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Brain Dribble — Comedy Podcast

Brain Dribble — Comedy Podcast

By Tyler Damsma

I just like playing with words.
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Sick and Tired — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #91

Brain Dribble — Comedy PodcastJan 05, 2024

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Sick and Tired — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #91

Sick and Tired — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #91

God had no idea humans would eclipse him when they invented improv comedy.


00:00 Intro / Backed Up

02:25 How to Start Your YouTube Channel in 2024

17:01 Doctors

21:56 The Motherland

24:13 Improv is Better than God

27:01 New Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle Specials

35:09 The Future of the Pod

38:12 Tom Segura / Andrew Schulz / Out of Touch Comedians

Jan 05, 202453:02
Drake is Mr. Worldwide (ft. Eamonn Timoney) — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #90

Drake is Mr. Worldwide (ft. Eamonn Timoney) — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #90

You should have to be married to a man to be a male gynecologist.

00:00 Intro / How's My Driving?
02:50 Drake is Mr. Worldwide, not Pitbull
04:30 Skrewball Rejected Me
05:18 Coming in the Air Tonight, Like Steve-O
10:39 A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's Kid
11:45 All Doctors Are Creepers
14:56 Celibate / NoFap
17:33 We're Done With OnlyFans, Guys / ASMR
21:51 Asian Baiting / Drake Goes Asian
23:04 We Are Netflix
24:50 Essential Christmas Movies
25:25 Luh Tyler / Breaking the Law as a Minor
27:09 Poo Face Slap / Cat Poo Coffee
31:23 Creative Ways to Pass On
34:30 Jack in the Box / Shadow Band
37:51 Music
39:38 When's Morgan Freeman gonna die?
40:44 What would you do with a couple arms?
42:25 Getting Cancelled
43:30 Matt Rife
46:07 Can't Twerk / Pegging
49:43 Eating Glue
Dec 22, 202355:23
Trauma Tier List — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #89

Trauma Tier List — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #89

Green numbers on a screen give me validation that I didn't get from my father.


00:00 Intro / Fires / Santa Lore

03:19 "The Needy"

05:03 The State of the World / Candles

07:32 YouTube Addiction

07:57 Letterman Jacket

08:59 Bring Back Pen Pals

09:50 Impulsively Hopping on a Train to "Find Yourself"

11:21 24 Year Olds are Still Kids

12:15 What it Means to be a Podcaster

14:29 Escaping the Matrix with an AI OnlyFans Model / Podcast Junkie

16:12 Going to Jail to Acquire Skills

19:18 Trauma Tier List

23:33 Not Everything Has to be a TikTok Clip

26:40 You Are Not Your Thoughts

27:37 New Year's Resolutions

Dec 15, 202332:37
Drug Test Chicken Little (ft. @DanaCMYK) — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #88

Drug Test Chicken Little (ft. @DanaCMYK) — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #88

I've heard of Seinfeld.


0:00:00 Intro / Jobs 0:01:13 Circus Cat and Mouse Show 0:02:41 Dana's Secret Adventure Time Project 0:09:10 Chicken Little was on Steroids 0:14:15 How To Boil an Egg? 0:17:57 Prince! 0:20:33 State Fair / Testing a Roller Coaster 0:22:23 Artificial Intelligence AI / Futurists / Skillshare 0:24:25 Eyebrows / Thief Barber / Haircuts are Dry Cleaners 0:26:55 Tyler1 Headphone Dent / League of Legends / Stardew Valley / Zork 0:30:46 Autumn Pile of Leaves / Murder Mystery 0:33:54 Would You Rather: Burn in Fire or Get Beaten 0:34:53 Being Eaten as a Dying Wish 0:40:39 Impractical Jokers 0:41:19 Subway Coupon 0:44:19 Russian Experiments / Destroying a Horse 0:52:48 Audio Atmosphere / Anthropomorphic Smash or Pass

Dec 08, 202301:13:60
Jack 0ff All Trades — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #87

Jack 0ff All Trades — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #87

I might gouge my eyes out to save my love life.
Dec 07, 202341:18
Puddle of Cuṃṃ — Brain Dribble #86 (ft. Andy Liriano & Brandon Cintron)

Puddle of Cuṃṃ — Brain Dribble #86 (ft. Andy Liriano & Brandon Cintron)

I made a beat with my prostate and sold it on DatPiff. She f*ckin' hates me! What about fiveskin?


