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The Brandonian Doctrine

The Brandonian Doctrine

By Brandon Wilson
Short musings from a contrarian mind
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101 Best of Part 2
Part 2 of the best clips of The Brandonian Doctrine
09:32
September 20, 2020
100 Best of Part 1
As a capper to Season 1, this is Part 1 of a compilation of the best bits from The Brandonian Doctrine
09:08
August 30, 2020
99 Tickets
"Tickets! Tickets!"
02:20
August 13, 2020
98 My voicemail box is full
This is what I've always wanted my voicemail message to be.
02:10
August 5, 2020
97 The 33 Percent Rule
A rule for relationships
01:44
July 30, 2020
96 No is an acceptable choice
Just say no applies to more than just drugs.
01:20
July 29, 2020
95 Busy is a decision
Are you pretending to be too busy? That's your choice.
01:38
July 28, 2020
94 Money back guarantee
I don't want my money back. I want the product/service to work as advertised.
01:25
July 27, 2020
93 Milk is a gateway food to bad eating
For me, milk does NOT do a body good.
02:03
July 24, 2020
92 Internet's down!
Sometimes the internet goes down and sometimes it doesn't. 
03:13
July 22, 2020
91 Getting less but paying more
So much for the trend of bigger is better.
01:43
July 21, 2020
90 My ode to pizza
For all the pizza lovers out there.
03:55
July 17, 2020
89 Finishing what you started
What's this "never quit" mantra I hear so much about?
02:09
July 16, 2020
88 Momentum in three's
On momentum, success, decision, and action
01:29
July 15, 2020
87 When the day starts
Hint: It's NOT when you wake up in the morning.
01:15
July 14, 2020
86 Knowledge is not power
Knowing is not enough.
02:26
July 13, 2020
85 Dad humor
My attempt at some dad humor.
02:15
July 10, 2020
84 Three check month
Has anyone else experienced the three-check month phenomenon?
01:25
July 9, 2020
83 A relatively healthy young man
"What would you say to someone who is bleeding from four different places on his body at the same time?"
01:48
July 8, 2020
82 Work messaging
Microsoft Teams is the latest program. Do we need another one?
01:43
July 7, 2020
81 Weddings
Should weddings be put on hold while we sort out this pandemic?
02:51
July 6, 2020
79 A man going into a women's restroom
True story. Part 1.
01:46
July 1, 2020
78 Titles don't matter
I don't care about your title.
01:52
June 26, 2020
77 Putting all your eggs in one basket
One source of income is a bad idea.
02:03
June 25, 2020
76 Tide Epi pen
A new invention that combines life-saving with convenience.
01:46
June 24, 2020
75 Reverse dialing
A technique for dealing with telemarketers.
01:22
June 23, 2020
74 Lessons learned
What's the point of lessons learned if no one learns the lessons?
00:59
June 22, 2020
73 Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day!
01:16
June 19, 2020
72 The Turkey Bacon Hypothesis
I'm either going to eat the real deal or go without. No turkey bacon.
03:17
June 18, 2020
71 BOGO
Buy one, get one. What happened to 2-for-1?
01:02
June 17, 2020
70 I'll see you on Sunday
Direct threat or harmless reminder?
01:17
June 16, 2020
69 Three sneezes
Beware that third sneeze in a row.
01:48
June 15, 2020
68 Escape rooms
Do not invite me to one.
01:50
June 12, 2020
67 A Look-see
Have a look-see.
01:12
June 11, 2020
66 Friendly reminders
Maybe it's time for unfriendly reminders instead.
01:07
June 10, 2020
65 A drink coaster has two jobs
Any drink coasters that do not fulfill these two jobs are out!
01:24
June 9, 2020
64 Grocery shopping tips
Let's explore some grocery shopping tips and see if they are all that valuable.
02:36
June 8, 2020
63 Link in the bio
I don't have time to go searching for links on Instagram.
01:27
June 5, 2020
62 Dining out
Ready to go out to eat? There's going to be some changes.
01:26
June 4, 2020
61 Linked In notifications
If you have a job, are you spending any time on Linked In? 
02:27
June 3, 2020
60 Content recommendations
I don't need content recommendations.
01:10
June 2, 2020
59 Text marketing
Enough of advertising in text messages. Who's with me??
01:30
June 1, 2020
58 The T-shirt from Boston
Can you tell I'm an introvert?
01:23
May 29, 2020
57 First time in management
Some advice that I got when I took my first management position.
01:12
May 28, 2020
56 HBO Max
Maybe it should be called HBO Lax.
01:30
May 27, 2020
55 Trust the sender
Do you trust the sender of an email when the sender is you?
01:33
May 26, 2020
54 Be neighborly
What does it mean to be neighborly?
01:03
May 25, 2020
53 Getting robbed blind
Always keep an eye out.
00:52
May 24, 2020
52 Face masks revisited
Anyone else tired of face masks already?
