The Bottom 5
By The Bottom 5
Like good stuff? Interested in fantastic things? Well you're in the wrong place! From the cynical minds of Giancarlo Altube and Sean Darrow comes The Bottom 5; a list show where we start at the bottom... and work our way down.
The Bottom 5Jan 02, 2018
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01:12:13
Ep. 46 - 2017 in Review
We are back with Bartender Lu, to reflect on the year that was. We go over some of our favorite things that happened during the last 12 months and have some dumb batter, enjoy.
Jan 02, 201801:12:13
Ep. 45 - Apartment Living
We are back again after a short break to break down our thanksgivings, some movies and of course DAD CHAT. After that, we go into the things about be a renter that suck the most, enjoy.
Dec 12, 201757:05
Ep. 44 - Halloween Stuff
We are finally back, and we are have a very loose chat about a bunch of different topics, we also do an impromptu quick hit and a unorganized Bottom 5 list, plus the return of DAD CHAT
Oct 31, 201748:45
Ep. 43 - State of the Pod
We're back discussing the future of the show and the way we will be recording from now on. Plus we do A LOT of Dad chat. Enjoy
Sep 12, 201727:28
Ep. 42 - Band Names
We're back with an in studio episode finally, and we are tackling band names. Over the years people have run out of good ideas of what to call their bands and on this episode we will highlight the worst ones. Enjoy
Jul 25, 201747:03
Ep. 41.5 - Updates and The Lost Episode
We are back this week with a bit of a mini episode. We talk about the issues with episode 41, give some info about whats happening going forward. We also get into a impromptu list and give some recommendations as well, enjoy.
Jul 11, 201731:40
The Rebuttals #3 w/ Nadir Samara
Sean is once again unavailable to pod this week, so I am joined by my guest host Nadir. He is rebutting the cartoon villains list from ep 39. We go off a few tangents and get a little bit goofy. Enjoy
Jun 13, 201753:20
The Rebuttals #2 w/ Blaise from the Dilettante Nomad
Sean is out again this episode taking care of his newborn, I am joined by the power bottom himself. He is giving his version of our catchphrases list. Blaise and I get a bit tangenty and rambley but its a fun ep, Enjoy
May 30, 201757:12
The Rebuttals #1 w/ Andy Hill
This week with Sean on High Alert Baby Watch, we have a guest host on this show, Andy Hill. Andy and I are going to revisit a previous list and he is presenting his Rebuttal for 1 Hit Wonders. Enjoy
May 16, 201747:27
Ep. 40 - Top 5 w/ Bartender Lu
In honor of 40 episodes, were are going positive with another top 5 list. This time we are tackling the best TV theme songs. We are also in High Alert for baby watch, and by the time the next episode airs we may have an new edition to the family. Enjoy
May 02, 201751:07
Ep. 39 - Cartoon Villians
After missing a week, Sean and Gian are back, and they are discussing histories most inept villains from the land of cartoons. Enjoy
Apr 18, 201750:42
Ep. 38 - HairStyles
Sean and I are back, catching up over the last two weeks and discussing our lack of designer knowledge and other nonsense before we break into the horrible hair styles that have plagued our society in the past. Enjoy
Mar 21, 201748:39
Ep. 37 - Sports Logos
Back on track this week with a new pod on time. We are discussing the difference between falafel and baba ganoush, and catch up a bit before getting into our main event, were we are discussing some of the biggest missteps in sports team logo history, enjoy.
Mar 07, 201747:15
Ep. 36 - Best Picture Winners
We are finally back after too long a break, and we catching up and talking about the Oscars. We go over everything happening with This years films as well discussing going solo to the movies. In the main event we go over the films that have won the oscar for picture that in retrospect, maybe don't deserve it so much. Enjoy.