00:00 My Car Has a Gas Leak

04:39 Cosplaying as a Surgeon

08:54 Kit Kat / Snapple

13:24 Serving Sizes / Sports

20:30 McDonald's Grimace Lore

23:06 Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave / Mr. Bean

24:25 Chris Hanson / To Catch a Predator

25:00 Logan Paul vs. Dillon Danis

26:09 "Get a Load of This Guy"

28:00 Stone Cold Steve Austin Works at Cold Stone Creamery

29:02 Yankees / Baseball

30:16 Elon Musk / Neuralink / Tesla / Puddle of Mudd

36:26 Joe Rogan Shoots an Arrow at the Cybertruck

37:47 A+ Blood Test

41:37 Gay Son or Thot Daughter?

43:00 Scientology / Baba Yaga / 2012

48:08 SMURFED / BLACKED

49:39 Kareem Crashes the Pod

51:32 My Gay Rap

Nov 17, 202301:01:06
My Big Mucus Monster — Brain Dribble #85

My Big Mucus Monster — Brain Dribble #85

We're back, and the disrespect is at all time highs as Tyler describes how he does not care about world news. You can be killed at any second... so far so good.


00:00 I Don't Care

05:08 What Kind of Motivation?

07:46 Hospital Bombing / Terrorism

17:42 I'm Suing My Throat / My Lungs Stink

23:12 I Should Cook...

25:47 Internships

31:26 Mucus Rain

Nov 10, 202335:54
5 Crannies and a Crill — Brain Dribble #84 (ft. Andy Liriano & Brandon Cintron)

5 Crannies and a Crill — Brain Dribble #84 (ft. Andy Liriano & Brandon Cintron)

00:00 Intro / What is a Cranny?

02:47 Free Prosthetic Limbs

19:35 What Money is Used For

21:37 Cloning Yourself With Dead Cells

Nov 18, 202201:04:35
Overdose on Life — Brain Dribble #83

Overdose on Life — Brain Dribble #83

00:00 Intro / Sharp Callouses

00:57 Why is it Called Thirsty?

11:46 Getting Too Personal

15:40 Recall on Noses

21:01 Social Media

34:26 Bullying is Good


Nov 04, 202253:42
Tuna Salad Rocks My World — Brain Dribble #82

Tuna Salad Rocks My World — Brain Dribble #82

00:00 Intro / Getting Called Stupid  

05:22 Kanye on Lex Fridman

16:38 Walking with Eyes Closed

18:55 White Culture is Nonexistent

28:58 Choking and Drowning

32:24 The Internet Should Be 21+

37:59 Life's Goal to Get Cancer

Oct 28, 202241:52
Jeffrey Dahmer WASN'T REAL! — Brain Dribble #81

Jeffrey Dahmer WASN'T REAL! — Brain Dribble #81

00:00 Intro / Insomnia is Good

04:40 Good at Driving 

06:41 I Wish I Was Gay

09:04 Jeffrey Dahmer

24:12 Dust

26:46 Dominos Sh*ts

29:42 The "Ick"

46:33 Embrace The Incel at Heart

Oct 21, 202256:38
Imbue the Tortilla With Your Thoughts — Brain Dribble #80

Imbue the Tortilla With Your Thoughts — Brain Dribble #80

00:00 Intro / Public Toilet Seat

04:57 No Language / Hiring a Hitman

11:18 Psychology / Astrology

22:10 Banned on TikTok LIVE 

27:22 Dropping the Soap / Tortillas

35:01 Operation Catch-Up

36:45 Olive Garden First Date 

44:34 Bad to the Vein

48:38 YouTube "Documentaries"

Oct 14, 202253:05
Quick Turnaround Time — Brain Dribble #79

Quick Turnaround Time — Brain Dribble #79

00:00 Intro / Light Pollution

02:25 Volunteer Firefighters

10:53 "Be Yourself"

14:11 Quick Turnaround Time

16:58 Roman Numeral Tattoos

Oct 07, 202226:24
Air Pills, For Queefing — Brain Dribble #78

Air Pills, For Queefing — Brain Dribble #78

00:00 Intro / Cat Calling

07:43 Liquor Slogans

11:37 Posthumous Fame

13:47 Lactose Intolerance

19:18 Congratulating an Age

23:40 Waking Up Early

24:49 A Line

25:34 "Hunky Dory"

26:57 What is Barstool?

