BM&W

the first segment(s) of this podcast was recorded November 3rd, 2022. the last segment on this podcast was recorded November 8th, 2022. we have not had any correspondence with our dear, sweet Grace. Grace sent a response on November 8th, 2022. we are in no condition to read the message at this time. The matter remains undecided. no grace for Grace. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

if you or a family member is struggling with Bm Dependency, we may be eligible for financial compensation. call 1-800-BmBirthday for more information but its actually just a personalized birthday message from Bm. we're having a sale, each letter is only $38 (in this economy?) bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

hey guys... long time no chat believe it or not, the past few months without the podcast felt wrong. although they were more than necessary, both bm and chargul missed the podcast dearly. they missed the connection it gave them to their friends in Texas and Arizona but more importantly, each other. chargul missed her mandatory weekly catch-ups with her best friend Bm and the months without them felt very lonely. but hopefully, the time away can help the girls mend their relationship with the willion dollar franchise that is the BM&W podcast.  

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don't worry guys, we miss you. we'll be back. From the BM&W Archives, bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast

oliva rodrigo shoulda won it all! #robbed bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

here lies the commonly used phrases of Piss, Cum, Munga, Yeah, Go team, and My fault crewmate. may they rest in peace (not piss) bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

I'm going to be honest, you don't need to listen to this episode. this is not even a podcast, its just a jumble of recorded words. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

today week on the cast, the girls finally conclude their argument about Friday's "aditigate." assuring that this would not be their friendship-ending game of risk, thy could move on to more important issues like speedball... and shrek the musical. they also tackle the forbidden topic of a podcast break. also tune in next week for a phrases podcast or another streets podcast, we still haven't decided. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

sorry its late, i was too busy sleeping. catching some shut eye. also watching bb14.

The better podaday to celebrate podcasts. incorporating bm&w classic elements such as muckbang, nails, bm&w jargon, nothing, and astronomicvally long bthan intro. please enjoy as this podcast is able to stand on its own two feet and not be influenced by the lesser, more boring Boy, Oh Boi Podcast.

Kanye spotted with newest Kim lookalike

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for their 100th episode, bm and w have brought back some of their fan favorite guests. bm&w proudly present the 100th mediocre podcast.

BREAKING NEWS: teenagers discover empathy and how it can affect their relationships with other people. bm&w proudly presents a mediocre podcast.

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"keep talking, chargul! we're almost at an hour." bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

Wonder Bread Thin. cumming to a store near you. please everyone go look up @tinyjewishgirl on tiktok. your day will either be ruined or enlightened. if you have a submission for chargul's senior quote, just text her. given bm&w's audience, you probably already have her number. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

TTT idea: students are studying for history when they realize their textbooks are very outdated and problematic. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

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adele, camping, posterior ankle impingement, overnight vet visits, and boolin all in the same episode? what is it my birthday?! even after being put on probation and downgraded to a listener, bm was still able to deliver on the audio malfunction front. w kept hers going even in the wireless environment of a too big, too musty, too unrealistic small town. have a great day and sniff a couple candles. do: look out the window, lay on the floor, think of nothing...don't: all nighters, blue light, cinderblock walls. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast

talking about college without college park bm. really loving this alone time on the podcast. keep it up bm girl! bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

and so the chaos ensues...

choose your fighter: october 2020, chinatown october, broken NCS bm, come on come on come on day, october 2021, sax bm, scary man that haunted bm's intense october. 

if you or anyone you know is suffering from intense october please put their SSN, address, first pet's name, and credit card number (including the three wacky number on the back) in the comments down below. we will make sure they get the help they deserve. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

we are back and better than ever. more costumes for chargul's third favorite holiday. now if you're going to use these costumes, you need to do it correctly. we will know if you don't follow all the rules. they and pissbaby will come for you on our behalf. a boy oh boi podcast can tell you firsthand what its like to beef with us. its not fun. please enjoy the next few weeks of this podcast when the episodes are inevitably bad. we can't do anything about it, that's just how the cycle goes. weeks and weeks of bad podcast and then suddenly a golden age podcast? i've heard through the grapevine that practice makes perfect but honestly, I think it just makes bad. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