Feb 21, 201751:21
Ep. 35 - Superbowl Commercials
We are finally back after too long a break... again. This week we are talking about The Big Game, going over baby stuff, large predatory cats, I ask questions about my beard and some political talk. But in our main event, we are discussing the terrible marketing ideas that have been used when the most people are watching, Enjoy
Here are the links to the ADs
5-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6OmHbZ2vHs
4-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3NGN4t4hm4
3-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYWUxHLm83Y
2-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F77RBUBlZ80
1-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inB4uInnf4U
Here are the links to the ADs
5-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6OmHbZ2vHs
4-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3NGN4t4hm4
3-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYWUxHLm83Y
2-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F77RBUBlZ80
1-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inB4uInnf4U
Jan 31, 201754:35
Ep. 34 - Guinness Book of World Records, Records
We are coming at you guys this week with what we promised, Guinness records. We also discuss thBoss betting odds, some childhood TV crushes, an undergrumble, Shaq's son, the Hardcover vs Paperback debate and we set our own record, Enjoy
Jan 10, 201743:00
Ep. 33 - 2016 in Review
We return after and extended holiday hiatus and we are breaking format to give our review of 2016. We give our personally favorites of a bunch of categories, including websites, tv shows, purchases, fruits, experiences, movies, podcasts, music and milestones. Enjoy
Jan 03, 201757:31
Ep. 32 - Christmas Traditions
We continue our Christmas themed episodes, this week we are going after some of the things surrounding the holiday that we all accept because of tradition but they definitely need another look, Enjoy
Dec 06, 201642:49
Ep. 31 - Christmas Songs w/ Bartender Lu
This week we go over Thanksgiving and some of the things we did with that, and I slowly fall into madness we discuss Christmas songs that we can do with out, Enjoy
Nov 29, 201644:58
Ep. 30 - Food Mascots w/ Bartender Lu
Bartender Lu is back this week, and Sean and Lu have a big announcement, we also chat about A Rod's future, stroopwafels, we go over words that Sean knows, how much horses are are apart of our lives and Chanel West Coast. Then in our Main Event, we talk about some of the most annoying and terrible mascots that food and beverage companies have presented to the public. Enjoy
Nov 15, 201656:11
Ep. 29 - Board Games
This week we are chatting about what "Do the Right Thing" was really about, the "new" W train, Conan at the Apollo, famous Arts, scrabble, Planet Earth 2 and we look into the SINternet. In our Main Event, we are discussing some of the worst board games of all time, Enjoy.
If you are listening to this the day it comes out, go and VOTE
If you are listening to this the day it comes out, go and VOTE
Nov 08, 201651:23
Ep. 28 - Oops All Host Chat
This we we have a chat about Scrooged, we have an entry into the Sinternet, we discuss whether Kevin James is funny, we recap the Sia concert and the inappropriate adults at the show. We also go on to talk about Halloween and our costumes, Sean's hair, my first concert and we get a visit from Old Man Darrow. And through all of this we forgot to do a list this week so we threw in a quick hit at the end. Enjoy
Nov 01, 201645:00
Ep. 27 - Things About Halloween
This week we are chatting about the elements of Halloween that drive us crazy. We also host chat about the things we did in the week prior and we get a quick return from Old Man Darrow. Enjoy!
Oct 25, 201647:47
Ep. 26 - Music Collaborations
This week we are chatting about some of the worst teaming of artist in music history, there are some real crazy combos in this list. We also argue about the Beach Boys and I rant about racists. Enjoy
Oct 19, 201648:00
Ep. 25 - Conspiracy Theories
We are back this week, after taking one week off. We are discussing the 3rd annual Lupopalooza and how some people don't know how to eat or order food. Then in our Main Event, we go over some of the craziest and wackiest conspiracy theories. This one gets a little odd. Enjoy
Oct 11, 201649:03
Ep. 24 - Minor Injuries w/ Bartender Lu
We are back this week joined once again by Bartender Lu, as we chat about Spiderman, butter coffee, looking like a healthy older man or an alcoholic younger man, a bicycle crash, Lu's crazy relay race and we bring back Quick Hits. Then in our main event we go over the worst minor injuries, these little nagging things that suck a whole lot. Enjoy
Sep 28, 201647:04
Ep. 23 - Drink Trends
We did it, two weeks two shows. This week we chat about how old I feel, Gran Marnier, Sean's random thoughts from his notepad, we go over some corrections before we get into the Main Event for the week, Drink Trends. We discuss the grossest and in some cases outright wrong liguid trends that how happened. Enjoy
Sep 20, 201649:13
Ep. 22 - Things in Nature w/ Bartender Lu
We are back from our summer vacation, and Bartender Lu is back to talk about Her and Sean's trip to the west coast, we chat about some beer and the RHCP. We discuss some under grumblings and road rage, before get into our main event. We go over some of the things in the world that are naturally occurring that drives us crazy. Enjoy!