27:24 "Too Much"

29:17 Want to be WANTED

Sep 02, 202230:51
Dr. Frankenstein Fell Off — Brain Dribble #77

Dr. Frankenstein Fell Off — Brain Dribble #77

00:00 Starbucks Interaction

10:10 Capitalism

12:02 Gnats

17:09 Dairy Queen Blenders Sound Like R2D2

38:11 Crypto is Dead

39:37 There's No Finish Line

43:42 Why Bella Poarch is Famous

48:06 Playing the Lottery is Selfish

50:38 My Superpower

51:40 Eyeball Queef

Aug 12, 202255:32
Don't Be a Hero — Brain Dribble #76

Don't Be a Hero — Brain Dribble #76

We're in the closet this week. Coming out as weird may have been a mistake.

Aug 05, 202240:16
Coming Out... — Brain Dribble #75

Coming Out... — Brain Dribble #75

...as weird.


00:00 Intro / Coming Out

04:16 Mail With Sensitive Information

12:48 Plastic Straws

14:25 U2 Started the #MeToo Movement

18:46 "I Don't Believe in Guns"

23:27 It's the Thought That Counts

29:35 "Break a Leg"

31:04 Commando / The Last Straw

43:21 Projecting and Gaslighting

Jun 24, 202251:56
This Little Piggy Went to Denny's — Brain Dribble #74

This Little Piggy Went to Denny's — Brain Dribble #74

Sick and tired of these YouTube "special"s talking about covid and cancel culture.


0:00:00 Intro / I'm Dumb

06:59 Steak "Well Done"

12:23 Are we on the same page? 

16:40 YouTube Specials

Jun 10, 202254:14
Life is Chaos — Brain Dribble #73

Life is Chaos — Brain Dribble #73

Tyler talks about guns. Yaaaay!


0:00:00 Intro / My Ass

03:49 Guns

36:25 People are Dating ALL WRONG!

39:56 A Haircut Made Me Question My Sexuality

44:02 I Drink Coffee For Headaches

47:12 Ricky Gervais: SuperNature

54:29 Why You SHOULD Die.

Jun 03, 202257:47
Social Cue Olympics — Brain Dribble #72

Social Cue Olympics — Brain Dribble #72

We need a social agreement to tell people when they smell.


00:00 Intro / Heat

02:48 Overpopulation

07:08 Allergies

09:13 Sweat / Body Odor

14:23 You Can't Google Some Things

18:35 Taking Care of Elders TikTok Account

20:17 White Culture

23:48 Accidentally Talking to Yourself in Public

29:50 My Day Starts When I Wake Up

May 27, 202233:03
Blonde Pubes — Brain Dribble #71

Blonde Pubes — Brain Dribble #71

Tyler talks about the new Kendrick Lamar album, Trader Joe's, and getting ready.


0:00:00 Intro / Trader Joe's

0:04:45 The Goal of Life: Getting Ready / Momentum

0:09:27 Traditional Success and Pride

0:12:33 Kendrick Lamar: Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers 

0:38:55 Snapchat Bots

0:44:23 "My Better Half"

0:48:23 My Hair Looks Dead

0:52:44 Tyler Damsma's Special

0:57:29 Bahama Breeze / Olive Garden

1:00:00 I'm Glad I'm Not THAT White

May 16, 202201:04:53
We're The Big Kids — Brain Dribble #70

We're The Big Kids — Brain Dribble #70

When you're a kid, you always looked up to the big kids. But what happens when you become the big kid? Where do you go from there?


00:00 Intro / It's NOT Winter

06:25 My Body is Picky

08:14 WTF is Dirt?

13:53 We're The Big Kids

21:14 What Medium Did You Use?

