Boundary Issues
By Boundary Issues
A relationships and dating advice podcast hosted by three charming-adjacent millennials who have seen some stuff.
Email us at boundarissuescast@gmail.com
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Boundary IssuesJul 23, 2021
Boundary Issues Ep 53- Cringe is Alive and Well
Hello again friends, and welcome! This week we have people who tell on themselves in DnD, talk about what our childhood favorite books say about us, and hold an intervention for a young woman who needs to STOP. Pleas reach out to us if you know what Spicy YA Novel Gia was talking about.
Upload schedule may be a little wonky due to Lydia having to remember what a workflow is. Maybe leave us a review on iTunes? 🥺👉👈
Noname's Book Club https://nonamebooks.com/
National Bail Fund Network https://www.communityjusticeexchange.org/nbfn-directory
Boundary Issues Ep 52- Return of the King(s)
WE'RE BACK!! Happy anniversary of the show! Everything we talk about in this episode is parody and/or happened in Minecraft. Please tell us your sex closers.
National Bail Fund- https://www.communityjusticeexchange.org/nbfn-directory
Noname Book Club- https://nonamebooks.com/
Boundary Issues Ep 50- The Big Five-Oh
Greetings dear listeners! Today on this pre-election-results episode we have Hot Gold Tips, a wedding gift fumble, a cursed box full of teeth, and quite possibly the worst anniversary gift ever conceived and put into the public consciousness. This one's wildly NSFW, particularly at the end there, so you'll need headphones (but when don't you?).
Theme Song -- Bad Dates By Theis
Local Mutual Aid Org Database -- Mutual Aid Hub
Undo your -isms reading -- Noname's Book Club
Boundary Issues Ep 49- Naughty Serotonin
Hi folks! This week on the bi-cast we talk nude etiquette, catfishing your own damn spouse, and why hall passes are extremely dumb. We also ask the very important question: What is YOUR naughty serotonin?
Theme Song - Bad Dates by Theis
BLM and protest support - https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
Undo your -isms reading - https://nonamebooks.com/Books
Boundary Issues Ep 48- Biongle
Greetings beautiful people! This bi week we're here to discuss Animal Crossing drama, some real real dumb catfishing, and how scared we are about the Last Airbender adaptation. Bonus this epsiode: Jen eating crunchy snacks right in your headphones.
Theme Song: Bad Dates by Theis
BLM and protest support info: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
Undo your -isms reading: https://nonamebooks.com/Books
Aid for Lebanon: https://helplebanon.carrd.co/
Boundary Issues Ep 47- Wet Ass Pizza
Happy Monday everyone! This episode structure is a little weird because we just kind of fucked around for the first 20 minutes! Today's discussion topics include Why Gamers Don't Deserve Rights, stripper money™, and the most devastating thing that could happen to a teen: Mom Jokes.
Theme Song: Bad Dates by Theis
The awful TikTok Jen showed us -- Watch at your own risk
BLM and protest support info: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
Undo your -isms reading: https://nonamebooks.com/Books
Boundary Issues Ep 46- The Booch Cooler
Hello beautiful people! We're back again on our new upload schedule! This week we bring you tales of Taco Bell woe, the worst weeaboo ever, and kombucha hate. Hope you're all doing well and staying safe.
Aid for Lebanon: https://helplebanon.carrd.co/
BLM and protest support info: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
Undo your -isms reading: https://nonamebooks.com/Books
Boundary Issues Ep 45- "Butter Activities"
Hello beautiful people, we're back again after some time off to bring you: more objectively horrible bathroom stuff! The twist? NOTHING ABOUT POOP THIS TIME! How incredible. Stan Fartwife. If you stick around to the end of the episode, there's a lovely sweet treat!
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Here are the carrds mentioned in the episode:
-blm http://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co
-poland http://lgbtqpl.carrd.co
-trans rights http://trans--rights.carrd.co
-yemen crisis http://yemencrisis.carrd.co
-hong kong http://standwithhongkong.carrd.co
-palestine http://helppalestine.carrd.co
Boundary Issues Ep 44- Uncle Boss
Hello quarantine cuties, this week we're talking STUNTS 4 LOVE, our favorite new scam, and known impracticality of balls. What's the craziest thing YOU ever did for love?