01:45
May 23, 2020
51 Light mayo
Mayonnaise fans, this one's for you.
01:55
May 22, 2020
50 Why do we call them toiletries?
Aren't these items used at the sink instead of the toilet?
01:35
May 21, 2020
49 Headspace app for free
Who are the best beneficiaries of this free service?
01:41
May 20, 2020
48 Teeth whitening products
Teeth whitening products are easy to find. What about teeth staining products?
01:33
May 19, 2020
47 Election polls
Stop wasting my time with meaningless polls and hypothetical stories. Who cares!
01:52
May 18, 2020
46 Walking for your health
Simply taking a walk sounds easy right?
01:48
May 17, 2020
45 Celebrating birthdays
Let's remember to focus on our priorities right now.
02:25
May 16, 2020
44 Commercials for prescription drugs
I'm tired of these commercials.
01:26
May 15, 2020
43 Peach cobbler
For all the people who like cobbler.
00:56
May 14, 2020
42 Papa Murphy's Pizza
Who is buying Papa Murphy's pizzas??
01:42
May 13, 2020
41 Applaud our appliances
Thanking the unsung heroes in our households.
02:10
May 12, 2020
40 Donation for the troops
This is a vintage episode reminding me of the good ol' days of traveling.
01:35
May 11, 2020
39 Cold cough drops
Who knew cough drops could be so funny?
01:23
May 10, 2020
38 Thong diaper
Some ideas are simply absurd.
00:52
May 9, 2020
37 Amber alerts
What exactly am I supposed to do when I see an amber alert?
01:21
May 8, 2020
36 Menu items have changed
Who keeps changing these?
00:57
May 7, 2020
35 Sorry I was talking on mute
Ok time to call out these people.
02:55
May 6, 2020
34 Paid to do nothing
The CARES Act has some unintended consequences.
01:54
May 5, 2020
33 I don't watch Jeopardy
Anyone else annoyed by this?
01:20
May 4, 2020
32 What is a dotson?
I just call it a hot dog.
00:29
May 3, 2020
31 Rolling Stone magazine
Magazines went out with powdered wigs.
01:32
May 2, 2020
30 Underlying conditions
Don't forget the overlying conditions.
01:13
May 1, 2020
29 Geico insurance
What's with the obsession with the number 15?
02:11
April 30, 2020
28 Get on the same page
Do you really want to be on the same page with everyone else?
00:51
April 29, 2020
27 The untold story
By the time it gets to me, the story has been told.
01:16
April 28, 2020
26 CEO emails
That's fine but where's my order??
01:35
April 27, 2020
25 Food baby
Have you ever carried around a food baby?
01:07
April 26, 2020
24 Senior pictures
Who needs to pay for senior pictures nowadays?
00:54
April 25, 2020
23 Webcam spying
Cover those webcams when not in use!
01:18
April 24, 2020
22 A ransomware attack
Look out for the hackers!
01:29
April 23, 2020
21 Earth day
Happy Earth Day everybody!
01:27
April 22, 2020
20 The impending doom of a phone call
Who else can't stand talking on the phone?
01:20
April 21, 2020
19 Political endorsements
What good are political endorsements?
01:23
April 20, 2020
18 The greatest of all time
A riff on his Airness Michael Jordan
01:31
April 19, 2020
17 A scale and 401k
What's with a scale and 401k going in the WRONG direction faster than anything??
01:08
April 18, 2020
16 Nails on a chalkboard
I describe one of the worst sounds that gives me absolute anxiety.
01:23
April 17, 2020
15 Data in the media
Be sure to use the words data and media correctly.
00:54
April 16, 2020
14 Face masks in public
Don't forget to wear your face mask when you go out and about.
01:21
April 15, 2020
13 The jury is out
Is the jury out or not out?
00:59
April 14, 2020
12 Puzzles and boredom
Who gets bored?
01:07
April 13, 2020
11 Easter Sunday
I'm just here to see the show.
01:00
April 12, 2020
10 Teledentistry
Isn't dentistry a hands-on field?
01:31
April 11, 2020
09 Washing hands
Don't forget to wash your hands.
01:01
April 10, 2020
08 You gotta go to bed
A simple phrase for a good night's sleep.
01:30
April 10, 2020
07 How to gain weight
A puzzling lack of information
01:27
April 8, 2020
06 Christmas lights in April
Spreading cheer and joy?
01:15
April 7, 2020
05 Non name
What's with these non-names?
00:49
April 6, 2020
04 Trolls
Look out for the Trolls coming to your living room soon!
01:00
April 5, 2020
03 Small business
Support small business?
00:33
April 4, 2020
02 Stay Healthy
Either get healthy or stay healthy.
00:36
April 4, 2020
01 Call to Inaction
We need a call to inaction.
00:35
April 4, 2020
April 3, 2020
00:20
April 3, 2020