22:52 I'm a Dad

27:06 Seeing People You Kinda Know

31:53 Dream Logic / Earwax

41:11 Getting into the Headspace

43:24 How to "Stay Hungry"

May 07, 202247:25
Fallen Beef Tips — Brain Dribble #69

Fallen Beef Tips — Brain Dribble #69

I bought a shirt from an ad and it was just a blown up image printed. You could see the f**kin’ pixels, dude.

00:00 Intro
01:17 I Bought an Ad
04:32 Having a “Type” / Rejection
10:41 The “One”
14:14 Relationship Insurance
18:02 Illegal Name Change
22:31 Life Insurance
25:22 Fallen Beef Tips with Human
34:07 Unfortunate Kinks
38:41 Library Celebrating 100 Years
41:56 Synesthesia / Mental Illness
55:21 Fire Spreads Through Peer Pressure
Apr 28, 202259:26
Encore at a Baseball Game — Brain Dribble #68

Encore at a Baseball Game — Brain Dribble #68

Pride is just being in denial of your wasted time.

00:00 Lean Into Discomfort

11:19 "I should've said..."

16:04 Dunkin Got Rid of Hazelnut Swirl

21:04 DoorDash Anything, Anywhere

31:45 I'm Jealous of Women

36:53 Baseball is Primitive

Apr 22, 202246:18
Heroin Laced Bagel — Brain Dribble #67

Heroin Laced Bagel — Brain Dribble #67

The biggest gaslighting of all time is eating a poppy seed bagel.

0:00:00 Intro / Sensory Deprivation

0:07:15 Testing Positive For Heroin

0:16:59 Self-Descriptive Words

0:18:27 Driving is so Stupid

0:30:18 Answering Questions About Your Life

0:40:20 People in Commercials Are Too Happy

0:47:50 Family Photo at a Train Station

0:48:42 Computers And Procrastination

0:53:29 Signatures

Apr 15, 202201:05:37
Joe Rogan's Elk Cubes — Brain Dribble #66

Joe Rogan's Elk Cubes — Brain Dribble #66

"Extreme Home Makeover was the original Mr. Beast."

0:00:00 Intro 

0:00:46 Twinkle Toes

0:10:26 Dwayne, The Rock Johnson

0:12:19 Fitness YouTubers' Elbows

0:15:07 I Leave the Light On

0:17:15 TikTok was the Start of WWIII

0:18:18 Delinquent Teachers

0:22:27 How To Win ANY Argument

0:24:19 Elk Cubes 

0:29:03 Infits

0:29:45 America's Funniest Home Videos was the Beginning of the End

0:39:57 The Cutoff for Fat Acceptance

0:41:37 My Rules For Life

Apr 08, 202201:04:18
I quit.

I quit.

it's been real, peace

Apr 01, 202233:56
I'm Such a Bottom — Brain Dribble #64

I'm Such a Bottom — Brain Dribble #64

0:00:00 Intro 

0:05:42 Quitting Smoking / Vaping

0:16:27 Virgin Mary and Jesus

0:22:44 Calculating Tip

0:26:38 Artists Are Human Sacrifices

0:35:31 Faux Motivation

0:37:39 Showers Are Scary

0:42:42 I Want Physical Contact

0:55:35 Come Into MY Life!

0:58:30 Nature VS Nurture

1:06:07 Tinder Sucks (AGAIN)

1:17:25 The Internet Makes Competition Seem Hopeless


Mar 25, 202201:20:36
Putin is TRANS! — Brain Dribble #63 (ft. Jared Miller)

Putin is TRANS! — Brain Dribble #63 (ft. Jared Miller)

There's a lot going on in the world. Ukraine is a country. That's really all I know.


0:00:00 Intro

0:01:32 See Your Pee

0:04:20 The Shape of the Earth

0:07:31 Blue Man Group

0:10:27 Our Friendship

0:11:58 Filling The Void (in your *ss)

0:17:57 The Most Unique Stank

0:21:16 Jared's Funny Story

0:31:45 "Bobs..."