Sep 13, 201653:10
Ep. 21 - Movie Snacks
This week we discuss Frank Ocean, Kanye, The Daily Show, and Pho. We also go over how old we feel, refined sugar and there is an under grumble adajce. In our main event we discuss the worst snacks to eat at the movie theater. Enjoy
Aug 24, 201645:51
Ep. 20 - Top 5
This week in celebration of 20 shows we are switching it up and making a list on the positive side of things. We list the Top Hip Hop songs from our childhood. We also chat about balloons, the yankees and what are the best birthday years, enjoy.
Aug 09, 201651:44
Ep. 19 - Catch Phrases w/ Bartender Lu
This week we are joined once again by Bartender Lu, and we are talking all about broken bones, canes, thunder sounds, and some purge theories. Lu tells a snoop dogg story and I go over an under grumbling. In our man event we go over so of the worst/ most annoying catchphrases or mottos or sayings. Enjoy
Jul 26, 201649:22
Ep. 18 - Sports Scandals w/ Bartender Lu
This week we are joined once again by Bartender Lu, as we discuss our fourth of july activities and some documentaries before we delve into the wacky world of Sports Scandals. Enjoy!
Jul 12, 201601:00:00
Ep. 17 - Old Wives Tales
We are back this week after going dark last week. We are going to be every other week for the rest of the summer, scheduling has been difficult so this is our solution.
In this weeks show we are talking about Old Wives Tales, the classic stories that have been passed down and make little to no sense. We also chat about motorized scooters, the movie Just One of the Guys and a lot of other nonsense. Plus we Quick Hit Deli Meats, Enjoy
In this weeks show we are talking about Old Wives Tales, the classic stories that have been passed down and make little to no sense. We also chat about motorized scooters, the movie Just One of the Guys and a lot of other nonsense. Plus we Quick Hit Deli Meats, Enjoy
Jun 28, 201646:00
Ep. 16 - Concert Goers
This week we tackle the annoyance that some people make an otherwise great experience that going to a concert is. We also have a chat about a show we went to this week and do a Quick Hit on fruits, Enjoy
Also please sign up for the Pulmonary Fibrosis Walk here is the link
www.firstgiving.com/team/326423
Also please sign up for the Pulmonary Fibrosis Walk here is the link
www.firstgiving.com/team/326423
Jun 15, 201644:43
Ep. 15.5 - Under Grumblings
This is an abbreviated episode this week. We had plans to have a full episode ready to post today but the subway system did not agree. But we do have a quick hit for you good people. We are bak next week with a full episode.
Jun 07, 201605:59
Ep. 15 - Things at a baseball game
This week we are a day late, due to the holiday. But we are discuss the worst part of baseball game experiences. We also have a Quick Hit of body parts, plus we go over Mary Poppins, Dick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore and some birthday talk. Enjoy!
Jun 01, 201646:55
Ep. 14 - Beach Things
This week in preparation of Memorial Day, we are doing beach things. We are listing all the things that make the beach not so great. We are also doing another Quick Hit and we host chat about a lot of other nonsense. Enjoy!
May 25, 201642:32
Ep. 13 - Quick Hits
We are doing something different this week, we are doing what we are calling quick hits. No prep, no research, we give each other a category and we list off. There is also a whole bunch of tangenting and host chat as well. Enjoy
May 17, 201641:45
Ep. 12 - As Seen On TV Products
We are back this week after going dark last week to bring you a fun episode going over some utterly ridiculous products that you can buy. In our Host Chat we discuss some new music that has recently come out and I recommend another podcats, Enjoy!
