Blimey Cow Fancast

Blimey Cow Fancast

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By Malachi Munn
Join Malachi Munn as he explores the latest Blimey Cow and Jordan Taylor videos! With comedic parodies, co-hosts, and a patron's perspective, this podcast is perfect for any Blimey Cow fan. The fans questions are answered and opinions made known. Subscribe for weekly episodes and donā€™t be messy. Have any thoughts or suggestions? Message me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com
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#82 - Podcasting WITH the TAYLOR'S!!! #famous?
The title is no lie! I made a podcast with Josh and Kelly Taylor! Shoutout to Rebekah Martin, Mary Isabella, messy momma, Tyler Minix, Micah Barlow, and Josh, Kevin, and Kelly! Love y'all! My birthday was fantastic and you guys (and others too ;D) made me feel so loved. I worked really hard on this podcast over 2 days and I hope you enjoy it!
12:44
September 15, 2018
#81 - CHANGE OF PLANS! šŸ¤­
We in here. We out there. We everywhere. We lit. We Blimey Cow fans. Get used to it šŸ˜‚
10:31
September 8, 2018
#80 - I Have Come With Knowledge.
I felt like I was swimming in a sea of absolute nothingness. When would this nightmare ever end? I couldn't even tell what was real anymore. Had the fight in the library been real? What about nurse? I tried to move, to hear, to see, to do ANYTHING! But there was nothing. Then, suddenly, I heard a voice. But this didn't sound like the voice of the old lady, it sounded more, well, REAL. "Drew, are you awake?" I tried to sit up to see the speaker, but it was useless. It took all of my willpower just to open my eyes slightly. The light of the room seemed to blind me at first, but I managed to squint enough to make out a silhouette of the woman in nurse's clothes I had seen earlier. She leaned forward and I could see her features now. This wasn't a woman. This was a girl. she couldn't have been any older than me. She looked me in the eyes, her face conveying her concern. "Drew," she whispered. "Don't be scared. We've been waiting for you for a long time. We need your help."
13:37
August 21, 2018
#79 - SHE'S BACK! w/ Ava Munn
I explain Blimey Con, giving birth, and vaping to my little sister all on today's episode! Ava is 10 years old, and helped me review the latest Messy Monday's video. Stay tuned for Informal Fridays, where I discover that my friend living in Australia is actually a Pentecostal just like me!
14:34
August 7, 2018
#78 - Sugar, TV, & Chick-Fil-A w/ AUSTRALIANS! | Informal Friday
It's 10:30 PM while I write this. I'm tired. Special thanks to Ashlyn for already writing the description to episode 80! If you would like to write a short story in the form of episodes 60, 65, 70, & 75, go for it! See ya Tuesday and hope you enjoy this episode!
19:30
August 3, 2018
#77 - Jordan Taylor Built A Working Hovercraft!
THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW! Josh writes his favorite MM this year! Jordan builds a working hovercraft out of cardboard! And Celestria responds to my response to her. It's complicated...
12:00
July 31, 2018
#76 - I'm a Triggered Man (My Response) | Informal Fridays
THIS ONE IS FOR CELESTRIA. My props to Andy Mineo for the intro music. Hope you liked me bleeping out friendsh** XD To watch an awesome music video that made me laugh, go to YouTube and search "I ain't done - Andy Mineo" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jiPj7qjKkc PEACE FOR NOW HOME EEEEES!
17:00
July 26, 2018
#75 - JORDAN JUST HIT 100K SUBSCRIBERS!!!
Several doctors bustled about in my peripheral vison. I lay on a metal operating table, hooked up to a massive machine that sat right under the big screen. "WAIT WHAT!?" My heart starts thumping inside my chest. I turn my head and find at least 10,000 people. As I scanned the crowd I found men, women, children, some had rips in their clothing, all had the same look of pure fear on their faces. Not a smile to be found, just eyes staring at the screen, at me. "Wh- who are you?" I stutter, "And who am I?" An old lady walks up to me and says, "We are the last of the human race, and as for you," She chuckles slightly, "Drew, you're our only hope." She pulls a lever on the machine and walks back to the others. I scream, "SEE YA ON THE FLIPSIDE GRANDMA!" and fall into my thirsty earth. Laughing gas is funny, don't you think?
14:00
July 25, 2018
#74 - JOSH TAYLOR CALLS IN!
Josh calls into the show! Also, John/Jerry/Siri/Batman/Elmo/Obama are ALL in this episode. AND The best Jordan's messyges EVER came out this week, and we learn how to flirt with an introvert. Don't be messy, and leave good messyges.
11:00
July 16, 2018
#73 - Backsliding On Blimey Cow!? // Informal Fridays
Celestria, Christopher 164, Hope in Your Story, Ashlyn, and more! You've called and I've made it public! Stay tuned to the end to hear an up and coming comedian, Jerry!!!!!!!!!!
12:00
July 12, 2018
#72 - I WAS IN BLIMEY COW!!!
I DID IT! Today's episode is all about how I became a part of the latest Messy Mondays on Blimey Cow. Hope you enjoy! Feel free to leave a call-in and I'll air you on Informal Friday's. PEEAAAAAACE!
12:54
July 10, 2018
#71 - Impressions and Adler Davidson
On today's episode, I review a couple vids and become Donald Trump/Barack Obama. No Informal Friday this week. Instead, I'm releasing Smooth Fred's rap to YouTube.
10:21
July 3, 2018
#70 - My First Hater Calls In | Informal Fridays
I woke up, got out of my bed, and killed a box of Lucky Charms. "Thanks Mom!" I exclaim with enthusiasm at no one in particular. I suddenly have an aching desire to play some basketball. I walk outside the house and into the Golden State Warrior's 30,000 seat stadium. After 4.318 seconds a basketball appears into my hand, "Well it's about time". I chuck the ball at a perfect 61.5 degree angle towards the hoop. "Wait a minute," I think, "This isn't me. This isn't me at all." I never did see whether I made that shot...