0:32:40 Putin Is Transitioning

0:36:12 UroClub

0:48:52 Falling Asleep When Hanging Out

0:51:08 Why Jared Hates Me

Mar 18, 202201:01:08
Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Meat Straw — Brain Dribble #62

Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Meat Straw — Brain Dribble #62

On today's episode: gold encrusted soup, collecting body stuff, and creating a synthetic hole next to your a**hole.


0:00:00 Intro / Eating Too Much

0:04:01 (Seasonal) Depression

0:10:52 "Tear You a New One"

0:23:23 "Bust Your Balls"

0:30:36 Sweaty Palms

0:35:58 Collection of Body Stuff

0:44:08 Taking Things

0:52:02 Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Meat Straw

0:55:43 Rich Things

Feb 18, 202201:04:31
The Secret to Crispy Jizz — Brain Dribble #61

The Secret to Crispy Jizz — Brain Dribble #61

On today's episode: I turned 23, Jesus owns the Chum Bucket, a woman freaks out at a truck stop Wendy's. 


0:00:00 Intro

0:02:13 The Best Birthdays

0:04:17 Winter Voice

0:09:31 Jesus Is Trying to Steal Your Soul

0:12:06 If I Wasn't An Artist

0:15:25 Florida Truck Stop Wendy's

0:25:28 Double Meanings / Placebo

0:30:03 Eye Discrimination

0:33:38 Imagining Feelings

0:36:29 Nothing Happens in Vermont

0:39:37 10 Years On YouTube

0:41:30 No One Has Their Sh*t Together

0:44:15 Can You Wheeze Through Your Nose?

0:47:17 RuneScape Stunted My Growth

0:54:16 24 Hour Fitness

0:57:57 You Are Not Your Thoughts

1:01:03 I Wanna Cut Off My Pinky

Jan 28, 202201:04:22
I Want To F*ck Chili's, The Franchise — Brain Dribble #60

I Want To F*ck Chili's, The Franchise — Brain Dribble #60

On today's episode: arson is easy, my "vacation", and car accidents.

00:00 Intro

07:46 Putting Pressure on Yourself

17:51 Pride vs. Shame

22:12 Fireworks / Arson

25:17 Car Accidents

31:14 Ignorance Causes Racism

42:20 Arguing Over What You Said

43:47 My Vacation

50:37 The Joke is The Truth

51:56 We're Having Moments

Jan 14, 202201:04:30
BEST OF 2021 (Episodes 32-59 Highlights)

BEST OF 2021 (Episodes 32-59 Highlights)

You can read, right? The title explains all. You simply cannot put it into more descriptive verbiage.

Jan 07, 202201:06:58
Mr. Beast Breaks Into the Mint — Brain Dribble #59 (ft. Someone)

Mr. Beast Breaks Into the Mint — Brain Dribble #59 (ft. Someone)

On today's episode: we're all time traveling, drinking coffee while eating pizza, and when do you get bored of p*ssy?

Dec 17, 202101:09:16
Homeless Cuisine — Brain Dribble #58

Homeless Cuisine — Brain Dribble #58

On today's episode: egg browns and bone flutes, displacing native phlegm, and rejection.

00:00 Intro / Chinese Food

02:31 I'll Try Anything

07:34 Turning Yourself into a Bird

10:25 Wood Playgrounds

12:10 I Went on a Date

15:57 Art is Alchemy

17:45 Parallel Thinking

20:08 Social Anxiety

22:51 I Went to the Mall

30:29 Picking Your Nose

Dec 03, 202140:56
My Truth (Letting it Out) — Brain Dribble #57

My Truth (Letting it Out) — Brain Dribble #57

A cathartic rant describing the ruminations I struggle with, the intrusive mantras that inform my personality, and how the pandy felt like divine intervention, flipping everyone's world just like mine had been in the 6 months leading up to it.

Nov 20, 202121:47
Travis Scott Dances on Graves — Brain Dribble #56

Travis Scott Dances on Graves — Brain Dribble #56

Don't you dare take a stranger's photo, or god forbid you let a stranger take a photo of YOU! You're gonna hand them your phone? What are you, r-worded? It's either you give them your phone or you give them your phone number and they just... have a picture of you now. Personally, I am fine with neither.