May 10, 201646:34
Ep. 11 - American Traditions
In this week's show, we have some unfortunate sound issues and i apologize for that. We talk about the new restaurant app and some underground grumblings before we get into our main event. We go over some of the weird traditions and holidays that we all are use to and accept, and we go over the ridiculousness of it all.
Apr 26, 201646:26
Ep. 10 - NBA Chokes
In this week's episode we go over some underground grumblings and we have a call in guest to help retell an interesting story that happened to me last week. In the main event we discuss some of the most painful and terrible choke jobs in NBA history no matter how badly i try to forgot some of them. Enjoy
Ring The Bell - 15:15
Number 5 - 17:11
Number 4 - 20:36
Number 3 - 24:15
Number 2 - 28:13
DMs - 32:43
Number 1 - 36:36
Ring The Bell - 15:15
Number 5 - 17:11
Number 4 - 20:36
Number 3 - 24:15
Number 2 - 28:13
DMs - 32:43
Number 1 - 36:36
Apr 19, 201644:30
Ep. 9 - Fast Food Ideas
The week we end the saga or lack there of with the episode numbering, and I put to bed the meaning of Bi-Annual(see Biennial and Semi-Annual). Also, we go over some underground grumblings, take down Norwegians and we are visited by Southern Jewish Gian. In our main event, we go over some of the worst ideas that fast food companies have concocted over the years.
Time Codes:
Ring The Bell - 11:15
Number 5 - 13:23
Number 4 - 16:22
Number 3 - 19:50
Number 2 - 22:51
DMs - 26:20
Number 1 - 34:57 youtu.be/NjSJj_Pdjys
Time Codes:
Ring The Bell - 11:15
Number 5 - 13:23
Number 4 - 16:22
Number 3 - 19:50
Number 2 - 22:51
DMs - 26:20
Number 1 - 34:57 youtu.be/NjSJj_Pdjys
Apr 12, 201643:23
Ep. 8 - Song Covers
We're back on time this week. Sean and I are discussing the new Pee Wee movie, we go over our dispute of the fan nicknames, I tell another subway story and we dissect archives. In the Main Event we go over some great songs that have been ruined by some horrible versions by some other bands, enjoy.
Time codes:
Ring the bell - 8:21
Number 5 - 10:43
Number 4 - 14:20
Number 3 - 18:16
Number 2 - 23:22
DMs - 28:00
First Worst - 34:40
Time codes:
Ring the bell - 8:21
Number 5 - 10:43
Number 4 - 14:20
Number 3 - 18:16
Number 2 - 23:22
DMs - 28:00
First Worst - 34:40
Apr 05, 201643:26
Ep. 7 - Subcultures
This week we talk about Sean's trip to LA, discuss a scavenger hunt and the prevalence of plastic surgery. after that we talk to Southern Jewish Gian. In the Main Event, we go over some of the absurd subcultures that populate the world. Yes these are all real, no matter how crazy they sound
Time Codes:
Ring the bell - 11:29
Number 5 - 1326
Number 4 - 16:37
Number 3 - 20:39 vimeo.com/23762418
Number 2 - 25:51
DMs - 31:24
First Worst - 37:27
Chat about Phife Dawg - 44:00
Time Codes:
Ring the bell - 11:29
Number 5 - 1326
Number 4 - 16:37
Number 3 - 20:39 vimeo.com/23762418
Number 2 - 25:51
DMs - 31:24
First Worst - 37:27
Chat about Phife Dawg - 44:00
Mar 29, 201647:50
Ep. 6 - 90s Fashion Trends
This week Giancarlo and Sean chat about Haircuts, wetting the bed, running , the worst idea ever, groundhogs day, deadpool and I confuse Chris Klein for Jerry O'Connell. Then in our Main Event we tackle some of the most embarrassing and ridiculous fashion trends that people rocked during the 90s, enjoy.