09:26
June 29, 2018
#69 - Blimey Cow's Secret Video You Can't See. #exposed
Wassup Guys! It's true, Blimey Cow is hiding content from you. It was a blast to be a part of this secret video made for Josh and I hope everyone involved loved it as much as I did. Special thanks to KB for the intro music. PEAAAAAACE!
16:18
June 26, 2018
#68 - Reviewing & Pranking an Online Friend!
WHATTUP ME SAUCE SQUAD! Hope you enjoy the episode. I be releasing once a week now. Unless it's national Lighting Safety Awareness Week. Which is next week, look it up. We out.
11:02
June 19, 2018
#67 - Grandpa Smooth Fred Raps ON THE NEWS!
In today's episode, Smooth Fred is in a local trampoline park with his grandson and a reporter (named Sarah) The reporter asks Smooth Fred how he's so cool and relevant and BOY does he respond. I wrote the rap in under 10 minutes... because the rap i spent 3 hours on didn't work out. But hey, you guys wanted the content and your boy delivered the content. This rap was by request of Ashlyn. See? Winning contests can be fun.
03:09
June 16, 2018
#66 - Contest WINNERS, My New Car, & A Spot of Tea ā˜•ļø
Wednesday is the new Tuesday. I'm lying ;D
10:33
June 13, 2018
#65 - Reactions, Secrets, CONTEST!
When I awoke I found myself tied up in a dark room. At least, it looked dark to me (was this blindfold necessary?). I listened to the noisy clatter of pots being clashed around. "A kitchen," I thought to myself, "I'm in a kitchen." I could hear the sound of dozens of men, women too, whispering seriously to each other. The sounds grew closer until they were right in front of me. They ripped off my blindfold and I saw a beautiful woman in nurses' apparel. "Drink this," she whispered softly but urgently, handing me a flask. I couldn't refuse. I drank with the eyes of everyone glued on me as I drifted slowly away to unconsciousness. Not again...
11:34
June 2, 2018
#64 - Josh Calls Me Out, I'm Racist to the Chinese.
In todays episode, I review Josh's political views, Jordan's advice to an exposed naughty teenager, and the health of Jordan and Sara's marriage after one year. Josh also called me out on his Twitter (albeit indirectly). OnFridaymydescriptionstoryfromafewepisodesagocontinues...
13:48
May 29, 2018
#63 - Going Retro, My S.A.T. Score! (ft. Victoria)
In todayā€™s Informal Friday, I get retro by recording the entire podcast on my iPod, answering your calls! I had a conversation with a filthy rich real estate agent, and my sister shares how terrible her life is. Indeed, the craziest episode ever! Special thanks to Gabe Miller for allowing me to use his wonderful instrumentals in previous episodes and the episodes to come. Check Gabe Miller and the Blimey Cow Fancast channels out on YouTube! And most importantly, special thanks to Jose Santiago for modeling as a mexican rapper for the logo. Adios!
11:41
May 24, 2018
#62 - The Patron
THE EPISODE IS FINALLY HERE! In this episode I share all the inside info on patreon and what rewards I'm receiving. I also review two of the best videos in the world! I love America, but on the 4th of July you'll be lucky if I even wear white shoelaces. Traditions, pschhhhh.
11:39
May 23, 2018
The Patron | Official Trailer
Hope you enjoy Tuesday's episode! Did you like the trailer? Let me know by leaving a call-in! This was a little late in getting out but hey, ball is life.
01:00
May 22, 2018
#61 - Facebook Taking Over Grandma & Drunk Arrest Work Story
If you have trouble sleeping at night apparently warm milk is supposed to help. Honestly I've never heard of anyone that drinks warm milk before bed and I've never done it so it could be a lie. Maybe just stick to Nyquil. I dunno. Feel free to leave a call-in!
10:57
May 19, 2018
#60 - Girl's Hatred, Messiness, and Dave Ramsey
It was still early in the night so I figured I'd get some work done. I was, of course at my usual, spot at the corner table. When I walked in the library was empty, or so I thought. I had been at my studies for almost two hours when I got that feeling again. I wasn't alone. My first hint was from soft footsteps near the fireplace. They were immediately followed by the sound of shuffling near the right. I slowly closed my book but didn't turn around. 3, 4, 5 seconds went by. Then BAM. The first punch was thrown. It landed on my shoulder because I managed to move my head out of the way just in time. Then the second attacker was revealed in the form of a powerful knee to my stomach. This wasn't looking good for me...
10:06
May 14, 2018
#59 - Jordan, S.A.T.'s, and Spending Money
INFORMAL FRIDAY ALERT! Bon appetit. I answer TEN calls from you guys. That's a whole lot... and I like it. This episode made ME laugh. Is that conceited?
10:18
May 11, 2018
#58 - Jordan's Back! (Hiatus Explained)
After 3 weeks of being absent, JT released a video explaining his absense. Hope you enjoy the episode! What did you think about Jordan's video? Let me know by leaving me a call-in!
10:35
May 8, 2018
#57 - Informally Professional (you'll like this) ;D
CAN WE BE PROFESSIONAL ON AN INFORMAL FRIDAY!? Of course, because cows.
10:07
May 4, 2018
#56 - Edgy Kids, Patreon, and a LIVE CALL-IN!
Should I become a patreon? Let me know by leaving a call-in! No really. If you're reading this and don't leave a call-in, Siri will jump you with a mace. Good luck with life! Don't be messy, and leave good call-ins.
10:13
May 1, 2018
#55 - Review, Chess, Homeschool
Let's get classic shall we? An old-timey episode where I review a vid, talk a bit, and then play a classic Tim Hawkins song. Ya don't gotta like it it, BUT YOU BETTER LOVE IT BUDDY!
