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The Brandonian Doctrine

The Brandonian Doctrine

By Brandon Wilson

Short musings from a contrarian mind
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87 When the day starts

The Brandonian DoctrineJul 14, 2020

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113 Free book

113 Free book

When did they change the definition of "free?"

Dec 23, 202102:07
112 Sock Drive

112 Sock Drive

I'm all for donations, but let's make it a win-win for everyone.

Nov 24, 202102:01
111 You're FedEx!

111 You're FedEx!

I'm not confused at all. You're FedEx!

Nov 10, 202101:19
110 I've got great news

110 I've got great news

Great news, bad news, but for whom?

Jul 29, 202102:27
109 Simultaneous Bodily Functions

109 Simultaneous Bodily Functions

Hopefully, nothing like this has ever happened to you.

Jun 17, 202102:50
108 Credit for the offer

108 Credit for the offer

I don't mind helping with certain tasks, but for drudgery like moving, I just want credit for the offer.

Apr 22, 202102:02
107 Browsing CNN

107 Browsing CNN

I'll take the hit and read the news so you don't have to.

Apr 08, 202103:15
106 St. Patrick's Day

106 St. Patrick's Day

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Whatever you do, don't go to an Irish bar on St. Patrick's Day.

Mar 17, 202101:55
105 A Dream of a Wedding

105 A Dream of a Wedding

No one wants to hear about the dream you had last night.

Mar 02, 202101:19
104 Phrases to end a call

104 Phrases to end a call

Have you ever been on the phone with someone and just can't seem to end the call? Here are some suggestions that should end the call immediately.

Feb 19, 202101:43
103 Chips and Floor Salsa

103 Chips and Floor Salsa

A tip for SuperBowl parties

Feb 05, 202101:18
102 What to do when someone is choking

102 What to do when someone is choking

Important public service announcement in case you are ever in this situation.

Jan 24, 202101:51
101 Best of Part 2

101 Best of Part 2

Part 2 of the best clips of The Brandonian Doctrine

Sep 20, 202009:33
100 Best of Part 1

100 Best of Part 1

As a capper to Season 1, this is Part 1 of a compilation of the best bits from The Brandonian Doctrine

Aug 30, 202009:09
99 Tickets

99 Tickets

"Tickets! Tickets!"

Aug 13, 202002:21
98 My voicemail box is full

98 My voicemail box is full

This is what I've always wanted my voicemail message to be.

Aug 05, 202002:11
97 The 33 Percent Rule

97 The 33 Percent Rule

A rule for relationships

Jul 30, 202001:45
96 No is an acceptable choice

96 No is an acceptable choice

Just say no applies to more than just drugs.

Jul 29, 202001:21
95 Busy is a decision

95 Busy is a decision

Are you pretending to be too busy? That's your choice.

Jul 28, 202001:38
94 Money back guarantee

94 Money back guarantee

I don't want my money back. I want the product/service to work as advertised.

Jul 27, 202001:25
93 Milk is a gateway food to bad eating

93 Milk is a gateway food to bad eating

For me, milk does NOT do a body good.

Jul 24, 202002:04
92 Internet's down!

92 Internet's down!

Sometimes the internet goes down and sometimes it doesn't. 

Jul 22, 202003:14
91 Getting less but paying more

91 Getting less but paying more

So much for the trend of bigger is better.

Jul 21, 202001:43
90 My ode to pizza

90 My ode to pizza

For all the pizza lovers out there.

Jul 17, 202003:55
89 Finishing what you started

89 Finishing what you started

What's this "never quit" mantra I hear so much about?

Jul 16, 202002:10
88 Momentum in three's

88 Momentum in three's

On momentum, success, decision, and action

Jul 15, 202001:30
87 When the day starts

87 When the day starts

Hint: It's NOT when you wake up in the morning.

Jul 14, 202001:15
86 Knowledge is not power

86 Knowledge is not power

Knowing is not enough.

Jul 13, 202002:26
85 Dad humor

85 Dad humor

My attempt at some dad humor.

Jul 10, 202002:15
84 Three check month

84 Three check month

Has anyone else experienced the three-check month phenomenon?

Jul 09, 202001:25
83 A relatively healthy young man

83 A relatively healthy young man

"What would you say to someone who is bleeding from four different places on his body at the same time?"

Jul 08, 202001:48
82 Work messaging

82 Work messaging

Microsoft Teams is the latest program. Do we need another one?

Jul 07, 202001:43
81 Weddings

81 Weddings

Should weddings be put on hold while we sort out this pandemic?

Jul 06, 202002:52
80 A man going into a women's restroom conclusion

80 A man going into a women's restroom conclusion

Part 2

Jul 02, 202004:20
79 A man going into a women's restroom

79 A man going into a women's restroom

True story. Part 1.

Jul 01, 202001:46
78 Titles don't matter

78 Titles don't matter

I don't care about your title.

Jun 26, 202001:53
77 Putting all your eggs in one basket

77 Putting all your eggs in one basket

One source of income is a bad idea.

Jun 25, 202002:03
76 Tide Epi pen

76 Tide Epi pen

A new invention that combines life-saving with convenience.

Jun 24, 202001:46
75 Reverse dialing

75 Reverse dialing

A technique for dealing with telemarketers.

Jun 23, 202001:22
74 Lessons learned

74 Lessons learned

What's the point of lessons learned if no one learns the lessons?

Jun 22, 202000:59
73 Happy Father's Day

73 Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day!

Jun 19, 202001:16
72 The Turkey Bacon Hypothesis

72 The Turkey Bacon Hypothesis

I'm either going to eat the real deal or go without. No turkey bacon.

Jun 18, 202003:17
71 BOGO

71 BOGO

Buy one, get one. What happened to 2-for-1?

Jun 17, 202001:02
70 I'll see you on Sunday

70 I'll see you on Sunday

Direct threat or harmless reminder?

Jun 16, 202001:17
69 Three sneezes

69 Three sneezes

Beware that third sneeze in a row.

Jun 15, 202001:49
68 Escape rooms

68 Escape rooms

Do not invite me to one.

Jun 12, 202001:50
67 A Look-see

67 A Look-see

Have a look-see.

Jun 11, 202001:12
66 Friendly reminders

66 Friendly reminders

Maybe it's time for unfriendly reminders instead.

Jun 10, 202001:07
65 A drink coaster has two jobs

65 A drink coaster has two jobs

Any drink coasters that do not fulfill these two jobs are out!

Jun 09, 202001:25
64 Grocery shopping tips

64 Grocery shopping tips

Let's explore some grocery shopping tips and see if they are all that valuable.

Jun 08, 202002:37