Boundary Issues Ep 43- Millenium Barbie
Folks, have you ever wondered how to tell if your baby is gay? We have one guy's theories on today's episode! We also have not terrible stuff, like how to be a great teen uncle, and childhood gift reminiscing.
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 42- It's Mystery Week
Y'all we hope you're ready for some head-scratchers, because we've got some truly baffling posts for you this week. This Thursday we attempt to unravel the mystery of a man who can't go upstairs, how one person could care so much about clothes, and where the HELL the beans are buried. We love you, stay inside!
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 41- Zoom Your Tits
Hey beautiful people, we're finally back after our quarantine hiatus to bring you more of the Internet's Finest. This week we have a PSA from Cuomo's nipple ring, a VERY SELFISH gf, and a couple of the most wholesome posts you've ever done heard. We love you, stay inside, and wash your hands!
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 40- /r/redditshits
Boy is it becoming hard to focus here at the Boundary Issues HQ with a new Animal Crossing game on the horizon. Come sit with our anticipation, and listen to us talk about a petty proposal, a confused boyfriend, and a sweet baby gay question. HERE COMES EMILY.
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 39- My Shitty Valentine
Happy discounted chocolate WEEK nerds, today we've got a recap of some truly terrible Valentine's Day situations, we talk about Sonic, AND we've got a true treat, a listener submission!!
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 38- Le Petit NÜT
Wow another one where it's basically all nightmarish! This week we're regretting our general body of work, working through some truly gross and funny body fluid stuff (CW: semen talk), and trying to escape the specter that haunts us all: Baby Nut. We love you!
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Side note: we lost Gia's audio for the first question, which is why it's just Jen and Lydia talking for that one.
Boundary Issues Ep 37- Phasers Set To Love
This week is a nice balance between some of the most wholesome content we've had to date, and also competitors for the worst Reddit posts in the month of January. Come with us on a walk back to Boundary Issues Poop Corner, Jambien talk, and a live Pornhub investigation. This one is headphones only, folks! (as if all of them aren't)
CW: Poop, incest, porn play-by-play
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 36- SEXT ME YOU COWARD
We're starting off this New Year with a bang, everyone. This week we talk about ghosts, season 2 of Temptation Island, and a truly horrifying story about a man and his teddy bear. Welcome to the next decade!
Boundary Issues Ep 35- Do You Wanna Go Mono?
Happy Honda Days folks! Here's to kicking 2019 right in its stupid ass as we bid it goodbye. This week we're talking about taking back our power, navigating where to spend the holidays, and a really tragic missed opportunity for a monorail joke. We love you! Remember to always kiss the homies.
Boundary Issues Ep 34- Been Waiting For A Bad Man
Grab your holy water and rosary of choice, it's this episode!! Better late than never right? Gather 'round our friendsgiving table as we discuss computer parts, misplaced good intentions, and the best way to announce your celibacy.
Boundary Issues Ep 33- Pure Office Rage
Howdy folks! We've got everything from Bigfoot to the worst HR pest you've ever heard of. We also discuss the best way to spend your cheating husband's money. Lend us your ears, and hang on to the mine cart.
Boundary Issues Ep 32- The Scam Is Coming From Inside The House
Okay y'all, we SWEAR we're back on a regular schedule this time. ON THIS BI-WEEK we bring you a listener submission, tales from a syrup dictatorship, and talk about the ways Facebook betrays us with embarrassing stuff. Do YOU know who you're really texting?
Boundary Issues Ep 31- Randy Desert Energy
We're gonna call this one a WHOOPSIE release because this was supposed to go out last week! Lydia just got too excited and turned into dust before they could edit the episode. In this bite-sized snackisode, we talk about a magical restaurant scam, a horrifying virginity ritual, and the best PowerPoint presentation ever, objectively.