05:51
April 25, 2018
#54 - Rapping for Beginners ft. DJ Moo-Moo ;)
Bet ya didn't see this episode coming! Join DJ Moo-Moo as he teaches Malachi Munn a.k.a MC Po-Po how to make a rap song. This episode was a blast to make. Stay tuned for a music video from my YouTube channel "Blimey Cow Fancast"
08:34
April 20, 2018
#53 - It's A Great Day To Be Messy
THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW! There's THREE videos to review! John & Jerry both guest star on the show and there's even a moment that made me cry. Subscribe to the Blimey Cow Fancast on YouTube!
07:59
April 17, 2018
#52 - Informal Fridays is BACK, We On YouTube (w/ Siri)
Informal Fridays is here! I answer the listeners many questions and react to some craziness. Also one of my listener took the name of the Lord in vain, at least that's what Siri said. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„
15:03
April 13, 2018
#51 - Interviewing Success, Jordan Taylor's Rap, & DATING!
This title epitomizes everything that has happened in this video. My favorite episode Iā€™ve ever done. Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoy my halftime rap!
19:00
April 10, 2018
#50 - Name Change, Logo Change, Nothin' New.
Welcome to episode 50! I never thought that I would reach such a milestone. Special thanks to you guys for all your support. In this episode I took some call-ins and reviewed the best messyges ever!
10:29
April 3, 2018
#49 - The Final Episode of the JTF...
THE JTF IS GONE! On my personal favorite episode, I explain the changes happening around here! On episode 50, this will be the Blimey Cow Fancast. My sister is a guest host on the show and reviews the latest videos with me. Jerry gets mad at John, that is, until he gets the idea to start rapping! All around fantasticalness.
11:00
March 27, 2018
#48 - Siri Takes Over, Jordan's Friend Calls In!
On this episode, Siri takes over the episode, that is, until Malachi takes it right back. Sam, the co-founder of 4-purpose Energy, gives me a call-in about their upcoming stuff! Also, stay tuned until the very end and you will not be dismayed ;)
07:24
March 21, 2018
#47 - Informal Friday - My New FREE Mic $$$
Malachi discusses how he got a free microphone. But first he defers a couple call-ins to his pastor. What a gentleman.
05:30
March 16, 2018
#46 - Ready? Set. Review!
Malachi reviews the latest Blimey Cow & Jordan Taylor videos in the only way he knows how. This episode is sure to make you laugh. Stay tuned for halftime! Veggie Tales please don't sue me. ;)
12:24
March 13, 2018
#45 - The First Ever Informal Friday! (Kind of Feat. Jordan)
BOOM! I'm back! Get ready for Informal Fridays every Friday and Messy Tuesdays every Tuesday! In today's Informal Friday, I ask an astonished fan of the show if he's Amish! I also share my conversation I had with Jordan about Anchor and chess. This episode is packed so if you want the full experience of awesomeness, quit reading the description and hit play! Leave a call-in of your own by downloading the anchor app, searching Jordan Taylor Fancast, and clicking send message! A special thank you to all of you for getting episode #44 on the top 100 list on Anchor!
10:06
March 9, 2018
#44 - Going Professional (JTF 2.0)
It's amazing what you can get with an afternoon an Audacity. A special thank you to Gabe Miller for the intro. Check him out on iTunes and Soundcloud!
04:08
March 5, 2018
#43 - We Review IT! (featuring a crap ton of peeps) šŸ„
THE VIDEO IS OUT!!! A few hours away from leaving my vacation, I (along with Batman, a preacher, my sister, and my Grandpa of course) review the video for YOU. Enjoy! šŸ˜„
06:50
March 3, 2018
#42 - British Cousins, My New Logo
Today Iā€™m on vacation in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. I hit up a marble slab creamery while speaking in a British accent with my 6 year old cousin. This episode is dedicated to Celestria. Iā€™d like to thank her for the help with my new logo. I am forever in debt to her OCD. šŸ˜œ
10:28
March 2, 2018
#41 - Batman, Vacation, SIRI PROPOSES!? šŸ„
SIRI REALLY DID IT!!! Find out what happened when Josh said "Hey Siri". Batman reviews the lates Messy Mondays video. This is also the closest I'll ever be to Jordan Taylor himself (im on vacation in pigeon forge, tenessee) Dont forget to subscribe if you want to hear the latest and greatest Jordan Taylor news šŸ¤™
06:34
February 26, 2018
#40 - Your Thoughts, Anger, What Does the Cow Say? šŸ„
Many of you guys wanted to let the world know what you thought about Anchor, and I made your opinions public! I also give advice for improving your Anchor station. Not to mention we answer the most important question of them all: WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!? šŸ„šŸ˜œ
15:24