BREAKING NEWS: the recording stopped what else do you want us to do? keep going? start over? intro and all? that is just too much work, why would you even suggest that. The easiest thing FOR US is to just say "chest la vie" and let the recording stop. the recording stopping is the among us importer telling us that he is sussy baka imposter sus. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

nothing to say here. go home. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

the recording ended. what else do you want me to say. something chargul did not have time to think about was a dream she had. she was planning homecoming with Richard Gilmore of the infamous tv show Gilmore Girls. it was stressful. a fever dream, literally. the first guy was yelling, the other guy picks up a brick, and you might want to shut the pouch for this one. "alright fatso you want some of this!" bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

the fatal flaw about this podcast is the fact that it's ending. this is it. this is the last one. glad we invented ending podcasts before anyone else could do it first. wait. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast

every week we record this silly little podcast to upload so one silly little person can listen to it, and chargul takes one for the team and edits it, while bm makes her silly little thumbnails. but sometimes, when a podcast is too hard to edit, chargul stops taking one for a team and makes bm edit the podcast. these are the weeks where i hate this podcast. especially this one. why did chargul dox ourselves? and make me take out like two sections of the podcast? and why did she tell all my friends to dox ourselves every 5 seconds??????? and WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THERES A LITTLE BEE VERSION OF CHARGUL IN THE BACKGROUND OF THIS ENTIRE PODCAST. if this podcast goes up not on a sunday no it didn't. you made it up. this podcast is made up in your head. also i think the youtube is messed up but whatever you made that up too i'll fix it later. actually jk i'm not fixing it because it cut off at a funny point, so if youre reading this on the youtube and you for some reason desperately need to listen to this podcast go listen on any other podcast app. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

i won't apologize for the 20 minutes of this podcast where it's just "i love makeup" over and over again. simply suffer. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

why was she even talking about the dentist? and why am i now writing about the dentist? i swear we should really just stop everythi- bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast

lice for life will be my college dorm theme. my door will be rigged so that every time you walk through it, a 5 gallon bucket of lice will be poured on your head. no questions asked.

tan pants are simply khakis

finally, an answer to our second most commented question. bm and chargu decided to talk about why exactly they hate their leo friends. bm ESPECIALLY hates her leo friends, everything she says in this episode is just to save her butt (lol). also, i got some really cool shoes today. i'm calling them my "CS shoes." CS as in curb stomp. they're my curb stomping shoes. where pissbaby at?

this description is for Bm only so if you're not her, close your ears  

hi bm, 

since meeting you, my life has changed in the following ways: I can now confidently say I have a second half, this includes a second family and a second home. I can now say that I know someone else better than I know myself. I can be even more creative than I could have ever hoped on this podcast and every project that has followed. You bring out the brightest, funniest, most best version of myself and make me want to have fun everyday of my life. I hope the next time you eat ladybugs on a stick, there is a perfect ladybug to stick ratio. You deserve it :0 

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if you're calendar says it's leo season, it's not. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

yet another week of bm doing everything in a week and chargul doing absolutely nothing. #normalizecharguldependency. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

this episode was not recorded a week early, you are simply a week late. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

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this is a normal podcast and no one else showed up. why would you even suggest that? gaslight? that's a big word, babe. i'm sorry that you think that something's different when it's simply not...? hyuma? as in hyu-mama love deez nuts?

rising. sun. moon. once these three signs lived in beautiful and perfect harmony. but everything changed once bm&w attacked. now everyone has to  determine what their bm&w astrological big three are. are you a triple bm (non-secret version)? are you an & rising? these are things everyone should know. if we mentioned your big three in this episode of the cast, please correct us in the comments down below. bm&w proudly present a mediocre podcast.

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