00:00 Intro

00:11 Planned Obsolescence

06:14 Burning Calories

11:33 Journaling

12:55 Couples on Hikes

16:02 Stop Going on Hikes

17:50 Not Together Yet

22:59 Too Many Memories

25:05 Not YOU Yet

26:17 Morning Mouth

31:40 Travis Scott Concert

34:55 Loving Celebrities

Nov 12, 202137:26
White Food is Loveless — Brain Dribble #55

White Food is Loveless — Brain Dribble #55

00:00 Intro

00:25 Halloween is not Happening

03:16 (Not) Getting Blood Work Done

06:14 Loud Vehicles Sound Like Spaceships

07:04 Piss Rain

12:37 Holding Pee

16:01 After You Touch Yourself

18:29 Toilets With Torque

23:15 Deviated Septum

25:14 Humane Way to Die

27:59 Spicy Food

32:02 White Food is Loveless

35:36 Hikes Are Ruined

36:30 Open The Left Door

40:56 Is It Mold? 

Oct 29, 202144:35
Gabby Petito Had it Coming — Brain Dribble #54

Gabby Petito Had it Coming — Brain Dribble #54

I had one rule: I would never try White Castle or watch 2 Girls 1 Cup. I broke that one rule.


00:00 Intro

00:55 Trying White Castle For the First Time

12:16 Wet Socks

17:21 Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie

22:45 Arranged Marriages

24:07 Snapchat "Born Different"

26:45 Volkswagen "Punch Buggy"

30:41 Prodigies Don't Impress Me

33:17 We're All Just Winging It

36:54 Overthinking... Just Start


Oct 08, 202147:12
Ass Peoples — Brain Dribble #53

Ass Peoples — Brain Dribble #53

Why do statue makers love crafting children's balls? Why don't  ped*philes look at statues if they like children's d*cks so much? All  this and more in this latest episode.


00:00 Intro

04:23 Why Are Statues Nude?

10:30 Social Anxiety

17:22 Self Confidence

22:17 Everything Hits at Once

28:08 THIS WILL MOTIVATE YOU 

47:54 Deforestation: COMING SOON!

50:50 How to Cut Down Social Media Usage

Sep 24, 202156:35
How To Fix Your Life — Brain Dribble #52

How To Fix Your Life — Brain Dribble #52

00:00 Intro

01:38 The Truth About Climate Change

09:58 Do Disabled People Get Mad at Fat People?

12:55 Your Life in Thirds

17:40 David Choe / Finding Your Sense of Play

27:23 People Who Bring You Down

31:00 Financial Independence and Ego

38:57 Setting Your Pride Aside

41:48 Getting Banned on RuneScape

Sep 17, 202145:15
Sweet, Thick, Nutty Milk — Brain Dribble #51

Sweet, Thick, Nutty Milk — Brain Dribble #51

This is an open letter to Def Leppard: happiness does not come from drowning in sugar. "Oh, pour some sugar on me, then I'll be okay." So just open a sugar packet and pour it on your head? THEN WHAT?


00:00 Intro

02:00 Sugar/Hazelnut Creamer

08:34 Contradictory Questions

10:30 I NEED SOMETHING!

15:11 Normalize Joking About Everything

16:25 Dedicating My Life to Jokes

17:58 Being Offended is a Choice

20:11 Making Content Out of Fear

22:46 If a Tree Falls...

27:30 I'm Awkward

29:22 I Don't Like Texting

Sep 03, 202132:52
A Kiss Under the Dingleberry — Brain Dribble #50 (ft. Eamonn Timoney)

A Kiss Under the Dingleberry — Brain Dribble #50 (ft. Eamonn Timoney)

The future is fun! School is really just daycare, so let 'em run free! Give your son meth.


00:00 Intro

10:34 Hypothetical Questions

21:41 Genetically Mofidied Foods

35:24 Dingleberry

39:36 How Far Humans Have Come

41:01 School is MOSTLY Babysitting

47:10 Inc*st/Pedo Defenders

49:20 Pokemon Class

52:41 New VS Old Entertainment

Aug 13, 202158:59
Jeff Bezos: Increase Your Feet — Brain Dribble #49

Jeff Bezos: Increase Your Feet — Brain Dribble #49

Jeff Bezos has got the codes! He could do it if he wanted to. I need him to make my feet bigger so I can wear the oversized shoes I bought. Also, bring back toe socks. Those are cool.

