “joins” the show! Don’t know who Jordan is? No worries! I give a synopsis (homeschool word) on the legend! Yoda? 😰 • Jordan Taylor Himself!!!??? • A New Vid? 😱 • You Haven’t Heard The Good News??!! 😦😰 • HOW COULD THIS BE? 😭😭