February 23, 2018
#39 - Our Edgy Thoughts on the ā€œAnchor Controversyā€ šŸ„
On this beautiful and artistic episode of the JTF, Christopher 164 and I talk about the insanity that is anchor. We get upset and end up flipping the listeners off with our PG Christian cuss words! šŸ˜ p.s. no real cursing šŸ˜‚
31:34
February 23, 2018
#38 - JORDAN TAYLOR IS GONE! šŸ„
I wrote my first song šŸ˜² ā€¢ BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! ā€¢ Is Selling Duck Legal in the U.S.? ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ Really, dude?!šŸ˜› ā€¢ This is my favorite compilation Iā€™ve ever done ā€¢ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ THIS IS A CODE RED šŸˆ¹šŸ’”šŸ“Œ (not a joke) šŸ˜ ā€¢ moo šŸ˜¢ will Jordan ever come back to his fans? We can only hope
05:54
February 21, 2018
#37 - The perfect CFA experience šŸ„
Smooth Fred just wants to know šŸ‘“šŸ» ā€¢ NONONO Iā€™m in a wedding! šŸ‘°šŸ»šŸ¤µšŸ¾šŸ™ˆ ā€¢ Chick fil a ā€¢ What's up dude ā€¢ how to have the PERFECT Chick-fil-a experience! šŸ‘ŒšŸ† ā€¢ I Am Not the One ā€¢ a special shoutout to NICHOLAS CABALLERO!! šŸ™šŸ‘‹šŸ¤— ā€¢ Smooth Fred signing you off! šŸ‘“šŸ»
05:13
February 20, 2018
#36 - How To Succeed On Anchor
Can you tell I took acting classes? ā€¢ Why Iā€™m crying šŸ˜­ + song cover ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ Thanks for the favorite ā€¢ Itā€™s synonymous šŸ¤’ ā€¢ Any tips or naw?lol ā€¢ Wowowowowowowoah ā€¢ Any tips or naw?lol ā€¢ 3 tips on how I made it to #3 on Anchor ā€¢ Smooth Fred hacks into Anchor Talk šŸ‘“šŸ» ā€¢ Siri knows her rhymes
08:59
February 19, 2018
#35 - BEST CALL-INā€™S EVER šŸ˜±šŸ˜šŸ”„šŸ„
I had to shut up Siri (that inappropriate robot šŸ˜‘) ā€¢ Youā€™ll never view a call in the same way again šŸ˜Æ ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ A question that I have been battling ā€¢ Iā€™m not the smartest person... (YA I AM) šŸ¤« ā€¢ A question that I have been battling ā€¢ This better be good šŸ˜ ā€¢ A question that I have been battling ā€¢ Your vocabulary... ā€¢ You want THE answer? here. šŸš¬ ā€¢ Hi Carson šŸš—šŸ‘¦ ā€¢ šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„ ā€¢ The stuff you donā€™t wanna know... ā€¢ Did you tho ā€¢ How to say yes in 10 seconds ā€¢ Siri is in for a HUGE surprise šŸ˜± ā€¢ Ty ā€¢ words just cannot describe šŸ˜µ
13:43
February 17, 2018
#34 - MY CO-OP KNOWS!? šŸ˜±šŸ˜”šŸ˜œšŸ˜‚
MY CO-OP KNOWS!? šŸ˜±šŸ˜² ā€¢ ITS YOUR FAULT CARSON! šŸ˜œ ā€¢ Hecc ā€¢ Peeps in my co-op have a crush on jordan... šŸ˜Æ ā€¢ Going to a tournament in Delaware šŸ¤™šŸ˜¬ ā€¢ JORDANS MESSYGES IS BACK!!!! ā€¢ A clip from the messyge ā€¢ Practicing for my first quiz šŸ˜¬ ā€¢ An update and an interview.
10:52
February 17, 2018
#33 - A Merry Messy Monday šŸ˜œšŸ˜‰šŸ„
a little Andy Griffith today šŸ˜šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ (Thereā€™s no such thing as Habakkuk 4 šŸ˜‰) ā€¢ Welcome thou in! ā€¢ Thanks dudešŸ‘ ā€¢ Youā€™re screwed šŸ˜œ ā€¢ Thanks dudešŸ‘ ā€¢ Oh dear šŸ˜ ā€¢ BLASPHEMY šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ Explain thyself! šŸ¤Ø ā€¢ Oh ok šŸ‘šŸ¤Ŗ ā€¢ Dooooooode šŸ¤ŸšŸ’Ŗ ā€¢ Thanks for the favoritešŸ‘šŸ½ ā€¢ thereā€™sjustnowaythisgirlā€™sforreal šŸ˜ ā€¢ Iā€™ve got options! šŸ˜Æ ā€¢ šŸ“ šŸ“ šŸ“ s šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™ HISTORY ā€¢ King Kong? ā€¢ Why.....šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ I asked her an important question. ā€¢ Maturity and confidence šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø ā€¢ How I never cracked a smile bewilders me šŸ¤” ā€¢ How do I sound? Piraty? Piratey? Pie rat tea? ā€¢ Anchor Talk āš“
13:16
February 12, 2018
#32 - Sunday, CALL INS! šŸ˜œšŸ˜±šŸ„
Sunday Morning! ā€¢ Time 4 the JTF, Americaā€™s #1 Past Time ā€¢ AND WELCOOOME! ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ Got a couple questions! ā€¢ Hey yourself see how you like it ā€¢ Got a couple questions! ā€¢ Thou shaltest be doth banished šŸ˜¤ ā€¢ Got a couple questions! ā€¢ Great call-in! ā€¢ Got a couple questions! ā€¢ Got a couple questions! ā€¢ Thank you for the favorite šŸ˜™šŸ˜™šŸ˜™ ā€¢ šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ā€¢ Thank you for the favorite šŸ˜™šŸ˜™šŸ˜™ ā€¢ Oh my bad šŸ¤— ā€¢ Thank you for the favorite šŸ˜™šŸ˜™šŸ˜™ ā€¢ Iā€™m Malachi the Virgo wassup ā€¢ Not a shameless plug ā€¢ Whatā€™s my favorite? šŸ¤” ā€¢ EUREKA!! ā€¢ That's what I'm talking about!!!!! ā€¢ I just realized I make a terrible Elvis šŸ˜žšŸ•ŗ ā€¢ I need Siri to feel better!!! ā€¢ Great job! ā€¢ a little Andy Griffith today
13:17
February 12, 2018
#31 - Talent, Other stuff šŸ˜œšŸ˜šŸ˜‚šŸ„
