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Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

By Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Blood & Syrup is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers delve into the darkness that is Vampire the Masquerade. When a high-profile assassination leaves Montreal without a vampiric ruler, gangster Ridley Beef (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), detective Everett Fry (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), and inspirational poet Iris Dunn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) - all recently turned Kindred - are sent to establish a new order at all costs, with the help of two ancient vampiric syrup barons! The show is hosted by our Storyteller, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.70 - Leather & Guts

Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade PodcastJun 01, 2021

00:00
01:21:05
2.19 - A Rude Awakening
Dec 14, 202135:12
2.18 - The Asp Protocol
Nov 30, 202147:39
2.17 - That’s When You Knew
Nov 16, 202142:54
2.16 - STAY CALM! STAY CALM!
Nov 02, 202136:03
2.15 - Forward Together or Dead Apart
Oct 19, 202138:46
2.14 - All Hail Lilith
Sep 28, 202133:48
2.13 - Eating Each Other
Sep 14, 202138:50
Update on episode releases for season 2

Update on episode releases for season 2

Hey folx, quick update. For the foreseeable future, instead of weekly releases, B&S will be dropping bi-weekly (every other week). That means there won't be a new episode this week but there will be one on September 14th! AND WE PROMISE IT'S A GOOD ONE!

Sep 07, 202101:24
2.12 - Town Hall Massacre
Aug 31, 202137:05
2.11 - Town Hall Meeting
Aug 24, 202143:28
2.10 - Alabaster Kane
Aug 17, 202148:46
2.09 - The Woman In Black
Aug 10, 202146:05
2.08 - Under Attack
Aug 03, 202151:47
2.07 - Spinning Wheels
Jul 27, 202134:56
2.06 - A Normal Night
Jul 20, 202138:23
2.05 - The Sunset Retirement Home
Jul 13, 202151:27
2.04 - Introductions
Jul 06, 202145:02
2.03 - The Situation
Jul 06, 202129:37
2.02 - Hunger Frenzy
Jul 06, 202133:12
2.01 - Welcome to New Haven
Jul 06, 202153:21
1.70 - Leather & Guts

1.70 - Leather & Guts

The coterie have collected their gear and formed their plans for assaulting Oliver Twist’s. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) determined Dr. Skull could jump between bodies by cutting his head off, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) knocked over a jewelry store with the Bear Boys to get them a supply of silver, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found a dealer and sourced some Drac in case Iris needed to use the demon to save the day. What will happen once the assault has begun? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Jun 01, 202101:21:05
1.69 - Iris Conducts An Experiment

1.69 - Iris Conducts An Experiment

Back together, our coterie’s mission has grown ever-more complicated. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) managed to distract her sire but will soon have to leave to host a tv show, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has the bouchards looking for his mom and looking into Damien Blach, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to talk to Dr Skull before giving up in frustration. What will happen now they need to move on the Orphans? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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May 25, 202142:36
1.68 - The Next Sappho

1.68 - The Next Sappho

At long last, the coterie have been reunited. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) relayed the story of her adventures to the group who had plenty of questions, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) told her what they had been up to before objecting strongly to the idea of killing her stalkers, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was yanked into the morgue by the animated corpse of Dr. Skull who’s desperate to tell him a story. What will happen with Dr. Skull, Iris’s sire and Ridley’s phone call? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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May 18, 202136:12
1.67 - A Complicated Reunion
May 11, 202143:40
1.66 - The Darkness Under The Mountain
Apr 27, 202149:18
1.65 - The Money Pit

1.65 - The Money Pit

Things are getting complicated for the coterie minus Iris. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to talk to Billy Kincaid with the help of the mysterious “Nurse” before finding out the detective was fated to die, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found himself blackmailed by Damian Black who has kidnapped Ridley’s mum. Will the coterie be able to continue their immortal mission now that the people closest to them are in very mortal danger? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Apr 20, 202101:03:58
1.64 - A Stranger Calls

1.64 - A Stranger Calls

With Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) off on their own adventure, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is in search of answers about her ne’er-do-well brother Iggy’s connections to the vampire drug Drac. But first, she must reunite with Emily and get a new lay of the land. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Apr 13, 202141:57
1.63 - A Change In Management

1.63 - A Change In Management

While Iris’s side quest continues, the rest of the Coterie made their way to Billy Kincaid’s hospital.
Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked his way inside while impersonating a surgeon before assaulting a patient to give his companion computer access. Everett (Tyler Hewitt,
@Tyler_Hewitt) found Billy’s room before disguising himself as a nurse to hide his face and forehead bullet wound. They’re closing in on Billy’s room, but what will happen now that a mysterious vampire has seen them? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Apr 06, 202159:32
1.62 - Dr. Beef, Trauma Surgeon