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 30- Thirty, Flirty, Thriving
God we're so CLOSE to Wasteland Weekend, and it is clear that we have checked out emotionally of our lives. Fortunately, we managed to find some good good content such as: a boyfriend who is jealous of a cat, a no-shit local cult, and possibly the best wedding/sister relationship ever. Happy bi-week!
Theme song: Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 29- Unreasonable Feelings
We're back from vacationland with tales of language barriers, and fresh new internet nonsense. Discussion topics include STUPID DUMB BOATS, podcast guest woes, and a girlfriend who is actually a mongoose. And hey, anybody got weirdly specific kinks? Jen's back on that.
Theme song -- Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 28- Your First Time
We're coming in HOT, FAST, and SPICY on this newest episode. And, predictably, the oh-so-timely memes have already expired because we had to record a week early. Join us on a whirlwind tour of underwear judgement, an upsetting Horse Fact™, and Normie Meme Corner.
Theme song -- Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 27- The Subs Have Unionized
Welcome back to another beautiful bi-week! This time we're talking about when it's okay to ask for exclusivity in a new relationship, a troubling obsession with Dave and Buster's, having gay sex when you're deffo straight, and a real-life horror movie that happened to a person.
Boundary Issues Ep 26- Alpha and Omega Dad
We premier our second season with the best new Facebook group ever, A Group Where We All Pretend to be Boomers. Lydia learns about Midsommar. Gianna talks about getting slimed. Jen ruins the mood a touch. Who's the daddy now?
Many thanks to our lovely intro submitters, and thanks everyone for listening for a whole year! We couldn't do it without you all.
Theme song -- Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 25- Full 'Tude Nude
Welcome to summer you beautiful people, and sit with us as we discuss some of the pettiest nonsense ever on today's episode. On the docket is a potential dog sitter/thief combo, WEDDING SABOTAGE, and the etiquette of giving an anonymous gift. Don't forget to submit your questions for our one-year anniversary!
Theme song -- Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 24- Major Issues and Powerful Gifts
Welcome back to another bi week where we kick things right off with the best thing ever to come out of Porn Twitter. We also talk about meat servings, lost wizards, and how to break bad news to a friend. Come give yourself a little taste of delirium.
Theme song -- Bad Dates by Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 23-- Gay Aunt Collective
Well, we had a really nice and semi-normal episode last time, so naturally we gotta kick off this bi-week with some scatological relationship woes. We also talk Gay Aunt Archetypes, read listener questions, and discuss dropping obscene cash to look like a total Chad.
Theme Song-- Bad Dates by Emily Theis
Boundary Issues Ep 22- My Daughter Treebeard
We have a very special guest episode this week with Emily Theis, the wonderful creator of our shiny new theme song Bad Dates. We ask her to be our mom for a minute, inquire about her creative projects, and have her weigh in on our usual brand of nonsense. You can find Emily's music everywhere you listen to tunes, and can purchase the EP Casual on her Bandcamp! And you can find all of her other creative projects like the Breakup Survival Guide at her website. Links all below!
Website - http://emilythe.is/
Bandcamp - https://theismusic.bandcamp.com/album/casual
Noodle's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/noodle_pup/?hl=en
Boundary Issues Ep 21- Triplets, Ghosts, Not Real
Welcome to another bi-week, where your favorite(?) podcasters tackle mutual proposing, making a dating profile for Jen, working with different expressions of genitalia, and the nerd media wasteland that the three of us are currently living in.
Boundary Issues Ep 20 - Ladies Night
CW: sexual assault and body grossness
Oh boy, we hope you're ready for a wild one today folks! Today we have the many handed consent condom, a bougie bridezilla, and some casual biohazards in the name of art and pranks. Come, join us in the horror and hilarity!
Boundary Issues Ep 19- A Dick Down For The Ages
Jen, Gia, and Lydia are back -- this time with news of newly-single ghost bachelors, long-distance relationship problems, and an ever so thoughtful listener checks in with us over how our New Year's resolutions are going..