Smooth Fred!? šŸ‘“šŸ» ā€¢ Water, Jordanā€™s Messyges ā€¢ PM- Emoji For the episode ā€¢ Cowses? ā€¢ PM- Emoji For the episode ā€¢ Cowses. ā€¢ PM- Emoji For the episode ā€¢ Cowses! ā€¢ PM- Emoji For the episode ā€¢ Mooooo ā€¢ Wow šŸ˜‚šŸ˜¬ ā€¢ Quick JT update ā€¢ Talent show stuff... ā€¢ OMG THIS KID IS 6!!!!! šŸ˜³ (listen till end) ā€¢ The finale ā€¢ uuh uuh ā€¢ This went on for 6 minutes!!!! ā€¢ ā€œWell Doneā€ by Moriah Peters ā€¢ Bye guys! šŸ‘‹
12:25
February 10, 2018
#30 - (Insert Title Here) šŸ˜‚šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„
Today is all ā€˜baut me šŸ¤« ā€¢ Me and Siri have this awkward conversation... ā€¢ Left ya on a cliff hanga ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ goshthisguytalksfastohmagoodnesssakes ā€¢ Shehsje chsjwwk (I spend a lot of time on titles) ā€¢ Oh and btw... ā€¢ G-G-G-G-GOTEEEEEEM ā€¢ Are you a Fireflight fan? ā€¢ So lemme try and explain this to the feeble minded šŸ˜œ ā€¢ The Big News šŸ˜³šŸ¤‘ ā€¢ Kansas - Arkansas ā€¢ MOOOOO
07:17
February 9, 2018
#29 - Iā€™m BACK (With Ava/Siri)
Intro again from Adam ā€¢ Weā€™re back! (with Ava) šŸ¤’šŸŽ‰ ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ What a poor simple man šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜œ ā€¢ Youā€™re welcome šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ Indecipherable ā€¢ Do you ever chat with ā€œLexieā€? ā€¢ Siri tells it to us straight (Avaā€™s SHOCKED šŸ˜³) ā€¢ Juan take ovar de show šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ Not the best Not the worst šŸ˜‚
08:31
February 6, 2018
#28 - Room Service, Disease šŸ˜³šŸ„
I work for room service šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø ā€¢ Fire Ants ā€¢ What We Gonna Do? ā€¢ Confident but Not Cocky (Preacherā€™s accent) ā€¢ Stories and jokes šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ No Name
06:01
January 31, 2018
#27 - British Doc, Siri, 20k šŸ„
Dr. British Malachi cures the headache šŸ˜ ā€¢ Keep on keeping on āš“ļøšŸ™Œ #respect ā€¢ 20k! šŸ˜³ ā€¢ A little Shirley Temple tonight šŸ˜„šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ Siri + Riddle = Outro... šŸ¤” ā€¢ Sisters make terrible cows šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„
05:34
January 30, 2018
#26 - Co-op, NF, Popcorn šŸæšŸ”„šŸ„šŸ˜
šŸ˜® ā€¢ Sorry momasita šŸ‘¦ ā€¢ Siriā€™s thoughts on today šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ NF and Popcorn šŸæšŸ˜šŸ‘Œ
03:47
January 26, 2018
#25 - I Scored An INTERVIEW! šŸ˜±
We interview a close friend of JTā€™s! ā€¢ šŸ˜°šŸ˜°šŸ˜° ā€¢ How I scored the interview šŸ˜šŸ‘Œ ā€¢ My interview with the co-founder of 4 Purpose Energy ā€¢ Itā€™s a wrap šŸ‘ŒšŸ„ ā€¢ Bro these jokes are CORNY šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£
08:42
January 24, 2018
#24 - probably not worth it šŸ‘ŽšŸ»šŸ„
We in here šŸ˜œ ā€¢ Anchor Talk šŸ‘
03:39
January 20, 2018
#23 - Winterjam! šŸ”„šŸ¤‘šŸ™Œ
My Winterjam 2018 šŸ¤‘ ā€¢ šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘
06:02
January 19, 2018
#22 - POPEYES, my name's not JT šŸ˜­
THE MOST INSANE POPEYEā€™S EXPERIENCE! (with dad) ā€¢ Update on my chessing šŸ˜œ ā€¢ I know your name man ā€¢ Thanks! šŸ˜ ā€¢ Thank You! ā€¢ Thanks for the star hope things get fixed for you ā€¢ Slaying Through Thanking you for the Fav. Stiletto Cheesez ā€¢ Thanks for the favoritešŸ’ƒšŸ½ ā€¢ Thatā€™s whatā€™s up yo šŸŽ¶ ā€¢ Thanks! ā€¢ Flash out to Jordan fan castšŸ’Ø ā€¢ Should I continue? šŸ˜šŸ˜œ ā€¢ Fine! šŸ˜¬šŸ™ ā€¢ A CONFESSIONAL!? šŸ˜± ā€¢ Wrong name twice.. my bad ā€¢ Man this episode is PACKED šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ Jordan talked about ME? (anchor talk) ā€¢ I am motivated! šŸ˜ ā€¢ ā€œJordan Saved Me, Thank Youā€ (āœŒļø)
15:29
January 16, 2018
#21 - Chess, Pirates, Anchor šŸ„
Hoping they didn't predict the future . . . ā€¢ They did šŸ˜ ā€¢ J.T. WHAT UPPER? ā€¢ Thank you! šŸ‘šŸ™Œ ā€¢ The pirate and his parrot make a come back! šŸ™Œ ā€¢ Anchor Talk āš“ļøāš“ļøāš“ļø ā€¢ Bye 4 nowšŸ‘ŒāŒ›ļø ā€¢ Goodnight to Good Sisters āœŒļøšŸ™
05:53
January 16, 2018
#20 - Anchorā€™s broken!? šŸ˜±šŸ˜¢šŸ™
Update on the broken anchor šŸ˜¢ ā€¢ Anchor is back...? šŸ˜¬ ā€¢ SĶ™AĶ™FĶ™EĶ™ AĶ™NĶ™DĶ™ SĶ™OĶ™UĶ™NĶ™DĶ™ ā€¢ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø ā€¢ šŸ¹šŸŒ¬šŸ˜œšŸ™ŒšŸ™
04:33
January 15, 2018
#19 - The JTF is back! (with Siri) šŸ˜¬šŸ„
The JTF is back! (And Siriā€™s not enthused) šŸ˜¬ ā€¢ I give life advice (just call me Dave Ramsey Jr. šŸ˜) ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ Ava #ftw ā€¢ Siri GOES OFF on Free Podcast Host in my sleep! šŸ˜“šŸ˜œšŸ„ ā€¢ Josh and the face reveal (sorry I'm late) ā€¢ šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘ ā€¢ Itā€™s me ā€¢ Aaaaaaaay 3rd timeā€™s the charm buddy šŸ˜ ā€¢ I LOVE JORDAN ā€¢ Aaaaaay thatā€™s more like it šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜ ā€¢ Anchor Talk āš“ļøšŸ’„ ā€¢ Shoutouts! šŸ¤ŸšŸŽ‰šŸŽŠ ā€¢ Siri lays the SMACKDOWN with a sick freestyle!