Time Codes:
Number 5 - 12:40
Number 4 - 15:49
Number 3 - 19:27
Number 2 - 24:23
DMs - 30:00
First Worst - 37:25
Time Codes:
Number 5 - 12:40
Number 4 - 15:49
Number 3 - 19:27
Number 2 - 24:23
DMs - 30:00
First Worst - 37:25
Mar 15, 201647:55
Ep. 5 - Wrestling Promos
This week we chat about Fuller House, burger delivery problems, the use of suspenders and vampire dentists. In the Main Event we tackle the Bottom 5 Wrestling promos to ever happen, listen as we break down some of the funniest and embarrassing moments when wrestlers grab that live mic.
Time Codes and Links:
5(13:37) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA2BQXwlOOE
4(17:20) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=340FMdHj24c
3(21:30) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak
2(26:24) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
DMs - (32:42) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNefExOEEa8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSiChEuTng
1(41:31) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Q4EVpIFIk
Time Codes and Links:
5(13:37) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA2BQXwlOOE
4(17:20) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=340FMdHj24c
3(21:30) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak
2(26:24) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
DMs - (32:42) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNefExOEEa8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSiChEuTng
1(41:31) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Q4EVpIFIk
Mar 08, 201649:53
Ep. 4 - College Shots w/ Bartender Lu
This week we are joined by Sean's wife, as we drink some of the worse concoctions that your typical college kid may order at a bar. Listen to our live reactions to these drinks plus a chat about Peru, enjoy.
Time Codes
Explaination of the main event and shot taking (11:08)
Number 5 (40:52)
Number 4 (42:21)
Number 3 (43:22)
DMs (44:20)
Number 2 (50:16)
First Worst (52:14)
Time Codes
Explaination of the main event and shot taking (11:08)
Number 5 (40:52)
Number 4 (42:21)
Number 3 (43:22)
DMs (44:20)
Number 2 (50:16)
First Worst (52:14)
Mar 01, 201657:36
Ep. 3 - Game Shows
This week we tackle some of these worst game shows to ever appear in the US. We scrap the bottom of the barrell to find these shows that barely were able to to stay on the air for very long, Enjoy!
Here are the time codes and youtube links for each pick:
5 (13:14) youtu.be/-VQn_-EklO0
4 (15:54) youtu.be/7xxrxiEK1HM
3 (19:42) youtu.be/ilj9KY5UQhM
2 (23:22) youtu.be/Xq7_qRdTYew
DMs (29:15) youtu.be/Ri8lxrzjf1E youtu.be/OIvekuIidqc
youtu.be/MgMxO_UBUdo
1 (35:45) youtu.be/g9lQmvyWzj8
Here are the time codes and youtube links for each pick:
5 (13:14) youtu.be/-VQn_-EklO0
4 (15:54) youtu.be/7xxrxiEK1HM
3 (19:42) youtu.be/ilj9KY5UQhM
2 (23:22) youtu.be/Xq7_qRdTYew
DMs (29:15) youtu.be/Ri8lxrzjf1E youtu.be/OIvekuIidqc
youtu.be/MgMxO_UBUdo
1 (35:45) youtu.be/g9lQmvyWzj8
Feb 23, 201643:51
Ep. 2 - Subway People
This week we discuss the disaster that is the people on the NYC subway system. This is a pretty regional specific ep, but I think you guys will still have fun listening. Enjoy
Here are some time codes if you want to jump around
5 - 12;44
4 - 16:08
3 - 20:06
2 - 24:04
DMs - 28:54
1 - 38:55
Here are some time codes if you want to jump around
5 - 12;44
4 - 16:08
3 - 20:06
2 - 24:04
DMs - 28:54
1 - 38:55
Feb 09, 201648:20
Ep. 1 - One-Hit Wonders
Here it is, The Debut episode of The Bottom 5. In this episode we tackle the subject of One-Hit Wonders. We break down some of the worst songs ever to make the Top 40 charts and give you some interesting stats to go with it,along with some dishonorable mentions. Hope you all enjoy!
Here are the Time codes if you want to jump around
5 (9:40)
4 (14:10)
3 (19:49)
2 (26:07)
Dishonorable Mentions (31:29)
1 (35:50)
Here are the Time codes if you want to jump around
5 (9:40)
4 (14:10)
3 (19:49)
2 (26:07)
Dishonorable Mentions (31:29)
1 (35:50)
Jan 26, 201647:15