Boundary Issues Ep 18- The Runway to Beavertown
It's a SLEEPY one today folks, as we recorded past our geriatric bedtime of 8:00 PM. We talk about what our versions of Eat, Pray, Love look like, fluctuations in being motivated to date, and Lydia passes on some wisdom from The Youngest Brothers McElroy.
Boundary Issues Ep 17- Pasta Crimes
Well folks, the podcast goblin done got us and deleted two of our hosts -- so bear with us as we talk about unintentionally slandering our mom, getting mad over a four-year-old's gift, and a Dear Listener trusting us with giving advice to them on a very big thing!
Boundary Issues Ep 16- Corn Pollector
You ready for some good body noises? Two thirds of us are sick on this excellent episode, but that doesn't stop up us from reacting in horror to the magnificent garbage fire that is Temptation Island, discussing all the ways you can say an ex's name, and what pranks you shouldn't pull when in a car accident.
Boundary Issues Ep 15- "Screaming Tubes Of Meat"
Howdy folks, come listen in on this fresh episode where we talk about how Zac Efron is not, in fact, Ted Bundy. We also poll our twitter followers to see what is definitively unsexy, and design bespoke Tinder profiles for our moms.
Boundary Issues Ep 14- Come Get in Our Hot Tub
Hello again, and welcome to episode 14 of Boundary Issues, where we talk about making a pro/con list for someone you're dating, religious hallucinogenic experiences, and who is, in fact, on Facebook these days. Come listen, relax, and let all your feet down.
Boundary Issues: Origins
Happy New Year, everyone! In this episode, we talk about our moms' ideal partners for us, pigeons on the subway, and tell the full story about how the three of us came together to form the incredibly powerful being that you know today.
Boundary Issues Ep 12- CHRISMIS TIIIME
Hello fellow young people, we hope your holidays are merry! For this week's quasi-Christmas episode, we talk about horrific mother-in-laws, how to handle when a man acts totally normal after being rejected, and a gift that kept on giving -- until Gianna had something to say about it.
Boundary Issues Ep 11- Tuscany Arizona
CW for sexual misconduct/assault talk.
Boundary Issues Ep 10- Swedish Horse Mafia
CW: potential/nebulous animal abuse scenario (the cat is alive and OK)
Boundary Issues Ep 9- From the Beginning, I Was Sinning
Boundary Issues Ep 8- Do the Lump n' Slut
Join us this episode as we talk about post break-up self-care, take a dive into the "freshest" Facebook memes, and read a Very Special Listener Story.
Boundary Issues Ep 7- Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Straight Man Wall!
Join us for a recap of Wasteland Weekend, setting and dealing with crossed boundaries, an update from Clamboy, and your bi-weekly Tinder Forecast.
Boundary Issues Ep 6- Manic Pixie Polycule
CW: Dealing with trauma, SA, feets
*we're not really grossed out by feets stuffs, do you boo-boo
Boundary Issues Ep 5- The Status Quo Down Below
IT'S FINALLY THE BI WEEK! Join us as we go over some light Dog Theory, some more IRL Dick Pic Discourse, and a fun podcast Mad Lib! Also stay tuned to hear about what terrors we are to sleep next to.
Check out these funny mans from Edenburg or whatever the fuck that place is www.zachandviggo.com/
Tea and Consent (A good good suggestion and a good good watch)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbei5JGiT8
(written version here) rockstardinosaurpirateprincess.com/2015/03/02/consent-not-actually-that-complicated/
Boundary Issues Ep 4- Sexual Encounters of the Third Kind
Boundary Issues Ep 3- Let Me Troubleshoot Your Dick
Indie Get Low Boys: twitter.com/1mastad0n/status/1025929959255285760
Wanna learn more about Love Languages? www.5lovelanguages.com/
Critique my Dick Pic (CAUTION- whole ass dicks abound) (for the art snobs among us): critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/
CW: alcohol/drinking, unsolicited dicks, sex and swear words