09:38
January 13, 2018
#18 - JOSH TAYLOR FANCAST! šŸ˜±šŸ˜šŸ„
THIS TOOK ME 4 HOURS šŸ˜Thisintrotookmeliterally2hoursimdead šŸ¤£ ā€¢ Finally a face to go with the voice! ā€¢ Siriā€™s so impatient šŸ˜šŸ˜¬ ā€¢ LET'S GO! šŸ˜‰ ā€¢ This Week On The Show! šŸ‘… ā€¢ ITS FINALLY HERE!!!! šŸ˜±šŸ˜± ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ ITā€™S JOSH TAYLOR?!? šŸ˜± ā€¢ Like Iā€™ll get multiple call-ins šŸ˜šŸ˜œ ā€¢ Yo yo ā€¢ Okay, 1 person šŸ¤£ ā€¢ blaupunkt ā€¢ THE HEINOUS BLASPHEMY!!! šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬ ā€¢ JJT ā€¢ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ™šŸ‘ ā€¢ Finally a face to go with the voice! ā€¢ Should I leave my profile pic? ā€¢ Siri made a demand. Here goes nothing... šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø ā€¢ I say NICE things about Josh šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ˜‰ ā€¢ Siriā€™s NOT impressed šŸ‘€ ā€¢ Josh canā€™t give life advice worth a lick tho
10:53
January 12, 2018
#17 - YOU DID IT! šŸ‘ (Jason!?) šŸ‘€šŸ„
Times up! ā° Did you do it!? šŸ˜Ø ā€¢ YES!!!! šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠšŸŽ‚ (Call-inā€™s needed! ā˜Žļø) ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ But she said I could take it to the bank... šŸ¤£ ā€¢ Evergreen ā€¢ Jason? šŸ¤Ø ā€¢ āš“ļøonāš“ļøonāš“ļø ā€¢ Genie-us šŸ˜„šŸ‘šŸ§žā€ā™€ļø ā€¢ šŸ˜ÆšŸ¤”šŸ¤£ ā€¢ You got me šŸ˜œšŸ˜‰ ā€¢ Anchor Talk āš“ļø The only news āš“ļø on āš“ļø ā€¢ Sorry about that ā€¢ Not my name either šŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ‘ ā€¢ I try to regain some composure to salvage Anchor Talk āš“ļøšŸ˜‚šŸ‘€ ā€¢ My sister always gets the last word šŸ‘€šŸ¤™šŸ½
11:33
January 11, 2018
#14 - Updates, FIRST AD?! šŸ˜±šŸ˜‚šŸ™ŒšŸ„
Itā€™s been brought to my attention šŸ˜® ā€¢ We need ads šŸ˜šŸ™Œ ā€¢ An ad were an ad is due ā€¢ Peace āœŒļø
02:46
January 8, 2018
#13 - Sisters, Face Reveal? šŸ˜±šŸ˜‰
MY SISTER TOOK OVER!!?? šŸ˜± ā€¢ Josh Taylor Fancast AND Face Reveal!!?? šŸ˜±šŸ™Œ ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ I pronounced your name right this time. Keep bringing that heat to your station ā€¢ Thanks Nico! šŸ™ ā€¢ Just listen ā€¢ Thanks ā€¢ Yup šŸ˜ Thatā€™s about right šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ NEW VID!!! šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠšŸ”„ ā€¢ JOSH TAYLOR FANCAST?? šŸ˜± ā€¢ FACE REVEAL?? šŸ˜± ā€¢ ITā€™S ALL UP 2 U!!! šŸ˜§šŸ™ ā€¢ Shoutouts! ā€¢ Bye Guys šŸ‘‹šŸ˜‚ #litteraly30takes
06:50
January 6, 2018
Not today, fellas šŸ˜„
Nononononono not today! šŸ˜
05:35
January 5, 2018
#12 - My Name, Mr. Thank You šŸ„
Some HATER calls me the wrong name on PURPOSE again šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I smash a window with a baseball āš¾ļø Anchor Talk āš“ļø & I shout-out with Mr. Thank-you!!#notplannedbutahwell šŸ˜‰ ā€¢ Call-In Time ā˜ŽļøšŸ“ž ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ Thatā€™s Whatā€™s Up! šŸ˜ ā€¢ this better be good... ā€¢ Muh-La-Chee ā€¢ WHYYYYYYYY! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ā€¢ šŸ˜ ā€¢ Shoutouts! šŸŽ‰ ā€¢ Shoutouts! šŸŽŠ ā€¢ Shoutouts! šŸŽ‰ ā€¢ Shoutouts! šŸŽ‰ ā€¢ Anchor Talk āš“ļøāš“ļøāš“ļø ā€¢ I FOUND HIM!!! šŸ„šŸ„šŸ„