00:00 Intro
04:10 ASMR/Whispering
10:51 Mailmen Should Have Sirens
16:55 Every Rule Has a Story
22:12 Amazon Doesn't Exist
29:31 Toe Socks
32:40 The Tapeworm Sings!
36:08 Mike's HARDER??
37:32 Cheating on Tinder
40:53 Ice Cream/Mint
Aug 06, 202149:15
Dog Ethnic Cleansing — Brain Dribble #48

Dog Ethnic Cleansing — Brain Dribble #48

Love could be around any corner, including behind a post-it note on your webcam. Take it off and let your FBI Agent into your life and heart.


00:00 Intro

03:41 FBI Agents

14:50 Fake It Till You Make It

17:16 We Need to Fix Dogs

27:25 Be Outside

33:50 Dogs are Kinda F*cked Up 

34:50 I'm Biracial

38:51 Dogs Never Grow Up

41:24 What Else Would I Do?


Jul 23, 202144:33
Frank Sinachos — Brain Dribble #47

Frank Sinachos — Brain Dribble #47

Tyler talks about living your truth (the one you made up), joking about insecurities, and how life will f*ck you in the ass.


00:00 Intro

02:35 Quench Your Health

04:52 Believe What's Most Fun

10:29 Learn Alchemy or Die

20:15 Push It Down

24:51 Joking About Insecurity

29:42 I'm Done With Politics

33:01 Life Will Give it to You

40:15 Take it Or They'll Give it to You

42:08 Humans Overcorrecting

45:44 Diamond in the Rough

52:07 Avoiding Nostalgia

53:22 "You Can Be Anything You Want"

54:32 Think Less, Do More

57:30 Emotional Punching Bag


Jul 09, 202101:01:46
Homeless Man Eats a Shower — Brain Dribble #46

Homeless Man Eats a Shower — Brain Dribble #46

00:00 Intro

07:14 Improv Sentences

10:52 Sick of Food

16:46 Road Trip

21:37 Small Towns

24:31 Cities / The West is Scarce

28:39 Humidity / Overcast

32:15 Where is Home?

35:19 Fake Nature

38:23 Patience

40:58 RuneScape is Life

43:50 I Wanna do Improv More

45:17 Outro

Jul 02, 202147:00
A Dog's Purpose (is to Die) — Brain Dribble #45

A Dog's Purpose (is to Die) — Brain Dribble #45

Tyler talks about some stuff I guess I don't have time to do the description lalalalalala

Jun 04, 202147:13
I Just Wanna Be Peed On — Brain Dribble #44

I Just Wanna Be Peed On — Brain Dribble #44

Tyler talks about bones in food, and some other stuff that are supposed to be jokes, but probably fall flat. But who even cares, you'll listen if you want to. Who am I to tell you what to do? That being said, be sure to rate this podcast according to how you truly feel, because I can handle it.


00:00 Intro

00:37 Is Haiti Denmark?

04:15 Bones in my Mouth

12:50 Oops, I'm 50!

15:35 One Meal a Day

19:34 "5 Minute Read"

22:31 Messy Organized

24:36 Church / Fast Food

27:15 Day 1 of Keto!

30:19 Dads, Small Talk, and Trump

35:05 Negative Affirmations

39:48 B*tch Sounds

42:00 C0V1D DIDN'T DO ENOUGH!

May 14, 202146:13
My 30lb Lip Life — Brain Dribble #43

My 30lb Lip Life — Brain Dribble #43

Tyler talks about gay poop, body modifications, and committing to things.


00:00 Intro

01:51 Gay Piece of Sh*t

05:50 My 30lb Lip Life

08:20 Body Mods

15:12 Humans are an Experiment

24:31 For the Sake of the Conversation!

25:33 The Loudest Introvert

28:53 Coping with Minimum Wage

35:32 You Could Abuse Someone

38:03 Dedicating My Life to Silly

44:10 Have a Structure

45:30 Mental and Physical Health

51:00 Commitment

Apr 30, 202101:03:19