1.62 - Dr. Beef, Trauma Surgeon

While Iris was off on her own side quest, the rest of the Coterie met with Sgt. McGregor in a graveyard. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found out Jocelyn St. James was continuing her vampire killing spree and Billy Kincaide was in the hospital, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made plans to expand his taxi cab empire and impersonate a doctor to get access to Everett’s wounded friend! Can they save Billy Kincaid from the wounds Iris unknowingly inflicted upon her? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Mar 30, 202137:52
1.61 - The Crusade Didn’t Die

1.61 - The Crusade Didn’t Die

While Iris is away on her own side quest, the rest of the Coterie are still recovering from their battle with the Inquisition. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to find a way to accept his life as a Vampire, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got some magic Vampire medication and planned to take out the Orphans, and Harvey got a job working animal control! Can the coterie find the targets they’re looking for before the Orphans start looking for them? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Mar 16, 202145:32
1.60 - The White-Fanged Line

1.60 - The White-Fanged Line

The Coterie have two weeks to get prepared to go after the Orphans. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) began hunting for victims to heal Ridley and suffered a Messy Successy, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reconnected with the Bear Boys who had become the Silver Foxes and sorted out getting his vampire killing gloves! Can the coterie find what they need to take down a vampire biker gang? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Mar 02, 202144:29
1.59 - Hunting & Healing

1.59 - Hunting & Healing

The Coterie sorted out their plans in the morgue they’d been given by Angelo Di Santi. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was concerned about the reach of the Inquisition and suggested laying low, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) laid out a plan to destroy the orphans but needs to be nursed back to health, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is worried about Iggy while the others are worried about her demon! Can the coterie lay low for two weeks to enact their plans, or will things go wrong yet again? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Feb 23, 202153:40
1.58 - Of Demons & Orphans

1.58 - Of Demons & Orphans

The Coterie moved into a new home provided by the mysterious Angelo Di Santi. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) checked Instagram to review the fallout from the Inquisition’s attack on Montreal, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found any moments of tranquility eluding him, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was haunted by the loss of TJ Malone. Will the coterie be able to come up with a plan to defeat the Orphans and steal a strip club? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Feb 16, 202146:20
1.57 - There’s No Place Like Morgue

1.57 - There’s No Place Like Morgue

The Coterie met with the Prince and found themselves a temporary new home. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) agreed to the Prince’s terms to become the Lieutenants of West Montreal, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) rode with Nathan Dinkledorff and ended up growing attached to his new crew member, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) focused on the task at hand as they received new apartments from Angelo Di Santi. Will the coterie finally manage to rest, recover and begin their war on the Orphans? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Feb 09, 202147:52
1.56 - An Audience With The Prince
Feb 02, 202140:50
1.55 - Hunger Dilemma
Jan 26, 202142:21
1.54 - The Socratic Method
Jan 19, 202137:03
1.53 - Elysium At Last
Jan 12, 202101:03:59
1.52 - Faith Hunters
Jan 05, 202145:18
1.51 - Sgt. McGregor
Dec 29, 202038:11
1.50 - Double the Dose

1.50 - Double the Dose

Our coterie have been ambushed by the FBI, CSIS and the Inquisition. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) escaped the bar though he was forced to leave Harvey behind, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was shot in the head and carted off by a mysterious stranger, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) arrived at the scene and is debating taking Drac to save her, unknowing already “safe”. friends! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Dec 22, 202041:35
1.49 - Under Siege

1.49 - Under Siege

It’s the night of Elysium and everything has gone to absolute hell for our coterie. The FBI attacked TJ Malone’s and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) did his best to stealth away from the scene unnoticed, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) prepared for a social event oblivious to her friend’s danger, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was hit with a light grenade before he could escape! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Dec 15, 202042:01
1.48 - Neighbourhood Watch

1.48 - Neighbourhood Watch

The coterie’s night off became a complete and total disaster! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) turned Jocelyn St James into a kindred, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to sort out Everett’s feelings before the vampire hunter turned vampire escaped and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) discovered a demon form when she was ambushed and is hearing a new voice in her head! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Dec 08, 202048:60
1.47 - The Snack Room
Dec 01, 202033:53
1.46 - The Cost of Success
Nov 25, 202035:43
1.45 - G’day St. James
Nov 17, 202035:38
1.44 - The Producers

1.44 - The Producers

The coterie escaped the the club and found sanctuary at Mayday Malone’s before setting off to recover in their own ways! Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is slowly healing while he hunts for a metalworker to make more silver bullets, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) needs to buy new clothes and have his fated meeting with Joslyn St. James, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) was cleared of the murder of Gordon Stevenson and reunited with Emily! What horrible surprise awaits the coterie now that everything seems to be going right? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Nov 10, 202044:20
1.43 - A Debt Repaid

1.43 - A Debt Repaid

The coterie escaped the burning club and made their way back to Mayday Malone’s. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found himself a new victim, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) tried to charm the mysterious Joslyn St. James, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found himself frozen by his morality when facing his own monstrous nature! What will happen now that the coterie have a night off? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Nov 03, 202052:41
1.42 - A Night Off
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