07:30
January 4, 2018
#11 - Food, Cows, & Calls šŸ‘Œāš“ļøšŸŽ‰šŸ„
Inner Tube, anyone? šŸ˜šŸ™ ā€¢ Iā€™m Cool With It šŸ˜Ž ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ Great Station!! ā€¢ DREWSKIIIIII! šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ Me again... ā€¢ Sorry? šŸ˜....nah šŸ˜‚šŸ˜šŸ˜ ā€¢ šŸ„ the perfect joke šŸ§€ ā€¢ ARGGGGGH! āš“ļø ā€¢ Mr. Malachiā€™s Anchor Talk āš“ļøāš“ļøšŸ˜ ā€¢ šŸŽ…āš“ļøšŸŽ‰šŸŽ„ ā€¢ I... rap? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø(SHOUTOUTS! šŸŽŠšŸŽ‰) ā€¢ messyges. ā€¢ Buh-Bye šŸ‘‹āž”ļø
08:48
January 3, 2018
#10 - Analysis, Zombie Cows! šŸ„
#10 already!!!! ā€¢ How could I forget? šŸ˜±šŸ˜‘ ā€¢ Maleah brought me into this... ā€¢ I was THIS close! šŸ˜”šŸ˜‘šŸ§˜ā€ā™‚ļø ā€¢ Dr. Malachi šŸ‘Øā€āš•ļøšŸ’¬ ā€¢ BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! ā€¢ ...and if she doesnā€™t? šŸ¤” ā€¢ BIGHEADKID!! šŸ˜±šŸ˜§šŸ’£ ā€¢ Arrrrrrrgh! šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļøāš“ļø ā€¢ Anchor Talk āš“ļøāš“ļøāš“ļø ā€¢ NYE DRUNK PARTAY!! šŸ’ŖšŸ˜µšŸŽ‰ ā€¢ Shoutout Time!!! šŸŽŠšŸŽ‰šŸ˜šŸ„ ā€¢ Shoutout to Celestria ā€¢ Shoutout to Christopher 164 ā€¢ Shoutout to Ike Woodard ā€¢ Shoutout to Josh Taylor ā€¢ Shoutout to Jordan Taylor ā€¢ šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„????????????
15:20
January 2, 2018
#9.5 - New Year, Messy Monday šŸ„šŸ™šŸ˜
šŸ˜I should stopšŸ˜ ā€¢ Hello Peoples šŸ‘‹ ā€¢ LOVE YOUR STATIONā™„ļøšŸ˜‚šŸ‘Œ ā€¢ How Shameless šŸ§šŸ¤ØšŸ˜‚ ā€¢ How Shameless šŸ§šŸ¤ØšŸ˜‚ ā€¢ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ Not sure why it uploaded twice šŸ¤” ā€¢ Dude thanks soooo much!!! ā€¢ Dr. Malachi with an official diagnosis?! šŸ‘Øā€āš•ļøšŸ’¬šŸ§ ā€¢ āž”ļøāž”ļøāž”ļø ā€¢ Messy Mondayā€™s Clip šŸ˜šŸ˜„ ā€¢ GOTEEEEEM ā€¢ Taylors, Take a Bow! šŸ™‡šŸ‘šŸ’ŖšŸ™ ā€¢ āœŒļø ā€¢ šŸ¤’šŸ˜‚šŸ„ ā€¢ BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW!
09:16
January 2, 2018
#9 - NYE! WE DRUNK FAM! šŸŽŠšŸŽ‰šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»
JORDAN OR JESUS??? šŸ˜±šŸ˜šŸ˜„ ā€¢ Why choose Jordan or Jesus? Have both! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‰šŸ„ ā€¢ BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! ā€¢ Call-In Time! ā€¢ Hilarious! ā€¢ Intro...2? ā€¢ Intro...3? ā€¢ The vid is out and it is amazingly awesome ā€¢ I HAVE A TWIN!!!!! šŸ˜‰šŸ˜šŸ˜„šŸ¤” ā€¢ GET HYPE! šŸ”„šŸ˜šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ŽšŸ’Ŗ(my review & thoughts) ā€¢ even I donā€™t know what just happened... šŸ¤”šŸ¤ŖšŸ§šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø ā€¢ SHOUTOUTS WITH SISTER! šŸ‘§šŸ»šŸ™šŸŽŠšŸŽ‰ ā€¢ NYE DRUNK PARTAY!! šŸ’ŖšŸ˜µšŸŽ‰ ā€¢ -DISCLAIMER- šŸ®
09:41
January 1, 2018
#8 - Big Head Kid, Iā€™M JORDAN?
BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW? ā€¢ BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! ā€¢ Am I Jordan? šŸ’ŖšŸ˜„ ā€¢ Thank you for the favorite ā€¢ Thanks! ā€¢ Happy new year ā€¢ Blimey Cow? ā€¢ Thank you ā€¢ Planet call ā€¢ Iā€™m Not Jordan! or am i? šŸ¤” ā€¢ Andy Griffith Theme Song Cover šŸ˜šŸ˜œšŸ˜Ž ā€¢ SHOUTOUTS WITH SISTER! šŸŽ‰ šŸŽŠ ā€¢ THE SUSPENSE!!! šŸ˜ØšŸ˜­šŸ˜‰šŸ™ ā€¢ BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! ā€¢ How to tell a cow pre-lego vs. post-lego šŸ˜šŸ¤”šŸ„
08:12
December 31, 2017
#7 - Pirates, Anchor Talk āš“ļøšŸ„šŸ˜‰šŸ˜
I try to freestyle an intro... šŸ˜šŸ„šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø ā€¢ An intro šŸ˜ LION TAMER šŸˆ Call-In šŸ¤”šŸ„ ā€¢ Thankyou and Jordan Taylor is awesome ā€¢ šŸ™ŒšŸ˜­šŸ˜ŖšŸ™Œ (šŸ˜Jew ainā€™t foolinā€™ me buddyšŸ˜) ā€¢ Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due šŸ˜šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ ā€¢ Pirates Are So Thoughtful! šŸ¤—āš“ļøšŸ˜‰ ā€¢ Anchor Talk āš“ļøšŸ˜šŸ’Ŗ ā€¢ Merry Christmas to you and family ā€¢ GOTEEEEEEEM! ā€¢ shoutout? šŸ¤” ā€¢ How to get on the show! (JT NEEDS U!) šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ Bye Mateys! šŸ‘‹
12:21
December 29, 2017
#6 - News! šŸ“° YMCA! šŸ‹ļøā€ā™‚ļø & More! šŸ„
Jordanā€™s Messyges...? šŸ¤Ø ā€¢ Pilot Malachi? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜ ā€¢ Anchor Talk šŸ˜šŸ˜‰ ā€¢ Blues Clues - My Singing Debut šŸ˜‚šŸ˜¬šŸ˜‰šŸŽ¤ ā€¢ Great poem ā€¢ Yā€™all gonna make me tear up! šŸ˜šŸ˜ŖšŸ˜¹ ā€¢ LITERALLY LITTY LIT!!!! JT Vid tomorrow! šŸ™ŒšŸ˜‰šŸ˜± ā€¢ the things I do for the fans šŸ§šŸ˜© ā€¢ NOT MY IDEA! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ SHOUTOUT TIME!!!! šŸ™ŒšŸ˜‚šŸ„šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠ ā€¢ YMCA + JT = 12% Body Fat!!!??? NEWS! šŸ“°šŸ‹ļøā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜± ā€¢ Good-bye 4 now šŸ‘‹ (how to get shouted-out!!??) šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠšŸ˜œšŸ™Œ ā€¢ My sista goes OFF on the piano šŸŽ¹šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ā€¢ U kno whatā€™s comin! šŸ˜šŸ„šŸ„
12:52
December 28, 2017
#5 - Call-ins, JT Messy Poem šŸ˜œ
Thanks little sistas! šŸ™šŸ˜ ā€¢ Call in Wednesday!! ā˜Žļø ā€¢ How Positive! Iā€™m Flattered šŸ¤—šŸ˜šŸ˜„ ā€¢ Well done Malachi! ā€¢ I Just Wanna Be Like Ike šŸŽ‰šŸŽŠšŸ™ŒšŸ™ ā€¢ Shout Our To Jordon Taylor FancastšŸ˜ŽšŸ–’šŸ”ŠšŸ“²šŸ’»šŸ’ŖšŸ’¹ ā€¢ So this happened... šŸ§šŸ˜šŸ˜ ā€¢ Jordan + Tuesday = ...Messy? ā€¢ How the JTF saved JT... šŸ˜šŸ™ŒšŸ„ ā€¢ Check it. šŸ˜‰šŸ™ŒšŸ¤£ ā€¢ Shoutouts aā€™ comin! ā€¢ SHOUTOUTS!!! šŸŽŠšŸŽ‰šŸ„šŸ˜„ ā€¢ Wrapping up things...? šŸ˜„šŸ˜šŸ˜‰ ā€¢ My sister tries an Australian accent!! šŸ˜šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ„
09:57
December 28, 2017
#4 - Parents, JT Poem šŸ„šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ™ŒšŸ»
Australian eating Blimey Cows? šŸ˜ØšŸ˜‰šŸ™€ ā€¢ Top 3!!?? šŸ˜±šŸ™šŸ™ŒšŸ» ā€¢ MY PARENTS!!!?? šŸ˜°šŸ˜šŸ™€ ā€¢ I WANT YOU šŸ‘ŠšŸ™ŒšŸ˜‰ ā€¢ Shoutouts! šŸŽ‰ šŸŽŠ Poem on the way... ā€¢ MESSY TUESDAYS!!!!!??? šŸ˜šŸ¤£ ā€¢ Jordan Taylor gets HIS OWN POEM!!!??? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜„šŸ˜± ā€¢ A Poem 4 JT! šŸ˜šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ˜ ā€¢ šŸ˜„šŸ˜‰šŸ„
13:45
December 27, 2017
#3 - Jealous Josh šŸ˜° Busy JT šŸ˜šŸ‘Œ
The Taylors are onto us & more! šŸ˜±šŸ˜‰ ā€¢ Whatchu got Josh? šŸ§šŸ˜± (#23!?) ā€¢ A question for the JTFC ā€¢ my response... ā€¢ Legs??? šŸ˜ØšŸ§šŸ˜‰ ā€¢ JTā€™s been busy! Whatā€™s he been up to??? šŸ˜‰šŸ¤« ā€¢ Am I Obsessed? šŸ˜°šŸ˜ #morelikededicated
10:56
December 25, 2017
Graced by a God, New Vid, Bio!
Happy Holidays! Today I try my hand at an intro & Jordan himself ā€œjoinsā€ the show! Donā€™t know who Jordan is? No worries! I give a synopsis (homeschool word) on the legend! Yoda? šŸ˜° ā€¢ Jordan Taylor Himself!!!??? ā€¢ A New Vid? šŸ˜± ā€¢ You Havenā€™t Heard The Good News??!! šŸ˜¦šŸ˜° ā€¢ HOW COULD THIS BE? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
05:06
December 24, 2017
Jordan Taylor Fans PodcastšŸ‘Œ #1
Welcome! šŸ˜ ā€¢ A Homeschool Fanboy šŸ¤©šŸ˜šŸ˜‚
01:30
December 24, 2017
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